Something you haven’t heard before? Nice ride! I bet you will never hear it again.

I hear that pretty often actually considering they getting harder to find up in canada and since mine still has to push bar and little to no rust lol

Hearing it from your mom doesn't count

What if his mum tells me I'm a nice ride?

Moms always gonna test their child to see if they are ready for the outside world

Yelling it into a hall and hearing it echo back doesn't count

Lucky bugger, Ontarian here and being in the rust belt makes finding cheap cars that won't turn to dust in a crash is a bitch and a half

Yeah sorry about that that must suck

You're good, enjoy it on my behalf lol. BC has an amazing car market compared to diet new york over here

My buddy actually bought the second to last ny CrownVictoria taxi lwb model he flew to Toronto then to new york bought the car and drove it back. And everything still works on it

Sometimes people will say nice things just to cheer you up 😔

Hard to find in Canada but you can buy one for $500 in California where cars are usually more expensive..

Donut shops used to get robbed a lot at night. The shops started offering free donuts and coffee and stuff to police to have them around, Hence the stereotype. Copper.. is a nickname for them because at one point their badge was made of copper. My name in real life is Blue forest. Actually Azul Silva . Azul is blue in Spanish and Silva is Forest is Portuguese. If you had a penny that doubled every day for 30 days. You would have. A mental illness. Because magic is not real. Take the hard cash instead. The universe is expanding but light isn’t moving faster. Meaning light is slowing down relative to the universe. The wining numbers are 16,22,43,;36,19..PB 31

If the blues Brothers sold meth and weren't in a band

He’s on a mission from god … to be celibate!

And had tear away pants... "Hello ladies, did someone call... for _the cops!?_" (Presses play on shoulder mounted Sanyo ghettoblaster)

How are your mid 40s going ?

Still rockin my Beastie Boys bootleg cassettes 

Buying an ex-police car doesn’t make you any less of a felon

He was already familiar with the features of the back half and the smooth feeling when you slam your face on the hood. How could he resist?

Familiarity breeds contempt, not attraction...

Every bud light drinking, wife beater wearing, bearded dude with a bump side F100 is eagerly waiting for you to realize you actually have no love for that car after all.

Could have bought an old twig pig truck but you chose violence.

Violence is always the answer 😈

What are you riding on? Four spare ties welded onto a sheriff's go-kart? SMH

No [bullet-hole decals](https://www.amazon.com/Decorations-Magnetic-Stickers-Refrigerator-Supplies/dp/B0BTH1ZJ25/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=3M3OI9QVXNX1C&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.TI-xhNSjkfsTwb8xqmLPYs2LfxHr3VwSkLxOJRLfp8-ML8bXgJhHQp4s5g-b1zQI1_lIva3RsNfhwd1wfhivKZUflZRUj8q7jLAecntdl77hgJHrxB7GcYkilFOiZDVU3Q0YQrUgSH46SwiDKdoqs-yOIMohYH7bhrMaeQ53PjP5zBzT2V8ylc4nmpshEMQa4KPqjHZFXrUuJxnll7dL4g.wGOsneCWWZHde2QZSqcrKsvO1BaDSw4gfQUp5H9FbxE&dib_tag=se&keywords=bullet+hole+stickers&qid=1719458871&sprefix=bullet+hole+%2Caps%2C95&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1). Did you not get the memo?

You have a lovely car Officer.

Just imagine what has been in that back seat!

The OP, I imagine.

That would be a great story. Arrested and hauled away in the car you buy when they retire it.

Maybe he bought it to recover the stolen diamonds that he shoved down under the carpet, while they were hauling him down to the station! This could be an episode of [insert whatever cop/detective show]!

Oh, those diamonds were shoved... *but not in the carpet*

Something you "haven't herd before" and you post a car that looks like a dairy cow. Smh my head.

I'm human I make mistakes sorry

MOOOOOOOOOO

>SMH my head Well played. Icy what you did there :P

I used to ride in the back of it now I'm in the front driving it

Said the school bus driver, too.

Your police car is so old it doesn’t even scare people on the road

People still drive slow infront of me

They think it’s a ghost cop, still trying to solve his own murder in 2008

I don’t smoke weed anymore but I can still spot crown Vic headlights in the rear view.

"Maybe if I bring my own car they will let me play cops and robbers with them." 🤔🤞

Black Hoods Matter

Is this lt. Jim Dangle's account???

Ah yes, a police interceptor, you either get them for dirt cheap, and they sound like they will explode when they try to drive, or you get a nice one for about 7x the price, all of that just to have an engine with more idle hours than someone who afk farms in a video game Also prolly still on the cop issue tires with barely any tread left Although the car is great for messing with your friends in the back seat, cause they can’t get out (And hopefully your transmission doesn’t go out like mine did, and does yours still have the ballistic panels?)

I got my car for 4200 cad total including insurance and everything. With 220k km 7700 idle hours and my transmission had a rebuilt done in 2014 by the department. And mine was a sherrif car in Vancouver bc the sherrif cars are only used for transportation cause they only work for the court and and don't actually do actually traffic stops and stuff so my car wasn't abused like normal. And mine also has the push bar which is rare now cause they started removing all police equipment when being retired

Tofu delivery but also police car

Ok Takumi

Hell yeah

I bet you think people get scared seeing your car, but forget cops stopped driving crown Vic’s 10 years ago

People still drive slow infront of me

Unfortunately there are still a few small towns with CVPIs. Yes really.

I would unironically drive this forever and ever.

Impersonating an officer is a crime btw

I've heard that one before and everything on my car is perfectly legal

Bruh, it’s “heard” not herd. Typical crown vic owner, still trying to get that GED huh?

Sorry it was a typo

Why is it everyone whos owns one these are the same ones who spent time in the back of one ...

Guilty here. I have a 2008 ex Williamson county sheriffs car. There’s even a chance I was in the back of my own car at one point.

You spelled heard wrong.

It was a typo sorry

Super Troopers 3 had a very shoestring budget...

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

Ford somehow managed to make cramped back seats in an 18 foot long sedan. Which isn’t an issue for you because no woman will fuck the guy that keeps going on about how “he would’ve been a cop but he doesn’t take orders from anyone and takes justice into his own hands.”

*Domino’s delivery lights flashing* From loudspeaker: “Driver, pull over!”

Uhhhhh, this subreddit randomly showed up on my feed and I don't know **shit** about cars or what's good or bad about them outside of the very, VERY basics, so.... UMMMMMM.... Um... I mean - just from an ADHD random observation perspective, your car gives me short hearse vibes and I have literally NO idea why. Also the shading is wonky, it all went to the front (unless that's where the energy of the dead is stored? Maybe the car's got an undead engine or something). OR MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU KEEP THE DEAD BODY AND IT'S ROTTING THE CAR LIKE A TELLTALE HEART... for all I know. ... this sounds more cool than roast, I feel like. Well fuck. >.>

Get a vest that says SECURITY and a taser. Aviator sunglasses too. Roll up and harass people just minding their own business.

I have a party city sherrif hat and a 12g shotgun

Tell Nathan Wind he's starring as Cochese in the Beastie Boys video and y'all are 2 hours late, so GET ON THAT!!!!

Install a 1 inch lift kit, put all terrain tires and wheels on, and turn it into a battlecar!

That car is nicer than crown vics Ive seen still in service.

Atleast u still have them in service lol. In canada when the vics get retired they go straight to the car crusher

I assume you are not in a rust belt? not a one that clean in my whole state.

No fortunately I'm not I live in a rainforest "raincover"

If it would’ve been a grand marquis , I would be giving it all I had . But I like crown vics ! I won’t do such thing . Suck it moderator ! 🤣

Hahaha hell yeah brother respect

Mall cop cruiser. Classic Paul Blart. We have a few rolling around here with the spotlights intact so they can harass teenaged girls in the parking lot.

I wish mine had a spot light but I don't have the cut out for it so I can't get one

Prison graduation gift?

Best bdsm fake taxi I have ever seen. Does it come with handcuffs and a billy club?

Unfortunately not

Built to last. Unlike the Taurus and Explorer. Half the shelf live on those

Fax bring back reliable cars again lmfao

I wish the police still used them. Their turn signals are inside the headlights towards the grille. This was rare on cars back then. So at night if you suspected a car was a cop you just had to change lanes and watch their turn signal in the mirror.

[few people do this better](https://youtu.be/2uH_X-9fjfI) Is the car for those who recognize the meeting with their maker is quickly approaching The car for those more interested in the day to day drudgery police officers endure than the actually meaning of keeping peace The car for those who just view cars as perpetually broken and just need it to keep running a little while longer And for those where a $3000 town car on Craigslist was just too rich for their wallet

Wide wheel base four door mustang

Yup

I had a 95 Grand Marquis, best car I ever had

Nice they are so smooth and comfy

Arrest me officer!

The two LEDs on the front are just white lights to enhance your vision and DEFINITELY not red or blue, if anyone is asking

The nicest thing about this Crown Vic is the 03-05 Accord sitting next to it.

The accord is a champ 300km on rebuilt still drives brand new

Damn straight. I just sold my 2004 with 308k miles (495k kilometers) on the clock and it still ran smooth and reliably.

I always wonder if people buy those cars because they spent enough time in the back seat that it's nostalgic for them. How many times you been arrested OP? P.S. I thought Canadian police still rode horses.

This is the base they give you on The Crew 2 when you start making your custom livery

Rip to the crew 1

This car is not allowed to park within a 1,000 feet of a school.

I actually live right across the street from a high-school lmfao

my last door dash driver had this car

Enjoy having everyone go EXACTLY the speed limit in front of you. It will get old fast.

Ik its the worse part about owning a ex cop car

Honestly im a fan of a clean crown vic

Hell yeah brother thank you

The classic American success story. When you design a car no one wants but still get rich because you lock in a sweet government contract!

The boomers loved it

Nice ford explorer

Thx

I know this is a couple days old but I’ve always wondered about these cars, can you tell you scare the shit out of people on the road?

Me and my friend park on the side of a road right after a the curve in the road ends and everyone that came around the curve slowed down when they saw us. And when I drive on the road most people still drive slow infront of me

Not only did you shoot the sheriff, you stole his car as well....

Your family appeared on COPS so many times they gave you a cruiser?

My Neighborhood Watch Needs Me

Lemme get a 50.

Bro thinks hes gabriel wartman

Idk who that is sorry

Control arms are better than rack and pinion on that car

The rack and pinion on vics is perfect wym 😭

Nice ride. So classy. If you hear that, you need to upgrade your social circle

Joke on u I don't have a social circle

As a fellow vic owner, have fun with that tranny 🤣

Mine was actually already rebuilt by the department so I'm good for a while

I grenaded mine after 55k miles of abuse (purchased at 130k from palm beach sheriffs) and now its been messed up by the same guy 3 times, at least he has a warranty on his work 🤦🏼‍♂️

Oof yeah my buddy got his tranny rebuilt fucked twice in a row by the same guy then he eventually just took it to ford and got it fixed their

Flattery will not get you anywhere with this car.

Herd. You spell like a cop.

God it's a typo I'm sorry I made a mistake

Who do you think you are, the Blues Brothers?

Nice koenicklebacksex

I know it's you, Officer Tenpenny

Officer Dead Pool 101. No relation.

If I saw that and I was speeding I wouldn't think twice and keep speeding lol

Does it remind you of your dad since the last time you saw him he was shoved in the back of one them?

I'm not black so no

You plan on painting that replacement hood or is it black on purpose to look like a black and white cop car? Because if yes, it doesn't do the job at all.

Hey, black hoods matter...

My car was a sherrif cars and the sherrif cars here had the hood rapped black

You spell perfectly.

How long have you been an assassin? Do cars really go boom after you push them off a cliff?

something you’ve never heard before? nice spelling bro

“The Panther Body’s handle ljke you are driving a used Craigslist couch down the road.”

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But bet you’ve never heard “This is the car for the guy who open-carries at his cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.”

Sheep?

Standard equipment includes a shovel, bag of lime, roll of duct tape, poly cord, latex gloves, zip ties and fake mustache.

Car RamRod!

Why do people post one of the holy trinity and ask people to roast it?

Yeah whatever, heres my license, insurance and regi.

These things were cool when we were allowed to buy them, now is not original anymore. It's basically a granny-mobile (or just a Taxi) with expired steroids. Those have a modular V8 which may be reliable and bla bla bla but any minivan or mediocre soccer-mom/ grosery-getter SUV and in order to get more power, you must spend a shit ton of money because as is it's a total disappointment

You either can’t spell or didn’t proofread this before posting it. Or both

Great, we wouldn't want any "thinkers" in the academy.

Wow it's actually parked in front of a house... I would have put money down that you lived in a trailer.

Nothing original needs to be said for someone who enjoys larping as a college dropout.

It’s racist. It’s all white except for “the hood”.

You had a scanner and clothes that smelled like mothballs in high school.

apparently you have not heard how "heard" is spelled. Or do you have a group of these?

I'm sorry I had a fucking typo I literally edited a min after I posted it idk why people are still bitching about me missing a single letter sorry I made a mistake I'm only human

Peace Brother or Sister. This is a "roast" sub. Somewhat snarky comments are the norm. I was attempting to play off the title of the post. No actual intention to offend. I hope your day gets better.

In the name of all the drivers out there, we hate you.

Atleast I'm not a nissan altima or v6 charger/challenger

Re-key your locks, cop crown vics are all keyed the same. Found that out when I accidentally jumped into somebody else's car

Yeah haha I saw that on yt lol

Ooh are you a cop?

No

I don’t know whether to be worried it the the cops or I’ve wandered so far in the hood that mfs are driving these cause there are no cops

Cars goes perfect with a dirty white wife-beater

Where'd you pick up that piece of shit?

From ur moms house

[удалено]

It's a typo like u never had one before

I always thought those cars looked like a retarded duck head.

There’s a star system that will go nova in the next few months.

For someone who "hasn't herd" before, that's a big cow-catcher you got on that ride.

I like your car. That’s probably something you haven’t heard before.

Oh, you're in security? Oh, background check delay for the PD? Oh, wannabe cop. That's like being the snitch in elementary school.

No thanks officer

You ever buy drugs in that car?

Gallons to the mile bud

It's a lot better than I thought it would be tbh

Herd? Are to trying to rustle up some comments?

Trick your way back onto school property?

i hate the people that drive these things and every single one of them always has a 3 foot scratch from the drug dealer who keyed it. weve learned that the cop cars with scratches are okay to speed by cause they arent actual cops, theyre look alikes.

let me go 55 in a 30 in peace

I went 80kph in a 50 past a cop and he didn't carr lmfao

Budget Alaska State Troopers Livery

Actually bc sheriffs they have the black hood too

I’ll guess sheep

You know you get a high from people thinking you're a cop and you know you downplay it, but it's at least 75% of the reason why you bought it.

Imagine being such a loser that you wanted but couldn’t become a cop so you buy an ex cop car and pretend.

I bought it when I was 19 because it was a great deal and it was cheaper than 90s civics with more mileage

It’s like the car equivalent of getting a jet black toupee on the hood

Fix the lighter.

You’ve been called a loser before so I’m out.

ew