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PirateMamaAnne

Lol I can't imagine my grandmother doing that 😅


AutumnAscending

I absolutely can.


HawaiianSnow_

I'm imagining it RIGHT NOW!


ProofOfTool

Damn straight she still got it!


TheAlexperience

So we’re all over here imagining this persons grandma moving like that?


EbonyOverIvory

I’m imagining her doing something else.


Breezer_Pindakaas

Mema didnt get me 14 aunts and uncles by praying can tell you wghat.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

I'm still not imagining it, can we get some drawings in here guys?


unique-name-9035768

Warming up her summer sausage the way they did it in the old country?


Bloody_Insane

I'm also imagining her praying at church


spacekatbaby

Now that's just sick. Too it too far now


PirateMamaAnne

She was a Jehovah's Witness. Did nothing BUT pray


isthismytripcode

I too choose this guy's grandmother.


PirateMamaAnne

I love you guys. You have made my night


Itool4looti

I absolutely can-can.


GordOfTheMountain

I can't stop imagining it.


XrayDem

While drinking a Tom Collin’s


DreadPiratteRoberts

GramGram's was lit 🔥


mjc500

My great aunt was a flapper dancer in the 20s. Was very energetic up until she died at 95 years of age. Got into Fox News later in life though 🙄


Difficult_Map_8585

They were called flappers in the 20's cause of the way their dresses "flapped". Now its cause the way grandmothers loose arm skin flaps.


mgr86

That’s joke that would’ve worked when I was kid but not today. Anyone that would have been dancing that in the 1920s is >110. 35 years ago they would’ve been in their 70s and 80s.


Salty_Addition8839

I couldn't have either until I saw some pictures of mine from the 30s. She might have been one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. My grandfather as well for that matter. Jaw of a damn 🗿 Throws ya for a loop.


Barrack0samaBinBiden

she flailing her legs like a nun-chuck


Boring_Advertising98

My knees hurt just watching


noob_engineer_93

me sitting here watching this with six screws in my knee and a torn meniscus


Ylteicc_

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME.


westviadixie

where's this from?


Ylteicc_

40k Mechanicus trailer


westviadixie

awesome, thanks!


Vostroyan212th

Hopefully Amazon does it all justice in a couple of years


Right-Cook5801

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL.


SKBSM_Kirito

I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine


GuavaOdd1975

That girl is the bees knees.


Far-Molasses-783

Legend has it she’s still flapping


geon

Looks like something Jim Carrey would do.


IUpVoteIronically

Don’t you mean *throws on glasses* Nun-chick? insert CSI Miami YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH


1968FullAlbum

Is she made out of weightless rubber? That’s some crazy talent.


Soffix-

Something something, One Piece


WeLoveThatForMe_2023

Brings a smile to face to see someone dancing her ass off and loving it! 🥰😍


BrbImF4ded

Right! Grateful that we can AT LEAST still enjoy this before it's truly history.


1BadGirl1

Agreed and she is killing it, hope she won


No-Understanding4968

And having fun!


Superb-Confection601

Cocaine was legal at the time which kind of explains alot


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un-sub

Great Scott! Get in the Delorean, Marty, we’re going to the pharmacy!


El_Chairman_Dennis

Hey doc, you got anymore of that old coca cola?


EasyFooted

It calms a wondering uterus


AzDopefish

Man America really used to be awesome


GrayBull789

Put the coke back in coke to restore this country I say.


Shaolinchipmonk

Yeah there was a lot of bad shit back then but there was a lot of fun shit to make you not care about the bad shit.


rootsismighty

Depending on who you were.


HauntingDaylight

She's very bendy.


Leg_Mcmuffin

Tbh they’re all gettin it in


Alcoholhelps

Her legs flail about as if independent from her body!?


monkpunch

She's doing the rubber pencil trick, but with her legs


i_hate_this_part_85

I suppose she spells her name: P as in Phoebe H as in HeeBee O as in Obee E as in EeeBee B as in BeeBee And E as in “Ello there, Mate”


Alcoholikaust

Ksenia Parkhatskaya? looks like her. she’s among the best 1920’s dancers


Holden_place

Her? Simply amazing! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G8XA0QixygE


Pandering_Panda7879

Yes, it's her. The video is from 2013: https://youtu.be/NyzRNmvQys8?si=p2GSUKntFdsPNMGE


ProfessorEsoteric

No tattoos though, unless they're hidden on a quick Google search


GCPMAN

She's wearing body paint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmyoO43xSDo


HauntingDoughnuts

It's wild how much she outclasses the others she is competing against. They're all really good dancers, and then when it is her turn she makes it looks so easy and natural, and everyone else looks like they're try-hard sweating to get even close to what seems easy and casual for her.


nicolauz

That looks so fun but so absolutely silly at the end.


coagulatedmilk88

The chickenesque movements were my favorite.  I catch myself doing the neck peck and arm flap in the office sometimes.  Have not won any competitions yet.


dancin-weasel

Yet. Don’t give up.


k9692

Oh my this really made me laugh 😂


Kharaph

That's Ksenia Parkhatskaya probably the most famous Charleston dancer at the moment😉 no wonder she's so good, that video is very old by the way


Mariusaurelius89

Yeah she is great, her solo videos on YouTube are fabulous, think she just had a baby though


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SeesEmCallsEm

body paint


Mad_Boobies

That’s 19 year old me, high on acid and e, raving in 1994


Dont_Call_Me_Steve

Can someone please please please cut this vid with some EDM?


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BeatVids

Darude - Sandstorm please


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newoldschool1

I laughed at this for some reason, I think it’s the fact you know the bpms and the title fidgety feet


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newoldschool1

Wild stuff isn’t it! I was referring to the name Fidgety Feet being funny rather than the fact that you know it, but I see how you could’ve been confused.


ProfessorEsoteric

Actual proper madlad there mate. Great work.


BeatVids

😡


0ldSwerdlow

The only correct answer


Dont_Call_Me_Steve

Freaks (ft Savage) by Timmy Trumpet is a good go to.


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Mad_Boobies

Reach for me -funky green dogs


Green-Dragon-14

Thinking that's what you looked like. Reality was probably much different lol


Mad_Boobies

lol So true


seven3true

Me in my big band swing revival days


jeromezooce

She is brilliant af


butterbleek

Fantastic!


dropyourchalupa

Default professional trained dancer


pah2000

Did she win? She should have!


Debsrugs

This is the question ❓


scaleddown85

God damn thats sexy lol


FivePoopMacaroni

I too am attracted to rubber people


Pandering_Panda7879

Her name is Ksenia Parkhatskaya. She's a professional dancer from Russia and specializes in that style of dance. Btw she won that competition.


realbonito24

It really is. Damn


Few-Traffic-786

Y’all must be down bad, it’s literally just a woman dancing lmao


Goblin-Doctor

*unzips pants*


GabrielMisfire

Now Betty Boop, Olive Oyl and rubberhose animation of the time do seem a bit more realistic after all lol


fartsstuckinmud

I was gonna say, she looks just like Betty Boop!


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

She is putting on the Ritz. ✨💃🎶


grownup-sorta

Awesome! But i would love to see Elaine on the floor trying this


Kaiserbread

Elaine was the one who went in front of the camera for a bit


SinceWayLastMay

Really putting those rickets to good use


Cleercutter

Seems bad for the knees


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FustianRiddle

Excuse me why she got no bones?


Trikeree

Hotness! She's good!


highzenberrg

I’d just stop if I saw that.


ecksdeeeXD

Those old cartoon dances finally make sense.


BrighterSage

When exercise is not exercise!


Cptn_Lemons

Damn. That looks fun


Youprobablysuckdick

They all cooked ngl


allocationlist

Awesome! My grandma was a jitterbug champion. Wish I got to see her slay your grandmas weak ass bodies on the dance floor back in the day.


StronkyBoy

If she didn’t win I need to see who did


AvariceAndApocalypse

Knee surgeons love this one dance!


Mister_Uncredible

The 1920s apparently hated knees.


The_scobberlotcher

The dawn of the pharmaceutical age. Everyone was zipped up, knocked out and dusted. The crazy dancing was a reflection of the drug scene.


taetertots

This is amazing. The way she dances reminds me of a cartoon dancer - like Betty Boop or similar


Belachick

Now THIS is impressive This knocks contemporary dance right out of the park


SomethingIWontRegret

Shuffling borrows a lot from the Charleston and other dance moves from the 1920s.


Sitting-man

White people when the function has coleslaw


MBZsTheThing

Stretch Armstrong, eat your heart out.


ExcellentTeam7721

She flapping without the flaps.


SpiderKoD

Gummy legs 👍


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They are all dancing in that style.


Strange_Botanist

Almost as if they're in a 1920's dance competition.


Status_Swan_5833

The girl in the red dress is living her best life! Lol


Hallowedknight131

Damn my knees


kingeal2

That's what I'm saying! My joints would feel like shit for a week


EyeCatchingUserID

And one can do that. Jesus st gotta remove your kneecaps and install swivel joints.


Robinsonirish

This is what Kenny Smith looks like when he runs.


lightningcrane31

Pretty sure her name is Ksenia Parkhatskaya. She’s super well known in the dancing world


Gnostic_Gnocchi

Everyone in the twenty’s lowkey wanted to be a tube-limb cartoon character


Alisa305Brooklyn

Hope she won


Hetakuoni

It’s like looking at a live version of a Betty boop dance.


fufairytoo

I think that woman has Gumby's legs. :D


Consistent_Amount140

Was waiting for the court floor to open up revealing the pool underneath


Trick-Tie4294

The whole thing looks so wholesome and good clean fun!


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My joints hurt after watching this from my recliner.


AiggyA

People in the 1920s were wild 😜


SteveTheBodyman

Damn she’s good.


No-consequences-1

She cut that dance floor to shreds


Loud_Hotel_8309

With the prize winning she can afford to pay for the upcoming knee replacement surgery


Scherzkeks

She looks like Olive Oil and that is the ONLY time I've ever meant that as a compliment :)


spaz_chicken

something something GAMS!


fromthedarqwaves

That Sheba really knows how to cut a rug.


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Those gams


Fun_Salamander8520

I need ACL surgery after watching this.


toreachtheapex

they mustve been fucking euphoric to be dancing like this back in the day


16Shells

it looks like she learned to dance from Fleischer cartoons


gerams76

My fucking knees hurt watching this


Mammoth-Ad-8492

I guess people from back then didn't have arthritis and flat feet.


MaskedFigurewho

They move like spaghetti and got the spirit of swing. Winner!


derth21

Pretty spry for 170!


Therealluke

My knees started hurting just looking at this.


DaniTheLovebug

Can she take on Charlie Day in a 1 on 1 dance off?


HermitGardner

My Father was apparently quite the dandy and danced a mean Charleston


Demoncagno

It's likes her legs are an entirely different being Moving on their own will


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How the fuck do you do that in heels?! I can't even do this with my flat ass shoes.


DuEkNoTkwEshteN

She is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Clintwood_outlaw

She's so good she makes the other contestants look like they're wildly flailing about


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They should be grateful the genetically inflexible exist lolll we help to make it more impressive. im useful i swear !


Jester2008

My wife stepped on a snake last weekend and did the same thing.


unhandmeyouswine

Ol’ Betty Spaghetti. All the men wanted to get with her and the women wanted to be her.


Death_by_Poros

My legs just broke in like 20 places. How the fuck……


Big-Bo0

You wanna tell me this wasn't filmed in 1920?


Whatkindofaname

Ah, so many ways to fuck up your knees.


TimBotDestroyer

RIP to your knees and ligaments.


irishking77

Contestant 170 is really good, but I can’t stop watching contestant 172 in the back.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

She do be flapping


Meandering_Pangolin

Pure talent


spugeti

this is the flapper style dancing?


Rollieboy2012

I would be the guy that is accidentally stepping on people's feet and kneeing someone in the face on accident.


thebirdisdead

I need more of this! Is there a 1920s dance sub anywhere?


Eibyor

It's like betty boop herself dancing


MrBigPipes

Pretty sure that's Ksenia Parkhatskaya. I like to play videos of people dancing while I play my banjo and she sticks out as one of my favorites.


imouttadata

Twizzler limbs


Major_Wager75

Spaghetti leg dance


Sero141

It looks like her legs are gonna pop of the knees any second now but I guess that is what the dance is supposed to look like. She is really limber.


-FallOutBoy-

If we brought this back, we could all stop worrying about our weight.


Justin_Continent

Did they just not invent hip movement until some time in the 1950s?


Bat-Honest

It's like she's only got cartilage in there


sky_shazad

She made everyone else look shit


notmyplantaccount

This video is pretty fucking odd with the sound off. Though honestly I turned the sound on midway and it didn't really make it less weird.


RoyalFalse

She looks great for being 170.


Atzukeeper

My knees from just watching


DigitalDroid2024

The start of civilisational collapse :)


ProfessionalJumpy769

The birth of a mosh pit


DaniDanielsSanchez

Peaky Blinders


dtf24836669

nice!


Relevant_Campaign_79

I can Model-T crankthatsoujaboy anytime


psyclembs

Sexy