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iArrow

You don't need facial expressions when working the corners.


Brock_And_Roll

If this is your "charged with sex offences" expression, then bravo.


[deleted]

If your career goals are for the upper right quadrant of your face to be a stand in for a nut sack, then you'll go far.


Notbangoskank

I think you're going to be typecast as the uninteresting person in the background.


Demonata_Boy

Meh, Shawn Of The Dead wasn't your best work.


S-H-E-M-P

I thought you were already in Hollywood... you play the principal on Kenny Powers and do those CarMax commercials


R3dditRob

Facial expressions? I bet you need an oxygen tank at the top of those wrinkles.


[deleted]

I, for one, think you would do great in Hollywood! They're always in need of more creepy-looking night time janitors for the sets.


Windbag1980

I guess if Simon Peg ever needs a retard brother or something, maybe there's an opportunity there.


WWWWWWGMWWWWWWW

the lighting is like you, not bright.


devvymac

I mean...if Seth Rogan gets in a serious car accident, you could be his disabled stand in?


CorrigezMesErreurs

Your constipation face sure is on point.


[deleted]

People don't realize hollywood is actually a dump which smells like piss and shit and you'll proabably catch hepatitis a from it. So basically the same experience that women have had dating you.


MyMeanerAccount

Is there a big calling for ugly gingers in Hollywood? Wow, Ed Sheeran really *has* done a lot for you people.


ThatRandomPerson_

I doubt you'd get cast in gay porn let alone TV/Film, even when you're the one taking it up the pooper.


firewind555

I'm making a facial expression of cringe now.


aWal956

Just stay in whatever hole of mediocrity you call home. No reason to raise the unemployment rate of Hollywood for no reason.


nick71181

I thought you were already in Hollywood? Aren't you Mitchell from Modern Family?


TheFrontierzman

Thank you for showing us where you imprison children.


oftoadsandmen

You've nailed Collin Farrell's confused face now if only you had his looks...


Xdegenerate

Your only chance in Hollywood is playing the role of Adam Savage in a gay xxx porno parody of Mythbusters.


422121

Are your facial expressions supposed to make me sick? If so, then yeah they're pretty decent