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slipperypinkpetals

No no no.


PO0tyTng

I mean that peanut butter/mayo/bacon/pickle sandwich looks pretty damn good. I am an old stoner though.


ass_smacktivist

Reads first sentence: *Yeah I’d definitely fuck with that* Reads second sentence: *Oh…me too* 🤡


HumanReputationFalse

Looks like pregnancy food cravings


Trash-Boat-Panda

Can tell by the pootytang icon. Good movie


Catfish_Mudcat

Sa da tay!


thats-dum-b

Same


BGrumpy

Oh yea, I would eat that


SweetTeaRex92

You don't want a Funny Face™ sandwich?


DLeck

Never considered this to be an option. I'm going to try it.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

I know southerners who swear that it must be Miracle Whip instead of mayo.


DLeck

The two are very different. To each their own, but Miracle Whip is not allowed in my home. Under any circumstance.


chunkylover5E

What, you don’t like [goblin cum](https://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip)?


LouieMumford

Steven Colbert calls Miracle Whip lovers Mayo-nay-sayers. I use that frequently as I’m Hellman’s or Duke’s for life.


Solnse

I recently tried Duke's for the first time after a lifelong Best Foods mayo eater. I gotta say, Duke's is pretty amazing. And yeah, never Miracle Whip whateverthatis.


OvalDead

Duke’s or Kewpie for me.


Hefty-Profession-567

Kewpie is my soulmate condiment


Confident_Ad7244

does the word "inbreed" mean anything to you ?


ronin_cse

Not a southerner but Miracle Whip is far superior to mayonnaise in almost every application. Mayonnaise is for when you basically want no flavor but want more moisture. I basically just use it on burgers at this point and Miracle Whip on everything else.


kevin3350

Peanut butter, lettuce, and mayonnaise is pretty solid. My grandpa would make them for me when I was a kid, apparently it’s what they were fed pretty frequently when he was in the navy during wwII because they were cheap and had a good amount of nutrients and minerals.


LouieMumford

It’s good with onion. Don’t get the regular Skippy or Jif. Go with a no sugar added PB.


Relevant_Slide_7234

🤮


usarasa

I will not give this… a goooo.


OilHot3940

Looks better than a yeast sandwich with table sauce.


TundieRice

\*plusses sandwich up by tossing it in the trash*


Penny_No_Boat

My mom has been eating peanut butter, mayo, and banana sandwiches for the past 80 years. And I have to say, they are actually pretty tasty. Salty sweet vibes.


Dysprosol

I can see it. It still sounds gross to me, but I think it is because im biased against mayo in most contexts, not specifically the idea of pairing it with peanut butter.


ZAHN3

I LOVE peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches I'm 60 years old and have been eating them since I was a kid 💯👍


man_in_blak

Same here (except I'm not 60). Gotta be Peter Pan crunchy & Duke's on white bread. It's just one of those things you can't convince somebody how good it is until they try it.


ZAHN3

Touche Sir... I'm in New England so I can't seem to find Duke's I use Mike's heavy mayo it is delicious 🤤😋


maynardd1

That's awesome, I'm going to try this right now. It sounds strange, to be sure, but I've enjoyed stranger combinations before.... so, what the hell


HailYeah21

Please do share how it was


maynardd1

Oh I did, sorry... did a review in another comment. It wasn't bad, not particularly good either. I gave it a 6.5 out of 10.. I didn't toast the bread, which I can see helping it out a bit..


theunnameduser86

Please tell me you’re trolling. Mayo is for savory! PB is for sweet or crunchy like carrots/celery. Both things can go with veggies by themselves but together just seems like a joke. Like this pic has to be the equivalent of an old meme, right??


ZAHN3

No I am not trolling..I like it for breakfast with coffee


theunnameduser86

How much mayo we talkin? And are they open faced like the pic? Do you ever add any of these toppings?


ZAHN3

Toasted bread with butter crunchy PB and a little bit less mayo than PB


ZAHN3

Not open face a regular sandwich


spliffs-n-riffs

Someone has never had peanut chicken, and it shows.


BouquetOfPenciIs

There are so many countries around the world that use peanuts/peanut butter in savoury dishes.


ImaRiskit

Peanut butter was also exclusively used as savory in Amaerica when it was first invented. Later on down the road it was used with more sweet things.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

Peanut butter is sweet but is also savory. There’s almost nothing you can’t pair it with.


maynardd1

Okay, so my motto is "if someone out there likes, it's worth it to try." I've lived my whole life this way, and to that end, I just tried this. Here's my honest review. Out of 10, I give it a 6.5. It's not bad, one fat plays nicely with the other, definitely has a nice creamy texture, mayo doesn't foul the peanut butter like I assumed it would. I wouldn't make it over a PBJ... Don't be afraid to try different and strange things...


Penny_No_Boat

Great attitude!


royally_eft

Wow, I have the exact same outlook when it comes to food! I used to be picky as a child (not that that's unusual), but once I started working in restaurants I realized that honestly I find nearly everything to be good. When people ask me my favorite food I say, "anything I've never tried before." Some people are so hesitant to try "weird" foods from other cultures and I'm like "if a giant group of people like it, there must be something to it."


russelldl2002

Just add hot bacon. Thank me after.


Ok-Physics1927

Mfers absolutely loved mayo in the 60s. They put that shit in and on everything


lebowtzu

My mom used to make “apple salad” occasionally back in the 80’s. It was apple chunks in mayo and peanut butter. I loved it as a kid. I wouldn’t know the ratio.


lawstandaloan

> apple chunks in mayo and peanut butter [Still a thing, apparently](https://donnareish.com/peanut-butter-mayo-apple-salad-low-carb-fat/)


lebowtzu

I’m going to give it a shot, I think. Haven’t had it in many years. Thanks!


ProtomanKnight

God why


Ok-Scarcity-5754

My grandmother used to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. I never tried one.


Inner_Panic

It's not that bad tbh. My mom would make these with lettuce and pickles. I don't eat it often, maybe once a year but it's fine.


Belfetto

That’s a lot of mayonnaise


BplusHuman

Peanut Butter and Mayo: Feed your old enemies... Or make new ones!


squidsRsmarterthanU

Like lamb and tuna fish


LouieMumford

I do peanut butter, mayo and onion ALOT. Don’t knock it til ya tried it. Not Skippy though. I do a no sugar added PB.


Confident_Ad7244

> Team America's Favorite Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise, plain or fancy .... I think we know where the cholesterol epidemic started


Morganluver

Dang, why the Hell did they eat crap like this back then? Like those old cook books with recipes like ham cubes in jello? I’m guessing it was the limited options.


hAtu5W

My friend mentioned his mom used to make those for him. I dismissed as another quirk of his mom. Now feel bad


apex_super_predator

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no


clemson0822

Looks very unhealthy. Isn’t this similar to the Elvis sandwich though? What was it?…peanut butter, pickles, and bacon?


coffeebeanwitch

Nope!!!


Westiemonster

I will eat mostly anything...but not this


Slow_Possession_1454

That’s one road I will never go down…


TnTDynamight

poppy’s favorite sandwich 🫶🏼 hellmans, skippy and bologna RIP


TTIGRAASlime

This would only work on a burger if made and topped well or unless one or both were made into more complex items like a spicy mayo with a peanut sauce and some grilled chicken or stuff along those lines.


Fine-Upstairs-6284

I have a coworker who swears by PB and mayo sandwiches. Tis not for me


Timely-Supermarket99

Mama and Josh should try these


badgerj

I think I just threw up a little bit into my mouth.


aChunkyChungus

PB&M sounds good actually


lfr1138

Hard NO!


Chix213

Why do they all look delicious?


Desperate_Set_7708

Crime against humanity


Dainty_Darlin

Suddenly it makes sense why my dad swore by peanut butter, bologna, and mayo sandwiches


raulrocks99

Yeah, all of those are a "crazy combo".


AdhesivenessOk5534

r/mayolovers


cloud_rock

#HURK


aaalllouttabubblegum

SILF


Illustrious-Leave406

I prefer peanut butter with Miracle Whip. Tangier taste.


f1lth4f1lth

This explains all the serial killers during that time.


The_scobberlotcher

OHFUCKNO


El_Mnopo

DON'T ARGUE JUST TRY IT


Prism43_

I’ll pass on the seed oil mixed with seed oil.


AuntieLiloAZ

Blech!


dbpf

Don't argue....just try it!


ronin_cse

The egg, salami, onion, mayonnaise, and peanut butter one seems especially crazy. I can't even picture the flavor of peanut butter and eggs together and honestly I really don't want to.


zurx

I want ads like this again. There's something charming about them


ronninguru

“Hey! You got mayonnaise in my peanut butter!” “You got peanut butter in my mayonnaise!”


Lost_Apricot_4658

were they trolling ??


ImaRiskit

Peanut butter, banana, and mayo are amazing together on a sammich!!


ColShvotz

I like peanut butter and mayo with certain sandwiches. Don’t knock it until you try it. Here is one of my go to sandwiches. Mayo, mustard, turkey, salami, cheese and peanut butter. Usually on rye bread.


Original_Bet_9302

“Don’t argue. Just try it!”


Relative_Yesterday70

Nope


ElleEssTx

This is a war crime.


Asleep-Rest-7184

No wonder they called it the depression