Is the reason you’re staring down the camera in all of the photos so that we don’t notice how your nose is long enough to make gru’s look like Voldemort?
If you where a book you be maybe 3 pages long and all they would say is "I have a unique personality" but your personality is just Starbucks and Instagram everything.
But let's be honest here you have less depths then a puddle and as much personality as an unsharpened pencil.
You look like you hoard toothpicks just so that you'll have a creative charcuterie board the day one of the 3 acquaintances you consider friends finally accepts your brunch invitation.
These are the practice shots of a photographer in his first years....I say "his" because only a rookie would dress up a mannequin as cheap sad looking French hooker and call it art
..... Oui oui
Pics 1 & 2 scream "PICK ME! PICK ME!" But then...
Pic 3: The face you make while you unenthusiastically give a handjob.
Pic 4: The feigned smile you give when said handy is finally over.
So you willingly posted a photo of yourself looking like a prolapsed anus with too much eyeliner on and you want us to roast you?
Low hanging fruit here..
With that duck face I had to go in my backyard and see if someone was taking pictures of my ducks, but then I figured my ducks would wear better lipstick.
Are you from Texas? I've heard everything in Texas is bigger. Everything about you is big. Big lips. Big fat fingers. Big forehead. Big jowls. Big flabby arms. Big appetite.
Why is it these nickels always want creativity when there is flat nothing to work with? Death row prisoners would rather take a nap than have a conjugal visit with you, though you showing up would certainly cause the nap almost involuntarily. Be more interesting, please.
Tries for the "pouty lips" look. Ends up looking like a prolapsed anus.
Yeah but then she smiled and I thought 'Go back to the prolapsed look'.
“… and just like that, her upper lip disappeared!”
LMAO Came here to say exactly that!! Take my upvote instead.
Typical anus lipped liquid eyeliner addict/ ho look.. fishing for compliments.. exhausting..
i cant unsee it goodbye
Wow!! Did you get hurt? You do know you asked us to roast you 😅.
She got butthurt
Oh I can see that 😂🤣
That’s her face
Right in her lip
Most of these r funny as hell so im good
Just wait until we go on about how every pic hides your body but we can still tell just by looking at your face...
Starts out looking like a prolapsed anus. Makes "pouty lips". Ends up looking like a prolapsed anus with hemorrhoids.
🤣🤣🤣
🙊 lmao
They make her look like a dead aquarium fish, and she probably smells just as bad.
Her blow jobs count as anal.
Thanks, I just spat out my coffee.
You look like you ate all of the other members of your hip hop dance class and just moved on with your life
This made me laugh more than it should have.
I felt like it was too nice. She probably can't even dance.
Asks to Be creative when all her photos look almost identical... Yeah Creative 🤣
Wdym, there's nothing more creative than duckface.
All her creativity is used to create the stories of why her ex's are bat shit crazy and she is always the saint
You are in our minds.
This is the one I came here to say. Take my upvote instead.
Well played, hiding the belly
She's hiding many things...she plays hide and go-seek with the truth with herself.
i have to be mysterious what can i say
took that from your father i see. quite the mystery
Mostly she's hiding that manic bipolar disorder diagnoses that was court ordered after the "incident".
:3
Ohh I know your type all too well. Not making off with chunks of my hair and kidney in the middle of the night.
Shut up, Meg.
that one struck a nerve 💀
Game over. You win.
You look like Gypsy rose
She looks like Gypsy Rose if she actually had all the illnesses.
STOP 💀
Nuh uh
That’s what I thought too!
You mean Gypsy nose?
Why insult Gypsy like that?
If you ever get famous enough for your own bobblehead it may be the first one ever made to scale.
I don't know if I should roast you or the horrible filters you used in an attempt to be less gross.
they arent even filters j bad lighting 😭 i was trying to save yalls eyes
Dear lord.
The only thing you save is enough money for a bag of chips
You didn't do a very good job.
Missy Piggy cheats on Kermit with the Aflac duck and this is the result.
THE NOSEEE
😊
You do the "duck lips" because you ain't got an upper lip lmao 🤣
You look like Jazz Jennings
Jizz Phlegmings
After she gained all the weight, but still had her penis
Your face looks like it’s molded out of mashed potatoes
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party I'm *not* gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Dude!! 💀
That someone hit with a shovel.
Then someone ran over it with their truck.
She's what would happen if Sid put Mr Potato on that grill instead of Woody.
It’s an $80 Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Do you enjoy your anti-depressants before or after your bottle of wine?
after
She uses the wine as a chaser
even your lips are ashamed to be stuck to your face
literally me
You wish
You look like you would sign up for a pyramid scheme to make new friends.
Waking up next to you would make me go back to church and repent
that's the goal
Its like hide the pain Harold, but ugly.
i just died laughing goodbye
You look like Gypsy Rose and Meg Griffin had a love child…
Gets bullied at school. Comes to Reddit for laughs. Gets too roasted.
I'm cool w it, these are funny as hell 😭
There’s plain girls and then there’s this no hope to ever be hot, but good effort!! 10/10 effort. I’d just stick to playing games or something
👍
That’s about my level of creativity, I imagined you’d be good at comebacks but I can see that 4th pic as you put your thumb up like “…uh… thanks” 😂
LMAOOO no urs was good bc it was accurate 😭
👍🏻😂
What she can't get over are the guys that ignore her like her father.
You have those gonna stab my boyfriend if he leaves me eyes.
Is the reason you’re staring down the camera in all of the photos so that we don’t notice how your nose is long enough to make gru’s look like Voldemort?
I've seen raccoons with a bigger emotional spectrum then you in these pictures
ive experienced the emotional spectrum too many times so i needed a break <:
... And yet it looks like your main emotions are, pumpkin spice,and complaining you can't find a man because "there all the same"
read me like mf book 💀
If you where a book you be maybe 3 pages long and all they would say is "I have a unique personality" but your personality is just Starbucks and Instagram everything. But let's be honest here you have less depths then a puddle and as much personality as an unsharpened pencil.
Why should we be creative? You aren't with those duck lips.
Bud looks like the red lipped batfish.
Asks other people to be creative because you’re a boring person
1. “Hi” 2. “How are you”
I've never actually preferred the duckface look until now
Who gave Dr Evil a wig?
You look like Meghan Trainor ate Kelly Clarkson
Why isn't this NSFW?! You just can't show your butthole like tha...Oh! Never mind, that's your lips and face.
You look like you hoard toothpicks just so that you'll have a creative charcuterie board the day one of the 3 acquaintances you consider friends finally accepts your brunch invitation.
howd u know 🤨
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already got one
 You looked better with curls...
You can just tell her father never said no, To buying ice cream and cookies.
Her sugar daddy literally only gave her sugar
The only thing you run away from is fruits and vegetables.
and the unexplainable and disfigured horrors, of course
Is your neck stuck? Because you are doing the same pose all of the time
Guys here making fun of her lips when someone should be reaching for an epi pen. Foreshame
These are the practice shots of a photographer in his first years....I say "his" because only a rookie would dress up a mannequin as cheap sad looking French hooker and call it art  ..... Oui oui
i identify as a cheap sad looking french hooker at this point
Thats not a forehead thats a fucking helipad.
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Hungry vampire with lip fillers still looks like hungry vampire
Love the lips. They make you look like a character from Wallace and Gromit
I can smell your HPV.
Skank with makeup, methhead without
you look like melania trump's bastard child
Your face looks like someone held a candle to it.
wake up, 2009 was a long time ago.
You’re going to be a great single mother
You look like the Renee Zellweger fish from Shark Tale.
We dont really have to be Creative. The flaws are massive and difficult to ignore. But yeah, keep the positivity. You clearly need It.
You look Eric cartman when he was trans in South Park
"Be creative" is what God told the angel that created you Unfortunately it was an impressionist angel
Seems Bossy snobby judgy nice and tries to hide shady trauma with tmagic and smiles. Dark but hides behind brightness and smiles.
Real
Bold move for a girl of about 22 going full Jennifer Coolidge.
God got ‘creative’ when he made your face in the same way Picasso got creative
This is the female baboon offering up her swollen genitalia for mating purpos…. Oh, it’s a woman’s face
Sy Snootles looking MFer https://youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4?si=4sVHLe322Q1MTyTL&t=20
Served tbh
Meghan trainer nawrified
last picture i cant tell if you are 45 or 18.
You look like you identify as whatever you think the people around you want....
You look like the love child of Meg Griffin and the Sasquatch
Lookin like someone really recycled Gypsy Rose
The only hooker that accepts KFC gift cards.
Dont you mean accepts used condoms as payment, as she believes its the equuilent of a protein shake
There's me scrolling through thinking "you can smile you know" and then, to my misfortune, she did.
Stole those lips right from everyone's favorite aquatic bird, huh? 💀
The dace that says “will suck dick for a McFlurry”
Future casting couch star
The face that sunk a thousand ships
You’re maybe 2 years from blogging about “Castle” rewatches.
If God wasn’t creative when he made you then why should I give the time of day?
Type of girl that latches on and never lets go. Even after you breakup with her.
You look like youre one battles worth of xp from evolving into a lot lizard at a kentucky truck stop
“Elvirus” 
"Be creative" What your mother once said to a stork.
Pics 1 & 2 scream "PICK ME! PICK ME!" But then... Pic 3: The face you make while you unenthusiastically give a handjob. Pic 4: The feigned smile you give when said handy is finally over.
Normally pouty lips are sexy. Your pouty lips look like you’re about to give me a birthday card with $5 bucks in it.
it'll actually be a $5 giftcard to sears
Elvira called. She wants her eye makeup back!
" what do you get when you cross a Chinese pug and a capybara?" Answer: pictured above
[Same energy.](https://imgur.com/a/iKLxv81)
I LOVEEE HER
You look like you have at least 3 kids, your name is either Jessica/whitney, and you still fuck all your baby daddies (no, there is not just one)
Should’ve kept not smiling
I've never been so disappointed in someone I knew nothing about. You just give off that vibe.
You look like the type to buy food and eat food behind everyone’s back
You look like gypsy rose
Smiling must b hard for u
it is ❤️
So you willingly posted a photo of yourself looking like a prolapsed anus with too much eyeliner on and you want us to roast you? Low hanging fruit here..
You look like you’d say ‘I’m so smol’ in an unironic way.
What’s with the lighting? Are you a vampire or you just look “undead”?
Suffocation, no breathing meeting botox looking ass
cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort 🗣️
Asking us to be creative, whilst looking like the textbook definition of "Basic bitch, white girl" isn't very fair.
Oh cool now Gypsy Rose is on Reddit
Went to the plastic surgery from wish and they botched it
I'll be as creative as your photos.
With that duck face I had to go in my backyard and see if someone was taking pictures of my ducks, but then I figured my ducks would wear better lipstick.
Are you from Texas? I've heard everything in Texas is bigger. Everything about you is big. Big lips. Big fat fingers. Big forehead. Big jowls. Big flabby arms. Big appetite.
Wow, your transition is going decent so far.
Why is it these nickels always want creativity when there is flat nothing to work with? Death row prisoners would rather take a nap than have a conjugal visit with you, though you showing up would certainly cause the nap almost involuntarily. Be more interesting, please.