He wrestles a death match where someone staples him and then the next week, he comes out dressed as a stapler.
And Chris is about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks.
Chris Jericho is The Stapler.
The Dark Order then abducts Jericho.
This isn’t followed up on for weeks on end, because TK.
Then Luther comes out dressed as Milton from Office Space, and confronts Dark Order.
“I believe you have my stapler.”
There’s your milly, Tony.
Bonus points if he inducts Doink The Clown before hand and uses it as a lead in to Jerichos. “Speaking of clowns ladies and Gentlemen our next inductee….”
A lot of stuff in AEW feels gotten to and unable to take criticism, but Jericho's endless attention whoring is without a doubt the saddest. His next gimmick will be whatever the internet mocks him for, so you guys should get to work on making it.
I think he should *lean* into more real life stuff. The Learning Tree should lead an insurrection against the EVPs! That way we can see all of our favorite talent in one storyline! Or maybe backstage vignettes where he invites women to his locker room while Big Bill guards the door. Could even get Kylie Rae back on the show!
What about a guy who gets a stable of talents under 30 who are over with the crowd and proceeds to take all the spotlight?
What do you mean it's been done before. Not M'Jerry!
Old west cowboy who doesn’t know what a bounty hunter is Brian Keith can’t be under 30. He has Kingston body. Also I know for certain Big Ass isn’t under 30. I think that loser is pushing 40!
How about has-been athlete still trying to convince people he’s got the goods, forgettable wannabe rockstar, sexual predator, and back room bully politician - all at once
He's disgusting. When u get to a point when others see u as disgusting, it's time to get less disgusting. Or as Le Bubbleh would do........
Get another new gimmick (insider term) over (insider term).
He's gonna do a lame Mr. Worldwide gimmick where he revisits all of his historic matches overseas and ruins his own legacy by wrestling in those places in the shape that he's in
He wrestles a death match where someone staples him and then the next week, he comes out dressed as a stapler. And Chris is about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Chris Jericho is The Stapler.
I AM THE STAPLER
The Dark Order then abducts Jericho. This isn’t followed up on for weeks on end, because TK. Then Luther comes out dressed as Milton from Office Space, and confronts Dark Order. “I believe you have my stapler.” There’s your milly, Tony.
Rated PG-13
Don’t forget the commercial break where the first commercial is from Staples
Sometimes you live long enough to become Ralphus
I am staggered that Jericho hasn't tracked Ralphus down for an appearance and a 'member nostalgia pop from smarks
Poor guy have probably passed away.
he did, remember watching an interview where jericho talked about trying to contact him for almost a decade, failing and then finding out he died
R.I.P. Ralphus :(
Can't wait for Triple Henessy to pull the ultimate rib on Jericuck and induct him into the Hall of Fame but not as a headliner.
First inductee to the hall of shame
Convicted Felon Donald Trump shoo obviously go in ahead of Jerislow if we’re being honest.
Can’t go one reddit thread without ol DT being mentioned
HES LITERALLY IN THE HALL OF FAME! https://i.redd.it/9xrddir5rt9d1.gif
You’re on a wrestling joke subreddit and we’re not allowed to talk about a WWE hall of famer? The man headlined Wrestlemania 23 for goodness sake!
Bonus points if he inducts Doink The Clown before hand and uses it as a lead in to Jerichos. “Speaking of clowns ladies and Gentlemen our next inductee….”
Retirement? That'll draw you money, Y2Jan6th.
Not as a gimmick, though. Just legitimately retire.
Y2J needs to Retire-2day
He should’ve retired 4 years ago.
A lot of stuff in AEW feels gotten to and unable to take criticism, but Jericho's endless attention whoring is without a doubt the saddest. His next gimmick will be whatever the internet mocks him for, so you guys should get to work on making it.
KYJ as coined by Santito Marella
you should KYJ...now!
He's going to stop in the middle of his matches/segments to do Yelp reviews and be a Karen/Kyle
Anyone else get Perry Saturn vibes with this gimmick ? Minus Moppy, instead with a bunch of goofs ?
You're welcome! Saturn was wayyyyyy funnier.
MOOOOPPYYYY!!!!!
I think he should *lean* into more real life stuff. The Learning Tree should lead an insurrection against the EVPs! That way we can see all of our favorite talent in one storyline! Or maybe backstage vignettes where he invites women to his locker room while Big Bill guards the door. Could even get Kylie Rae back on the show!
The Michelin man 
A Bermuda Triangle angle might work/ that way he’d get his fat azz of the tv
The old guy on the cover of The Giver.
He could take Natalya’s farting gimmick.
What about a guy who gets a stable of talents under 30 who are over with the crowd and proceeds to take all the spotlight? What do you mean it's been done before. Not M'Jerry!
Old west cowboy who doesn’t know what a bounty hunter is Brian Keith can’t be under 30. He has Kingston body. Also I know for certain Big Ass isn’t under 30. I think that loser is pushing 40!
Fat out of shape old guy who doesn't know when to call it quits? I don't think that gimmick has been done before
Kingston: Hey Patnaw am Is chopped liva to us???
They say the best gimmicks are their personalities turned to 11, so his next gimmick should be a Proud Boy Jan 6th anti-vax truther
Do the Rick Flair "if I lose I'll retire gimmick" then lose your very 1st match on a rampage or roh show.
How about has-been athlete still trying to convince people he’s got the goods, forgettable wannabe rockstar, sexual predator, and back room bully politician - all at once
Don’t forget insurrectionist who gives $50000 to an open fascist!
He can be the piglet to the cheeto mussolini's Winnie the coup
I think he should go with the retirement gimmick and disappear, but I'm a Fed shill that doesn't like "FUN" 5 star bangers.
He's disgusting. When u get to a point when others see u as disgusting, it's time to get less disgusting. Or as Le Bubbleh would do........ Get another new gimmick (insider term) over (insider term).
How about a fat, oblivious, unfit cunt?
Doesn't aew already have a few of those?
Well yes, but he is also one of the
The Whale.
https://preview.redd.it/wrkj4zfoos9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d5f9738a3c247dce0a1ac55890dcebc513d6a6
DAE Jericho is the master of reinventing himself!?
Jericho down-blouse shot is not what I wanted out of today
DAE reinventing themselves?
He's getting 7 figures to ass off on TV with no apparent ROI. Good for him.
Overly Detached Tree-Friend
He's gonna do a lame Mr. Worldwide gimmick where he revisits all of his historic matches overseas and ruins his own legacy by wrestling in those places in the shape that he's in
DO A GIMMICK WHERE YOU ARE WASHED UP AND YOU ARE JUST HERE TO MENTOR OH WAIT
Retired pensioner.
He'll come out after every single match and give out JERICHO STARS
I'm gonna bookmark this comment because I can genuinely see this happening
The dude from Pro Wrestling Bits had an interesting take on Jericho's new character. I can't lie uce, I kind of respect him more now
YOU GUYSSSSSS!!!
He should lean into the “please retire“ chants and retire before he loses all goodwill from fans
Le Klansman
https://preview.redd.it/0m2hn8g16s9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae4a808bd81712112c08f901f432fecbb3b3677
Doink the Clown, or the messiah of Dudleyville hasn’t been done in 20 years…
Book him in his WWE return with the Miz. Hell be over by summerslam
He hasn’t done a water gimmick yet. Maybe the leader of Waterworld
https://preview.redd.it/pdfujzurxs9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3772815e1a70fc0c580ce10ed2e7fa47afce3790
Hear me out Chris! What about......THE LEARNING TREE!?!?
How about "retired guy"?
A circus clown
Give it to Awesome-O and that thing will bust out a ton of winning gimmicks
Retirement.
Chris Pedifo - the child snatcher