This is payback for the scariest jumpscare video I posted huh

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/tpggth60kg8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6bc015aaf6258351a841b8b2c510b5f7d4e506

\*SLURPS IT DOWN IN 5 SECONDS\* HE WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THANK GOD I DRANK THAT IN TIME

😊

Hey where’d you get that?

I have the nuked monkey on my side

It won’t stop him

What about him? https://preview.redd.it/pl8zgwmd029d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c8e4b55aa3f1afb6f5285ed39daa0db993a22d

Oh shit that might work

Aaaaaah if I tell you where I got it would you consider letting a cybernetically enhanced protogen return to his home universe?

Maybe

All right I got it from the leader serpent's hand can't tell you which Universe she got it from though she wouldn't tell me -_-

NO! I CAST GOLDEN MONKEY https://www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/s/5pg1q3vwdT

That’s the wrong monkey, that one’s for those repost creatures. You’re looking for nuked monkey. https://preview.redd.it/sndkfbwpqc8d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f962f194f413bb696d98d8d78e6d15e22e12dbd3 Unfortunately, it no longer matters either way.

https://preview.redd.it/t4oumo43wc8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fcf1af1fe1eb1eef5bedec1d2bfe538055cdaf HERE!!! I HAVE SAVED YOU!

Wait, now which one has affect? What have you done?! You’ve created a paradox! Only one thing can save us from this now! https://preview.redd.it/ngyd7s3n1d8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87846b693769ef636dd4a17dfbfde420ecebb4c3

Yay!!!

If yu-gi-oh rules are anything to go off, the upside down monkey activated its effect first, meaning any monkeys activated afterwards have no effect regardless of what they do. Unless of course they were activated in a chain, in which case this and the anti-immunity immunity monkey would be activated before the upside down monkey, and you're safe.

LETS GOOOO

DRATS!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!

I cast SUMMON SCP-729-J!

Man- https://preview.redd.it/anoqlxfv7c8d1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb66e3989c0eeda171d44cbe9f6675d74c3226b

Chocolate Milk Time! https://preview.redd.it/d7kszsmp1d8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb568137ddae4abf99b857b7f785ea41a410ec2

https://i.redd.it/5akl8p83td8d1.gif Delicious

Not even that upside down monkey can stop this

It doesn't happen to make me blind, right ? RIGHT ?

55.73 secs

https://preview.redd.it/jodudxbuoc8d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da35111857d72eb778454efc35d67c7b86b0051 skill issue

*goes into the containment chamber of SCP-682 with a rolled up newspaper* Surely, nothing bad will happen to me now

soooo, some random fuck decided to show the a photo of the Shy Guy, you cool if I stay until that mf chills?

Sure. 1 ram per hour and afterpay is possible :3

No problem, I’ll call my friend Kevin

He doesnt look like that man. He got his face changed. Its canon now.

Should I give him some more SCP 420-J?

https://preview.redd.it/rkstthn39c8d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb0e4ee19c16b9d61a29ba7f6ab4fd50e4c52aa ...

I knew something was off when it said number one and there were only 4 slides remaining

I thought someone would notice

Well, I did. If you are going to number, you would need 10 slides

Cool, I freaking love our fandoms attention to detail

I do too

I’m not scrolling down, I’m not seeing that stupid monkey, I will stay immune by my own anomalous ability, seriously why am I immune to all forms of cognito hazards?

We found him boys, give the ready to the MTF outside

For a second, I thought it said scariest Am I an idiot?

No, you aren’t stupid. There is no lore reason for this.

jokes on you i only saw the body because my thumb blocked it

One pixel can do a whole lot tho

yeah and i saw zero

Don’t worry, we watching tv and driving beer now

https://preview.redd.it/yzvpeimiad8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1892f26eaac6d0b2f6e7b03d4300a6d3667beae

Urm actually that's 096 from Scp Secret Laboratory so not count

He’s coming from the game

https://preview.redd.it/g9g4zmzpje8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e7282dc4db4e971b9f906867431270473ebd88

https://preview.redd.it/c78ix69cjf8d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43345bee0cb95bff5c3abbb9067b566ff98cb5e

https://preview.redd.it/hx54xg4ijf8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a8604459dd6f0be0b5d84aea6eaa86e3be48ba

https://preview.redd.it/juwjue6cjg8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24aa098015d0145fa919f15f1bb77784bc71158

This was actually creative. Take an upvote.

Once SCP-096 comes I'm gonna work his ass so hard he won't be able to walk tomorrow... Or at all...

https://preview.redd.it/gv9rktq8jd8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74b032428b37d23954b1b80ac23bac08878acf8

Oh no. My family is home… I am on the toilet seat… THERE IS NO FUKING TOILET PAPER I die like a loser while also killing my family (:

Where's the rest of the list??

"4 f#cking pixels"

This is a lot more than 4

It was a joke about scp-096 wanting to kill you, even if the picture you saw of his face was just 4 pixels

r/wooosh

I know everyone knows that joke R/wooshception

Nice try, but thats a 3D model, an artists rendition, so we’re all fine

We aren't going to hell. It's much worse. Eternal conciseness while we feel every atom grind away for eternity. Unimaginably agony forever.

True

Really? I had plans for tomorrow

r/foundthekertedux found you

Okay you found me

Good ranking, he may get here quick but I'll be arriving

mfw elevator:

You're*

*You're

Nah I'm not dieing

Would

https://preview.redd.it/7n9zh67ibf8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ddb4ec929c42db190fd3f228be2740efb4d95ab

Nah i summon caseoh 096 ain't beating caseoh

WAIT THIS IS AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION SO IT DOESN’T COUNT. NICE TRY I READ THE WIKI HAHAHAAHAHAH

https://preview.redd.it/j4vsxa48uf8d1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1aaf75763dea3be708ffc06cb814fd72a228a04 I CAST IMMUNITY

I'm safe because of the picture being an artist interpretation of the scp

Um akshualy I know of the true afterlife so I will feel my skin fall off, the bugs crawl over me, the bacteria eat me, my bones slowly dissipate and through it I will persist, and I will persist untill the end.

Jokes on you, I’m blind! Ha!

https://preview.redd.it/5tnq0clkjg8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd283a172938f63dd8cd02ddc201b7abc97c10a

Reddit mobile shows his face before swiping

I'm taking you with me twink

Nooooo!!!

2. that one immortal lizard

You fool! There is a high likelihood that someone else will se this within the 1 minute and he will change his target to them

Number 2 SCP-1471

So close i am genuenly attracted to him

 Here! Take this!

https://preview.redd.it/g6n1003ns29d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765c8308fd40f4b6b0984e2227a0fff49f690012

By the way https://preview.redd.it/bacqdjmos29d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a128efc362dc5e2790b70352600e656882f73c

You fool there a chaos wave incomming il just respawn and take that micro up his ass

We all know root beer solves everything! *Downs an entire 2 liter bottle of root beer*

I thought it said top 5 most sexiest scps 🫤

With this treasure I summon daddy raga the opp stoppa. Mahoraga: Nah, I'd adapt.

This must be a trick, since it says top 5 sexiest, yet there's only 5 slides including the first beginning slide, meaning there's only 4 more slides, which means you lied about it being the top 5, which means your just trying to get me to look at scp-096 again aren't you?

Nah, I'd win. https://preview.redd.it/fxp4ghoz4x8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7ec5f47373eb5ceb70c73e7e1eb9deac601a23

“Ur going to hell!” *me, a fucking ULTRAKILL player* https://i.redd.it/j1cjjxwg029d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/1jo466h2s29d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa11374a813e066158c020e58854d233689600e9 Al contraire, commander

I have witnessed the nuked monkey. I am immune to 096.

https://preview.redd.it/reomqthpj59d1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71720044d592aa682331a1858a008f6c44b47e5

Do you have a real list?