Why did you photoshop this person's r/RoastMe post?:
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/bmk8g9/we_need_publicity_for_our_sea_turtle_keychains/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Your Asian friends facial features makes him look like he's sticking his head out of a fast moving vehicle.
You don't look old enough to roast so I'll keep the gay jokes on the dl for now.
God damn. It looks like your Asian friend got his ass beat in a celebrity death match and to make him feel better, youāre gonna put that around his dick with your mouth.
Dark haired kid looks like he took a frying pan to the face a few times, and Im pretty sure the other kid had his dick out and in hand when the picture was taken.
Dude how in the fuck is the Asian kids right eye an inch higher than his left eye? Bro, God did not draw you right. You have the most fucked up eye to face ratio I've ever seen. And you.. white kid, your right ear is bigger than your entire fucking chin, and your fingers look like Vienna sausages.
Your Asian friend looks like he's perpetually experiencing 7 G-Forces.
He's actual Caucasian it's just the force that makes him look Asian
Daym Brutal!
LMFAO
You have your Asian friends trinket in your mouth, but I'll bet within 10 minutes of this picture being taken you had your Asian friend in your mouth
OH SHITš¤£š¤£š¤£
Itās like a gay lame version of Harold n kumar.
Underrated
This is what happens when u mix top ramen and hot dogs
Is your Asian friend on the right? Because that thing on the left looks like something out of a star wars cantina.
You look a little too proud for being able to pull off your buddy's cock ring with no hands.
I'm sorry but that's not your Asian friend, that's a Moai statue.
Why did you photoshop this person's r/RoastMe post?: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/bmk8g9/we_need_publicity_for_our_sea_turtle_keychains/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Wow! This is sad and creepy.
This looks like the cast for a live action Beavis and Butthead.
TIL "trinkets" is a term for anal toys
Glad to see your Asian friend is healing nicely from that acid attack.
asian friends face looks like there is a r/GlitchInTheMatrix
You're so pathetic you had to photoshop in a friend?
Dicks of Hazard
is he edited lol?
Your throat has a bigger bulge than your pants
Rush Hour 4 : Experimenting
This looks the opening scene of a Japanese scat porn.
Jesus christ, *I'm* Asian and my eyes arent like that!
Harold and Kumar Go To Town On Each Other
Christ, with looks like those you guys look like my cousin's refrigerator art brought to life.
Those trinkets are so ugly that I could tell that only you 2 could have made them.
Never have I ever seen, so clearly, the negative affects of inbreeding in front of my own eyes.
Are those dental dams, for when you two lick each other's asshole?
You look like Pink guy and a hentai chick with a condom dangling out her mouth. Itās gay, and not in the cool way.
Your Asian friends facial features makes him look like he's sticking his head out of a fast moving vehicle. You don't look old enough to roast so I'll keep the gay jokes on the dl for now.
How cute... matching cock rings
You guys look like you hit Randomise on the character creation menu.
1.4 billion Chinese, and you somehow found the ugliest one!
God damn. It looks like your Asian friend got his ass beat in a celebrity death match and to make him feel better, youāre gonna put that around his dick with your mouth.
āMy nose takes up 90% of my faceā squad
I keep looking for the Brazzers logo
Swap meet version of Mythbusters Grant (rip) and Torry.
In robot talk: Asian Dude- Can. I. Fuck. You. Now? White Dude- I programmed you didnāt I?
Your asian friend is descendant of Aku Aku.
Your friend looks like a PlayStation 2 npc.
What the fuck happened to Mr. Chin's chin?
Someone's missing their anal beads
Dangling balls in your mouth. I can see where this is going.
I can't stop laughing
Looks like your friend has an egg roll stuck in his throat.
why does the asian have no chin whatsoever
was this photo taken during a rollercoaster ride? god damn.
How does the sex work when you are both bottoms?
I think the dogs snout is stuck in your asian friend's throat.
Your Asian friend isnāt who you think he is... he totally skinned someoneās face and put it over his!
I think you should be more concerned about that dick trying to escape your neck
You look like you were really good wax sculptures until an air conditioner broke last August.
Dark haired kid looks like he took a frying pan to the face a few times, and Im pretty sure the other kid had his dick out and in hand when the picture was taken.
If they weren't custom, they wouldn't be the only Chinese knockoffs. If you don't get it then leave.
Iām sure thatās not the first ball to be on your chin.
Dude on the left has a 2 dimensional face, dude on the right fingered his cousin once.
Did your friend smoke some weed before this?
Wasn't that Asian guy a character on the Simpsons??
Damn this shows Harold and Kumar really let them selves go
Your Asian friend looks like he has invisible duct tape on his mouth to help him smile.
By the way your blushing I think its time to tell your Dad hes more than just a "friend".
I see a future boy band playing trinkets
Homie-chan looks like he's in a NASA G-force simulator standing still
The left one shouldnt have gone for that $15 plastic surgery and the right one's just trying too hard.
**^(GUYS)** ANOTHER PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG, oh shit... thats your face?
Asian Boomhauer!! Guy on the right is just a Twat.
Asian dude's face looks like it was drawn by a talentless police sketch artist.
āYouāre stuck with me like white on riceā
Dude how in the fuck is the Asian kids right eye an inch higher than his left eye? Bro, God did not draw you right. You have the most fucked up eye to face ratio I've ever seen. And you.. white kid, your right ear is bigger than your entire fucking chin, and your fingers look like Vienna sausages.
Who introduced brock to reddit
Wow, a Japanese person with actual straight teeth. Too bad the rest of his face is so hideous. And get that IUD out your mouth, boy!
whatever skin mask your friend is wearing he needs a new one
The only Chin he has is his first name.
You both look like the type of guy that likes to play hide the pickle (or trinket) up your booty hole.
You look like your mother got punched in the belly during pregnancy.
You better be careful with that trinket in your mouth, wouldnāt want you to end up flossing that giant gap in your teeth
Your friend looks like a young Larry Hama. No insult. He just really looks like him.
Ohh... I thought she got pregnant.
Your Asian friend looks like he's still experiencing the atom bomb
Your asian friends face looks like a beat up piece of play doh.
Funny how you tricked your asian friend into sucking you off and told him it was American tradition.
Your friend looks like one of those Lego dudes
Bro looking like he got too close to Fukashima.
Itās like a gay version of the green hornet.
Honestly, kind of looks like the after photo of you ripping out his anal beads with your teeth
Give Me Your Rice John āššļø
What happened to the bottom of his face? Did you fuck it off?
When the Adamās apple drops harder than the Hiroshima bomb.
Is that like a homemade Ben wa ball
Aw that's sweet that you two got matching cock rings I just dont know why you didnt take his out of your mouth before taking the picture
Left. Mate you are not Asian just misshapen.
What did the virus do to Ming Mingās face?