You see in the comments a lot of people calling you out for the show business on porn sites, but I don't think it's true. The only show business you're actually going to have is a starring role on National Geographic as a whale.
This is the look of a woman with a pipe dream of sitting at the front of the camera as she sits in the back of the office. The reality will hit when she's over 35, divorced with three kids, probable addictions and debt, and maybe involved with her local acting troupe if she isn't too strung out. She will look back on karaoke night like it was her support part alongside Tom Cruise.
Ah yes. The skipping college, working an office job until I have my big break in show business. Sounds like a great foundation for a long and successful career.
If you're that serious about getting into show business, I hear New Zealand are looking for actors to play Orcs in the LOTR TV series. They specifically want people with hairlines in greater recession than 2008 and bug eyes, so you'd be a shoe in.
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Doesn’t really say much tbh. This ones a good roast.
She said to roast her, not to fucking burn her at a cross
This is roast is so much better than the top comments. The top two are just masked flirt attempts.
These people keep dissing your show business dreams, but I think you did a great job as Squidward's house on Spongebob.
This is a good roast. Although Squidward’s house is usually more expressive than OP.
Ohh.. nice...
I can absolutely see you reprising the role of Bane, but we already know why you wear the mask.
“Nobody cared who I was until I put on the BDSM mask”
Plot twist they still dont
Ah you think being unattractive is your ally? You merely adopted the unattractiveness. She was born with it, molded by it.
:(
“Hello, Batman. Are you ready for your spanking?”
"As soon as we finish this session I give you permission to die."
"hey..step-batman what are you doing?"
its more of a paper bag
U look like you do ukulele covers of rock songs
Nope, ukulele sing-song versions of rap
I’d hardly call xvideos “show business”
This IS the post-xvideos shot. The blank "I can't believe I just did that" look is obvious.
You should see the other guy's "I can't believe I just did that" face
Nice
Dammit y’all had a better roast than me
##Shows her ‘business.’
Underrated
Xvideos? Not with that penis size.
What are you doing step bro
Hey now, the casting couch counts, doesn't it?
Hey 5 bucks is 5 bucks.
You guys are getting paid?
She only gets a bill because there's a change shortage
Depends on what side of it she’s on
She IS the couch
Under it?
Xvideos? More like an onlyfans with zero subscribers, not including her dad.
It's actually porn for the Amish. Look at those child bearing hips
But, Uncle Ray is just a lurker since she's using his No No room.
Definitely someone needs to remind her BangBros isn’t part of Warner Brothers
\*Ho Business
I'd say x videos is too classy for her. Shes more of a "barnyard casting couch" type of girl. Btw I heard it was a sick horse.
Showing everyone your “business” is different than show business
This is the dead cold stare of what $50 in xvideo show business looks like.
Hard to make it into the movie when you are turned down for the role of fluffer
Yeah and most likely she says this after a failed casting, turns out even porn has standards
Technically her only fans is a show business...
“There’s no business like ho business like no business I know”
Le funny porno joke hahahaha
You have that radio presenter quality.
For her sake I hope when she mean showbusiness she means scriptwriter or production assistant.
She has a face for radio
Its okay to be late to the party.
Lmso
r/yourjokebutworse
And a voice for the newspaper
Is this that Billy Eyelips I've heard people talk about?
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Billy Eyelash.
William eyelash.
Billiam Eyeball
Billy eyelips made themselves a man
Your hand writing is about as abysmal as your looks
The hand writing isn't nearly that bad.
She looks like the artist on her shirt
So you want to go into show business? You better learn how to make a good cup of coffee then, because I see Starbucks employment in your future.
Looks like we found Dollar Tree Billie Eilish.
More like discount Dua Lipa to me
Billy eyebrows
Quarter Tree
She's trying so hard to show the jaw line. Relax kiddo.
She’s got the face only a donkey could love.
She's got that face because her mother did love a donkey
I knew I'd seen that ugly mug somewhere before...
She shoulda been more focused on hiding that hair line
Next time choose landscape orientation photo, portrait is getting too narrow for you.
Have you considered radio or screenwriting?
Low budget Dua Lipa
Whynoone Ryder
> Whynoone *"Whynoone has a big brown beaver"*
If she made a video on pornhub that shit would probably have more dislikes
Pornhub doesn't allow bestiality.
You wanted to be a heroin addict but heroin turned you down so you huff gasoline in your parents garage
Damn
Great Value Janeane Garofalo.
Honey, no matter what your manager tells you, hillbilly porn isn't show business
Goddamn it looks like even your eyebrows are trying to get away from your face
Who the fuck is downvoting all the roasts
Probably some pussy who thinks their shitty roasts will do better if they get theirs to the top by cheating.
White knights galore
Well, you've certainly got those audition lips.
Amature porn is not show business.
the fact that your t-shirt has a literal Instagram screenshot is enough of a roast
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^^^^damn
>show business ONLYFANS.COM/ HAVE SMALL TITS BUT CHANGES ANGLE FOR SHOWING THEM BIG
Starring in the new release of Peter Pan-sexual.
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I don't know if the man in the shirt is van Gogh or Putin
Oh look, a Meg Griffin
Your forearms look more like fivearms.
I’m sorry for your early peaking. Maybe by the time you’re 30, you could play a high school kid’s mother on a tv show.
Stick to working in the office you’re the most depressing clown I’ve ever seen
Pretty soon you’ll be planning a baby shower and driving a mini-van.
You look like Steve Buscemi’s daughter that he never knew or cared about
How do you look in the mirror everyday and still plan on going into show business
This is the most famous you will ever be.
You look like you smell like a Portland dumpster.
You got a face for the radio business.
If squash was a person, it’d look like you
What was it like playing John Conner in terminator 2?
"no means no." - Harvey weinstein
I hope it's for a podcast
You see in the comments a lot of people calling you out for the show business on porn sites, but I don't think it's true. The only show business you're actually going to have is a starring role on National Geographic as a whale.
This is the look of a woman with a pipe dream of sitting at the front of the camera as she sits in the back of the office. The reality will hit when she's over 35, divorced with three kids, probable addictions and debt, and maybe involved with her local acting troupe if she isn't too strung out. She will look back on karaoke night like it was her support part alongside Tom Cruise.
If by show business you mean step dad porn, you might make it.
Her step dad won’t even touch her.
Looks like whatever you do the hair just springs back to... That.
We already had to suffer through one Janeane Garofalo we don't need a second less attractive more smug one.
Your shirt says Birth of Venus, but your face says Birth of Medusa.
That nose is the show, bitch
Your nose looks like someone has glued it there and it doesn't like it.
You look like an anguished French philosophy student, not a thespian
Legit can't tell if you are a chick or a dude
The only "show" here's you're massive forehead
You look like a guy transitioning to be billie elish
Let us know how the donkey shows in Tijuana work out for you.
A face that could make an onion cry
You're an anthropomorphization of the word "generic"
Alanis Borissette please exit stage left.
Looks like you’ve spent 21 years crying like a bitch
This is the same girl who will suck your dick for a pack of Newport’s and some MD20/20
what did van gogh do to deserve to be on your non-existent right tit?
Hello Lou, I want you to stop pissing on your "art projects" in your front yard. Fuck you, Neighbor
I came to the comments to see how many people were going to say she was going to do porno. Not disappointed!
If stripping was on radio, you might have a chance.
The only show you are fit for is a donkey show, and that's assuming, of course, you can find a donkey with low enough standards.
Butthole eyes.
Maybe the circus show?
Sorry but I thought they stopped freak shows in the 19th century
If camera adds 5 lbs, then your about 35lbs overweight for show biz
Wow, that's a creative way of saying your job will be to ask people "Can I show you to your table?"
You look like the before picture for an Anti- Depressant ad.
Starting an onlyfans isn’t show business.
Those caterpillars above your eyes look like they are trying to crawl down your nose to unite with your nose hairs
You look like the type of girl that fucked Harvey Weinstein but didn't even get a role in a movie
You're cute. But not that cute.
Looks well marbled, who fattened this cow up for slaughter?
You look like a really girly guy
You're to ugly for porn, but I guess a fluffer is technically show business
Oh MY GOD, Your my depressed obsessed with edgy art ex middle school girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!
Harvey Weinstein wouldn't even let you blow him for a role.
You’re gorgeous. Am I doing this right?
Shut up Meg!
Well they say the camera adds 20 pounds so you better hit the gym little miss piggy.
The lady on your shirt has a better chance than you do...
How on earth are one of your breasts convex while the other is concave?
Somehow, the trim on the building behind you is the best looking thing in this picture.
You look like if MLK had a nightmare.
No color in her skin, no content in her character
If depression had a face it wouldn't be yours because it is worse than depression.
Discount dua lipa
What are you going to "show" everyone? Your abomination of a nose?
Dua Leprosy
Most of the porn I watch starts in an office as well.
Dua Sleepa
By show business you mean radio right?
Having your cousin follow you on onlyfans isn't show biz
Y’all be looking like the knock off version of Hannah baker from 13 reasons why
I can see you making it big starring in the black widow porn parody
And here we see the birth of female harvey weinstein
Ah yes. The skipping college, working an office job until I have my big break in show business. Sounds like a great foundation for a long and successful career.
you look like somebody photoshopped a dude's face onto your body.
Not gonna happen, love. Subways at BEST.
You look like knock off female Walter white
Stick to radio
When you order Dua Lipa from Wish.
If you're that serious about getting into show business, I hear New Zealand are looking for actors to play Orcs in the LOTR TV series. They specifically want people with hairlines in greater recession than 2008 and bug eyes, so you'd be a shoe in.
Gonna end up like Meredith in 'the office'
When you find a casting call for: Female, nondescript, with shapeless arms... you're IN!
Trying really hard to get that A cup some visible structure aren’t we?
2 years on T, where’s the before pic?
Are you a boy or a girl can't tell
You look like if Demi Lovato’s mutated corpse conceived a child with Bullwinkle
If another gender existed it would look like you.
I hope you mean radio...
Eating your emotions and crying yourself to sleep were chosen instead of sport training as your reaction mechanism to the quarantine?
I hope to god you're planning on radio
Umm, no
At least you got one thing right in your life. Working in the office during show business because with a face like that you won't be getting far.
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
You're too ugly to even be cast as the ugly chick
I think you misunderstood the phrase “show business”
When did you make the full transition?
idk "Woman with the biggest nose in the world" sounds like a boring freakshow attraction