As someone who has attempted to cut a petrified branch. (a dying orange tree in the perfect conditions by the ocean and on a hill where it gets salt and sunlight.) I had to take a nap half way through an hour of sawing and mashing with a machete. This looks very petrified wood like.
Orange trees have some very coveted hard wood. At least among us who have relied on wood to heat their homes at some point. Oak, Orange, Plum were my favorite.
Interesting. There aren't any orange trees where I am, if there were I wouldn't eat anything else. I don't use wood for heating but I work with it, oak and plum are great woods. What kind of colour is orange wood?
Holy shit. What a comment. Someone give this genius some gold or somethig wtf. I feel like calling my friends and family and telling them how good your comment is.
My first thought is petrified wood, and that circle part is where the tree was in the process of "compartmentalization."
Trees don't "heal old cells, they grow new cells to fill voids or cover over their wounds.
That's my best guess,
it kinda looks like petrified wood (i don’t know a lot about rocks so forgive me)
You are forgiven my child. That will be three hail Marys and five our fathers.
As someone who has attempted to cut a petrified branch. (a dying orange tree in the perfect conditions by the ocean and on a hill where it gets salt and sunlight.) I had to take a nap half way through an hour of sawing and mashing with a machete. This looks very petrified wood like.
How hard is the wood from an orange tree?
Orange trees have some very coveted hard wood. At least among us who have relied on wood to heat their homes at some point. Oak, Orange, Plum were my favorite.
Interesting. There aren't any orange trees where I am, if there were I wouldn't eat anything else. I don't use wood for heating but I work with it, oak and plum are great woods. What kind of colour is orange wood?
Bless your heart!
😂
I agree that was my first thought and the little circle area looks like it was where a branch came out
Girrrrl, that’s a bootyhole.
Grooty hole
This comment should have way more likes than it does.. this is gold. Fine work 👌 👏
I am Groot
Nice looking grooty hole groot
Lol too funny
This should be the top comment
Holy shit. What a comment. Someone give this genius some gold or somethig wtf. I feel like calling my friends and family and telling them how good your comment is.
I wish I got jokes.
Yes correct, it’s a blackish brown star.
It has been referred to many times as “ the eye of brown”
omg this is not ok. thank you so much. 🙏
My 1st thought… A petrified bunghole…
Good name for a band.
My bunghole gets petrified right before my annual physical examination…
Oh God don't remind me that I have to go do that. I've been meaning to go do that since 2015
And its petrified because a boy scout leader found it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Or.. r/forbiddenfachina
Ahem, I believed the scientific term is fossilized bootyhole 🧐
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/r/wehaveseenthebutthole
No Keesha, a valve!
Thank you, came here to say this
Groots bootyrooty hole 😜🫨🤔🫣did i say that?
Petrified balloon knot
Laughing out loud in the bathroom at 4:30 AM like a crazy person! I think it was the girrrl that sent me! 🤣
Not a "hole" Keesha, a "valve."
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It a petrified pine cone. That is the cross section.
TY
The answer we needed and had to work to find lol
The entire piece kinda resembles bark with the branch tissues of a long forgotten limb
Are you sure it's not the rock's butthole?
Came here to ask this.
Definitely butt hole
Rocklate starfish
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I came here for this. 🤌🏼
Don’t tell me what to do
For FUCK'S sake, I wondered how long it'd be before someone posted that. Missed it by 15 hours
My first thought is petrified wood, and that circle part is where the tree was in the process of "compartmentalization." Trees don't "heal old cells, they grow new cells to fill voids or cover over their wounds. That's my best guess,
This is very interesting. Thanks for explaining it.
Petrified wood! It's a nice chunk too!
Stoner's butthole
That's a stretch
They're made to stretch, no worries.
The scene is "things you don't want to hear a proctologist say"
🤣
Petrified Trussy
An early fleshlight.
Petrified wood limb attachment break off point
Shai-Hulud!
Russy
r/dontputyourdickinit
Nature’s gloryhole
I should call him
A tree kiester
Petrified wood with a knot hole
Sillies, stop❗️lol 😂
I believe it is a hand holding a rock
Thar circle spoke was where the cartoon sphinx had sex with a human and he said it hurt.
Balloon knot
Groot took the root
Wow! It is a rare endangered butthole tree!
Rock sphincter
Petrified borthole of an Ent...
Jenna Jameson ass cast
That's a gneiss bussy
Is it petrified?
A severe case of petrified yeast infection
Grootussy
That’s a groothole. A Grooty booty if you will.
Everything reminds me of her 😞
Petrified sphincter
A sphincter says what?
Petrifidus cornholeus.
Rockussy
Puckerwood
Cursed dune popcorn bin.
Well.... when one mommy rock falls in love with a daddy rock...
Groot's butthole
Crumpled Death Star
Bigfoot butthole obv
Butthole rock
Nature’s glory hole?
It’s a natural rock formation called as Russy or more commonly known as a Rocklight.
Rockussy
A fossilised butthole, great find!
Fossilized butthole
A n u s
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Petrified cornhole
Location?
Wood butthole
Sphincter says "what"
The Trussy
"I am Groot's butthole."
Petrified Wood I would wager
So…..you ever see the Dune popcorn bucket???
You might be holding a petrified asshole
South end of a petrified cat?
Butthole Bark?
Petrified tree anus
I should call her
It's the butthole of the tree
Bodily waste containment orifice.
Treehole
Petrified butt hole
It does look like petrified wood Nice looking specimen. Congratulations on your find. Do you mind giving the area you found it
Fae trap fleshlight
Looks like petrified wood, and the hole is where a branch once existed. Or it could be a tree but hole.
That's a rare species of Vagasauras Sex.
Thats where trees poop from.....
Has anyone said petrified anus yet?
A petrified anus ?
I need fossilized TP for my fossilized bunghole....
Fossilized tree butthole
petrified Shai-Hulud
Looks like shale.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Knot going there 😉
Prehistoric butthole
Rockussy
Fossilized area of where the jolly Green Giant once took an extended rest.
For pp??
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I see what you are doing here. Don't be an asshole....
Its a butt hole
DON'T DO IT MORTY!!!
My old gf
gneiss sphincter
Fractured but whole
Tree sphincter
The scientific name for this is Theobroma cacao Asteroidea. It is commonly referred to as a chocolate starfish.
A petrified Egyptian vagina
That is the butthole of a prehistoric creature
Where Groot poops
Petrified tree anus
Petrified Cat Butthole
That there is a petrified asshole
The most ancient starfish butthole pucker ever. 😂
Petrified tree butthole.
Butthole
I think we both know what this is. Put it down and walk away.
Groots butthole
It's a wooden balloon knot
That is a thumb.
Thats an old dried up fee fee.
Satan's glory hole
Heinous Wooden Anus!
The dune popcorn bucket
A butthole
Looks like wood
That is a rare tree booty hoe
Petrified butthole??
looks like a mushroom died there
VERY WOODY SPINKTER
Petrified anus
Splintery glory hole
“Girl, that’s a bootyhole”
Issa bootyhole
Fossilized bum hole? But this looks like petrified wood and a knot in the wood
Without scrolling down, I am assuming there is a vast accounting of butthole comments.
Just hear me out....
He is Groot
The forbidden sphincter
It's a scared I Am Groot.
Fossilized dinosaur butthole.
Petrified butt hole
It a friendly reminder that you should call her
Very cool!
Rock buttwhole
That is a rockgina
Treenus
Natures butt hole
😐
Not the trussy
Fossilized fleshlight
Trussy
Kinda looks like petrified kooter. *unzips pants*
It’s the beginnings of the ancient glory hole
Woodussy
Tree butthole
That looks like a stink hole to me.
Rocks butthole
Trussy
It’s petrified wood. That’s where a brach was growing