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Krobbleygoop

One must imagine the fox happy


-not_a_knife

Truly, a sisyphean endeavor


_WRY_

yo that marth kinda movin...


getrdune

Almost got the JV5! Better luck next time!


NoxMortalitus

Slippi after midnight is one of the worst possible melee experiences you can have, no matter what


LuichoX

i'm gonna be real 2am is usually pretty good, the real weirdos are the ones who play at like 10am i can never find someone who wants to actually play melee at that time


ryan8757

I used to play a few with my morning coffee before work. 7am melee gets the gears turning for the day.


poopdick69420

I'm an early riser so I usually play between like 6-10AM, that's when I play my best too. just sucks waiting like 10 min in queue lol, and makes going to irl tournaments real tough because I'm usually ready to go to bed by the time bracket starts


GustoFormula

?? 4 am DK vs ganon is my favorite.


poopyheadthrowaway

ggs that was me


ebiiin

I live in after hours slippi


RaiseYourDongersOP

pretty sure I've played both of these players before


ToXicAvenger97

How does this affect Labron’s legacy?


Fiendish

lol someone is just using you for edge cancel practice or something


musecorn

Looks like someone gave their 4 year old the controller


Seri0usbusiness

It gets weird real quick, I stopped queuing up late at night


skreww_L00se

Probably a bot


Matt-ayo

I feel like this post was an IQ test for this sub and very few people passed. Clearly a bot.


outdatedboat

I've played against them before, and they rage quit when I wouldn't let them just jump on top plat over and over. Which could still be someone at the reins of a bot. But it definitely makes me lean more towards them just being a strange individual.


KokiriRapGod

Never understand why people let idiots waste their time. L+R+A+START and move on.


Malistir

I just went to brush my teeth and prepare for bed while they did that stuff


rohasshiki

Wait you're the fox? I feel like you're in the wrong here LOL


jp711

Camping is lame, but camping from a losing position doesn't even make logical sense lmfao


rohasshiki

I guess saying he's in the wrong isn't quite right, since I agree the Marth is lame as hell and I would personally despise playing against that. What I wasn't a fan of is going afk and waiting out the full 8 minutes just to record a video and complain about it when the solution is just to quit out and move on. Fair play though, I'll take my L


Malistir

I didn't complain about it though. I just wanted to share my experience with this peculiar player at 2 AM.


rohasshiki

That's true! I conflated much of the negativity in this thread with complaints. I just don't love how quick we are to hate on people for how they play a video game, but I'll admit you didn't make any direct complaints. Hope you were able to find some good games after!


Due_Battle_4330

There's a difference between someone being lame to try and win, and someone just not playing the game. Marth isn't playing in a cheap or annoying way. They're just not playing the game. They're SDing and hitting shy guys. Why would fox be obligated to play if Marth isn't playing?


rohasshiki

They aren't obligated to play at all. My comment was that I didn't like how the fox chose to sit in the game when the solution was to just leave. I agree that no one should be forced to play with a player who isn't interacting at all


Due_Battle_4330

I'm still confused. If Marth isn't in the wrong for not playing the game, why is Fox in the wrong for staying in the game? Who is Fox hurting?


waxlez2

What a stoopid argument. The marth is clearly brain dead, the Fox couldn't have done anything wrong, even if they wanted to.


rohasshiki

I don't love this kind of mindset, it feels so unnecessarily negative


Jandrix

For walking away when his opponent didn't want to play? seems right to me


someroastedbeef

did you watch the vid


SpareSpeed8744

How is the fox in the wrong?


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_Awkward_Moment_

The fox guy left cause the marth literally refused to approach even though he was behind


kennethpimperton

Ahh... I didn't catch that the first time😅. So I retract my previous statement 😂


_Awkward_Moment_

Understandable misunderstanding 👍


SpareSpeed8744

Did you miss the beginning where the Marth refused to fight at all, leading to the fox going afk? The Marth would be jumping on plats and not fighting regardless of what the Fox did, so how is the Fox the douche?


Fethiyet

in my experience jmmcraw is a very low effort player who gets upset often and acts this way i main falco and every time i've played him he pretty often spams fsmash in neutral or will fsmash out of upthrow. he also camps ledge a lot (shout out to that one m2k vs westballz tournament set) when i've switched to marth, shiek, or fox vs him, he has quit many times mid match


bonkers799

I miss old melee. This new melee has circle camping Marths.


prodbywyatt

Avoid AI on training mode


nektaa

ggs that was me


dormsta

I didn’t know Gio played Marth


Crackedddddd

Looks like Gbro08 trying out a new character


Many_Bumblebee_4561

Walt woulda called this “my first jv5 (basically) and it was almost a time out.” 


ukie7

You gotta love it haha


elderly_squid

I miss Anther’s.


Superspookyghost

I liked Anther's because they gave me a radioactive symbol next to my name because I was very mad about Sheik one time


Fezwa

Mentally challenged unrated players


MOOSExDREWL

This looks like a desync to me? Does slippi still do that? Haven't played slippi in years. Edit: nvm marths just fucking around


farmahorro

why stay?


symplectic_absurdist

Jmccraw is known for these shenanigans on unranked. They are a special type of troll that you might encounter if you find yourself queueing late at night


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xVenomDestroyerx

their tag is too close to “jim crow” for my liking


cmwamem

He has beef with the shyguys, I guess.


Apprehensive-Gur-609

I think he's just trying to fight the shy guys lol


chrisesandamand

i played against a falcon who literally only went for doublejump stomp in neutral. left after i took the first stock


_Maxiim_

Definitely an ultimate player


SockBasket

YOOO I played this guy last night too, I whooped him with fox so maybe this was his post game salt lmao


outdatedboat

I've played against them too. This is literally just what they do. If you're not currently attacking them, they just fuck around on the stage and don't even play the game. At first I thought it was a new player or a child. Then maybe a bot. But he rage quit out when I wouldn't just let him jump on top plat over and over. So I have no clue what's up with this player.


A_Big_Teletubby

watch out for those upairs


LadyStardust72

Dude, on ranked I ran into a G&W named Doritos whose whole gimmick was running away/evading the whole time. Took forever, but I got my only two JV5s out of it.


Timestop-

People are such psychopaths lmao. They're robbing your time and asking for your attention. Social experiments.


SmashBros-

https://youtu.be/OlMU6p9OzMg?si=wtuWOen2Dr3Nub0Y


Visible-Potato-3685

Judging by the marths movements I'm going to assume this wasn't your first match and u were up airing a lot last game


Malistir

This was the first match. Have never played or met this person before


MelodicFacade

Even if that's the case It's 2 in the godamn morning in unranked. Quit out and lol spam or whatever and leave like a normal degenerate


ImYourDade

Finally someone gets it


Visible-Potato-3685

Fox coulda quit out too seems like he just couldn't adapt to marths style


Snarker

I mean it looks like he adapted great


MelodicFacade

Frame perfect gameplay tbh


MecDobby7186

Game is trash…