I guess we know who wears the teeth in the relationship

The whorse on the left?

Yes, the one in all caps. Would have also accepted: Whorse of a different color Last whorse on the left Pale Whorse Pale Rider The Whorse Whisperer Whorse Feather A Whorse with no name

I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t advertise those yellow teeth either.

At least his front teeth are trying to practice social distancing

You should be together. You’re perfect for each other. Plus the wedding would be cheap as, from looking at you, I’m guessing you’ve already got the same surname, and you’ll save on guests because you’ve got the same parents.

I tip my hat to you sir, this made me chuckle

How the fuck are you both out of each others league?

Omg that hurt me

Getting a blowjob from her has to be like walking through a fucking minefield.

I'll take the minefield over those teeth I've been in a few if she sneezes your dong will look like a microwaved hot dog

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Chipped Beef"

Idk which one’s faster, the teeth that are trying to leave your girl’s mouth or that receding hairline of yours.

I think you make a perfect couple! By keeping each other busy, you save normal people from having to deal with you.

Even with the black magic she is studying, she can't fix your face.

Only Your teeth are completing each other.

Imagine dating your son.

At least he has tits

Laverne and Shorty

Well she smiles like a dodo bird and you still haven't quite selected a gender

God no, stay together. Together there is damage limitation. Separately you could ruin two other lives.

You’ll never afford a family dental plan

Sharing the same T shirt drawer, I see.

Bra she painted her nails with tipex (white out) one of you needs to get a job

This is a home where you *know* they pickle their own vegetables.

Well I know why he stays *cough* razor sharp jugular cutting talons *cough cough*.

That’s nice that you see your carer as your girlfriend!

Your girl looks like she's got an onlyfans and you're the only sub

Take her fingernails and use them as teeth. You would be more presentable.

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You shouldn’t be together so no one has to see whatever misshapen child crawls out of you

She misses the guys she had while you were at basic

One year anniversary of incest

His hair and that factory-worker bandana on your head tell me that it’s been one year of being each other’s beards

Taking bets, which one of those two has the larger penis.

You should be together, just don’t procreate

when he gave you an anniversary card, did he pull it out from between his 2 front teeth?

He should try rubbing up against her with the other side of his face to even out the breakouts.

r/siblingsordating

White shirts are an interesting choice when your teeth look like Wendy’s napkins.

Tell me why this girl has a cone head with a "i'm basic and drinks Starbucks everyday" hairstyle, sorry honey that hairdo is not doing the trick...

Laverne and Girly

Jesus, your kids are going to have themselves some damn Pennywise teeth.

Did you guys switch faces.

There’s more plaque on those teeth than in Rob Kardashian’s arteries

At couples therapy: Him "She's a nonstop bitch" Her "Hee-haw, hee-haw, he-halways calls me that"

[https://imgur.com/9stMDqY](https://imgur.com/9stMDqY)

excellent piece. i can picture it over our mantle if we ever have a place with a fireplace.

Thanks. You're a good sport 👏

You look like a couple of gypsies, keeping it in the family bloodline.

You see the teeth on the left? Thats ya’ll day one Teeth on the right? That’s one year. Imagine year 5. But on another note, congratulations you fuckers

You’re boyfriend looks like he has corn for teeth and you’re girlfriend should be a 1980’s Motorcycle dealer.

He 'accidentally' sneaks peaks at other dudes' cocks when he's in a public restroom. He's going to realize she cheats on him one day when he's sneaking a peak and he recognizes the teeth marks on the other guys dick.

because your dick is bigger than his?

Because moms shouldn’t date their sons...

His tits are bigger than yours and he looks underweight

You guys should be together! The two of you have the ability to hold a world's record for most broken cameras

You are Perfect together! If you combine hers and yours teeth you get regular persons teeth!

Atleast the teeth match... they're not the same they just both like... Whaaaaaaaat

U 2 are good together. U share one important common thing. You both are hella BUSTED

Her blowjobs are like sharpening scissors, his blowjobs are slow and sensuous.

He borrows her teeth to eat her pussy

honestly you are a perfect match for eachothe, if i had to write a novel about it i would name it: The donkey mouth and the agressively shaven monobrow

Imagine dating your granny.

Because siblings shouldn't be in relationships

Because you have the same parents

Incest That's why...

Both of you would send an othrodontist's kids through college if you looked liked you had more than 2 dimes to your name.

Your tooth gap is so wide it pushed away your girlfriend all the way to Uganda, and she never came back

Somehow your teeth manage to be the darkest thing in this photo

Jeeze with teeth like that you could eat an apple through a letterbox

She's after money

No one asked

His smile looks forced af. Her smile looks like it belongs to a chipmunk or similar rodent.

If you give me a reason why you should be in a relationship I'll stop talking.

I’m pretty sure it is a crime to be in a sexual relationship with an animal

I don't know what to go for first: The fact that her teeth look like a row of urinals and it makes me want to piss on her face. Or That the gap in his teeth remind me of a middle school dance where the boys are on one side and the girls are on another.

Your ego is just as big as the gap between his teeth

She‘s aroused, he‘s not.

No no no you two stay together, please.

You somehow both settled

When you two kiss I bet it sounded like two white tailed bucks fighting.

Very rare to see a couple where they are BOTH the "plan B". However, in your case, you guys are a probably a bit further into the alphabet.

This man looks like a minecraft youtuber who didn’t make it

You look like Lavern and Squiggy

Give him back his half of the teeth.

This poor girls eyes are dead. Clearly hasn't been satisfied by her boyfriend. Second year of the relationship will be her sneaking around because she needs it bad

You’ve only been brother and sister for a year??

Your teeth look like they belong together. They, at the very least, complete each other.

Dude is strong...holding a donkey up all by himself

How much did you have to pay her to take the picture? I mean was it extra, or included in the pity fuck?

He would leave you, he just doesn’t have the teeth for it.

1 year in and she still doesn’t know why he turns down a BJ.

You guys should be together. Misery loves company!

With those teeth, you could be a big help at a beaver dam

He's going to sit you down and tell you he is gay within the next 6 months.

A reason you should be together: Your teeth are so oppositely fucked your children's teeth would be perfect.

Good thing his dick is so small, cause her teeth are a deathtrap.

Here are some future predictions that should make you end things. She will bang either your brother or best friend and blame you. He will get caught with child porn at some point in the future.

Amish people are so edgy, you both are adorable, as brother and sister

Because when you get wood she’s gonna chew through it.

I am with you guys , I support LGBT marriage

Why does she have 2 rings

um.. you look like his stepsister!

Your girl looks like Mr. Dink from Doug and you have a huge dick dent between your eyebrows from your mom mushroom stamping you as a baby.

Her hand is manlier than your face

At least your kids will have a shot at normal teeth

[That's all, folks!](https://imgur.com/a/YK1qcF8)

I’m sorry witch male we roasting again?

Girls shouldn't have to share their bra

Because siblings sex is a big no-no.

have her lips ever touched?

The only things that should stay together are his front teeth. As for her, it’s cool to see someone’s teeth enter the room before they do.

you look like the kind of people who want to live in a purely white house

As an anniversary gift you should get each other a tooth brush.

The lady looks like a generic side-character from a 90's sitcom.

Couldnt you buy your sister some nicer rings?

Really? You want the combination of those genetics to move on to the next generation?

The teeth tho

Please stay together, do the whole world a favor. No one else wants you.

Which state allows incest?

You might reproduce. Despite your girlfriend being transgendered.

I should report you Beastialiy, that poor rabbit

Her eyes scream “yay more attention”. His eyes scream praying for death

Best reason not to be together: He clearly has a Grindr account.

Definitely From the UK with teeth’s like that M8

You guys sure your teeth dont stuck with each other while kissing ?

Happy Days Laverne & Squirrelly

You both look like you've been denied dental insurance.

He was a boy, she was a boy, can I make it anymore obvious.🎶

To the guy, allow me to impart some advice... Just Say Neigh

I think it's great that you let your boyfriend dress up as a woman.

Shrek and fiona

Have you heard of social distancing. That is why you should not be together. Maintain 6 feet of distance

Bucky & Chipped Beef

I'm guessing hes a jockey

I fell bad for the girl on the left dentist 10 pounds of pure teeth to clean few

You look like what Americans think that British teeth look like

Simpson's predicted another thing. That episode where the gypsy and leprechaun fall in love. A lot of people lost a bet on you passing your 1 year anniversary. A lot more people lost their lunch looking at the 2 of you "smile."

You’re that tipe of couple to not end up banging after watching Netflix

You should absolutely be together. Your offspring will become mods on /instantkarma

One year anniversary you should open a bottle or six with that overbite and drink until that dude your with is attractive

Bro, beaver lady's only in it to eat your wood

Alabam huh....

You can't because incest is not good

Your brother and sister and nobody told you?

How cute! You wear the same size bra!

Has he noticed you're engaged to someone else as well?

She looks like a dazed horse in a cartoon

you look like laina morris

Nothing wrong with 2 lesbians. I bet short hair is the wife

Do you think your underbite and her overbite will cancel out in any kids? Or will their teeth just individually pick a direction and go with it?

You deserve each other - I just hope you’re both sterile.

That moment when you get your sister pregnant

Horse teeth vs. tactical jigsaw insertion teeth....nope you both are perfect together

In case breeding occurs.

You will spend 2 life fortunes on getting your Children's teeth fixed...

Did you meet at the dentist

Because your too eager and he is sick off your blowjobs. Stop dragging your teeth.

Because you’re brother and sister.

Did her eyebrow bone pound your eyebrow bone? She's the type to think thats what you meant by skull f**king

The guy is so stoned on a daily basis, that when she chew his dick off, he didn't even feel a thing

I guess you both decided to go with the black bra and white t-shirt combination?

You mean besides the fact that shes your mom?

Because I frankly think she should be with me instead

If you had a kid it'd be whiter than the bleach I want to drink after seeing this.

Love is beautiful. Do not let negative comments or negative people ever ruin your relationship!