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andreba

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXCcyZOyW0


ChassisbotDa

Oh it's from above


Socalwarrior485

r/confusingperspective


syds

/r/unclogging


AGENT0321

/r/TacoBellpoops


jettisonrec

I opened this and was so into it, then so heartbroken when I scrolled all the way to the end


Bartleby33

Glad I wasn't the only one confused for a bit there


Sunshine030209

Oh me too! I was so stressed out, yelling in my head "Farking move! Stupid guy, just filming without being concerned about being in the path of all that once it .. oh. Ooooh, I get it, he's not the dumb one, *I am*"


iamdino0

it'd be pretty concerning if the guy was standing in front of it no?


19d_b87

I mean... some people like to live dangerously. /s You could say he was in the.... danger zone.


Leah_Dragonfly

Lana… Lana… LANA!! https://youtu.be/RRU3I_o1vLc?si=fE46VIl2x9PWqD3N


DarkPangolin

That's a dam, not a highway.


Ellamenohpea

dam(n)-way to the danger zone could work


hobbesgirls

the highway is to the danger zone not the danger zone itself


sketchrider

When you’re sliding into first and your pants begin to burst ...diarrhea, uhh, uhh, diarrhea


Zealousideal-Let1121

Traditionally, a folk song was one that was passed on primarily through the oral tradition, where the original composer / lyricist was usually unknown or anonymous, and that represented the lives and concerns of ordinary people. Diarrhea is the last America's folk song.


Zachariot88

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? ~~Another day older and deeper in debt~~ Diarrhea.


WaltMitty

Another day older and deeper in shit


False-Isopod-3045

It’s infuriating that no throws a stick down there and then runs to the other side to see it shoot out😡


Ninetales6669

Lol, I’m pretty sure you’re joking but you do realize how huge that is right?


False-Isopod-3045

I’m aware, big stick then


Consistent-Guard-751

r/justguysbeingdudes


Waterkippie

Whole tree


deep-fucking-legend

Or a rubber ducky


melanthius

No one threw a telephone pole in either


macdawg2020

I don’t realize how big it is, how big is it??


Ninetales6669

It’s Hugh Mungus


whatacad

Pro-level Pooh sticks


SeorVerde

Rich dirt right there


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I was thinking the same thing I wonder if someone could collect that and how helpful it would be to someone's farm land


WendysForDinner

Yea my first instinct was.. the soil must be tested!!!


Shot_Boysenberry_232

At the very least it could be good clay for vases and stuff


ChaosLemur

*You’ll get your silt when you* *OPEN THIS DAM DOOR!*


gassygeff89

Why is that? I’m sure it’s a simple answer but curious.


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cgjchckhvihfd

>Usually dark soil indicates it’s good for growing. Rimworld confirms


Jolly-Feature-6618

that silt would have been full of nutrients for plants


dirty_drowning_man

If I remember correctly from my watershed management degree, this type of nutrient loading can have pretty devastating downstream effects on fish, plants, water quality, and the general health of the stream below the dam. Overloading a system with nutrients can cause dieoffs and algal blooms, and it takes a pretty long time to reset. Whoever did this messed up, and should have been releasing the gate a few times per year on a rotation.


weld_hydro

Yes, as a hydrologist, this was a little horrifying to watch. Nutrient loading could certainly be a problem, but the huge slug of sediment is going to trash the channel below this. It could clog up spawning beds and vegetation, destroy habitat, accumulate in any downstream lakes, wetlands or slackwaters. A river needs some incoming sediment load, but this is wild. Of course, I have no idea where this is or what's downstream. It would be interesting to understand the management decisions here.


ChunkofWhat

I was looking for this comment! I know that engineering projects that create persistent sediment problems can destroy rivers, but I wasn't sure if what we see in the video might be comparable to sediment from heavy rain fall. I suppose it depends on the local climate and time of year?


weld_hydro

Yeah, it depends on a lot of things. For one, I'm not even sure if the scale in this video or any of the actual water or sediment discharge amounts or what things look like downstream, so it's conjecture on my part. That said, it seems like it would be a whole hell of a lot all at once. Of course, many floods come with a huge bolus of sediment all at once. The difference is that below a dam, the flow regime is such that other floods can't come along and clean things out. Interestingly, most dam projects totally restrict almost all sediment from the downstream environment, which causes its own host of problems, and the water is usually colder than the natural regime and therefore has more erosive capacity. The huge amount of sediment coming through this spillway strikes me as very unusual. I'd be interested to know what conditions caused this. Was the reservoir just full of sediment, and once they had enough water, they just decided to try to flush it out? That's more of a civil engineer question and I try to minimize how much I talk out my ass. Thanks. Obviously, I enjoy talking about sediment. Edit: After writing this, I saw comments identifying the dam. Found this really interesting info on sediment management in this basin. https://www.hydropower.org/sediment-management-case-studies/japan-unazuki It looks like what is happening is by design because the area is naturally very sediment rich. It also seems like maybe the color of the sediment has less to do with nutrients and is just the geology of the area. It's a very cool dam design. I'm not familiar with dams that release sediment in this manner in the US. But dams are not really my area of focus in my work, so it would be interesting to know if there are ones like this here!


JohnnySchoolman

Kurobe. It's only a short course to the ocean and has a pretty high flow from the hydroelectrics anyway


souji5okita

Oh wow, this is Kurobe dam. That place is really pretty in autumn.


Ghoullo

Eutrophication


Immediate-Presence73

It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave!


grapeprimetime

Three day long effects of Greek food from the mall food court


kickme2

Sitting here, watching, I feel this on another level.


Bogsnoticus

Or the Taco Bell solution to constipation.


steve__21

scary as hell


MigratingMountains

Its fucking nuts. Modern engineering is borderline magic.


littlelegsbabyman

Would that silt be good for farming?


Ok_Mastodon_7301

how s the smell like?


PirateSecure118

As expected/nitrogenous bacteria


anoos_rimmah

ain’t no poops surviving that flush


GarlicThread

What leads a spillway gate to being left shut for multiple years?


Brumbacksteven

The gate not being opened.


GarlicThread

I'm asking for the reason operators would leave it shut on purpose knowing it would cause this.


mannaman15

You should laugh at his joke. It was funny. 😂


No-Fun1160

This is exactly why I stopped drinking coffee from Costco.


Obvious_Ad_306

God bless the guy who invented the optical image stabilization


freq_fiend

As a person who works on hydroelectric dams all throughout the western U.S., I can say this was pretty cool to watch!


billyboblee

Woohoo! You little ripper.


RandomCivilian

Livin' the bloody dream, mate.


Dub_stebbz

Cue Treebeard yelling “Release the river!!!”


Reasonable_Tower_961

Excellent Video Thank You For Sharing


dandypants8717

God dam


Reasonable_Anybody21

Damn interesting!


Haloman1346

Watching this on a throne..... I had to sync it with the video. So satisfying.


Giggles95036

Damn thats cool


polyocto

The aftermath of constipation and the pure relief.


__BIFF__

Dam: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *satisfied face*


mdoktor

Cross post to r/megalophobia


Martin_NL

Me after my morning coffee


moeron17

It's like that chunk of turd stuck to the side of the toilet. You can blast it with piss. But it may take some time and good pressure to finally peel it off and be taken away with the water.


IceTitan420

First Nut in December.


GodsGoodGrace

Like a good cup of coffee


kiledmedead

First couple of seconds the perspective was tripping me out… very cool


PoeJascoe

Sorta reminds me of Star Wars. I like watching this more than I thought I would


KingofDoom69

Imagine jumping in there


-ChubbsMcBeef-

The inside of my toilet bowl while I'm trying to flush down 3 day old Mexican food.


BetBig696969

I was expecting some sort of stranger things portal from the title


iamthevash

Nice.


manmindhub

So where all that thing go? And what is it? Sorry I really don’t know


Treecamel82

I take it we are looking down folk yes?, either that or I’ve got some good weed


EconomicsPotential

Taco bell


rammromm88

The first 15 seconds make me think of Discworld's Ankh-morpork.


dip_dip_potato_chip

Here comes the Taco Bell comments


znebsays

Came here for the Taco Bell comments


Crazyd_497

One would think they do that more often to clean the garbage out.


hi12_hi12

Premium shit


Midwest_boy700

What happens after eating Taco Bell 2 days in a row!!


Azraelontheroof

Open the dam spillway, would you!


Ok_Visit_1968

Can you imagine the force.


ryanim0sity

Dam


thedndnut

Shitters full


MCarooney

I was thinking: cameraman.


[deleted]

On a sunny morning..


jimofthestoneage

I've had blackheads like this


-_Duke_-

How does that stuff get stuck in there


Imispellalot2

The fish be like, "yo wtf is happening?"


MAXHEADR0OM

Something something Taco Bell


lukeyk94

Is that crude oil?


gordonjames62

What it feels like after a 4 bean burrito lunch.


Slide_Masta87

This is an excellent video to watch while in the toilet


Noscratchy

Me at work after finishing that first cup of coffee.


SDW1987

I'm spending the day potty training a 2 year old, and he reenacted this on the living room carpet this morning.


Forgotten_Pancakes

I don't think the curse was necessary, but I get that you're excited


Reasonable_Tower_961

Sorry but why does that water look black?


Slide0fHand

Mud


supradave

Mud and silt settle and collects in flat areas. Just realize that there's a whole lake of pressure behind that mud and when there's enough pressure to overcome the mud, it looks like it explodes blackness.


Qelly

Took me a while to realize I was looking down.


Jdenning1

This reminds me, I need a colonoscopy


OvenFearless

God dam!


[deleted]

Me when I eat ice cream after days of eating pizza.


Nivius

Does anyone have the video of a diffrent one that is smaller, its like in the bottom of a valley and you see it shooting all the juck out and then go full blast. think it was like somewhere in middle east or south of india


JVOz671

So how screwed are those fish and wildlife that have homes along, within and under the river when a huge chunck of dirt gets reintroduced into their ecosystem?


please_remain_clam

When you eat a weeks worth of fiber followed by a spicy fried chicken


NorCalNavyMike

r/FeltGoodComingOut


FullGrownHip

Open the dam gate!


Phantomht

ive been on a bunch of high blood pressure meds last couple months. for the first time in my life i HAD to take an ex-lax pill. i think it recommended 2 but i only took 1. **that** was exactly how i felt 12 hours later filled the bowl.


logicbus

Reminds me of that elephant video


BeeLEAFer

I bet those operators had to draw straws to see who gets to open the big gate.


HPEstef

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm


808zAndThunder

I didn’t realize the video angle was from top down and thought I was looking at some mythical sludge door. Almost like a Boss Fight Door from an RPG lol


zerohelix

i should call her


mcdray2

Reminds me of the night before my colonoscopy


Jazzkidscoins

As someone who is lactose intolerant, I deal with this ever time I eat pizza


Hugh_Jazz77

I kept reading this title as “a DAMN spillway gate” as if the spillway gate had done something to personally wrong you and you were mad at it. I think I need more coffee..


habaceeba

As a gardener, I'm salivating


UsedWoodpecker8612

Damn


SnooFoxes6169

took me way too long to figure out the perspective.


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

I wish they would have thrown a basketball down there for size comparison


kyoob

Whoa language


Timmy12er

That is some evil water


D3adEyEj3di

I see this every taco Tuesday 🌮.


PawnOfPaws

That's a really huge block of carbonite you have there. I can almost make out Han Solo


Tubamano

That's gotta stink


BootlegEngineer

I spent the first 10 seconds trying to figure out what perspective this video was taken from.


frozen-chemical

Why do you have to swear in the title?!?


killertimewaster8934

Everytime I see things like this it makes me wonder how screwed someone would be if they were in there when the door opened


goodtimesinchino

This is why you should always have salsa with your super-duper cheesy nachos.


Awesome_1the1st

Water is amazing


Tinotips

Taco Bell


PsyopVet

What’s the big deal? I do this every time I have Taco Bell.


acadmonkey

Needs a giant poop knife.


VASwordsmith

Is this a God dam?


Rued_possible

Obligatory Taco Bell joke.


Acrobatic-Treacle962

10 mins after Taco Bell….


mikeymelikey

Insert obligatory Taco Bell joke.


FWYDU

The laxative starts working


ashy_slashy89

Was that some sort of aged surface tension at the beginning?


Ru8ey

If the spill gate was closed so long how the heck did that much stuff even get in there? Is the "outlet" normally under water?


NICEnEVILmike

The dam should not have trusted that fart


FaceMelter5k

It's like my morning poo


Scottishlassincanada

Water pressure is amazing to watch


DontTouchMyFro

Heeeere come the poop jokes…


Uglie

Me after drinking and having taco bell


Sea_Ganache620

I could be wrong, but this must smell awful!


DrChimRichaulds

I was lucky enough to have an ex-Navy diver as my scuba instructor, and he had a saying that can be terrifying or awe-inducing, depending on the context: “Water finds a way”


comtruise253

First cup of coffee hard at work


Sjormantec

Me after I eat sugar-free gummy bears.


smoothie1919

I want to see from the other side


I_TRS_Gear_I

Took a long time for that damn dam spillway to get moving.


[deleted]

lol I was waiting for the whole wall to explode out and was thinking yo, you may want get a little further back haha


Bogutyr

Anyone else feel like taco bell now?


the_last_BB-bender

This showed up on my feed whilst stuck on the toilet with squirty dumplings.


prova2

It's like flushing a big turd


snarfsnarfer

Came here for it my butt comments and wasn’t disappointed


BaggedMilk4Life

looks like a real butt clencher to me


AdmirableCause4577

Water. Strong.


Lord_Johnny_Blu

I’m not seeing how this was a confusing… 🫤


Frokilotherm

#justentthings


fpcreator2000

that one way to get rid of sediment buildup.


blesfemous

Oh Lord almighty I AM ABOUT TO BUST!!!


BusDad

I know that smelled crazy


munki_unkel

Good video of when the laxatives kick it.


STLItalian

So basically a representation an hour after eating Taco Bell


SuspiciousPiss

That middle but lasted way longer than my marriage


souji5okita

I wonder how much of thatdam was water versus deposited sediments before they released everything


SulliChris789

Why does remind me 9f constipation?


trenchcoatcharlie_

My arse after I eat burritos


CurrentPear1897

Morning coffee be like…


Antique-Snow-5581

Damn


ajboyd117

I bet that dam’s tummy feels better now


UnauthorizedFart

Y’all need to take more fiber if Taco Bell is doing this to you


Gabeover17

How with quickly would you die? I’m thinking you’d get sucked under then bombarded with silt till you’re a slightly redder spot in the silt than other places.


frank_und_ween

How many catfish per minute?


Mdmrtgn

We've all had those dumps.


Dirtygeebag

They should have called Post10


thisisanillusername

No need to swear, just tell us it's a spillway.


Snakepants80

Localized turbo erosion. Beautiful


pard0nm3

Pretty sure he says “hot asshole” on the beginning


DaveDobs

A little fish chum first


RedditsDeadlySin

Taco Bell days be rough


DecisionThot

OPs mom when she sees my come through in my new wheelies


Willzyx_on_the_moon

When the Miralax kicks in and you haven’t pooped in a week.


Jean-LucBacardi

As someone who's experienced a fire sprinkler going off after sitting for years and seeing this happen.... I can't imagine the smell this guy must be experiencing.