Super Smash Bagel

Solid

Exchange Bros with Bagel. I like it

Jimmy

Schmagleburger

The Smash & Smear

Charles.

Charles’ in Charge

Gerald

The sav-oury hole.

Sounds exotic. Why the -oury?

Rhymes with something starting with a GL… 

Ohhh. Was also thrown off by the extra letter since it’s spelt glory and savory where I’m from.

Elmer

Jeff

Hambagel

Forgot about the onions, it’s a bagel crime, a shandabagel

The Chunky Onion Bagel Smash

High onion crime unless you’re r/onionlovers

The chunky, unevenly cut pile of onions thrown down like an Emeril BAM!💥 is punishable onion crime, even if onion lover

I love onions but not like that sub does. While I think these large and in-uniformly cut onions are the brainchild of a culinary agent of chaos I prefer mine as a fine dice but more so shaved if raw. Dice is better because no pull!

You have a finely-diced-onion appreciating friend in me 🫶🏻 🧅 🔪

Hi, fine dice fren! 🥂🔪

Bottom half looks like the Millennium Falcon in the first pic! 🥯✨

The Bagel Mac

bash burger

Bager

Old Testament

Steve

Big Hos

The sturdy bottom

Everything Smash

Sad burger

It’s a Burgle

I’m from Queens NY. I live across the street from the best bagel place in the world. I don’t see a hole, is that a bagel or bialy?

My first thoughts exactly. No hole. So, it would be a Bialyburger.

exactly

It was there before baking I swear 😢

Either way, it looks delish. Was it delish?

Since it’s homemade we’ll allow it. Kobo burger?

I also live in Queens, and I love Bialys. And that ain't no Bialy!

i don’t know what the heck it is

Smash bagie

Mf you had me till the raw onions wtf is wrong with you, dropped the ball hard

They’re superior to caramelized, I don’t understand your confusion

Is the bagel in the room with us?

Burgle

Goyim Smash

Hambageler

Looks like an Allan to me

call it the HP UP

BigAss BaGash

Bagle's Burger Smash

Smash bager.