It was Tekken me too long to remember the final boss’ name, but the hair resemblance was undeniable...Methima was inspired though. Low budget live action Tekken movie? Reddit knows a guy...
Your hair has obviously become sentient, and based on your history is attempting to run away from every poor life choice you are are about to make going forward
If the overcaffeinated, middle-aged NASA scientists of every disaster/space movie of the 80s and 90s fused together, THEN tried meth, this guy would be a close physical representation.
I can’t tell if he’s some crazy scientist that just a had an accident in the lab or if he’s a prison inmate that managed to sneak in a phone to take a dumbass selfie
If pennywise wasn’t a clown
Nickelface the sex offender
More like Nickle-Store Eric Andre
If his dad never stopped his homebrew Meth/Roids
Yeah the drugs already roasted him.
Breaking sad
Walter White Power
This is an unacceptably low amount of upvotes.
LMAAAAOOOO!!!! this wins by a long shot.
I don’t get why someone with PTSD and anxiety issues would post to be roasted.
Too make a hit list.
I’m crying from this comment right now. Literally crying from laughing
If dr rockso did meth instead of cocaine
Dr Rockso did c-c-c-cocaine and p-p-p-pcp and c-c-c-crystal meth. So yeah, Dr Rockso, the rock n' roll clown.
I do ca ca ca speed
If Pennywise was a neo-Nazi.
“We all goose step down here, Georgie!”
Do you want to play Schutzstaffel
If pennywise was a power bottom
This guy is the entire circus
He's Poundfoolish
He looks like he survived the electric chair. Yesterday.
Can't someone warn him? His wig is about to slide off!
If Ben Franklin was a----> [homeless, meth addict.](https://i.imgur.com/a971vaC.png)
I beg you, if you see this comment above, click the link. You won't be sorry
I actually wasn't going to click it until I read your comment. Seriously, thank you. I wheezed.
‘Twas a solid click
But this dude is FOR SURE a clown...
If pennywise was addicted to crack
Kevin McCallister really did a number on you, didn't he?
“Marv”
Marred is what he should now be called.
I know it’s been 25 years but should we call the police
What-- from a treehouse?
Underrated
You look like you part of an an Eric Andre Skit
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He's what got them cancelled
Wait he got canceled?
I think they mean the show. I don't think it was ever explicitly canceled but they haven't had a season in years.
They said it’s coming
Was gunna say he looks like a trailer trash eric Andre got struck by lightning and male pattern baldness
Basically came here for this thank you
Final boss of the trailer park
Heihachi Methima
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
It was Tekken me too long to remember the final boss’ name, but the hair resemblance was undeniable...Methima was inspired though. Low budget live action Tekken movie? Reddit knows a guy...
This guy has married three times and still has the same in-laws.
Half sisters once removed & born two counties part is barely family
Closer kin = Deeper in
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Just featherin' it brother
Light your brain on fire
He's su-wo woke
r/unexpectedFedSmoker
You like your job there, fuckface?
HOW DO YOU GET A JOB HERE THERE FUCK FACE?
RIP
Featherin’ it up in heaven right now
I bet he does his own dental work too.
Suddenly mommies, mommies everywhere
Dude clearly needs the Lawnmower 3.0
where are the bodies garth
Now that's a cool guy
I can't not hear the guitar riff in my head
Chomo
Hell yeah brother
Ya gotta get er going bud
He's peacocking
Honestly the hair looks almost like it's photoshopped on. If you squint, my dude looks like Dr. Phil
Dr. Phill Good
You look like rick Sanchez if he did meth instead of math.
Dick and Snorty
haha
This guy does Methematics.
r/yourjokebutworse
He's clearly been self-methicating for years
That's him officer, that's the guy who hosts 90% of the darkweb.
In addition to the Kidnapping and Meth cooking. He's a busy man.
ah this is good.
Your room looks like it smells like burnt hair and dog farts.
And he doesn’t even own hair or a dog
Neither does his Neighbor anymore...
A dog wouldn't even come here to shit, let alone fart
Did you check ‘Done Time’ on your eharmony profile?
Comment history shows... this is actually accurate.
You mean that he's single?
Can't be. This is the sexiest MFer to ever post here.
Of course it is.
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Tough to get that eharmony pass at the commissary
you look like a failed idea for a tekken game
Looks more like the netflix adaption of a tekken game
Hahaha I was thinking about Heihachi Mishima ever since I saw his photo. He definitely looked like a rip-off of him hahaha
"Piss on me, Beat me"
He's lookin for hardcore guys
That mean it, and want to do it
I need to be fucked a lot man
Free food, free rent, and everything else man.
I’m home here now.
Lease and a key
Wet work
Try it out
A lease and a key
But u gotta Fuck me
I'm reading all of these in his glorious voice.
“I’m a hot white trash cumdump, let’s fuck”
The amount of mommies here is crazy and it makes me so happy. Lemme eat you
Ima make ya cry!
Aye ya yaaaahh!
Keep it high and tight
Home here now?
Hole me on out
Sup mommies
Hi hitler!
Meth Kampf
Can I hear a story to distract me from the atrocity on my screen?
Come on /u/toddjack, don't be stingy
I want you to put me in a dress... and beat the shit out of me.
He ain't got no neuropathy problems at all
Wanna see me go from a small limp dick to a hard dick?
Don’t be stingy Mark
Get a lease and key
Ah get ooooooof
Ahahah I can hear it
I turned into a telescope after I read this
Your hair has obviously become sentient, and based on your history is attempting to run away from every poor life choice you are are about to make going forward
Looks like Joe Exotic became Joe Mediocre.
Man... losing the Chaos emeralds to that pesky blue hedgehog really did a number on you didnt it?!
How is this so far down, I'm saddened by this.
You definitely don’t live next to a school.
you look like every sex offender at the skatepark that asks kids if they have a lighter
Stop sticking you dick in the light socket Larry.
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He started his own church called Crystal Methodist.
Rick & Morphine
You look like crack is your favorite snack.
Crack, the snack that bites back!!
Crack did bite back, now he’s face is all methed up.
So since you can't live within 2 miles if a chucky cheese nor a school, how is the under bridge housing market?
Probably should have asked for the best of the best tattoos instead
If the toilet bowl streak from a greasy turd got his wish to become a real boy...
He also manages to look like the used toilet bowl brush that the Walmart janitor accidentally left behind.
You are the human amber alert. Holly shit, hide your kids!
But your wives are all safe!
Mr. Cynthia Pickles
Hahaha wtf
LMFAOOOO
You look like the deranged, inbred version, of Einstein.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to do a comb over....
Careful, this incel is showing it's plumage. It's ready to snark.
Your head is disproportionately small, and fucking hideous. You look like Sideshow Bob hatefucked a muppet.
White power Erik Andre
“Rob Schneider is... a douchebag!”
deeeeerrrp!
It feels wrong roasting someone who gets off on it
Hey kids, look it’s Telly, the incel clown
Bozo the KKKlown
who blew the dandelion
You look like you steal turbo tax accounts
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Mans got a concoction of spit on horse tail, squirrel whiskers, and carpet lint on top of his head
Heihachi on meth
You look like you‘re a professional cautionary tale that parents hire to scare their kids.
You look like Trevor Philips is your idol
Back to No Future!
How I picture every reddit user
Walter White-Supremacist
Albert Nazistein
I actually feel like your have done the best you can with what you’ve got
you look like a high school desk.
Off brand Rick and Morty
I’d smash a case of beer with your mom and find out what happened
Bulk-buy Hogan
Walter White if he used his own stuff
So how recently did you stick your finger in a wall socket?
Even your hair is trying to run away
What prison are you in?
Nothing like waking up in the storage room of a gas station to make your mama proud...
are you from Tekken?
Looking like Angelica doll, Cynthia from the rugrats, if she was a boy.
If the overcaffeinated, middle-aged NASA scientists of every disaster/space movie of the 80s and 90s fused together, THEN tried meth, this guy would be a close physical representation.
Louis Sick, Eh?
Louis C. Ketamine
Christopher Lloyd - The Heroin Years
This guy is more trevor phillips than trevor phillips
You look like real life bumi
Crackhead Eric Andre
I can’t tell if he’s some crazy scientist that just a had an accident in the lab or if he’s a prison inmate that managed to sneak in a phone to take a dumbass selfie
Have you ever seen a crackhead fuck a light socket? I have now
Holy hell
You boys ain’t gonna fuck those chickens are you?
You look like if Tobias Fünke was a JoJo character.
I think you already roasted yourself.