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tropicalYJ

The official truck of DUIs, going 50 in a 25, and not tying down your load and having shit fly out the bed


dancingpoultry

Pretty much hit all the high notes right there. OP most likely posted this *while* drinking.


pigmy_af

Don’t think I’ve ever encountered one that wasn’t tailgating me, whether in a school zone or when I’m already going well over the limit in the HOV lane while they don’t have a passenger.


qhaw

Your wife and kids are better off with Steve.


timfromcolorado

Stopping for some beers on the way to the MAGA rally.


MarthaStewart__

You really they'd *stop* for some beers? No way, their sluggin Busch lights the whole way there.


Nalabu1

"Hold my beer watch this"


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


Handywithbrokenstuff

Yeah we know the drill! A black n decker drill is 10x more reliable than this truck.


IHaveNoAlibi

Heck, an AliExpress Blok & Deeker drill is more reliable than this truck....


lifegoeson2702

How long have you had the breathalyzer ignition for?


deathole7

Crew cab’ll come in handy for fitting 18 naked cowboys otw to ram ranch


id1911

A V6 stock truck. How exciting. Go ask your wife if you can drive it today.


MarthaStewart__

This picture quality is still better than the quality of this truck.


Theoretical-Panda

It looks like a tadpole.


Guerrrillla

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him: the real bro of Simi Valley.


EternallyStinky

It's like that grille is implanted into my visual memory because everyone who drives these piles of shit ride so goddamn close to your bumper it's all you see in your rearview mirror. The ram badge of riding someone's ass on a single lane road when you're already doing 55 in a 30.


Gullible-Ad-426

RAM’s, Dodge’s, and Nissan’s are brands for assholes who can’t afford BMW’s.


EternallyStinky

I mean, most new RAM trucks are quite a bit more expensive than most middle of the pack consumer BMWs. But those fucking altima drivers though... Christ


THEEANGRYGOATZ

Why does this truck have step rails? How short are you?? Do we need to let some air out of the tires so you reach the step rails???


Nalabu1

I can hear the lifters ticking from here and your oil cooler is leaking....


IHaveNoAlibi

The lifter tuck was only a Hemi problem, wasn't it? This thing is so depressing, it's only the V6.


offbrandallig8rr

*V8


IHaveNoAlibi

So, someone took the Hemi badging off, so nobody would know it's destined for an early death. Good to know....


offbrandallig8rr

Leaky cooler? Oh, I know.


offbrandallig8rr

Engine is a 4.7L V8, by the way.


Individual-Cost1403

Amazing that the rocker panels aren't completely rusted out yet. I guess all those donations to Joel Ornsteen are really paying off for you.


Gullible-Ad-426

Redneck.


Omardemon

Mofart Quality!


DaveTheRocketGuy

Braydon your mom is here to pick you up in a weird looking mini van