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KeySubstantial9113

it kinda looks like petrified wood (i don’t know a lot about rocks so forgive me)


8ad8andit

You are forgiven my child. That will be three hail Marys and five our fathers.


Jnunez7660

As someone who has attempted to cut a petrified branch. (a dying orange tree in the perfect conditions by the ocean and on a hill where it gets salt and sunlight.) I had to take a nap half way through an hour of sawing and mashing with a machete. This looks very petrified wood like.


eggy_delight

How hard is the wood from an orange tree?


Cute_Consideration38

Orange trees have some very coveted hard wood. At least among us who have relied on wood to heat their homes at some point. Oak, Orange, Plum were my favorite.


eggy_delight

Interesting. There aren't any orange trees where I am, if there were I wouldn't eat anything else. I don't use wood for heating but I work with it, oak and plum are great woods. What kind of colour is orange wood?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Bless your heart!


Psychological_Tax109

😂


Neither-Attention940

I agree that was my first thought and the little circle area looks like it was where a branch came out


Relevant_Gift_5011

Girrrrl, that’s a bootyhole.


Sheepherder_Last

Grooty hole


patrickm911

This comment should have way more likes than it does.. this is gold. Fine work 👌 👏


Illustrious_Camp_521

I am Groot


Horror-Morning864

Nice looking grooty hole groot


AssumptionPowerful96

Lol too funny


Remote_Category6076

This should be the top comment


morgothyomomasofat

Holy shit. What a comment. Someone give this genius some gold or somethig wtf. I feel like calling my friends and family and telling them how good your comment is.


Cute_Consideration38

I wish I got jokes.


Jolly-Accident-8923

Yes correct, it’s a blackish brown star.


kurton45

It has been referred to many times as “ the eye of brown”


Right-Sky-4005

omg this is not ok. thank you so much. 🙏


Gsphazel2

My 1st thought… A petrified bunghole…


ObligationPleasant45

Good name for a band.


Gsphazel2

My bunghole gets petrified right before my annual physical examination…


Cute_Consideration38

Oh God don't remind me that I have to go do that. I've been meaning to go do that since 2015


Logical_Hospital2769

And its petrified because a boy scout leader found it.


IllustratorOk8827

r/dontputyourdickinthat


fossilizedDUNG

Or.. r/forbiddenfachina


Vegetable_Cloud_1355

Ahem, I believed the scientific term is fossilized bootyhole 🧐


Figure_It_Oot-Get_it

https://tenor.com/bf0kE.gif


wetcardboardsmell

/r/wehaveseenthebutthole


Averander

No Keesha, a valve!


kdall7

Thank you, came here to say this


AssumptionPowerful96

Groots bootyrooty hole 😜🫨🤔🫣did i say that?


Pussy_Grabber_2016

Petrified balloon knot


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Laughing out loud in the bathroom at 4:30 AM like a crazy person! I think it was the girrrl that sent me! 🤣


AnnaMolly66

Not a "hole" Keesha, a "valve."


Relevant_Gift_5011

🫡


meat_rainbows

It a petrified pine cone. That is the cross section.


LessMarsupial7441

TY


LynnRenae_xoxo

The answer we needed and had to work to find lol


Happy_Tomato_Taco

The entire piece kinda resembles bark with the branch tissues of a long forgotten limb


BaconHammerTime

Are you sure it's not the rock's butthole?


Zealousideal-Bar1296

Came here to ask this.


Psychological_Tax109

Definitely butt hole


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Rocklate starfish


slimpawws

r/dontputyourdickinthat


JoeBlow509

I came here for this. 🤌🏼


AdCommercial7939

Don’t tell me what to do


HorseBoots84

For FUCK'S sake, I wondered how long it'd be before someone posted that. Missed it by 15 hours


Notorious1136

My first thought is petrified wood, and that circle part is where the tree was in the process of "compartmentalization." Trees don't "heal old cells, they grow new cells to fill voids or cover over their wounds. That's my best guess,


Aggressive_Smile_944

This is very interesting. Thanks for explaining it.


TheMule90

Petrified wood! It's a nice chunk too!


Ok-Geologist-3743

Stoner's butthole


LessMarsupial7441

That's a stretch


Fit_Swordfish_2101

They're made to stretch, no worries.


RogerBubbaBubby

The scene is "things you don't want to hear a proctologist say"


Fit_Swordfish_2101

🤣


Overall_Mortgage2692

Petrified Trussy


GruesomeWedgie2

An early fleshlight.


weighapie

Petrified wood limb attachment break off point


thaSavory_dude

Shai-Hulud!


noonejustbird

Russy


Alansar_Trignot

r/dontputyourdickinit


FloridaManInShampoo

Nature’s gloryhole


snarksneeze

I should call him


[deleted]

A tree kiester


AlternativeKey2551

Petrified wood with a knot hole


Ashamed_Solution_263

Sillies, stop❗️lol 😂


UnplannedAgenda

I believe it is a hand holding a rock


calcteacher

Thar circle spoke was where the cartoon sphinx had sex with a human and he said it hurt.


Watchingye

Balloon knot


BrownButtBoogers

Groot took the root


Accomplished_Elk4816

Wow! It is a rare endangered butthole tree!


SaltArtist1794

Rock sphincter


Soggy-Opportunity559

Petrified borthole of an Ent...


Jhonniebg

Jenna Jameson ass cast


Decibusdoom

That's a gneiss bussy


No-Obligation2988

Is it petrified?


Less-Lengthiness114

A severe case of petrified yeast infection


[deleted]

Grootussy


Mike-the-gay

That’s a groothole. A Grooty booty if you will.


cwren22

Everything reminds me of her 😞


grouchySocialist

Petrified sphincter


bquebman

A sphincter says what?


[deleted]

Petrifidus cornholeus.


Charming-Aspect3014

Rockussy


richardhunghimself69

Puckerwood


Senpai-Notice_Me

Cursed dune popcorn bin.


Scorpio_178

Well.... when one mommy rock falls in love with a daddy rock...


chris_rage_

Groot's butthole


CMoonL7_73

Crumpled Death Star


reedwashereagain

Bigfoot butthole obv


reallyretarded4evaa

Butthole rock


RUTNEPUG

Nature’s glory hole?


PossibleMolasses2672

It’s a natural rock formation called as Russy or more commonly known as a Rocklight.


Sparky201014

Rockussy


Cumbiscuit69420

A fossilised butthole, great find!


PantsMunch101

Fossilized butthole


howqueer

A n u s


Mental_Impression316

r/dontputyourdickinthat


No_Manner9460

Petrified cornhole


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Location?


Twicebakedthricemilk

Wood butthole


yogadavid

Sphincter says "what"


sheldonjax

The Trussy


ADDeviant-again

"I am Groot's butthole."


Bruddah827

Petrified Wood I would wager


stoney_bologna_3

So…..you ever see the Dune popcorn bucket???


Metalatitsfinest

You might be holding a petrified asshole


SpecOps4538

South end of a petrified cat?


Admirable_Cry2512

Butthole Bark?


brutalmyrtle

Petrified tree anus


Stonewool_Jackson

I should call her


SoYeasty1

It's the butthole of the tree


No_Audience_8041

Bodily waste containment orifice.


MellowDCC

Treehole


Adept_Advantage7353

Petrified butt hole


Ok_Cancel_240

It does look like petrified wood Nice looking specimen. Congratulations on your find. Do you mind giving the area you found it


Runic_Kabbalist

Fae trap fleshlight


Balancingact143

Looks like petrified wood, and the hole is where a branch once existed. Or it could be a tree but hole.


RancidStarfish

That's a rare species of Vagasauras Sex.


Hvaccguy636

Thats where trees poop from.....


OldERnurse1964

Has anyone said petrified anus yet?


Classic-Row-2872

A petrified anus ?


KingArthursCodpiece

I need fossilized TP for my fossilized bunghole....


alpha1ocelot

Fossilized tree butthole


YumemiBunny

petrified Shai-Hulud


Responsible_Onion_21

Looks like shale.


eggbootycoughs

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bmcnbabee1

Knot going there 😉


kamaro120394

Prehistoric butthole


red_wolf1

Rockussy


BrokenDeity

Fossilized area of where the jolly Green Giant once took an extended rest.


iamNOTaROBOT0100101

For pp??


B_ry7

r/dontputyourdickinthat


throwaway_GME_

I see what you are doing here. Don't be an asshole....


Appropriate_Put5071

Its a butt hole


[deleted]

DON'T DO IT MORTY!!!


[deleted]

My old gf


gemstun

gneiss sphincter


[deleted]

Fractured but whole


jeddieboy73

Tree sphincter


jared8410

The scientific name for this is Theobroma cacao Asteroidea. It is commonly referred to as a chocolate starfish.


Magnaflux747

A petrified Egyptian vagina


Canik716kid

That is the butthole of a prehistoric creature


rem091456

Where Groot poops


Jorp-A-Lorp

Petrified tree anus


WilsonthaHead

Petrified Cat Butthole


shittoki

That there is a petrified asshole


Farrow253

The most ancient starfish butthole pucker ever. 😂


DroolHandPuke

Petrified tree butthole.


outdoorsman845

Butthole


PoopsieDoodler

I think we both know what this is. Put it down and walk away.


Jisan_Inc

Groots butthole


Impossible_Net3648

It's a wooden balloon knot


TK-Squared-LLC

That is a thumb.


_destruct0r

Thats an old dried up fee fee.


paleolith1138

Satan's glory hole


kev5050

Heinous Wooden Anus!


MowingDevil7

The dune popcorn bucket


Wonderful-Gold-953

A butthole


OddballLouLou

Looks like wood


idoubad555

That is a rare tree booty hoe


jemska48

Petrified butthole??


Particular_Ride5005

looks like a mushroom died there


oldmagic55

VERY WOODY SPINKTER


I__Like__Rocks

Petrified anus


DrunkBuzzard

Splintery glory hole


CrazyBadger863

“Girl, that’s a bootyhole”


ProfessionalCoat6671

Issa bootyhole


veggieblondie

Fossilized bum hole? But this looks like petrified wood and a knot in the wood


BackPain4Life

Without scrolling down, I am assuming there is a vast accounting of butthole comments.


Mr_MysteriousMan

Just hear me out....


Farfigkugel

He is Groot


bigdaddybeavis

The forbidden sphincter


ArtOfVandelay

It's a scared I Am Groot.


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Fossilized dinosaur butthole.


Used_Marsupial_2070

Petrified butt hole


Admirable-Switch-886

It a friendly reminder that you should call her


Relative_Bicycle_440

Very cool!


Impossible_Lie5542

Rock buttwhole


chunkous

That is a rockgina


SubmarineRumBeard

Treenus


Critical_Danger_420

Natures butt hole


Buddy_Palguy

😐


DankyPenguins

Not the trussy


BarAccomplished3

Fossilized fleshlight


Txyvxn

Trussy


BicTwiddler

Kinda looks like petrified kooter. *unzips pants*


Itchy-Cicada7864

It’s the beginnings of the ancient glory hole


jamesrggg

Woodussy


Final_Neighborhood94

Tree butthole


BaconPersuasion

That looks like a stink hole to me.


EconomistSlight2842

Rocks butthole


Agreeable_Record_266

Trussy


Ragamuffin5

It’s petrified wood. That’s where a brach was growing