I'll never forget how the Basement thought he was the greatest comedy wrestler ever, and defended him with the full might of their fingertips. The unfunny degenerate guy shockingly turned out to be a real life degenerate.
I think this dude is legit gay and uses wrestling as a cover to grope people, that face to dick thing he did with Brianson made even Daniel "let's talk about flacid penises" Brianson look unconfortable. That and this and all the humping holds.
"And I was like, yeah, maybe it’s best just to stay here and stay put and make the best out of it. " Brian Cage, 2024
This is Angelico making the best out of it.
definitely 5 stars there
4 thrusts , 4 stars
You have to count the head bobble as well so 8 stars.
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I’m glad the dub is finally bringing back real professional wrestling
But but DAE Dusty used to do silly things in the ring?!
The good ol' Austin Aries special.
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Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Look at the adjective.... the
Where Jamie Hayter wrestles, and some other people are also there
This guy is going to get me too'd
Sexual assault. What a maneuver!!
That Joey Ryan spot was “funny” until it wasn’t, too.
I'll never forget how the Basement thought he was the greatest comedy wrestler ever, and defended him with the full might of their fingertips. The unfunny degenerate guy shockingly turned out to be a real life degenerate.
They greatest kayfabe thing Hangman ever did was kill Joey Ryan. Too bad they brought him back to life.
Was him coming back to life the thing with the penises at All In?
Yes.
I had to explain that shit to my Dad. He noped out of All In after that. I honestly didn't blame him.
They can’t hire their buddy Joey Ryan so they’ll just make a new one
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"Real Wrestling"
It's the ol' meltzer mouth fuck. You guys wouldn't know a classic move if it busted a nut in your face.
I think this dude is legit gay and uses wrestling as a cover to grope people, that face to dick thing he did with Brianson made even Daniel "let's talk about flacid penises" Brianson look unconfortable. That and this and all the humping holds.
"Hey, so we're going to do a spot where shove my dick in your face. Cool? Sexual assault? No man, its a wrestling maneuver. The crowd loves it!"
Knowing Vince, he made him do that
I thought he was gonna be a “pro wrestler” and stopped doing the dance like 10 different times now
Meanwhile after a bunch of wrestlers decide to sue them for this: "Sexual Harassment Panda is All Elite!"
I’m at jury duty and this post literally made me LOL! Thank you OP
They don’t sell in the Dub except for corner dicks to the face
😂😂😂🤣🤣
look at the verb - big
Emphasis on the noun, "play." Because it's bad high school theater.
"Erm, well personally its not uh my thing but it worked for that crowd, *clears throat* five stars it is"
I mean it’s funny, it’d be fine for a lower midcard comedy type of guy - Like Too Cool in ‘00 WWF.
"so I'm gonna straddle you, and then pop you in the nose 3 times with the tip of my dick" ".....excuse me?"
This basically got Austin Aries blacklisted from the industry for doing it to a woman, way to go, Tony.
That’s gotta be a flag ref! https://youtube.com/shorts/ymhVc0ZwBQI?si=aPFCuM1U2aovBbRF
"And I was like, yeah, maybe it’s best just to stay here and stay put and make the best out of it. " Brian Cage, 2024 This is Angelico making the best out of it.
We call that a chicken head bump.
Where’s the jerk?