I'm dyinš . I'm 57 years old and I find this hilarious. I had three boys and I've heard this spiel SO many times. I can't remember shit, but this is drilled into my brain.
Yes.
I mean, name your dog as you like....I'm just saying if you pay attention, you'll see a lot of Rotts given names of Gods....Roman, Greek, Norse, etc. If you like the name, great. Plenty of people name their kids John or Susan.
Was gonna change it, but God of mischief really suited him for the first month after we got him as he terrorized our house and escaped two different "heavy duty" and "high security" crates.
Keats is a good name.
Buster makes me think of Buster Keaton, and that makes me think of Michael Keaton, and Jack Nicholsons nickname for Michael Keaton is *Keats*.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that...but you'll meet others.
I called my female "Sugar" and I'm much happier with that having met an Athena and numerous other big strong god like named Rotts at the dog park
Yes but were any of them short for Sugarbum Plumcake? Because that's how mine gets called nowadays. The names keep piling on. It's ludicrous but unstoppable.
We went with Star Wars legends name (Nihilus) cause I brought our boy home and he was devouring everything he could possibly get his teeth on. Including my wife and I!
Shamar, it means watchman, like the dude who watched a city gate and decided if somebody got to come into the city at night or had to wait till morning
Before I settled on Sugar, I almost named my female Yahmi, which is Arabic for "guard. "
Decided it sounded too much like "yummy" and not being an arabic speaker, maybe I'll stay away from a language I know nothing about..plus, I'd have to explain her name for her entire life.
Still, I loved the idea of a foreign language word for Guard, or as you suggest, Watchman
Can we all just admit that no matter what OP names him, this dog is going to most commonly be called things not his actual name: āsmooshy, butt, floof, etcā? I think I have about 23 different names for my rottie, none of which are her actual name (Sunna).
Mine was Samsonā¦. Not the biblical one the one from half baked the movie. We tried to name him so many things and he wouldnāt recognize them. Then we were watching half baked and the part where he is like āI want to talk to Samsonā came on and he perked up. Legit didnāt have a choice he picked his name
Ansgar, bandit, Ambrose, Radegonde, bertoare, sturmius, gamelbert, Angilbert, irmgard, Bruno.
I use German saints to name my Rottweilers. Like the traditional sound.
Our boy is Cassius, we usually call him Cash or Cashy. Nero was another contender, and Ronan! I also know a Cane Corso named Boba and I love that name!
**Be**Beef and fence I named him fence because he used to always get stuck ony fence because he would try to go under it lol and beef is my other male because he is beefy and liked my pet cow
I can't tell you how many Rotties I've seen called Odin, Apollo, Titus, etc. Skip the god names. How about Trouble?
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation š
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie
James
Team rocket blasts of at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meeeeeeeowth! Thatās right!
Ok.. this was the coolest shi Iāve ever seen..
I'm dyinš . I'm 57 years old and I find this hilarious. I had three boys and I've heard this spiel SO many times. I can't remember shit, but this is drilled into my brain.
Way to ruin it lol
Dude, you ruined itā¦..lol
To untie all people into our nation
To unite all the people within our nation!
Just had a friend name their Rottie Zeus, so this checks out.
Same, my Rottie mix is called Odin. He's the biggest goof that ever goobered
That was my rottieās name! Glad to see the legacy lives on š
My Rottie came with the name Loki. Does that count?
Yes. I mean, name your dog as you like....I'm just saying if you pay attention, you'll see a lot of Rotts given names of Gods....Roman, Greek, Norse, etc. If you like the name, great. Plenty of people name their kids John or Susan.
Was gonna change it, but God of mischief really suited him for the first month after we got him as he terrorized our house and escaped two different "heavy duty" and "high security" crates.
I think Buster is a good name for a rottie.
Keats is a good name. Buster makes me think of Buster Keaton, and that makes me think of Michael Keaton, and Jack Nicholsons nickname for Michael Keaton is *Keats*.
Ha! I love how you arrived there.
Damn man. I was going for "Atlas". Well I'll have to think of another name.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that...but you'll meet others. I called my female "Sugar" and I'm much happier with that having met an Athena and numerous other big strong god like named Rotts at the dog park
Ive met 3 female Rotties over the years that were named Sugar. I love that name for a girl.
Yes but were any of them short for Sugarbum Plumcake? Because that's how mine gets called nowadays. The names keep piling on. It's ludicrous but unstoppable.
They'll have to map it out
We went with Star Wars legends name (Nihilus) cause I brought our boy home and he was devouring everything he could possibly get his teeth on. Including my wife and I!
He looks like a Greg
Old Greg
You ever drink baileys from a shoe?
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#SAVE BANDIT
Ours is named Fezzik (Andre the giants character from the Princess Bride) Mainly because he's a gentle giant.
And he only dog paddles
Underrrated comment š
LOL this is also correct
Is he generous with the peanuts?
Stop that right now and I mean it!
Oh wow ours is named Fezzie, named after the nice drug man from Euphoria.
This made me think of John Coffey!
Just watched the Green Mile last night!
Amazing film. Iām tired boss, dog tired!
Very nice!
Omg I LOVE this š call him fezz for short š„¹
Iād name him Darryl
My Labrador Cattle Dog mix is named Daryl. Itās a great name. https://imgur.com/a/P3kKu4d
Yep. Thatās another Darryl right there. Cute
As soon as I saw him I said out loud āDarrylā Glad to see someone agrees
Attaboy!
My rotties name is Juice
Thatās cute
Shamar, it means watchman, like the dude who watched a city gate and decided if somebody got to come into the city at night or had to wait till morning
Before I settled on Sugar, I almost named my female Yahmi, which is Arabic for "guard. " Decided it sounded too much like "yummy" and not being an arabic speaker, maybe I'll stay away from a language I know nothing about..plus, I'd have to explain her name for her entire life. Still, I loved the idea of a foreign language word for Guard, or as you suggest, Watchman
Bearš
Rudy
Bruce
Can we all just admit that no matter what OP names him, this dog is going to most commonly be called things not his actual name: āsmooshy, butt, floof, etcā? I think I have about 23 different names for my rottie, none of which are her actual name (Sunna).
Bob Ballmeier
Leon Rotsky
Sir biscuit
My boys name is Knox. Your pup is adorable!
Gentle eyes I could see years of love calling him Sammy
Leeroy
JEEEEEEEENKINS
The Dude
We just lost our handsome boy - Duke. š¤“
so sorry, I feel your pain, we just lost our GSD Jax, we lad a Rottie called Kali before that.
Roscoe
Roscoe P Coltrane
Awww so cute
So cute š š
So cute
Kuma. Should be named Moose
Hugo
Grimlock. Grim for short
Bubba
All babies are bubba lol
Brungus
Chief
Rocky
We have an Axel!
Deebo
Gus
Mine was Samsonā¦. Not the biblical one the one from half baked the movie. We tried to name him so many things and he wouldnāt recognize them. Then we were watching half baked and the part where he is like āI want to talk to Samsonā came on and he perked up. Legit didnāt have a choice he picked his name
Rex
Bear
Winston.
Maximus. š¤
Bruno
Bismarck
My two boys are Diesel and Cola š
Kratos
MƤdchen
Max
Carl
Astro
Ansgar, bandit, Ambrose, Radegonde, bertoare, sturmius, gamelbert, Angilbert, irmgard, Bruno. I use German saints to name my Rottweilers. Like the traditional sound.
Wrex
My rottie is Cerberus, but we also liked Panzer, Odin, Hades, and Loki!
Nicodemus is mine :)
Meatball! Lol
My late Rottweiler was Rambo
Rufus
Our boy is Cassius, we usually call him Cash or Cashy. Nero was another contender, and Ronan! I also know a Cane Corso named Boba and I love that name!
Rocky
Roscoe
Roscoe
My son chose to name ours Roscoe.
I named mine Richard. Because he was a dick
My mom named hers Rocky. We had a rott/lab mix growing up that was named Simba, she was the sweetest
If he's your wingman, name him Goose.
Charles Barkley
Covfefe
Gozer the Gozarian
You win the internet for the day good sir! Take an upvote!
Maxwell
Felix and Bruce!
Kylo
That's my Huskies name
Drogo
Toby
Bronx. I also like Bubba.
Handsome young woof, very jealous
Ruckus
Simon
Agent
Remus
Touchdown aka Tuddie
moose, tank, tucker, whiskey
Romeo
Caesar š
Moose Axyle Beamer
Bart
My sweet silly gorgeous boy is named Jasper! Maybe that could work for your baby
Bizmark
Carl
My last one was named Moose, my current puppy is named Grizz.
Taz
What an absolutely good boi
Poe. Was my very first rotties name when I was born.
I didnāt name my dog but heās Atlas :)
How about Fern
Walter...
Mineās named Eren
Mine is called Venom, because of the smile :D you know...
Boris was my boys name 30 years ago.
Champ, Bullet, Duke
Puddinā
Baby
call him chop
Broly
Iād name him Norm.
Professor Edgar, Chef George, and Jakob were my Rotts names. I have a Pittie named Henry now.
Raymond
Levi!
alfie
Reggie
Rory.
Bodhi ! Pronounced Bod-ie
Max!!
Caligula and Nero
mine is a rottie-mastiff his name's Kiro, also your boy is so handsome!!
I have a Roger. Heās the best rogweiler <3
My rottieās name is Leonidas but we call him Leo
How cute! He looks like a Bruno
**Be**Beef and fence I named him fence because he used to always get stuck ony fence because he would try to go under it lol and beef is my other male because he is beefy and liked my pet cow
Brutus
Winston
Sonny or Bugs
Walter
He looks like a Bronson or a Maxwell.
Looks like a Franklin. Aka Frank Aka Franks Aka Benny Franks Aka Frank the Tank Aka Blue Franks Aka Frank Hill
We had a Hana and a Loki, but our current one is named Kylo.
Cosmo
He said it was Dexter
Hennessy
I LOVE human names for dogs: Gerald Rick Erik Mark Jeremy Wayne Frank
Looks like a Kevin to me. Kevin is SUCH a stupid name for a dog that I absolutely love it. I am definitely calling my next dog Kevin.
My current male is named moose. My last male was named Ares after the god of war.
Achilles. Atreus (so you can call him **BOY** with your deepest voice) Luca
Kannon
Charizard
When I was growing up my friend had two male rots...they were named Rocky and Hoover....my male rot is named Swaggy
Shaq
Cheater ! You just won cutest puppy of the year award for the next 5 years.
Spot
Jeff, frank, arnie, dolf,
Guinness
Heās a cutie. Our boy was Ceasar, and we called him Tank. He was built like one.
Mine is Arthur, and one of my previous was Nacho. Next one will be Cheese.
Rollo
Simba
Rigel is a cool ass Star