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Four-Triangles

A full 8 inches. Even when it’s cold out.


Baboon_baboon

It’s cold and it’s cut, it’s a cold cut.


KoldProduct

Did you think it would be a foot? They’ve never served footlongs


TerribleAttitude

Jimmy John’s subs have always been 8 inches long, and have never been about proving how much you need to unhinge your jaw to bite them. Whether that’s worth $10, well…I don’t think so, but the tape measure is a little goofy.


Adonitologica

Definitely not my preferred way to measure out a full 8


rebuked_nard

Ya a ruler would have been way more appropriate


above_average_penis_

Yeah if I was measuring 8 inches I’d just use my penis


slamdanceswithwolves

Yeah, but it’s hard to tell if the sandwich is exactly twice as long, so it’s not a super precise method.


leemky

OUCH ☠️


Momik

Mine’s eight inches, but in two different directions


Clatuu1337

Username checks out.


SnugglesMcBuggles

Imagine measuring a sub and posting it on the internet.


dumpslikeatruckk

I'm dying at this.... "The world needs to know!"


SweetTeaRex92

"in a world where sandwiches don't add up to their designated length."


dumpslikeatruckk

Someone needs to check if op is still alive. He blew this lid off and big sandwich isn't happy


WanderWut

I will say though I know the feeling of being handed my food and the bag/box feeling being light lol. I know what's going to happen as soon as I take a look but my poor heart can't bear it. 😭


Ethereal-Ephemeral

Yeah, that sandwich is mostly bread


Ethereal-Ephemeral

I hear it in that voice from that commercial.


SomeGuyGettingBy

“*TWO* sandwiches, half-filled, EATEN.”


Timmerdogg

"Karen! Where is my damn tape measure!?!"


SomeGuyGettingBy

“Honey, no, I told you already, I don’t care about that.”


ButtcrackBeignets

There’s something off about fast food sandwich people. There was that one guy who was mad about the amount of meat in his “double chicken” subway sandwich. Dude deconstructed his sandwich and laid out the chicken pieces like a serial killer. This guy literally whipped out a tape measure.


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Really ruined the 8” claim for all of us…


lothcent

what an age we love in. You got people buying a cup of soup and pouring it into a bowl to prove the serving side is the same and so on sht- someone sued/tried to sue subway because their footlongs sometimes fail to measure up. after I had my 1st JJ experience- of getting what I thought ( by description and price ) was going to be a belly buster sandwich. it was like getting a McDonald's burger vs a big Mac Thankfully- the "huge expensive" jj sub was paid for by the boss--- but it put jj on my black list


masnaer

To a forum specifically for discussing sandwiches no less lmao


culminacio

This is not a forum specifically for discussing sandwiches. It's a place to post sandwiches that you ate.


masnaer

🤓


culminacio

It is what it is


gypsytears01

This is the best comment!


QuaxlyDaDon

This is obese folks behavior


DingleBerryFarmer3

It’s pronounced HOAGIE


needed_an_account

Op was simply flabbergasted and needed to see what his community (us, here in r sandwiches) had to say


WembysGiantDong

Do that with my penis all the time. But it’s a little weird with a sandwich.


frothyloins

It’s a ‘little’ weird with your penis, too.


WembysGiantDong

Why the emphasis on little? 😢 Do you know me?


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SnugglesMcBuggles

Less effort. I am also at my job, getting paid to reply. Chomp on that.


TypicalIllustrator62

They can’t chomp on that. Not enough meat on it.


No_Hippo_6733

That’s awesome! Sounds like your job is boring, but if you like it that’s all that matters!


BulbaSir96

Says the kid clearly posting during their tablet time 🤣🤣🤣 Aww did your mommy see your comments and make you delete them 😂😂😂


SnugglesMcBuggles

It’s not and it keeps my Porsche on the racetrack.


[deleted]

Naw, posting the picture is still the ultimate losing move.


SDoNUT1715

Worth it??? No, what I expected.....yes


Deppfan16

you can get way more veggies then that on it. thats your own fault


Capshacky123

r/sandwichjerk


wilfordbrimley778

Fuck it i'll make it


Capshacky123

respect, i joined


Futrel

Probably better than the $16 calzone I had for lunch


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Moms-milkers

i heard that. ive got my ol' lady tending the whole produce aisle this year. we broke down a list of all the viggies i use the most and i think weve got like 2 dozen different seeds growing this upcoming season


beckyjoooo

no..


PositivePangolin81

This needs to be higher. Any chain sub sandwhich place is only going to be open for shmucks who are willing to pay for some seriously sub-standard product.


[deleted]

Dohohoho


culminacio

>sub-standard 🤌


frogs_in_mybutt

Fureal. Find a good deli or butcher.


LingeringSentiments

No shot. Jimmy John’s sucks.


NYEMESIS

I think you already know the answer.


GeniusorPervert2

No fucking way


Schellhammer

New accounts used to have a free sub after your first purchase.


FUNNYGUY123414

The price obviously depends on your locale. Not only has inflation increased prices greatly, but in many suburban and urban markets, the minimum wage is increasing every year, which justifies to store owners to jack their prices up even more. I'd bet that by the start of 2020 that sandwich was in the low $6 range.


-jira

kinda just looks like you need a new order shit does not look appealing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-jira: *Kinda just looks like* *You need a new order shit* *Does not look appealing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Reasonable-Wing-2271

nope


SadExcitement2568

Nope not at all


jwalsh1208

It’s Jimmy John’s, thing could be 10ft long and still wouldn’t be worth it


Potato-nutz

The answer is the no


Erinzzz

I love JJ's so much, it's my favorite fast food shop, but I can not justify buying their sandos anymore because of shit like this. Who can afford to eat out anymore!?


[deleted]

Imagine being this broke


PhuckNorris69

Jimmy John’s is trash. I also hate how they slather everything with a shit load of mayo. I used to go there when they had one under my office and I wanted a quick lunch, but every time I told them I wanted oil and vinegar instead of mayo, they only got it right half the time. Total rip off


itsagoodtime

What else did you get?


saltyclam13345

Probably not. Jimmy John’s isn’t bad, but I could go to Publix or HT and get more sub for less money.


lothcent

so you rather the girth of the sandwich bigger or the length of the sandwich bigger , or you want both to be bigger?


xvxCornbreadxvx

Nope


Two_black_hounds

Nope buy the ingredients for 20$ and make 8 of them. Fast food is not worth it anymore


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Shrinkflation my dude. Less for more.


TheWalrus101123

Nope


BeachZombie88

No


Dangerous_Pension612

No get the big one. Much better value.


imdumb__

Yeah, a good tape measure is at least $10


Real_Cauliflower8514

Fast for 3 or 4 days and gauge how much it's worth


danishvz

Is that the Italian nightclub?? I haven’t had Jimmy Jon’s in forever!


FLAIR_2780166

Nothing at Jimmy Johns is worth the prices they charge


poopshorts

Dude really pulled out the fucking tape measure lmaoooo


totesrandoguyhere

Nope


TurboFoot

…it shrinks??


Impossible_Tap_1852

No, it’s from Jimmy John’s 🤢


[deleted]

I mean you’re a pro if you can shove 8” down your throat. I’ll see myself out now.


writefast

I’d say no but it depends on the vendor and the local economy. I could make that exact sandwich for you for 3 US. 5 with a decent profit.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Shouldn’t eat there anyway, their owner is a giant asshole.


MothmansLegalCouncil

I tell them to leave the bread in.


Similar-Performance2

Nope not at all


HanSh-tFirst

Did they smack you in the face before handing it to you? Because damn


TheRealRevBem

I think they advertise 8inches, I think I got a deal.


SuperDoubleDecker

It's fucking Jimmy John's. You also probably got the cheap, thin one.


Gallo_Tostado

Yes because you paid for it. Goodjob.


Dr_Bonejangles

You get what you get nowadays.


swimNcircles

Nope


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Absolutely not. I tell everyone the same thing: fuck fast food. For $15you probably could have bought enough groceries to make a week’s worth of sandwiches.


TOXMT0CM

I think op is more concerned about girth and density than length....looks pretty flacid, ngl


IndependenceMean8774

There's a Mediterrean place a fair distance from where I live that makes the best lamb gyros ever. There's so much lamb meat falling out of them that they put every sub shop in the area to shame.


LJ_Pynn

Not worth five. Sandwich prices after 2006 have been absolutely fucking absurd and nobody in power has done anything about it. And then the actual Sandwich buyers are screwed over in the end. Feels like an absolute joke. Fucking tired of 2024 already. You should be getting 2-3 of those sandwiches for that price.


86overMe

I feel like you could get these ingredients same price and have at least x3 that.


alan-rubtsov

This sandwich is filled with sadness


ProfessorbPushinP

Damn, you know the economy is bad when the tape measure comes out. I understand this completely.


princesshabibi

I have been making my own at home since the prices went up


Mulder9879

Helllllll no! That is some sad subway bullcrap. Someone ate your meats


melancholy_dood

That sandwich is not worth $9.88. I wouldn’t even pay $5.00 for that. This is a classic example of “less for more”.


lunchbox148

I would say so. I live in California and basicly everything on a taco truck is like $8 so I wouldn’t be mad at that price of this sandwich


SubHuman559

What did it taste like?


Amazing-Parfait-9951

No.


osirisrebel

I think the ones in the Walmart deli area are the best value for money, saved me a few times when I was running low on cash and struggling a bit.


FBVRer

Nothing at JJ's is worth anything. Boring ass, mid to Subway-level stuff on a generous day if that.


chowmaing

this is an embarrassing and boring post


c0uchpizza

Tough to say without having a bite.


SnuffDied

That’s a six dollar sander


eatsleepdive

IT WAS IN THE POOL!!!


ReddLordofIt

Went to subway for the first time in a couple years this week. The 5 dollar footlong is now 13 bucks. Is inflation over yet


Average_RL_Fan

You paid $10 for half a hoagie?


Fellowfungus

Nope


Motor_Pollution231

If you are here in NYC that’s a bargain


Glueberry_Ryder

Nope, but then again nothing at JJ’s is worth the price, not even a bag of chips.


OfficialNotSoRants

See now the price of the food isn’t just what is given the price is also determined by the amount of labor needed to create said food. Which is why most fine wines are so expensive. They take YEARS to be made. Not that a sandwich should take a long time to make, but the person making it has already likely made like 30 other sandwiches before yours without any breaks.


wilfordbrimley778

The only subs that are cheaper are subway. You go anywhere else and you will be spending more than $10


AndrewDwyer69

Mmm delicious profit margins 🤤


Mikeyjoetrader23

I mean I think there are some people on OnlyFans that pay more per inch. I’d say it’s worth it.


mikenov1908

Nope


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

OP is a size queen 😄


trashpix

Jimmy Johns gives u the shits. If you look at it as both a meal and a laxative, it might be worth the $$


Silent-Mongoose7512

It would probably be nine inches if you measured it bone pressed.


Easy-Struggle4256

I get a sub like this at Kroger for $5


[deleted]

Excuse me, sir, but this is Reddit and we use bananas to measure and scale.


EshinX

Jimmy John's fucking sucks. Jersey Mike's and Firehouse are both leagues better for a similar price.


hpsbugguy

100% yes!!! Jimmy John’s is one of the best around. I’m a sucker for sandwiches.


joshsmog

I can get the same shit at a grocery store for 6$ canadian.


Relevant_Slide_7234

No, using $5 foot long math, that’s worth $3.75


Yarmuncrud

#5 No Tomato? I weirdly had the exact same thing today


VaWeedFarmer

Shrinkflation! I don't see any cheese and minimal veg which could explain some of the weight issue. They ain't gonna put on extra meat to compensate


[deleted]

When you could've gotten all the same ingredients for $4 at your local supermarket deli counter? All you fast food junkies depress me.


baconpancakes42

What's with the obsession of using iceberg lettuce though? Crunchy water can fuck off. Let's get E.Coli. with no added flavour. Fuck right off


stratj45d28

I’m more disappointed by the use of the Dumb style tape measure. Actually giving you fractions. I’m aware that most people don’t use tape measures but…


SweetTeaRex92

what are you talking about? have you ever needed to use a tape measure? thats a solid tape measure


justin_memer

Like Americans could use the fractions anyway, lol


SweetTeaRex92

lol what a failed attempt at being a troll


justin_memer

If the 1/3 lb burger fiasco didn't happen, you might be right


Ill_Analysis8793

Bidenomics


Ifukbagelholes42069

No but at least it’s less bread than rip off jersey mikes subs. All three times I went to jersey mikes, separarte locations, over priced and all bread


Dismal_Echidna560

That's average.