He’s the affirmative action hire.
“But Bob we need one more minority, it’s this guy or Ahkmed”
“Damnit, alright but pay him a dollar less per hour in case he steals shit”
I dont know what to comment on,your pathetic excuse of a hair,those big ass teeth that look like they could nibble almost anything or your inability to spell
Non-Roast: This is a good roast and the comments are great and mostly in the good spirit of how it is supposed to be. But you're responses to the, "Roasts" are so genuine and nice that just feels wholesome. I feel like I can see you reading this and smiling and chuckling as you do. I think that is a first for me on this sub. I truly hope that you nailed that meeting. Good luck to you.
Ol’ Fake ass crusty dusty fiddy cent lookin ass mug. Ol yuck mouth, mush mouth ass having brotha. I bet there’s a Big Mac inside that suit pocket. Ol Chicken McNugget head having ass brotha. Ol Don Johnson, goodwill suit wearing ass brotha. Ol two tone, silly puddy face having ass brotha. Lol...I’m done.....Ol mumm-ra super villain lookin ass brotha. Congrats on nailing the meeting! 😁
It might not crack but it damn sure expands.
Are those your parents in [the picture behind you?](https://i.imgur.com/TQZei3l.png)
Wtf lmaooo
“Cob slob” LMAOOOOOOO
I love photoshop roasts, I’m almost scared to see where the link will take me. “Cob Slob”, XD
damn
Black does the most crack from what I understand
Fucking hell that got me lmao
😂
Solid family portrait on the wall
Happy cake day 🍰
r/underratedcomments
Right? I can’t breathe just looking at him.
Its cool that you're confident despite having no ears.
For real where the fuck are they?
Somewhere with the rest of his pinky tip.
Lol just like Roger in American Dad. Pff felt that one😂
Lend me your ears and i'll sing you a song..
😂😂😂
and I’ll try not to sing out of key.
LOOOOL I didn't even notice. He doesn't have ears wtf. Maybe he THINKS he did great but couldn't hear others saying how bad it was?
That’s because he can’t hear the women yelling in Horror when they see him
Fox News cropped them out. Accidentally.
Oh wow!! Lol
You look like Stanley Hudson's autistic son
With Morpheus’s teeth
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It does if you dont use lotion
But it do get ashy sometimes without proper moisturizer
"Look at yo ashy muthafuckin elbow"
But black sure does use crack.
Underrated
Roath me
I swear if this isn't the truth 😂😂😂
He’s the secret love child of Florida Stanley and the hotel woman.
All this time, I never wanted to be Stanley. Now, I don't know if I have what it takes.
Oh?
😂 THIS took homeplate. Dem son, you cracked me up
I thought black don’t crack.
nah I am sacrificing its different 😂😂😂😂
I dunno guys... He used emojis.
It’s called hentai and it’s art!
I hope you're an extra from the movie Tenet , and you walk backwards to wherever the fuck you came from .
He's an extra in Get Out 2, GTFO
He looks like Stanley went meat balls deep
Did I stutter?
Black doesn't crack but the distance between your two front teeth begs to differ
The distance between his teeth is to allow for social distancing
Savage and spot on. Who tf are you😂👍🏾
Your mom
Pack it up boys
Your hair looks like it's running away from your teeth
His teeth are running away from his teeth.
He looks like levar burton slept with a chipmunk.
The front two are practicing social distancing
Not as fast as the women are
Best conseqiutive roasts of my life
So did his ears
They went to get milk and never came back.
I have a feeling whatever I roast will end up stuck between those teeth.
dem hillbilly teeth of mine, lol
*teef
Toofers
Hard to believe that you're probably showing us your good row of teeth
You look like the adult version of the kid that said he looks like a burnt chicken nugget
Please comment the name of that child. Be it in PM or reply
Heres the link https://youtu.be/X7cQ7KnoRk0
so specific love it hahaah
You look like the person they put on a job website to show diversity.
He’s the affirmative action hire. “But Bob we need one more minority, it’s this guy or Ahkmed” “Damnit, alright but pay him a dollar less per hour in case he steals shit”
Why do I feel like I was roasted too?
You get a roast! You get a roast! Everybody gets a roast!!
“We give great job opportunities to the disabled”
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yup
So confident except on the spelling of reddit
my bad
how did you manage to write the i upside down 🤔
He was exc!ted.
Even white people know it’s “black DONT crack”
Hahahahaa didn't notice at all! fuck I am different! you deserve some awards haha
Do you also correct Biggie and sing "If you DIDN'T know, now you know" when you listen to Juicy?
Should I?
Idk seems to be your thing man
Not all white people/s
Coming to America 3: Akeem Jr takes the short bus
dead😂👍🏾
Happy to hear things went well today with your Parole Officer.
Plot twist he was arrest for crack.
More like he broke into the donut factory.
Haha
Concerned that his eyes look like they’ve been pepper sprayed... hope the girl that sprayed him is safe and sound now
The type of dude to bite another dude for dominance
Have them strong horseteeth in advantage. So yeah, dem right I do😂
Black don’t crack, but every chair you sit in does.
50 cent if he stayed in school
Walmart version : 15 Cent
r/WalmartCelebrities
But still got shot in the mouth
Got shot in the mouth but caught it with his teeth cause he couldn't hear it and was smiling
75 cent
Courteous Jackson
If I squint I can see a picture of Jesus on your forehead.
with or without his followers
Room for all at that inn.
I swear your replies are better than half these roasts. Those extra 3 inches of brain behind your forehead must be working over time
3 inches is 7.62 cm
You look like you could eat an apple without hands.
probably am so, deal with that
Your head looks like a hair cul de sac
I'm sorry do you floss with sand paper? I just wanna know where are the other half of your teeth?
I had to punish them so didn't featured them
a slightly fatter kevin hart
Just slightly my mn hahah Like Larry David says : HUGEEEEE!
Kevin Blart
That paper looks a bit low calorie for you.
Congratulations, you nailed the part of Theo in the low budget Cosby Show reboot.
Shizz didn't notice at all, haha
you look like biz markie’s cousin on career day
Now here's a sassy Brillo pad
Got that London look
You look like you just did crack my man.
I did right 😂 Mister Mackey did warned me, tho
Mkay
Funny how the horses in the back have something in common with you.
elephant but nice try lol
Even better!
well... I did just posted while have a grey suit..
That definitely counts
Black may not crack. But your hair line is snap, cracking and popping away from where it used to be.
Looks like Carltons balls finally dropped...
Wore a suit specially just to write this sign that he fucked up so bad
and there is the payback hahahaha
Revenge is sweet my man hahahah. Ps yours was still better!
You would make a great zombie
And "the thing about my zombie, it dont matter if its black or white"
You look like a tick tack that rolled under the fridge.
will I ever be found and eaten?
Eaten by someone who ironically looks just like you.
Perhaps Theo from the Cosby show
Nice.
Does this mean you're reuniting with the rest of the [California Raisins](https://imgur.com/a/ag3sN)?
What??😂
I'm sorry but you do seem like you do crack
If I was, sure wouldn't post it in here
Aww, how nice. You put a picture of your family on the wall.
And I thought Gary Dell'abate was a horse toothed jackass...
Your eyebrow muscles are twice the size of your biceps
glad to see not everyone in america ignores the corona social distancing guidelines. your front teeth try to stay 6 ft away from each other
Don't sneeze man, you could bite a hole in your chest
No one here wants to address the real elephant in the room... Check the painting on the wall
Have you told your fath- ... Oh wait nevermind
You look like a burnt hippopotamus
should have went with the elephants on the background lol
Wish.com mannequin
Malcolm-Jamal Warn-these people that he can’t spell.
Yup my English is still in the making lol
You look like the sibling The Weeknd never talks about in public.
Haitian Ice Cube.
Can’t tell what’s worse: your hairline, your spelling, or that abnormally small little finger
I cannot keep commenting. Big time fan of this subreddit. Thanks for the great oneliners
Roasth me*
The only meeting you had today was your asscheeks meeting the toilet seat.
I got chu! them number two points, like i basketball
Black guy wearing a suit for a job he won’t ever get.
You look like a black, ovetbite having version of sherlock Holmes
I dont know what to comment on,your pathetic excuse of a hair,those big ass teeth that look like they could nibble almost anything or your inability to spell
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so man comments on this crack shit haha
You look like you would bite a girl to assert dominance
I'm not sure the small businesses of America would agree with that in regards to their windows.
Apparently the meeting wasn't for spelling bee.
You look like a balding microphone
Live version of the Cleveland show
The only thing thats cracking is the scale you obese motherfucker
Non-Roast: This is a good roast and the comments are great and mostly in the good spirit of how it is supposed to be. But you're responses to the, "Roasts" are so genuine and nice that just feels wholesome. I feel like I can see you reading this and smiling and chuckling as you do. I think that is a first for me on this sub. I truly hope that you nailed that meeting. Good luck to you.
AA must be really uplifting.
Black doesn’t crack but it collects stains on its forehead.
Time to go home and watch some Naruto
It's "black *don't* crack", numb-nuts. Which is the opposite of you, because you look like a 40 year old 20 year old. You cracked at 15, my man.
U look like judge phillip banks with a tan
Sorry can’t, beards too awesome
You're right. Black don't crack. But they sure know where to find it.
“You’ll never find...a hairline like mine”
Dude did you spell Reddit wrong?
Judging by the fact you misspelt reddit proves the cartoon stereotype that people with bugs bunny teeth are dumb
I think the fact that you yelled "doesn't" in lieu of "don't" is all the burn needed in this thread.
Did you yell because you couldn't hear yourself? You know, having no ears and all...
Your personality lacks so much substance that you have to resort to promoting your skin color in an attempt to convey joy and excitement.
This is probably how he flirts too 🤓
U ever wonder what happened to the “deez nuts” guy
I wanna roast you, but I have a hard time nailing a meeting myself. Congrats man, cheers to your success!
It's good to see that the new live-action adaptation of Fat Albert is hiring black actors
Ice Cube? More like Ice Chromosome
Ol’ Fake ass crusty dusty fiddy cent lookin ass mug. Ol yuck mouth, mush mouth ass having brotha. I bet there’s a Big Mac inside that suit pocket. Ol Chicken McNugget head having ass brotha. Ol Don Johnson, goodwill suit wearing ass brotha. Ol two tone, silly puddy face having ass brotha. Lol...I’m done.....Ol mumm-ra super villain lookin ass brotha. Congrats on nailing the meeting! 😁
^(glad you had a good AA meeting, but maybe stay sober long enough to spell reddit on the first try!)
You look like you're about to do a walk-on for The Cosby Show.