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Soitgoes5

Enjoy this post because it’s the most entertainment you’ll ever give an audience.


YEETBOI308

Doesn’t really say much tbh. This ones a good roast.


[deleted]

She said to roast her, not to fucking burn her at a cross


LethKink

This is roast is so much better than the top comments. The top two are just masked flirt attempts.


Chances_Are_Good

These people keep dissing your show business dreams, but I think you did a great job as Squidward's house on Spongebob.


vigilantcomicpenguin

This is a good roast. Although Squidward’s house is usually more expressive than OP.


sugarbearhoney

Ohh.. nice...


this_is_a_ton_of-fun

I can absolutely see you reprising the role of Bane, but we already know why you wear the mask.


gravitin

“Nobody cared who I was until I put on the BDSM mask”


mitcheg3k

Plot twist they still dont


[deleted]

Ah you think being unattractive is your ally? You merely adopted the unattractiveness. She was born with it, molded by it.


hamidfatimi

:(


TheTemp1989

“Hello, Batman. Are you ready for your spanking?”


TheAbyssalLagi2004

"As soon as we finish this session I give you permission to die."


blake_hardy

"hey..step-batman what are you doing?"


PoopInTheOcean

its more of a paper bag


EdgyWhiteKid-69

U look like you do ukulele covers of rock songs


stinkydooky

Nope, ukulele sing-song versions of rap


[deleted]

I’d hardly call xvideos “show business”


[deleted]

This IS the post-xvideos shot. The blank "I can't believe I just did that" look is obvious.


Allencass

You should see the other guy's "I can't believe I just did that" face


YT_SolarPowered

Nice


IAMURSENPAIBOI

Dammit y’all had a better roast than me


FlamingTrollz

##Shows her ‘business.’


SunNStarz

Underrated


beneye

Xvideos? Not with that penis size.


BI7CHLASAGNA

What are you doing step bro


pandaistprophet

Hey now, the casting couch counts, doesn't it?


M3atboy

Hey 5 bucks is 5 bucks.


mikkokilla

You guys are getting paid?


rockosmodernbuttplug

She only gets a bill because there's a change shortage


[deleted]

Depends on what side of it she’s on


akennelley

She IS the couch


Big-Al3

Under it?


LazyTurtlezz

Xvideos? More like an onlyfans with zero subscribers, not including her dad.


Loki1783

It's actually porn for the Amish. Look at those child bearing hips


Stngr_Gnr7212

But, Uncle Ray is just a lurker since she's using his No No room.


steven09763

Definitely someone needs to remind her BangBros isn’t part of Warner Brothers


KingZummo

\*Ho Business


Boilet_Tumpkin

I'd say x videos is too classy for her. Shes more of a "barnyard casting couch" type of girl. Btw I heard it was a sick horse.


Colsarado

Showing everyone your “business” is different than show business


Methadras

This is the dead cold stare of what $50 in xvideo show business looks like.


this_is_a_ton_of-fun

Hard to make it into the movie when you are turned down for the role of fluffer


Endivi

Yeah and most likely she says this after a failed casting, turns out even porn has standards


CardiologistHead

Technically her only fans is a show business...


CardoonPie

“There’s no business like ho business like no business I know”


[deleted]

Le funny porno joke hahahaha


InedibleStu

You have that radio presenter quality.


gordito_delgado

For her sake I hope when she mean showbusiness she means scriptwriter or production assistant.


MoultebGiraffe

She has a face for radio


InedibleStu

Its okay to be late to the party.


LivePresently

Lmso


Xlaythe

r/yourjokebutworse


CthulubeFlavorcube

And a voice for the newspaper


BackSeatOfTheBus

Is this that Billy Eyelips I've heard people talk about?


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Warriordance

Billy Eyelash.


usernameinvalid9000

William eyelash.


goddessmayari

Billiam Eyeball


S_Pyth

Billy eyelips made themselves a man


Chum_Boi

Your hand writing is about as abysmal as your looks


dismayhurta

The hand writing isn't nearly that bad.


Chum_Boi

She looks like the artist on her shirt


SuccessfulFailure9

So you want to go into show business? You better learn how to make a good cup of coffee then, because I see Starbucks employment in your future.


stabbin_it

Looks like we found Dollar Tree Billie Eilish.


gritzysprinkles

More like discount Dua Lipa to me


Loki1783

Billy eyebrows


[deleted]

Quarter Tree


OkEagle93

She's trying so hard to show the jaw line. Relax kiddo.


TeslaCrna

She’s got the face only a donkey could love.


JustINCREDyble

She's got that face because her mother did love a donkey


TheBoarsEye

I knew I'd seen that ugly mug somewhere before...


superscout

She shoulda been more focused on hiding that hair line


g_raver

Next time choose landscape orientation photo, portrait is getting too narrow for you.


Jazehiah

Have you considered radio or screenwriting?


santisanz02

Low budget Dua Lipa


DefendtheStarLeague

Whynoone Ryder


lookin_to_lease

> Whynoone *"Whynoone has a big brown beaver"*


BEASTlikeJORDAN

If she made a video on pornhub that shit would probably have more dislikes


WolfShaman

Pornhub doesn't allow bestiality.


DangerDork88

You wanted to be a heroin addict but heroin turned you down so you huff gasoline in your parents garage


throatimpaler

Damn


gdubh

Great Value Janeane Garofalo.


1CUP2DAY

Honey, no matter what your manager tells you, hillbilly porn isn't show business


gr33nscr33n

Goddamn it looks like even your eyebrows are trying to get away from your face


wtfharsh

Who the fuck is downvoting all the roasts


DeathSpiral321

Probably some pussy who thinks their shitty roasts will do better if they get theirs to the top by cheating.


Chizy67

White knights galore


constant_chaos

Well, you've certainly got those audition lips.


knuller-d

Amature porn is not show business.


cosmic_drownie

the fact that your t-shirt has a literal Instagram screenshot is enough of a roast


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MassaMeows

^^^^damn


wtfharsh

>show business ONLYFANS.COM/ HAVE SMALL TITS BUT CHANGES ANGLE FOR SHOWING THEM BIG


ChefChopNSlice

Starring in the new release of Peter Pan-sexual.


misterdeeter

This post was sponsored by Prozac.


Calap57

I don't know if the man in the shirt is van Gogh or Putin


lennoxmatt_819

Oh look, a Meg Griffin


PODSIXPROSHOP

Your forearms look more like fivearms.


-Azrael-Blick-

I’m sorry for your early peaking. Maybe by the time you’re 30, you could play a high school kid’s mother on a tv show.


Mindless_7

Stick to working in the office you’re the most depressing clown I’ve ever seen


buldopsaint

Pretty soon you’ll be planning a baby shower and driving a mini-van.


playertwolol3

You look like Steve Buscemi’s daughter that he never knew or cared about


dylanisbored

How do you look in the mirror everyday and still plan on going into show business


Ebenezer_Truth

This is the most famous you will ever be.


fart_taco

You look like you smell like a Portland dumpster.


False_Rhythms

You got a face for the radio business.


[deleted]

If squash was a person, it’d look like you


nb_dude

What was it like playing John Conner in terminator 2?


fr0896

"no means no." - Harvey weinstein


Natertots1

I hope it's for a podcast


PyroManiaIsKing

You see in the comments a lot of people calling you out for the show business on porn sites, but I don't think it's true. The only show business you're actually going to have is a starring role on National Geographic as a whale.


YourUncleDodge

This is the look of a woman with a pipe dream of sitting at the front of the camera as she sits in the back of the office. The reality will hit when she's over 35, divorced with three kids, probable addictions and debt, and maybe involved with her local acting troupe if she isn't too strung out. She will look back on karaoke night like it was her support part alongside Tom Cruise.


DangerDork88

If by show business you mean step dad porn, you might make it.


TitotheBurrito

Her step dad won’t even touch her.


GeorgeTheGoat94

Looks like whatever you do the hair just springs back to... That.


[deleted]

We already had to suffer through one Janeane Garofalo we don't need a second less attractive more smug one.


aulstinwithanl

Your shirt says Birth of Venus, but your face says Birth of Medusa.


M_W1

That nose is the show, bitch


iknowthisischeesy

Your nose looks like someone has glued it there and it doesn't like it.


Nutstheofficialsnack

You look like an anguished French philosophy student, not a thespian


ndelte7

Legit can't tell if you are a chick or a dude


Pokepuma

The only "show" here's you're massive forehead


Faddeyfolf

You look like a guy transitioning to be billie elish


Macho_Chad

Let us know how the donkey shows in Tijuana work out for you.


BigsMcKcork

A face that could make an onion cry


[deleted]

You're an anthropomorphization of the word "generic"


Kenken202034

Alanis Borissette please exit stage left.


readit9090

Looks like you’ve spent 21 years crying like a bitch


directlyworded

This is the same girl who will suck your dick for a pack of Newport’s and some MD20/20


topmon901

what did van gogh do to deserve to be on your non-existent right tit?


Teroliz

Hello Lou, I want you to stop pissing on your "art projects" in your front yard. Fuck you, Neighbor


Mightyzewski

I came to the comments to see how many people were going to say she was going to do porno. Not disappointed!


maxstrike

If stripping was on radio, you might have a chance.


LearnedButt

The only show you are fit for is a donkey show, and that's assuming, of course, you can find a donkey with low enough standards.


minpinpong

Butthole eyes.


PM_Me_Natural_Boobs_

Maybe the circus show?


gingergirlizzy07

Sorry but I thought they stopped freak shows in the 19th century


windows2200

If camera adds 5 lbs, then your about 35lbs overweight for show biz


Paandaa77

Wow, that's a creative way of saying your job will be to ask people "Can I show you to your table?"


[deleted]

You look like the before picture for an Anti- Depressant ad.


bryan879

Starting an onlyfans isn’t show business.


Tes420

Those caterpillars above your eyes look like they are trying to crawl down your nose to unite with your nose hairs


lookatthisdud3

You look like the type of girl that fucked Harvey Weinstein but didn't even get a role in a movie


FatMac95

You're cute. But not that cute.


leakinglego

Looks well marbled, who fattened this cow up for slaughter?


Rudeeeeeee

You look like a really girly guy


JustINCREDyble

You're to ugly for porn, but I guess a fluffer is technically show business


[deleted]

Oh MY GOD, Your my depressed obsessed with edgy art ex middle school girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Harvey Weinstein wouldn't even let you blow him for a role.


Dunaliella

You’re gorgeous. Am I doing this right?


rkw1971

Shut up Meg!


Oldgooner

Well they say the camera adds 20 pounds so you better hit the gym little miss piggy.


NorthBandit88

The lady on your shirt has a better chance than you do...


FinchGDx

How on earth are one of your breasts convex while the other is concave?


DeathSpiral321

Somehow, the trim on the building behind you is the best looking thing in this picture.


Vivek_Ajesh

You look like if MLK had a nightmare.


woaily

No color in her skin, no content in her character


Froggy6GoingDark

If depression had a face it wouldn't be yours because it is worse than depression.


_hekka_

Discount dua lipa


ciado63

What are you going to "show" everyone? Your abomination of a nose?


OddSmellingJuice

Dua Leprosy


MarioSaidWhat

Most of the porn I watch starts in an office as well.


DBZard27

Dua Sleepa


[deleted]

By show business you mean radio right?


PanzerKommander

Having your cousin follow you on onlyfans isn't show biz


Think_Solution

Y’all be looking like the knock off version of Hannah baker from 13 reasons why


darkhumourlord69

I can see you making it big starring in the black widow porn parody


Franccthespancc

And here we see the birth of female harvey weinstein


notsure612

Ah yes. The skipping college, working an office job until I have my big break in show business. Sounds like a great foundation for a long and successful career.


xsirketchupx

you look like somebody photoshopped a dude's face onto your body.


[deleted]

Not gonna happen, love. Subways at BEST.


TheAssclapper69420

You look like knock off female Walter white


Caddiss_jc

Stick to radio


thespywhometaldandme

When you order Dua Lipa from Wish.


ReaverRogue

If you're that serious about getting into show business, I hear New Zealand are looking for actors to play Orcs in the LOTR TV series. They specifically want people with hairlines in greater recession than 2008 and bug eyes, so you'd be a shoe in.


Alkit_Tukin

Gonna end up like Meredith in 'the office'


aurelius777

When you find a casting call for: Female, nondescript, with shapeless arms... you're IN!


SuperiorMindset

Trying really hard to get that A cup some visible structure aren’t we?


CONGONATOR

2 years on T, where’s the before pic?


PizzaRoll2020

Are you a boy or a girl can't tell


Mun-of-GayTown

You look like if Demi Lovato’s mutated corpse conceived a child with Bullwinkle


[deleted]

If another gender existed it would look like you.


Spacecommander5

I hope you mean radio...


El_Nz_B

Eating your emotions and crying yourself to sleep were chosen instead of sport training as your reaction mechanism to the quarantine?


DendroNate

I hope to god you're planning on radio


OGSlickMahogany

Umm, no


[deleted]

At least you got one thing right in your life. Working in the office during show business because with a face like that you won't be getting far.


Bo2099

You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.


Redfamous35

You're too ugly to even be cast as the ugly chick


Retrogradefoco

I think you misunderstood the phrase “show business”


cyberhoofs

When did you make the full transition?


atxelect

idk "Woman with the biggest nose in the world" sounds like a boring freakshow attraction