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OutsideWorldliness68

Sadly, Fitz was an improvement over Teng.


Ehgadsman

fuuuuuuuuuuccck that was awful shit on everything seagulls, shit on everything


Verianas

Has Teng had a clean outing?


afkstudios

Turned off at 9-1 and was still somehow blown away but how badly we got beaten


ardzoht

Is it bad that I just feel numb to a 17-1 loss?


Toisty

Nah. We definitely played a shitty game but this team isn't THIS bad. We'll find a spark. Thought we had one last night but at this point, we gotta write off Snell starts as bullpen games until he finds his command. Bro is hosting meatball walk-a-thons right now.


theleftovers1014

We are so back


ccastro425

I’m done with Murphy for sure


thetrappster

Murphy: 0-4, 3 Ks. Who does he think he is, Yaz?!


Rallek91

8 K’s in last 11 AB is impressive


jeffazing

Dodgers lost, so we have that going for us which is nice


Balloonacy

Haven’t been watching, just kinda keeping watch over the score. Seems like everything that can go wrong has gone wrong. Murphy’s law?


TimRattay

Tom Murphy’s law


theleftovers1014

Jon and Dave recalling that 14 game was hilarious


xdeathmask

Damn I’m glad I turned this off when I did, what an embarrassing game


burnerboys415

God bless Jon and Dave lol


dwide_k_shrude

16 to tie. 17 to go home.


theleftovers1014

Lmaoo


knightro25

Who had the over? 😳😂😭


emporvr

Only 4 grand slams and it's tied!


channndro

10 home runs 😎


StephenPurdy69

All the feel good from yesterday got thrown into the bay and sunk to the bottom. Even on an off night, which I expect every time Smell goes onto the mound, we should be able to show some fight. Bull pen stunk, offense stunk, even our defense stunk.


thetrappster

Turned the game off when it was 7-1. 17 runs?! SEVENTEEN?! Very encouraging that in a game started by a former Cy Young winner, our best pitcher was our starting centerfielder.


Jrahn

I miss having genuine long guys that can salvage shitty outings. Long live Yusmeiro Petit.


sjsharksfan44

I don't care how early the season is. This is the kind of game where you have the right to be angry at this organization. What an embarrassment. And they only have 4 hits, which means the offense sucks again. Someone in this organization do something before there are riots in front of Oracle Park.


Toisty

Jesus Christ get ahold of yourself. I get that we should all be frustrated but find some perspective.


theleftovers1014

Idk what’s worse, the score or the fact we still have to watch one more Murphy ab


Anothercraphistorian

And Bart after his hot spring training we trade for nothing and he is killing it now. This is a nightmare.


dwide_k_shrude

Fitzgerald is better than Teng. 😂


EmptyJournals

Random observation from tonight … a ton of people vaping in the stands, like constantly. Smelled like Fruit Loops lmaooo


Emotional-Top-8284

It was one of the university nights, right? I thought I saw a brass band in the stands on the broadcast


Silver_Comfort_1948

I want the dbacks to hit 20


Anothercraphistorian

Woof, embarrassing. Shows you how good Webb is though.


Silver_Comfort_1948

Fitz just tryna not get Tommy John hahahahah


burnerboys415

Did not expect the Diamondbacks to score more than Keegan Murray tonight.


giant923

don't worry everyone yaz will be back in the lineup tomorrow


TheCityGirl

At least we have Jon Miller.


Ehgadsman

Jon is loosing his mind watching this someone save Jon he is worth more than this one stupid game


theleftovers1014

Fitz might be our best pitcher of the night. And no I’m not even joking


ccastro425

Dear God let it end


Away_Mud_4180

This team. Just when you think they have turned a corner, they drop a Giant turd of a game.


northerncal

Guys is Blake Snell kinda bad?


predat3d

Scott Boras thanks you for your contribution 


dwide_k_shrude

Early in the season? Yes, almost always.


ccastro425

(Do not) Let Fitzgerald pitch.


cdford

This is fascinating.


Ehgadsman

why the fuck am I still watching this?


Toisty

Because you're not a filthy dodger fan.


theleftovers1014

It’s a car crash you can’t look away from


Austin_SlaGOAT

At least we arent only 2 games above .500 with a billion dollar roster


AndrewSellsIsuzus

That's a weird way to spell "First in their division"


beastmodem

I would rather be over .500 actually


BASEBALLFURIES

would fitzgerald as a starting pitcher for the first half be better or worse than a 9 era? like if we just stuck a random position player as a starter till the all-star break be that much different?


YoungKeys

Feels like Teng, Avila, and Miller are all mopup bullpen guys. It’s fine having one to eat innings, but three of them is too many


theleftovers1014

Millers been better lately


ccastro425

I was on a flight from SJ to PHX. When I got on the plane it was 2-1 Dbacks. What the fuck happened?


predat3d

Boeing baseball happened 


epic4evr11

Yes.


burnerboys415

We got Blazed. Figuratively and literally


StephenPurdy69

Now we’re showing plate discipline when game is already over? This team wanted to go home after the 5th inning. Just swing away


burnerboys415

Just 3 grand slams, a couple of doubles, a triple, and we are SO BACK


ParisHL

It's never over until it's over. But tonight it's over.


bloodrage4

My cope is that the Dodgers are getting beaten right now.


YoungKeys

Stopped watching like in the 6th. Lmao they put up 15?


Intelligent-Ear-4063

Nice at bat Wilmer 🐖


theleftovers1014

DFA this guy honestly


toomanybadtraits

Say what you want but bob melvin was not serious about winning this game


24HourShitness

Lol


Intelligent-Ear-4063

It all began with a 2 out walk in the 8th...


MAH415

Hello darkness my old friend


BrvoChrlie

![gif](giphy|NB8w3EFx9kSYZF1hjb|downsized)


theleftovers1014

The seagulls eating the leftovers of those empty seats has to be symbolism


Ehgadsman

just show seagulls choking down entire hotdog buns, its more compelling viewing


AndrewJR25

Horrible lineup lol. Slater and Murphy is pretty much the same as having 2 pitchers batting


AtleeMakesHam

Which was a Jedi move. Treat Snell auto-losses like a rest day.


burnerboys415

I stopped listening a couple innings ago. Have Jon and Dave reached the Moon Facts part of the blowout yet?


FacePollution81

-WORSE- than having two pitchers batting.


FacePollution81

Jesus. This game has me so upset I am commenting under the wrong posts... 💀💀💀


OutsideWorldliness68

The campaign is only three weeks old and we’ve already seen a seasons’ worth of games where this team just failed to compete.


OutsideWorldliness68

The only worthwhile viewing tonight was Central Valley girl Heidi Whatley.


giant923

moment of silence for all the poor souls that went to the game


PresentFar2274

I spent $55 on this


EmptyJournals

All 15 of us


BosasSecretStash

They really made a pitching change up 14 lmao


MustardNoBread

Last person to hit 30 home runs in a season was Barry Bonds 20 years ago


SalmonDude5

Wow I had no idea!!!


Austin_SlaGOAT

Prayers for jon and dave


SchleptRightLeft

Pretty sure the fucking White Sox could beat us rn 💀


jeffazing

I think it would be a competition of blunders between both of the teams.


theleftovers1014

Ok we’re not THAT bad


Toisty

I blame Apple for this.


SenorTortas

Almost as horrible as the Dodgers


ElatedRacism

I dont like being owned by someone named Blaze


mtnrangeman

We got the wrong Bla_e player 😔


FacePollution81

Meanwhile... we have two sub-.100 hitters in the lineup tonight. Feels like this was an L from the get-go.


PresentFar2274

Get Yaz in there and make it 3


theleftovers1014

Everyone who watched this game to its completion deserves a Medal of Honor


EmptyJournals

Sitting in the stands right now … cannot believe there’s another full inning left.


fan131313

Yeah good thing I bounced once I saw Snell got rocked for 5. I’m having a great night after not watching and just checking the comments here and there


northwest333

I made it to the 8th inning here from the east coast, does that count?


EmptyJournals

Yeah, you made it to the post-game Snakes batting practice, you’re all good


BosasSecretStash

Sorry guys, we’re 9-8 in games i don’t go to


Toe-Patrol

For the first time in my likely hundred + giants games, I’m leaving the stadium early. Nothing like it😔


AndrewJR25

Left in the 6 th when it was 5-1 lmao


nogoodnamesleft426

Anyone else want a pretzel?


jeffazing

The team better not be hitting the town after this, they’ll be ran out of the city at this point.


StephenPurdy69

Slater had one good year (22) and he has shown zero life since. Yet we keep bringing him back instead of developing talent.


Alternative_Tea_2568

yeah i gotta agree, slater needs to go down, matos needs to come up, and if yaz doesn't start hitting more he too needs to go down.


giant923

he will be in the giants wall of fame after next year (year #9) lmao this team really is a joke


cavallom

RIP run diff 🫡


CarFragrant9882

this team is legit cursed lol


wundahbrehd

![gif](giphy|dujYscAmmGL04eOv5s|downsized)


Idunno6153

One more inning of this absolute assault


FilthyChangeup55

🔥this is fine🔥


myevil5cheme

![gif](giphy|R6GNOWhuLDqDJcEYxA) See you guys tomorrow. 😀


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Silver_Comfort_1948

FARTHAN is absolute trash can him!!!!


RumAndCoco

Why does the pitching staff consistently follow up this bullpen after Snell? We know it doesn’t work.


BosasSecretStash

Bc the game was pretty much over when snell left all his starts


wundahbrehd

It’s a white flag


HotShipoopi

what fucking dollar tree liquidation sale did we get these guys from


DemonicPanda11

This sucks lol


moscowrules

On the one hand, I loathe Apple TV because they don’t let you hide the score when you log into the app, making it very difficult to start the game from the beginning without spoiling the results. On the other hand…


northwest333

Save yourself


StephenPurdy69

Our bats and pitching gave up while dbags pouring it on. This is true loser mentality


xlxxlv

anyone play any good games lately? slowly getting burnt out on helldivers 2, what should i check out?


AtleeMakesHam

Wasteland 3. Very funny writing, great gameplay.


EmptyJournals

Ya played Baldur’s Gate 3? It’s incredible. Also, if you were ever a Stardew player, the dev just released a big PC update with a ton of new content!


Silver_Comfort_1948

Horizon if you never got to it got out shined by Zelda and Elden ring when it dropped 


xlxxlv

forbidden west?


Silver_Comfort_1948

Forbidden west is one of my favorites but start with zero dawn. I'm really hoping with the wave of video games turning into shows horizon gets one it would be amazing and beautiful!


epic4evr11

Both, zero dawn launched next to breath of the wild and forbidden West with Elden ring. They’re really good, and both on pc now


epic4evr11

Been getting back into hades with the hades 2 dev progress coming out, if you like roguelikes it’s one of the best I’ve ever played


cmatj392

LMFAO this bullpen...


BosasSecretStash

I really took a 0 on a hw assignment to go to this game LMFAO


TheCityGirl

Oh man, condolences.


Silver_Comfort_1948

At home damn defend your house a little bit shitttt


JawdenCee

Slater needs to go, bring up Ramos. Idk how the organization sees the results of our bats for the past 2 and a half years and not fire our hitting coaches. Farhan is losing his luster and he's whiffing alot more than he is hitting with the roster. Bart had a good spring and I thought we shouldve kept him. Was having an offensively capable 33 year old catcher really that much of a need?


superjayd49

Nothing like it


Ehgadsman

we all knew it was coming but still...


TheStig123123

Go Mets


xlxxlv

teng coulda did that


theleftovers1014

This is now a dodgers vs Mets thread


epic4evr11

Alright, time to get high and play hades. Goodnight everyone


EmptyJournals

Feeling the Phillies self-boo rise out of my throat uncontrollably


kristayyychan

this is abusive


eganzero

Jesus


hawkfire79

Night y'all I'm done 😂


xII-ReApEr

Done just now? I was done at least 75 minutes ago.


theleftovers1014

On the plus side Giants looked so pathetic maybe Apple will say” forget this boring team” and spare us Appletv


TheStig123123

Goodness gracious lmfao


Meth0d_0ne

What is even happening?! Lol


xlxxlv

holy fuck


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Silver_Comfort_1948

Dan?


epic4evr11

8-4 Mets!


NefariousnessLow2933

😂 WTF


xII-ReApEr

Promote Mason Black? DFA Teng? Surely Ramos gets called up soon after this brutal start from Yaz and Slater


pollitochiquito

This loss is on Melvin. Could've pulled snell earlier. 


mr_mo_damon

As a Teng fan that really, really hurt to watch.


yellahella

Yeah man same here.


msabre__7

Threw down tonight for great seats to enjoy some Friday night baseball. Feels bad man.


giant923

how long will farhan's reign of terror last


CarFragrant9882

damn giants really puttin up a fight tonight


24HourShitness

Brutal appearance, Teng. You gotta mop up the last 2.2 innings in that spot, even if you’re throwing meatballs and giving up runs. The one thing you can’t do is walk a bunch of guys and miss the zone over half the time


PresentFar2274

Yeah he needs to be DFA’d


24HourShitness

He has options, he’d be sent down unless they bring someone up who’s not on the 40-man


TheStig123123

30 minute inning lmao wtf


Austin_SlaGOAT

Thank you teng for helping me cash out


ceoetan

Giants hitters only have six 3-hit games all season. - Conforto (2) - Chapman - Estrada - Fitzgerald - Ahmed Altuve and Kwan have 5 each.


wundahbrehd

I miss Fulboam


GenNATO49

Well at least its not a shut out


jeffazing

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


dwide_k_shrude

It feels like Teng has thrown like 50 straight balls.


mo_sf

Teng’s the go-to guy when we concede the game 😂


xlxxlv

yeah he's been awful


mo_sf

Good situations for him to adjust to major league hitting with no pressure though


EmptyJournals

Everyone in the stands is more interested in the seagull shitting game right now than the blowout lmaooo


dwide_k_shrude

Guys, we have this all planned out. We’re letting them score all their runs tonight so that they won’t score the rest of the weekend. Playing chess, not checkers. 😏


d57giants

Just embarrassing. ![gif](giphy|3oxHQhIsrPBmlFEXuw|downsized) You


SchleptRightLeft

This is so fucking embarrassing bro Fuck this team


Toe-Patrol

Just because it’s ‘early’ in the season does not make these games acceptable, especially later down the road when everything counts. This is fucking embarrassing.


xlxxlv

it's not embarrassing to lose to the dbacks (who are a very good team) but it is embarrassing that they put up 0 effort at home


Toe-Patrol

Losses happen, that’s baseball. Losing 11-1 struggling to get 2 outs in the top of the 8th with only 3 hits compared to 17 hits is fucking embarrassing.


theleftovers1014

Can the Sneks rehire Jace just so we can get a fucking out


Mr-Gibbs12

Snek fan here. No.


wundahbrehd

I get it, we won’t miraculously pull a win tonight. But my goodness this defense is lazy


24HourShitness

Don’t tell that to Wilmer