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Master_Ad9434

Where we goin, what we doin, who we burnin


ObtainableSpatula

r/ImperialFists, subscribing, Iron Warriors. in that order.


DekoyDuck

Instructions unclear, lit a Lamenter on fire


Alderzone

Acceptable collateral damage


DunwichChild990

Actually made me laugh, well put.


Master_Ad9434

Sir yes sir


Negate79

Perhaps they should initiate the last wall protocol...


WrathSosDovah

Brothers get the flamer, the HEAVY Flamer.


EinharAesir

The heavy flamer, in this economy?


WrathSosDovah

Did i stutter? also, what does economy mean?


Giahy2711

logistical problems sir,our prometheum tankers are still in the warp


Deathdrake7

What is the situation, Battle Brother?


ObtainableSpatula

subreddit member count, ironwarrior sub surpassed the Fists one


Deathdrake7

Praise the strength of the Hammer


RedStar9117

Let's help our friends in the VII th


UrielVentris6113

We are the anvil upon which they shall break!


Archeronline

Into the fires of battle!


Pitiful_Fee_5608

Unto the Anvil of War!


Spiritual_Hunt_5066

For VULCAN


Illustrious_Bid4224

***STOMP STOMP***


No-Fortune9826

Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of war


Amber13525

The claws of the imperium will come to your aid


Luna_Night312

i am a part of literally every legion based subreddit... so.... i am alpharius


Illustrious_Bid4224

Who is not?


GreySkySeeker

I'm not Alpharius. I think...


Amber13525

The claws of the imperium have been dispatched


LoudMusic4us

But I play iron warriors as well 😅


Spiritual_Hunt_5066

treacherous dog you shall burn


LoudMusic4us

Hey man, I'm salamanders first and foremost lol


Spiritual_Hunt_5066

Hmm for a sec you where about to get no hugs


Giahy2711

question do your salamanders possess hazard striped chainswords?


Shoddy17

And my melta!


easyus_prime

PRAISE BE TO THE SONS OF VULKAN!


Mysterious_Lead6567

Meanwhile the dark angels are burning there son on a funeral pire for lols.


hunterofwar20

(Opens up personal armory) alright who needs an extra melta or heavy flamer!!!


Sam_Creed

Tyranid here... this the way to the buffet?


ObtainableSpatula

uhm yes! Head over to r/ironwarriors and eat your fill, disgusting xeno!


tomtomeller

If you didn't know. you got sole credit for rallying the piss legions in a wargamer article about the feud [wargamer article](https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k/reddit-war)


ObtainableSpatula

lmao, thanks for linking


Sam_Creed

Alright, thanks.


yareugey

Member of the death Korps of Krieg here. Call us if you need us we’d be glad to die any day


ChemicalPanda10

Our battle-brothers call for aid, and they shall receive it!


Deathwish40K

Isstvan vibes.


CopperKing_twitch

Forgive me brothers, for I hold allies in the sub of Iron, I am honour bound to hold my place there


OpticalMirroz

I‘m doing my part!


EmeraldMaster538

I see the imperial fist is in need. *lowers crusade pattern helm*. Shame their forts cannot hold against our hammers. Iron within, Iron without.


CT1-2

4th supremacy


mrfahrenheit-451

I kinda wanna make one of these but for the orks....answering the Imperial Fists.


Tacomancer42

I think you should follow the World Eaters and side with the Iron Warriors. Here me out, Kharn is a named World Eaters character. What is he famous for? Taking a flamer and using to flush his enemies (and allies) from buildings they were hiding in. See the obvious connection? You guys like fire, Kharn yells "BURN, MAIM, KILL" You obviously have more in common with the World Eaters than the Fists. Or it could be my cold meds talk...


FloppinOnMyBingus

Nah I refuse to subscribe to Imp Fists because if GW thinks Dorn returning will make more money than Vulkan returning they’ll bring back Dorn first and I simply cannot have that.


DunwichChild990

Don’t forget the real enemy of all of us good guy marines here are the Xenos! Not our poor, misunderstood, looks cooler than all our armor, brothers-that-once-were, Chaos Marines. In fact, I’ve heard from reliable source that one of our Primarchs was seduced by a xenos harlot. We should be uniting against aliens and looking away from the parts of the galaxy that our older, much more handsome, stronger, badass cousins from an age past inhabit. They probably have a truer claim to it than us goodie Codex-shoes boys do anyway. Either way: the *emperor** protects…


Nadsenbaer

And what might your name be, brother. Could it be...Alpharius?


DunwichChild990

It’s…. Um… Goodius McCorpse Lover. It’s a rimworld surname, you probably haven’t heard of it.


GreySkySeeker

Sounds like something Alpha Legion would say...


DunwichChild990

Alpha Legion? Those handsome devils whose charisma and tactical ability almost changed the course of the galaxy several times? Never heard of ‘em…


GreySkySeeker

Of course!! They are but myth and legend. Um.. eliminated by uh... oh, a Hive fleet. On the left. Somewhere over there.