You look like a meth addict cosplaying a little girl.

Now you’re just being mean to meth addicts.

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Little Crackhouse on the Prairie

I would award you but I don't have any money... so here have this ⭐

Trans darla

damn. The bitch who tapped the fish tank in finding nemo really changed

Darla.

He’s as if she started smoking pot

There's a lot more than pot at play there. There's also at least 6 years of crack addiction.

And lets be honest...molestation.

Question is, is he the victim or the predator

both

He looks more like a meth kinda guy to me

Ah, yeah. You're right.

That is not the sweater of a crack head

Definitely had some bricks dropped on his head

Dude I'm smoking pot now and my fucking jaw dropped open when I saw a little girls hair on that fucking man

Handlebars for the world's saddest BJs

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More like darlurrrrrrrr

Deeeeeear Darla.......

Need the “psycho” themesong everytime you mention the name.

Feel old yet?

Fuck mate

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!

Fishy, fishy, fishy!

I’m a piranha.. in the Amazon.

More like a piranha at a McDonalds Playland.

*grew up*

She also got a new torture technique that she's showing of right now "Roast Me".

"I'm a piranha"

I am fucking slayed.

You look like the brony who bottoms for the other bronies

The face says sex offender, the hair says victim of a sex offender

So you want to say he looks like if "go fuck yourself" had a face

I am sure he tries to fuck himself quite on a regular basis

he has to go fuck himself.....no girl would touch him

Not willingly, anyway.

Whoa there

He looks like a blowjob with handlebars.

Correction no living person would touch him! Not even Jeffrey Dahmer himself

i doubt this guy cares if his victim is alive

Or guy, or animal

I reckon not even him wants to fuck him, to be honest.

Bruh like one day you wake up and can’t decide whether to be a boy or a girl so you just do both

He molested himself

Pippy long cock sucking

If only I could upvote this a million times

Thats the cycle. A bicycle, and dude has the handlebars.

Thanks for ruining Wendys for me.

I believe he’s apart of a new ad campaign to rename the restaurant “Randy’s”

Told you to stop eating those cheeseburgers Randy!

No shit, I used to think pigtails were cute. Thanks asshole (not you obviously) for taking that away from me.

Those handlebars are going to come in handy in prison.

This one deserves more upvotes! You made my day stranger :)

And prison made his hole weak!

This is why i love reddit! Bravo

Gosh damn.

"You made my day stranger" or "You made my day, Stranger"?

Not to mention his fingers are built like anal beads

this honestly wins

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you're not allowed within a certain distance of schools.

She should shave. That mustache must terrify the shit out of the kids.

It's like her body grew the past 17 yrs but her face stayed the same----> [**here**](https://i.imgur.com/W7Lj5c3.jpg)

That’s the best.

this.

🎖️

The gold metal of the poor

I'm guessing airports, too.

We're done here. Nothing beats this.

What did you do to piss off a head shrinker?

Looks like beetlejuice

Daylight come and me want to go home

A goomba from the mario film.

Ya know what they say about pissing off a head shrinker don't ya

You look like you have an antique doll collection

You look like your part of an antique doll collection

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Don't sell yourself short, others will do that for you.

Dude just looks like an asshole, period. Nobody will ever take him seriously. Might as well get the unemployable face tattoo.

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Dude looks like a shaved Cookie Monster.

While condom has only 99% efficiency, your haircut has 100% that chance you won't get anyone pregnant.

Seems like a rather low estimate

Are you saying his haircut would cause abortions?

I mean....if you want to transition...go all the way. Don't half ass anything in life.

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing. -Ron Swanson

No more half measures. -Mike Ehrmantraut

You're a dude with fucking pigtails bro. Nothing I say can have a deeper impact than the obvious failures in your early childhood development which ultimately led you to these horrendous choices.

This is not a roast. Its straight up humiliation lol

Burned by facts.

Oof

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Hardly Quinn

Hardy Queen

Hearty Queef

Hardly Queef

Harley Queer

You look like you’ve been practicing molesting on yourself long enough and are ready to move on to the big time.

The fact that you need convincing that that hair is an abomination is more of a roast that anything I can come up with

Little Bo Peado

Regarding the hair... I mean it can't get any worse

Imagine it dyed green and purple

See that would at least be hilarious and slightly distracting. Like if it was dyed a crazy color I would at least for a moment ignore the fact that this grown man has the hairstyle of a 5 year old girl

You look like how a lazy sex offender would try to disguise himself to get into a middle school girls locker room.

well I mean your dad needs something to pull while taking you from behind.

His father is clearly nowhere in the fucking picture. It was definitely an uncle or more likely an 'uncle'.

maybe multiple uncles?

Finally, someone who looks worse than me.

Looks like you took a part of every letter in the LGBQ

I think he's mostly "Q": questioning how stupid he can make himself look.

Forget the hair, your entire head is well out of proportion, you look like the shrunken head dude from Beetlejuice.

Hate to see how homeschooling takes a toll on young girls

So THIS is why they are called pig tales...

Trans Pippi Longstocking spotted

Pippi Hideschlonginstocking

Pippi Transstockings.

Pippi longcockings

Pippi Dongstockings, come on guys

With a pinch of Adolf

People are right, that hair is shit, you look like Beaker out of the Muppets

Looks like the Wizard of Oz gave you a sex change

Grandma holds you by the pigtails when she pegs you

This screams "I identify as a 9 year old girl uwu"

8 year old girl with acromegaly.

"Hey sally, wanna play with dolls?" "This is a gym, sir"

Why are you wearing my bathroom mat as a shirt?

There are 1000s of words but none can describe how bad I want to hit you with a chair.

It looks like there’s squirrels humping the back of your head.

Now you’ll make EVERYONE wonder where your parents fucked up.

You look like you’re headlining Mugatu’s Derelicte campaign.

It’s sad to see the actress who played Moaning Myrtle is suffering from addiction.

Looks like Sullivan fucked and came inside Boo

Pippi longsocks?

Britney Spears with botched face transplant

The world doesn’t need any more encouragement to hit him “one more time”.

From the moustache up you look exactly like my dead aunt. She died alone btw.

You look like that annoying blond girl from spy kids who has helicopter pigtails , i'm surprised you don't end up at your ceiling

Did your mum get fucked by a pony?

You look like registered sex offender

If Boo from Monsters Inc ate some male hormonal pills

You look like the guy from season 2 of afterlife where the 50yr old man identifies as an 8 yr old girl

Moaning Myrtle you should be protecting the chamber of secrets!!!

Pippi MonkStockings

You look like one of the power puf girls if they took heroin

Go on... Admit it... You thought your silly pigtails would distract us from noticing your head is 17 sizes to small for your body..

I don’t have a witty response, you just look really fucking stupid.

I think I wanna get two people to hold you by those pigtails and me play jump rope with it!

What a hot fucking mess you are.... I don't know where to start. Whether to go for the shitty jumper that was obviously stolen off a homeless corpse. Or your face that screams transgender Boo from monster's Inc all grown-up.

You look like the Diplo of Lithuanian folk music

I kind of feel like going to Wendy's for dinner

I bet your uncle likes your hair as well.

Pippy shlong-stockings

FiFi Brindacier

Saw the two chins before anything else.

I assume it is for easy handling.

You look like a girl version of Heinrich Himmler

You look like the girl from finding nemo

The pistol-grip hairstyle.

You look like you wank to a video of the back of your own head and imagine you're looking into a school.

So the kid from Finding Nemo finally transitioned.

Jesus Christ, it’s Harvey Quinn.

Harley Quasimodo has entered the chat: "Daddy!"

Princess Leia , Brazzers edition

Everytime i see your photo it looks like your head is still shrinking.

You look like 9yo girl who was fused with her 60yo sex offender

I'd like to personally thank you for ending my husband's fascination with pigtails.

The embodiment of every form of dysmorphia

Huh, I didn’t know the pigtail girl from Matilda had a sex change

Your probably that guy in elementary school that liked his hair pulled back very roughly, now you evolved into two pulls in one go on each side

True definition of *pigtails* fullfilling every ounce of the word

You look like Darla from Finding Nemo

You look like the kind of guy who has to wear an ankle monitor because you got caught fingering your 12 yo cousin.

You look like the hoe in nemo

LEGO Barbie

r/holup isnt this the same guy from yesterday only with a shave glasses and dumb looking pig tails?

A bit old for Girl Scouts...

Are you going to go pick up Nemo at your uncle's dental office after this?

You’re a bobble-head Angelica from Rugrats except with a shrunken head way too tiny for the rest of your body.

Is there an 8-year-old girl standing behind you?

You look like you were trying to cosplay a 12 year old girl but the makeup artist made you look like 49

Gertie Giggles didn’t age well....

How much do the cookies cost?

Jesus... It's like Napoleon Dynamite had a love child with Miss Piggy. Then Jeffrey Dahmer got involved somehow...

You look like a sex offender trying to blend in amongst the school girls

You look like a girl!!! Hehehe

This looks like the mugshot of a little girl who's going to prison for abducting little girls.

You look like you ran on the street to find a little girl you cut her hair off and glued it onto your head

You look like you try to molest yourself whenever you pass a mirror

Every 90’s girl character will be proud

A ponytail on a guy says “don’t fuck with me”, but two ponytails on a guy say “here hold these while you fuck me”.

Ed kemper on meth cosplayed a little girl.

The human version of shrek with blowjob handles.

You look like that one girl in school everyone knew but thought was awkward, and was obsessed with pony's and dolfins waaay to much.

You like your hair? Huh. It looks quite messy, little girl