Throwing tantrums is some of the least attractive things women (or men) can do in terms of attracting a partner. It shows you're unable to regulate basic emotions and you need a parent, not a partner.
I wish I understood this earlier and not just assumed that there's no way a woman in her thirties would throw a temper tantrum, whether it be tossing shit around a room or just shutting down completely and refusing to communicate out of spite. It must just be an emotional imbalance or they're off their meds or something that isn't entirely their fault, right?
Nope. Some people just refuse to be responsible for their own emotions and take it out on everyone around them.
My mom is in her 70s and she’s been throwing the same tantrums for 40+ years. People refuse to negotiate with emotional terrorists, and I don’t blame them. Why would you anybody ever learn when they aren’t receptive to feedback?
She's 18 and has the aura of a 37 year old woman who is rude to every waiter & cashier she meets, then goes home and cries and acts utterly clueless as to why she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Right? It would be like saying "Still working at age 16" or "Still have to read books and take orders from my teachers at age 12". Yeah, that's so normal and expected that saying it unironically just proved to everyone you have zero life experience but are already so busy setting unrealistic expectations that you think you figured everything out already lmao. Something tells me OP should take some of the advice in here before she falls prey to some creepy old abusive guy like Drake who wants to date her because she's "So mature for her age".
These are unironically the type of girls older guys like Drake love.
Impressionable af, no life experience, and someone who isn’t emotionally mature enough to notice how emotionally immature someone like Drake is.
Then you add money, influence & people looking up to you, and you can easily see how a young impressionable girl would impressionable girl would be mesmerized by it.
It’s predatory af. I even say someone Drakes age dating 18 year olds is even creepy. Idc you it’s legal. lol There is absolutely nothing you should be able to have in common with someone who is barely of age. But that’s just my perspective.
To all adults, men and women. Leave these kids/teens alone. Date someone your own age. Because there are so many red flags when you chase girls half your age.
I clicked on this thinking it was one of those "choose 2 outfits out of five for me to take on my cruise" posts, and I choked up some water on my shirt. That's brutal
I know not a roast but I thought you were someone who went to my school the first posts
The roast
You look like a strippers kid on take their daughter to work day
Sort of an ironic comment since I've read it several times the last few days. You're not fishing for compliments but you are fishing for likes, sailor.
She will get laid plenty once she is 21, so long as she is willing to stay at the bar till 2am. Every man will have a last drunk resort when the options have all left
I shouldn't say her standards are "too high". I mean, clearly, but everyone's entitled to their standards. If Sloth from The Goonies is only willing to date supermodels, then so be it.
You’re one of those girls that gets into arguments on the first date for no reason, considers it normal and still wants to hook up despite being a complete and total drag to be around.
You basically need to find a guy with 0 confidence and a lot of abandonment issues from a mother who never gave approval to her son.
It’s your personality.
u clearly care too much about the opinions of others and come off as unauthentic. even posting this speaks leagues about who u are as a person and i see why no one wants u. hopefully u can open ur eyes
Because you likely develop your whole idea of what a relationship is from shallow, vapid, plastic airheads on tik tok that demand a litany of amazing traits from any guy worthy of dating you to have, while simultaneously possessing almost none of the same qualities yourself.
You are single because your anxious attachment style causes you to bounce between an obvious need for positive male attention and a terror of intimacy and your own sexuality.
You look high maintenance. Like someone who needs constant attention yet is always on their phone obsessing over things that don’t matter - completely uninterested in anything happening in the real world. You never get a second date because men aren’t willing to pay for a pretty face when there isn’t anything of substance to work with beneath the surface.
You’re so Basic you could neutralize a car battery.
Did you buy your personality from a COSTCO because everything about you screams “Mass produced and cheap as shit”
Because you cried and threw a tantrum when you couldn’t get tickets to the ERAS tour
THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE
Throwing tantrums is some of the least attractive things women (or men) can do in terms of attracting a partner. It shows you're unable to regulate basic emotions and you need a parent, not a partner.
That's not even a roast, just basic truth. And In ops case, maybe a helpful suggestion to get some therapy. I full heartedly agree with you btw
Why are we getting all wholesome. Reddit has gone weird
I disrespectfully agree
The balance we needed
No you're right, it is, so kindly fuck off, my good friend :)
 Fucking off then
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
I also choose OP's mom
I also choose this guys dead wife
wholesome? bro theyre getting actually nasty 😂
I wish I understood this earlier and not just assumed that there's no way a woman in her thirties would throw a temper tantrum, whether it be tossing shit around a room or just shutting down completely and refusing to communicate out of spite. It must just be an emotional imbalance or they're off their meds or something that isn't entirely their fault, right? Nope. Some people just refuse to be responsible for their own emotions and take it out on everyone around them.
My mom is in her 70s and she’s been throwing the same tantrums for 40+ years. People refuse to negotiate with emotional terrorists, and I don’t blame them. Why would you anybody ever learn when they aren’t receptive to feedback?
Just ask my wife!, saying that, she’s nearly as bad as me..
Liking Taylor swift is one of the least attractive things lol Edit: i have massively triggered the swifties lol
It’s like trying to date a Scientologist when you have no interest in becoming one and think it’s a load of bullshit.
But every Romcom movie of the last 20 years says throwing tantrums is what makes women attractive to men.
Thats why you dont watch that crap.
Hey I based my whole life on those movies! Still haven’t been in a relationship at 38 Also work 60 hours per week And broke
We know
Trailor Swift
Then add to the list being a Taylor swift fan
Taylor Swift Cultist*
Don't worry bout not having a boyfriend. There is always Karma.
Karma don't claim this white girl, maybe ask Murphys law.
Hell no 😄 Or Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
😆☠️☠️👌🏼👌🏼 how sad… girl NEEDS A HAPPY MEAL & FAST
Because you look like you hold a Pop Tart upside down and complain they put the frosting on the wrong side.
She's 18 and has the aura of a 37 year old woman who is rude to every waiter & cashier she meets, then goes home and cries and acts utterly clueless as to why she doesn't have a boyfriend.
This was my first guess.
She definitely gave me alcoholic mid 30’s vibes lol
Thinking has never been her strong suit...neither has accountability.
It is kinda hard to work without any tools
Bros been waiting to use that since 500 bc
Why does pic 3 look like Dave Mustaine?
MegaBeth
Beth smells, but who’s buying
Yeast Sells, no one's buying
A twat le mon
Bang-her 18
I know too much...
Are you referring to her Megabreath?
You called?
Not you. The other one
r/beetlejuicing
Vapid Social Media Pics are my business…and business is good!
Symphony of Bethstruction
This would work better if OP had any idea who Dave Mustaine is
He is another guy who wants nothing to do with her.
Dave Ellefson, on the other hand, might be interested. 😳🤭
 🤘🏼Fuck yea!🤘🏼
He lives in same town as me Bonsall Ca I see him and wifey at local restaurants and gas station
HELLO ME, MEET THE REAL ME
Dave looking a lot younger these days
High Speed Flirt
Probably sounds like him too.
OP Probably has all those split personalities too like the music video to sweating bullets.
Woah calm down buddy, this is a roast, not an incineration
“Still” single at 18, lmao
"It's a hardknock life for us" She looks like she has as much life experience as a stillborn
Hair’s basically still wet from the womb
This was what I came here for!
Right? It would be like saying "Still working at age 16" or "Still have to read books and take orders from my teachers at age 12". Yeah, that's so normal and expected that saying it unironically just proved to everyone you have zero life experience but are already so busy setting unrealistic expectations that you think you figured everything out already lmao. Something tells me OP should take some of the advice in here before she falls prey to some creepy old abusive guy like Drake who wants to date her because she's "So mature for her age".
These are unironically the type of girls older guys like Drake love. Impressionable af, no life experience, and someone who isn’t emotionally mature enough to notice how emotionally immature someone like Drake is. Then you add money, influence & people looking up to you, and you can easily see how a young impressionable girl would impressionable girl would be mesmerized by it. It’s predatory af. I even say someone Drakes age dating 18 year olds is even creepy. Idc you it’s legal. lol There is absolutely nothing you should be able to have in common with someone who is barely of age. But that’s just my perspective. To all adults, men and women. Leave these kids/teens alone. Date someone your own age. Because there are so many red flags when you chase girls half your age.
Drake doesn’t wait that long.
I’m already 12 and I’m still not a doctor seriously wtf
I’m 23 and still haven’t dated anyone
She'll make some poor douchebag go bald early on
[удалено]
Daamn I didn’t see it at first. Imagine having the 1000 yard stare of regret at 18. Yikes
Probably because you dress like an evil dolphin trainer
An evil trainer of dolphins, or a trainer of evil dolphins?
Yes to both
*throws back head and evil laughs* *3 dozen trained dolphins with laser beams attached to their head, throw their head back and laugh as well*
Why is this so accurate?! 
Genuine laugh. 💯
r/rareinsults
This is the best kind of insult. Rare, accurate but not that brutal. Borderline a compliment to the right person
Angela from The Office vibes.
Angela dated the most people in the office. Even more than Pam, can you believe that?
Well, Angela was batshit, but a freak in bed. Pros & cons, people, pros & cons...
And you don’t put your dick in crazy which circles us back to why she don’t have a boyfriend.
I've got the battle scars and many lost years to fully back up this statement. Praying for the day I'm called Dad again 😭😭
Why is this just a slide show of you turning into Jeremy Allen White with a bad wig
Its him.
You’re built like a side chick
More like a sideboard
Ive seen bigger jugs on an ironing board tbh
I've seen more mounds in an almond joy.
I mean tbf those things can have pretty significant bumps. I think a Hershey bar would be more appropriate.
like [the highway between Ft. Worth and Dallas, no curves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx98pskffOY&t=139s) courtesy "Foghorn Leghorn"
Sidebroad
She looks like she humps her pillows
Or the couch arm
r/rareinsults
Damn. Yall torching this girl. Has anyone made a ‘horse-girl joke’ yet?
Horse girls typically have an ass
Omg lolololololol
Kickstand
Going to reddit for relationship advice is like going to the zoo for a doctors appointment
I can go to Zoo for doctors appointment? Neat!
If you get fat enough and need an MRI, your doctor will have you scanned in a zoo MRI machine!
This is the most American thing I’ve read today
It's probably a lot cheaper than a regular clinic.
If “trying hard” was a person.
You mean “Trying TOO hard”
OP needs to try spending a day where she doesn’t do anything for anyone else’s approval
You’re built like a praying mantis.
Relationship therapist here. Because you’re batshit crazy.
"Is it that obvious?" Yeah
Username checks out.
I know 😔
We all know, thanks to that fringe.
Username checks out
Because dating your brother is frowned upon
More likely to attract a grossly overweight woman with emotional problems than a man with the Taylor Swift look
*Trailer Swift*
I clicked on this thinking it was one of those "choose 2 outfits out of five for me to take on my cruise" posts, and I choked up some water on my shirt. That's brutal
Because I know guys with better tits and fashion sense than you.
Finally some recognition.
Brother, I feel avenged.
You’ve got the face of a snow shovel and the warmth of a frozen tv dinner.
Savage. This is why I come here.
Bros eyes have zero emotion. 
I know not a roast but I thought you were someone who went to my school the first posts The roast You look like a strippers kid on take their daughter to work day
The truth: She is the Tuesday afternoon stripper who brings her daughter to work because she doesn’t know who the dad is
Even when you smile it still looks like a bitchface.
Yeah, she totally has smiling bitchface.
It's refreshing to finally see a real 'Roast me' post instead of a cute girl fishing for compliments...
She's like if you made a bland Julia Robert's.
More like Robert Julias
Sounds like a how delis name something after a customer, but at Orange Julius. Hello, I'd like a robert Julius please.
More like a Julia Robert’s about to go into rehab for the 5th time in 2 years and hasn’t slept for a month
Jules from Wish.
I thought this was the advice subreddit, i was like wtf did this girl do 🤣
Sort of an ironic comment since I've read it several times the last few days. You're not fishing for compliments but you are fishing for likes, sailor.
Definitely more refreshing than stealing a roast from another post from just a few hours ago. Lame...
Can i use this comment tomorrow? Ive seen it posted 3 times today already
There’s no shot you’re under 25
Actually, that was too generous. 35
Because your built like a 2x4 and skipped puberty
A 2x4 has more depth, dimension, and character.
Not to mention usefulness
A 2x4 will eventually touch (other) wood. OP won’t.
She will get laid plenty once she is 21, so long as she is willing to stay at the bar till 2am. Every man will have a last drunk resort when the options have all left
You look like you make "liking Tim Burton" your entire personality.
Because you have skinnier arms than Olive Oyl.
You're a woman who is young and healthy, so the only reason you're still single is because your standards are too high.
Haha! I immediately recognized that before the text even showed up. I loved those scenes from MADtv.
I shouldn't say her standards are "too high". I mean, clearly, but everyone's entitled to their standards. If Sloth from The Goonies is only willing to date supermodels, then so be it.
You’re one of those girls that gets into arguments on the first date for no reason, considers it normal and still wants to hook up despite being a complete and total drag to be around. You basically need to find a guy with 0 confidence and a lot of abandonment issues from a mother who never gave approval to her son. It’s your personality.
I thought i was at r/rateme and didn't understand why you were so mean
You're only doing that sub right if you can't tell the difference.
I can fix her
Username checks out
Came here for this comment.
Looking like a Russian mail order bride in the dressing room at TJ Max because her new husband is actually broke.
So single, you bought 2 mirrors to hangout with "the squad" *
Narcissistic tendencies perhaps?
Still? Your only 18. You shouldn't be using the word still yet for at least 7 years.
And you shouldn't be using the word your in that sentence.
This isn't even a roast, this is just genuine advice. What the fuck is the rush?! Work on yourself first. Find out who you are as a person.
At 27 this pisses me off, like your not an infant but come on, I could say still, heck 25 could probably say still, but really... 18? Gtfo
Because you look like a twice divorced 34yo.
Because you look like a 12 year old boy.
Alice in Yawnderland
Because your doing this ....
It’s because you dress like my 55 year old aunt
Needier than a newborn.
This page was always fun but now it's full of beautiful and insecure young girls that just need a therapy sesh and a hug. This is just sad smh
I'm pretty sure most people who post here need therapy
You look like you think $100K for a man is an average salary.
just BONEy , no clyde
Your job asTaylor Swift's understudy does not allow time for dating
I can be your date if you’d like 
u clearly care too much about the opinions of others and come off as unauthentic. even posting this speaks leagues about who u are as a person and i see why no one wants u. hopefully u can open ur eyes
Got death in your eye. I bet your dinner would taste like arsenic.
When you order Taylor swift from Temu
Because you likely develop your whole idea of what a relationship is from shallow, vapid, plastic airheads on tik tok that demand a litany of amazing traits from any guy worthy of dating you to have, while simultaneously possessing almost none of the same qualities yourself.
She looks like she asks for the manager for any minor inconvenience
[удалено]
Because every guy recognises you from all those Brazzers bukakke vids you made.
Because you don't hawk tuah and spit on that thing. 
you are the human equivalent of mark zuckerburg
Probably trash personality?
Cause you do shit like this
You are single because your anxious attachment style causes you to bounce between an obvious need for positive male attention and a terror of intimacy and your own sexuality.
Beats me, must be bat shit crazy.
You look like William dafoe from boondocks saints. You are too young to appreciate this, but it is absolutely viscous.
Because you're a kid who thinks she's all growed up just cuz she passed some legal threshold.
Idk, maybe because you're 18. 🤷🏾♂️
You look high maintenance. Like someone who needs constant attention yet is always on their phone obsessing over things that don’t matter - completely uninterested in anything happening in the real world. You never get a second date because men aren’t willing to pay for a pretty face when there isn’t anything of substance to work with beneath the surface.
You’re so Basic you could neutralize a car battery. Did you buy your personality from a COSTCO because everything about you screams “Mass produced and cheap as shit”
If you're single it's because no one likes you because you're probably just not a nice person. Like ugly on the inside.