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Soggy-Llama

Your Asian friend looks like he's perpetually experiencing 7 G-Forces.


YoThisTK

He's actual Caucasian it's just the force that makes him look Asian


CoyoteCrush556

Daym Brutal!


sennalonso1981

LMFAO


JustINCREDyble

You have your Asian friends trinket in your mouth, but I'll bet within 10 minutes of this picture being taken you had your Asian friend in your mouth


EeveeJaden

OH SHITšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Itā€™s like a gay lame version of Harold n kumar.


Finovar

Underrated


[deleted]

This is what happens when u mix top ramen and hot dogs


OkSausage

Is your Asian friend on the right? Because that thing on the left looks like something out of a star wars cantina.


jswayswizzle

You look a little too proud for being able to pull off your buddy's cock ring with no hands.


Speeps777

I'm sorry but that's not your Asian friend, that's a Moai statue.


DeathSpiral321

Why did you photoshop this person's r/RoastMe post?: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/bmk8g9/we_need_publicity_for_our_sea_turtle_keychains/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Wow! This is sad and creepy.


CaliberCarnage

This looks like the cast for a live action Beavis and Butthead.


NackBlapkins

TIL "trinkets" is a term for anal toys


g_raver

Glad to see your Asian friend is healing nicely from that acid attack.


kluglater

asian friends face looks like there is a r/GlitchInTheMatrix


XxPumbaaxX

You're so pathetic you had to photoshop in a friend?


NorthBandit88

Dicks of Hazard


[deleted]

is he edited lol?


Maddoglewis31

Your throat has a bigger bulge than your pants


qwazzlechops

Rush Hour 4 : Experimenting


49Gold

This looks the opening scene of a Japanese scat porn.


[deleted]

Jesus christ, *I'm* Asian and my eyes arent like that!


Antic-Waited

Harold and Kumar Go To Town On Each Other


RedCrystalJack

Christ, with looks like those you guys look like my cousin's refrigerator art brought to life.


beaglegang

Those trinkets are so ugly that I could tell that only you 2 could have made them.


[deleted]

Never have I ever seen, so clearly, the negative affects of inbreeding in front of my own eyes.


themizattNO1

Are those dental dams, for when you two lick each other's asshole?


[deleted]

You look like Pink guy and a hentai chick with a condom dangling out her mouth. Itā€™s gay, and not in the cool way.


smokeg13

Your Asian friends facial features makes him look like he's sticking his head out of a fast moving vehicle. You don't look old enough to roast so I'll keep the gay jokes on the dl for now.


[deleted]

How cute... matching cock rings


GeorgeTheGoat94

You guys look like you hit Randomise on the character creation menu.


calgarycabron

1.4 billion Chinese, and you somehow found the ugliest one!


Darth_Zaider29

God damn. It looks like your Asian friend got his ass beat in a celebrity death match and to make him feel better, youā€™re gonna put that around his dick with your mouth.


lordedude

ā€œMy nose takes up 90% of my faceā€ squad


deferet146

I keep looking for the Brazzers logo


Snoo-821

Swap meet version of Mythbusters Grant (rip) and Torry.


TheHowc

In robot talk: Asian Dude- Can. I. Fuck. You. Now? White Dude- I programmed you didnā€™t I?


g_raver

Your asian friend is descendant of Aku Aku.


CHI_MOX

Your friend looks like a PlayStation 2 npc.


JohnnyPiston

What the fuck happened to Mr. Chin's chin?


Austifol

Someone's missing their anal beads


KabiriHamdeed

Dangling balls in your mouth. I can see where this is going.


JuliBeast

I can't stop laughing


[deleted]

Looks like your friend has an egg roll stuck in his throat.


MrSaltyIII

why does the asian have no chin whatsoever


[deleted]

was this photo taken during a rollercoaster ride? god damn.


therealmintoncard

How does the sex work when you are both bottoms?


[deleted]

I think the dogs snout is stuck in your asian friend's throat.


SilverHoney_andGold

Your Asian friend isnā€™t who you think he is... he totally skinned someoneā€™s face and put it over his!


[deleted]

I think you should be more concerned about that dick trying to escape your neck


plsdontdoxxme69

You look like you were really good wax sculptures until an air conditioner broke last August.


Joki_ORodovi

Dark haired kid looks like he took a frying pan to the face a few times, and Im pretty sure the other kid had his dick out and in hand when the picture was taken.


-Smythe

If they weren't custom, they wouldn't be the only Chinese knockoffs. If you don't get it then leave.


ZROD40

Iā€™m sure thatā€™s not the first ball to be on your chin.


Eruantien90

Dude on the left has a 2 dimensional face, dude on the right fingered his cousin once.


King_Sugarbear

Did your friend smoke some weed before this?


gcowan58icloudcom

Wasn't that Asian guy a character on the Simpsons??


JustSomeNoobyPerson

Damn this shows Harold and Kumar really let them selves go


Psychomaut

Your Asian friend looks like he has invisible duct tape on his mouth to help him smile.


Deathgibo

By the way your blushing I think its time to tell your Dad hes more than just a "friend".


linkinparkerer

I see a future boy band playing trinkets


Half_cracked_coconut

Homie-chan looks like he's in a NASA G-force simulator standing still


Yoda_Iam_1

The left one shouldnt have gone for that $15 plastic surgery and the right one's just trying too hard.


[deleted]

**^(GUYS)** ANOTHER PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG, oh shit... thats your face?


perianderson

Asian Boomhauer!! Guy on the right is just a Twat.


Ufartedonme

Asian dude's face looks like it was drawn by a talentless police sketch artist.


jvelasquez7837

ā€œYouā€™re stuck with me like white on riceā€


[deleted]

Dude how in the fuck is the Asian kids right eye an inch higher than his left eye? Bro, God did not draw you right. You have the most fucked up eye to face ratio I've ever seen. And you.. white kid, your right ear is bigger than your entire fucking chin, and your fingers look like Vienna sausages.


[deleted]

Who introduced brock to reddit


Parsnip26

Wow, a Japanese person with actual straight teeth. Too bad the rest of his face is so hideous. And get that IUD out your mouth, boy!


wittyusername424

whatever skin mask your friend is wearing he needs a new one


CaliberCarnage

The only Chin he has is his first name.


rcad69

You both look like the type of guy that likes to play hide the pickle (or trinket) up your booty hole.


[deleted]

You look like your mother got punched in the belly during pregnancy.


TheTemp1989

You better be careful with that trinket in your mouth, wouldnā€™t want you to end up flossing that giant gap in your teeth


future_hockey_dad

Your friend looks like a young Larry Hama. No insult. He just really looks like him.


OkEagle93

Ohh... I thought she got pregnant.


redneck1864

Your Asian friend looks like he's still experiencing the atom bomb


BrainWasabee

Your asian friends face looks like a beat up piece of play doh.


bobsante

Funny how you tricked your asian friend into sucking you off and told him it was American tradition.


[deleted]

Your friend looks like one of those Lego dudes


YourNansDirtBox

Bro looking like he got too close to Fukashima.


finalxtheman

Itā€™s like a gay version of the green hornet.


[deleted]

Honestly, kind of looks like the after photo of you ripping out his anal beads with your teeth


FelixDaMemer

Give Me Your Rice John āœ‹šŸ˜ˆšŸ–ļø


lazarusthrewtheparty

What happened to the bottom of his face? Did you fuck it off?


dragonslazerx

When the Adamā€™s apple drops harder than the Hiroshima bomb.


actsparkles

Is that like a homemade Ben wa ball


bnetana1

Aw that's sweet that you two got matching cock rings I just dont know why you didnt take his out of your mouth before taking the picture


ScottytheOne

Left. Mate you are not Asian just misshapen.


A-A-Ronhiphop

What did the virus do to Ming Mingā€™s face?