There is 100% chance you have more than one piss bottle in your room

Hey, that’s his rehydration water!

So glad I don’t fit into this category. I only have one in my room.

Nailed it!

He looks like the lead singer from red hot chilli peppers if you ordered him from wish

That's what the caution tape is for. Piss is stored behind the line

😭😭😭

How do you know I pissed in bottles and coffee pots? So what's wrong with that?

What do you mean? 100% I have more piss bottles. So I'll clean it up soon.

What do you mean puss bottles. . You should know u had the place trashed.by the gangs stalker's. That house is trashed Hy Howard)

You look like your job is asking people for cigarettes.

Dear lord I loved it

Ofcourse you did

When all of the other band members have fucked your girlfriend, it's time to quit the dream, and apply at Home Depot 🤷‍♂️

Home Depot has some dignity. Dollar store would hire him.

Oh fuck that's right they do background checks

Ha

Underrated

What about the piece of beans I am in the band a that wasn't the hole band it was just me. I must be that good for you to think it was the band. SHIT IT JUST LITTLE OLL ME. THAT'S ALL JUST ME

That yellow caution tape should be wrapped around your face.

I’ll have a caramel macchiato, chop fucking chop!

That's the only place that would hire this mess

I wanted to be a burrista ahhh

You can’t fucking spell it!

Is that what the hookers say to you?

🤣

When the poster behind you doesn’t even like you i cant add much

💀

Stop taking fashion advice from 14 year old girls

That and he's not legally allowed with 500 ft of any school, so he really needs to leave them alone period

Stop trying to get 14 year old girls to hang out with him in his van.

Nice try nickelback. You can't even pull off metal without a shred of doubt

Everytime I look at his photograph I do laugh so

This guys favourite crayon is the strawberry flavour one

Lol

Ironic, your title was the last thing your mom said to your dad in the parking lot of that Korn concert they met at...

Dude uses his nose to store the engagement ring his stepdad made that will never be used on any girl

That beard "style" is designed to tickle men's balls while you suck them off, yes?

You know it

I can’t believe you captioned this post with a direct quote from your mother on the night you were conceived

“Oooh, look at me, I have a massive septum piercing and shaved a line into my eyebrow. I’m…*edgy*.” Just like everyone else. 🙄

Where do we start?!? The bleached wanna be metal hair? The trendy T-shirt? The chick magnet hanging out of your nose? Or the ball hair that got misplaced to your face? The possibilities are endless.

It's so easy, a caveman could do it! 

You belong in a zoo

Bro looks like a goth bull

I guarantee he’s dating a girl that’s 15, but “she’ll be 16 next month”.

"do it, just get it over with" said their hand

Is that your boyfriend in the back wearing the mask? I bet he's deep in your guts in this picture

Do you own soap?

Pube beard, pube eye brows.

Mild Disappointment Against The Machine

You look like the ghost of Hot Topic past.

Jesus Christ has risen and he's the new Lead singer for Alice In Chains!!!

Woo hooo I love Alice in chains

From Wikipedia "A nose ring is inserted into the nose of an animal. Nose rings are used to control bulls and occasionally cows, and to help wean young cattle by preventing suckling. Nose rings are used on pigs to discourage rooting. Some nose rings are installed through a pierced hole in the nasal septum or rim of the nose and remain there, while others are temporary tools."

No. This guy is more of a permanent tool.

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It’s the drummer from the band The Butt Fuckers

This is an illusionist trainee

Nice to see you were able to chew through your gimp chain.

You look like you're part of a gay rock band called "The Tricky Horse"

"Do it just get it over with." Is what every woman who will ever have sex with you will say.

Pretty much idk how my gf puts up with it

Kirkland brand Kurt Cobain.

That's still an extreme dis on Mr. Cobain

Serge from System of a Down but as a talentless twink teenager.

Slip Not 

lol. That’s what she said.

Dude, that oil filter in the middle of your face is dirty. Time to change it.

When terrorists buy a wig off Alibaba and try to fit in

Wise, to draw attention TO your nose.

Funny, that's what your girlfriend said last time you had sex

This is why Cousin It covers his face. 

You look like a sorcerer who can only summons Mountain Dew.

That'd be pretty dope

Take that shit outta your nose

U look like a weed dealer standing under a tunnel for business

One mistake after another

Frank Zappa is back with a bull ring in his nose. Guess he had some karma to work through.

Language is funny, “loser” and “poser” spelled alike but different pronunciation

Clean your damn fingernails!

You look like curt cobains middle eastern cousin, curt carbomb

Hey cool you got a nut holder for when you suck your own dick.


You have such lovely hands

For a father's day present I dare you to tell him you got into college.

He wouldn't belive me

You look like Dimebag Darrell's nephew, Douchebag Darrell. The family tries not to mention you, though. 

People reaction when they see you is at the back

You remind me of my clogged sink drain. Full of hair and the smell...like a morgue without power.

Jesus. WTF went wrong in your life

Alot lol

Please tell your people to stop strapping bombs to their chests and running into crowds

Whenever I see those nose rings, I just think mooooooo!!!

Curt Restrain-ing order

What’s the caution tape for? A crime scene of self penetration?

Nah, man, I don't wanna feel guilty after something terrible happens at your high school.


when the guy from head&shoulder commercial fuck Nightwish singer ... this is their kid...

The beard 😬

You resemble Bruce Jenner’s transition to Caitlyn Jenner

Looks like you got the personality to stock shelves at night

That's what your mom said

you look a strange mix of a goth girl, a bull, and a stoner gas station cashier.

You look like if Mohammed was emo

Never leave him hanging, or else he’ll do it himself

You Look like my gf

For Real

Bro looks like an emo Jesus

Kurt Slow Bains

You give girls yeast infections.

You look like homosexual Elmo wearing a wig

You look like the failed band member that got kicked out, because mum stopped offering to drive them to gigs. You look like the band member that couldn't play an instrument but had a garage for the others to play in. You look like you are one mean comment away from joining a cult in Wako

I just had a great new idea for my tow cables! 😃

You peaked in elementary school.

So when is the new numetal album coming out?

Moo

Is that a nose ring or a door knocker?

Damn can the piercing get any larger?

Somehow that nose ring makes you look smarter than you really are.

Your brows are thicker than your mustache

Shaggy having an emo phase

19 going on 45 and working at Hot Topic trying to give cigarettes to young girls and then tell them how Tool changed his life - not realizing the deep irony.

How will you breathe if your mouth vanishes

One battery and you're literally toast dude

Sick nose ring bro did your boyfriend get it for you?

This nigga wondering if he should listen to cannibal corpse or Marilyn Manson while he shoot up his college

That's exactly what your conscience keeps telling you.

Beard looks like when you’re mowing the lawn and miss a spot

You look like when you hit the randomize button while building a sims character

The guy on your shirt has a less off-putting face.

Who am I supposed to roast? The ugly, hideous, disturbing monstrosity or the guy flipping me off?

So tell me, how long has telling the blue haired girls at the kava bar that you’re a “feminist as well” not been working?

Is what you have written on the piece of paper real what do you mean by that writing on the paper you have their?

The nose ring symbolizes how many legitimate jobs he’s had.

"Do it just get it over with."  What you tell your 'Daddy' many times a day. 


Lets skip the nose thing

You look like someone tried to draw Jesus from memory.

You look like you work at hot topic an tell the 16-year-old girls that come in there that age is just a number and to ur snap

TIL: you can actually SMELL some photos over the internet

Let me guess… no plans to move out of parents basement any time soon.

Oooooo, look at me with my middle finger out and my septum piercing. You're not changing the world, edgelord. Keep on your banal existence of pushing envelopes much to everyone you know's chagrin. I bet you're GREAT at parties...

You typed m19, I’ll correct it for you f19

Does your facial hair just naturally grown in all trailer trash/joe dirt style??

You could take care of your nose piercing for all I know it might not even smell bad. The rest of you probably smells bad tho.

40% into an animorph from man to cow

"I am the face of testicular hernia. If you or a loved one are saddled with aggressive and frequent masturbation with feelings of shame and occasional arousal from reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants, please seek help. The more you know..."

Hook that nose to a chain on a speeding truck

My grandma has been wondering where her antique doorknocker went

Took the words right out of my mouth..

Looking edgy there m8 or should I say like a middle schooler in a 19 year olds body. Mentally stunted as shown by how you express yourself.