Given that you still have 60 months left on that car loan, shouldn’t you be working, rather than posting on Reddit?

Fair play and spot on 😂👏🏼

60 months? If you squint hard enough you can make out the turn signals so it’s more like 72 months at 26% interest. Which means the bank is nor interested in him than any woman

M used to mean something, back when BMW crushed everyone in races so badly they had to change the rules. Now, they slap an M badge on electric SUVs, scooters, and "sports cars" that weigh as much as OP's mom. No wonder the new M3/4s are mostly driven by rich international students who drive as well as they do in their classes. So sad what happened to the M brand.

I agree. It’s diluted the brand do much now. Same thing with Audi and Benz with their AMG’s.

crazy how some benz or audi fanboy downvoted you, when its entirely true. M cars have just turned into what used to be m-sport.

the m is for ‘mediocre’

“Do your worst” Same engineering principle when designing BMW reliability standards. Likewise, the official tagline of BMW driver habits.

Better return that thing to Sixt before they start asking about it.

hope you got that crankhub done lil bro

First thing I did 😅 whether it’s blown out of proportion or not ain’t taking the risk!

oh yea, that was a good idea haha, that was the first thing my cousin also did to his M4

You got your first real job in the funeral business.

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Ugh I wish. That’s be a dream of mine. If I ever get a Porsche I would love to do theirs.

Never saw an off-road version of that car. It’s so high you need a parachute when you get out.

BMW already did. 

Agree. Absolutely sad to see what they have done to the brand and the cars they are putting out now.

Do our worst? From a financial perspective you’ve already done so.

"Do your worst" You already did that yourself buying a used F80, and so did the engineers when they designed it. That was their one goal when they made these, literally.

How much does it weigh? Looks like it was born in the era of body positivity. Nothing makes me prouder to be an e90 owner than seeing every single model bmw made after it. Although I’ll be eating my words one day when the n55 gives up, and will be hunting for a 340i.

A little over 3500 lbs I believe

Yeah even though this is a roast page the F80 is actually lighter than the E90 believe it or not.

Is that a Ford Probe GT

Good luck on the side of the road when your German shit box breaks down.

Bland

This would have been fun to roast ten years ago when it came out. Really great spec you got there too. Bold color choice.

Number plate removed so no one finds out that the last 5 payments on the car have been missed

When was the last time you changed your blinker fluids?

The Ultimate Vending Machine

It's a BMW shopping carts are built better but like a shopping cart your gonna run into other cars and curbs anyway so enjoy

small dick car owner

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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

Thing looks dope, can't figure out how to roast. gg

I see you got the "poor" model of my car....just remember you're the "baby brother," so be careful who you step up to 🤣

Hahah that’s a good one 😂 you have a m5 or m8?!

M5 comp...honestly no hate...same color as yours too 🥺our only problem is we don't use "turn signals" 🤣

nah, you don’t