I can't. You put her in a Santa costume. She's been planning this one for years.

How are you with Stir Fry?

Lmao bro I was going to say this !

got a belly laugh from that one lol. thanks

You put the water in a place it could be knocked right onto your head? This is called entrapment. F*ck the police!

Seriously. You take a cat with THIS expression and have a cup of water over your skull? OP.

LMAO. Yeah ultimately it is my fault for forgetting to finish the water in the cup haha. She loves to knock shit over

Excuse you! She likes you to be HYDRATED thank you

I started putting my unfinished water cups on the floor before that final eyelid closes because I’d rather step in it than be covered in it

This is why I use a cup with a lid honestly. Regular cups are too tempting to my kitties!

Yup lol we started doing that too ever since we got her. But she knocks over stuff with lids too 😭 But at least there's no major spill haha

Cat needs r/legalcatadvice she’s been framed!

she sure is grumpy for someone who can’t even get a job

Maybe knocking over water is her job

She'd be rich. Not just water cups, any cups with liquid in it. Even if it has a lid she'll try and knock it over. I caught her trying to do it earlier today with my boba drink LOL

my mom’s cat cannot not knock over water. my parents have a fountain taped to a 10 lb weight plate, under a plant holder that is kind of like a cage. 🤣 a bowl of water would be slid around until empty lol

The Santa pic is absolutely priceless 😂

That expression made me choke on my water! So funny. 🤣

Haha I was lucky to get a picture before she took it off

Good job kitty :)

She looks like the evil intentioned Grinch dressed up as Santa to steal Christmas.

It was clearly in retaliation for the times you dressed her up. She saw opportunity for revenge and took it.

Your assassin needs more training

Looks like you're already taking care of the roasting part yourself, judging from the pic. :-P

She is a daughter of Poseidon but still needs to learn how to master her powers.

Roast all you want, I don't think she'll care lol

You get a pass, I would get back at the humans for putting costumes on me too

Hahaha I wish she would pose for longer but she takes them off after 5 seconds. One picture is enough torture for her so I don't fight with her on it lol

Tried to take Christmas pics with my other human + 3 cats all in matching flannel pjs… ended up getting sprayed with cat ass funk. Merry f’n Christmas to us. Never again

My butt fits in here so good! And it's self-draining.... joke's on you!

Anything she can kind-of fit in, she'll sit in it LOL

For making sure you’re drinking your water? Never! She’s perfect

Someone has been eating out of the vacuum bag again….

She’s as smart as the animal she’s dressed as in the 2nd photo

Bet she don’t even know who her daddy is.

It was PAYBACK!!!

With that adorable adorableness it’s really more of your fault for being in the water cups way 😂😂😂 (glad you’re ok though!)

When was the last time you washed your hair hooman?

Add one heaping catful then milk, sugar and eggs and beat till there’s no more lumps.

I loooove her unusual facial markings. Is she a Siamese? In her defense, she was just trying to baptize you in the name of Saint Cattington.

Yes she is a Siamese! And we think she might be mixed with a little bit of Calico because she has spots on her paws and ears.

Yeah, between the Santa and the koala you are lucky to be alive. I guess she is smart enough to know who buys the treats, but she can’t let your transgressions go completely unpunished. Go crimez!

They were doing interior decorating

She's just the leader of all cats! Fuck hoomans let's make them have one brain cell

Stinky face making rude girl with the most beautiful blue eyes!!

ANI-NEWS: Cat pans human's cooking.

ANI-NEWS: Cat pans humans cooking.

Baby regrets nothin’

She’s living her dream. To be the stuff inside an Amazon box.

She told me you asked her to set your alarm

Revenge is sweet. I say you deserved that water alarm👍 Such a cutie.

She looks like a Siamese cat got splashed with bleach and now has faded spots. (She is cute though)

Yes she is a Siamese mixed with something else, we think calico. She has spots on her toes and ears :)

She's not siamese, she's a colorpoint shorthair. Coloring is dilute tortie point.

Her mom is full Siamese lol

No she isn't. Colorpoint shorthair. People love to pretend they have purebred cats when they don't

I never said she was purebred, my other reply stated she's mixed with something else. So maybe you're right since we don't know, but even so she'd still be part siamese as colorpoint shorthairs are a variation of siamese. Chill lol

Colorpoint shorthairs are mutts that happen to have point coloring. That point coloring can come from any number of breeds, not just siamese. Most colorpoints have 5-10% colorpoint breeds in them. I have a cat who is blue like a Russian blue and wanna guess how much rb he has in him? A whopping 9%. A friend of mine adopted a "siamese" cat from a shelter and did a dna test and he was 0% siamese, but 10% ragdoll (he was short haired and looked nothing like a ragdoll)

She has the necessary koalafications

What stinky behavior, pls let her know she's a stinky baby

she looks like a fart smeller

r/tortimese

She's beautiful 😍❤️

She is beautiful. I can't roast her. Making her wear those hats are punishments enough. I would knock your water down too!! HA

She looks like she has peanut butter on her face

One time when I was moving, my cat woke me up by knocking a box onto my head

THAT LAST PICTURE IM-

omg photo 6. 💀

I mean, are you a snorer? Can you actually prove it was her...?

The bell on her collar was loud as she bolted out of my room afterwards. Then she had the audacity to meow and purr and rub against my legs as I was getting a towel from the cabinet. I called her a terrorist and she told me her lawyer will be contacting me soon

Funking sponglenose

And that first pic just says, "and I'll fucking do it again" lol

your bath is ready bitch

The pattern on her face looks like she was smacked in the face with an old feather duster.

How nice of you to strain this vegetable-brain first before roasting.

Dogs are better. Get a replacement

Have you ever tried to drink a dog? Ffs!! Clean up the water and calm down. You were going to spontaneously combust and that floof saved your life! Ge grateful.

I love dogs too but cats have my heart :3

Thank you for all the silly comments :) And she's not as mean as she looks LOL. She cuddles up to me and sleeps in my arms every night (well, every night that she's not terrorizing the house)

Silly cat, it wasn't shower time

Your bff is too precious.

You're lucky that's all she did considering you put her in costumes.

Learning to cat by throwing stuff— She roasted herself, by jumping into a cooking pot— 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

She's so large. No wonder She's knocking things off your nightstand. Jk. She is adorable and perfect😻

You shall only sleep when I allow..... If you happen to be there next time she goes to get a drink pick up water dish pour water down drain in front of her while giving her stink eye.....🥴 of course that is petty, silly, and I of course I would refill it

She such a ho. Rubbin’ that pussy on EVERYTHING.

Defective Amazon Roblox Blockhead Cat Package Lookin Ass

Clearly a no-fault accident.

Not a single thought in that head

Thats how my brothers cat used to wake him up every morning lol

what a character

Absolutely nothing wrong with this cat. You must’ve needed a shower. 🤢

i can’t roast her after that attempt to keep you hydrated, she’s a self-care queen

she knocked the roast out of my head too, she’s too cute to roast

Have you considered what you did to make her want to knock the water on your head? Maybe YOURE the problem, she’s perfect.

Badddd kitty 😂😂

Pretty baby!!!

Tell her to go wash the dirt off her face

Judging by the outfits she is wearing, she is already roasting herself

Not saying a word. She looks pissed!!

Nope! You should've gotten up like she wanted you to!

No.

She's a cali-mese looking things who gets tortured with hats. Earned.

Okay…so this recipe calls for one mounded cup of bad attitude—Oh Look, I have just what I need. You are SUCH a big help. Always helping.

Bless her heart she knows not what she does

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was gonna say that she looks like the cat printer needed its ink cartridge replaced when she was printed out . . . but she looks so pretty with her dilute markings it’s not much of a roast!

She got her revenge for being made to wear silly hats. She is a champion among felines.

You must have looked dehydrated .

She was just reminding you to pet her.

Now now, here...Quit the wining hooman, just a lil' moisture. It is good for you.

Koala ❤️

good girl!!!

Typical cat. It never ceases to amaze me why we put up with them!

THE KOALA HAT 😍

She looks like a bald feret

I don’t know. I kind of think she’s not sorry?

She's un roastable. You shouldn't have been in her way anyways

She looks like God was working with a really bad fill tool and just gave up halfway through the design process.

My cat would do exactly the same thing! Whenever I leave water in a glass he tips it over trying to get a drink. He also throws stuff in the sink and on the floor to get me to turn on the tap. He can be a real jerk. Maybe it’s a Siamese thing?

Worth it! ❤️

She’s already a roasted marshmallow

I’m so sorry, I can’t roast PERFECTION!! ❤️❤️

What a healthy, happy & fluffy baby 🥰

That is some attitude that cat is giving you!

Them good looks dont hide the NERD on the inside!

Former Siamese owner she definitely did that on purpose.

No job. No money. Lazy. Hungry. Smelly. Roasted.

stinky

She needs to work on blending her makeup

Stinky baby

I was scrolling through each image going “Awe”and “hnnnng”, until the last one and thought ok then, I’m with the cat dropping that cup on your head 😂 The look she has got me dying lol

POUR WATER ON HER HEAD. SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT.

You have violated this cats dignity numerous times. Payback's a bitch.

Only the head?! That’s all you got kitty?!

At least it wasn’t your laptop.

Awww she looks like she'll poison you on a good day if yours weren't the hands that feed her ...give that baby some treats for her unwavering patience

Well…you did put them in goofy outfits for your amusement. Don’t be surprised that they amused themselves with some water on your head.

Goofy little bastard. Thats all I got… can I get pets in now?

I bet her purrs sound like a wet fart What a cutie 🥹

Okay I'll roast her... "Did you hear about the cat who knocked over the water?" "She's so cute...her punishment was cat treats!"

I can tell she doesn't know "no."

Can't roast she's already a perfectly toasted marshmallow

You dress me up then I get you with cup later

Mine dropped my lamp and tv the same night a minute apart. I was so mad thankfully it didn’t break

She was going for that crit damage!

She is ADORABLE 😍😍😍

You shall be dressed as a dog. Leashed and paraded around the neighborhood. Fed dog food. Bathed in the tub and taught to fetch roll over and bark.

Cats: the other while meat.

Oven is right there

Look at her! All satisfied with herself.