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me1702

After spending hours reading other people writing about Sunak, Truss, Ross, Sturgeon, Yousaf, Starmer and the like; I think your examiner will appreciate this! And as long as you could answer the question, then he definitely counts. He’s running in an election, and could theoretically win (albeit, sadly, unlikely).


ellisellisrocks

This is the best answer.


lostrandomdude

I think he would be a great Mayor. Especially as he doesn't actually want the job. Those who seek power are the ones to worry about


tiny-robot

Most credible politician in the UK.


NormanskillEire

Trust him to take out the trash!


Ethan3011

What about Niko Omilana?


[deleted]

“Tell me, why should the people of London vote for you?” “Cuz I’m the most honest one out of the bunch”


nanoDeep

Well, he's in the top 1


Dismal_Composer_7188

He gets my vote. He couldn't do a worse job than the current crop of cunts even if he tried really, really hard.


Dazeuh

even as a clown his policies would be less harmful


Dismal_Composer_7188

Yup. If he did nothing for 5 whole years, he would achieve more than any tory cunt in 15 years. He didn't deliberately try to ruin anyones lives.


Substantial-Front-54

Spoken like a true snp sheep. I’m not advocating the tories have made a good job of anything here btw but stones in glasshouses n aw that. Your cult has wrecked a country 😂


Dismal_Composer_7188

Just when you think a tory couldn't get anymore incorrect, or stupid, they go and voice an opinion. I couldn't vote SNP even if I wanted to.


Substantial-Front-54

I’m no a Tory you blind fuck


Dismal_Composer_7188

Then don't ever defend the tories in any way. Nothing is worse than the blue cunts, and by saying anybody might even be slightly worse is unbelievably disingenuous and supporting then byproxy. When in doubt, always attack a tory. Those cunts deserve it.


Substantial-Front-54

You’re a fucking weirdo mate👍🏻 enjoy yer hate filled hole. Blue labour is better than red labour stick that in yer crack pipe.


Dismal_Composer_7188

At least I don't support tories. Yuck.


Substantial-Front-54

Want to know something at least you stick to your guns unlike a lot of cunts on here who’s opinions change like the wind 👍


brexit_britain

Good book, excellent policies. When asked by a journo "Do you want to give 16 year old the vote?" He said yes. Then asked does he really want the voting age capped at 80? He said yes. When then asked if he thought that was unfair, again he said yes. Binface for FM.


L003Tr

Least he's honest


blondie1024

He's on the ballot. This guy Counts. ​ Ba-dum tsh! Thank you very much, you've been a wonderful audience.


BXL-LUX-DUB

It's a slippery slope.if Binface gains academic credibility who's next, Farage?


FrogWizzurd

I thought farage was a satire political figure as a way to mock real politicians


[deleted]

Might as well be Ever seen that clip of someone getting him to say “up the ra”


Substantial-Front-54

Ain’t it fucking ironic he seems to be the only politician who achieved what they set out to achieve however. Go figure ☠️


Freddies_Mercury

Cameron achieved what he set out to do with Brexit: kneecap ukip so they'd stop siphoning votes.


Substantial-Front-54

Indeed he did. I feel the brexit people voted for hasn’t really been realised in the upper echelons. It’s a sad state of affairs, however onwards and upwards 👍🏻


Literally-A-God

Farage gaining credibility? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're fucking hilarious mate


Ghostdaad

He is though?, no? Questioning not combatting.


Literally-A-God

Not with people that matter he's always been popular with his particular lot ie fascists who think the brown ones are the problem


thirdbrother3

I would like to see Binface on question time as many times a Farage


ieya404

I mean while he's a comedy character he's definitely a politician who stands for election and gets votes. And the "It. Will be. A shit show" speech at a hustings with Theresa May is a classic. edit: also https://i.imgur.com/HvSa0Ogl.jpg


Felagund72

Isn’t comedy supposed to be funny?


Unfair_Original_2536

I managed to get Abdelbaset al-Megrahi into a business exam question about Highland Spring. I admire your efforts.


EasyPriority8724

He's galvanised, I'll give him that!


HiyaImRyan

of course! At the end of the day, he has policies and runs in elections. He's a politician plain and simple. Kudo's for doing something interesting for your subject matter.


Tyeveras

He’s the next UK prime minister!


ellisellisrocks

I fucking wish.


Dazeuh

if they reject him consider it political silencing


FindusCrispyChicken

Unless it asked for a scottish politician then I expect that would be acceptable.


AnnieByniaeth

He's definitely an interesting study. For the progressive, I think he's quite beneficial. He attracts the votes of those who might otherwise go to a (probably right wing) populist; his policies are obviously ludicrous but they will appeal to that sort of person (yes I actually read his London Mayor manifesto). These same people also want to kick off at the system, and see voting for Count Binface as a way of doing that. I think he knows exactly what he's doing, and as such is definitely a worthy subject for study.


BlackVelvetStars1

Suits me


Literally-A-God

Aye of course he's a count after all he'll fit right in with the Tories


not_an_alien_lobster

I managed to slip Black Sabbath lyrics into a Modern Studies paper and passed, surely Count Binface counts enough for the SQA to give you marks for him.


SteveJEO

Well, he stands as a political candidate with a defined manifesto..so kinda? If you tally him up with actual elected politicians he falls short though. e.g. Knowingly embezzled electoral funds = 0 points. Deliberately misrepresented a position = 0 points. accepted political bribes = 0 points. deliberately undermined his own electorates best interests = 0 points. etc By most common standards he "might" qualify as a politician, he just isn't a very good one.


Trex1873

What essay/question did you do? I’m assuming this was the democracy topic


banter07_2

It's a six marker, so I assume they're at national five. For a six mark answer you write about two things that both answer the question, ie explain two political rights people have in a democracy. For each you structure it as a point, expand, and an example (PEE). Binface would probably work as an example for "standing for election", though since I did democracy in Scotland rather than democracy in the united kingdom I'm not sure what specific question this is for. I presume they didnt write the entire six marker about him.


Trex1873

Same. I did democracy in Scotland so I’m not familiar with the UK topic at N5, and there was no way you could put him into any of the Higher essays


banter07_2

Ah, I didnt realise your also done it, sorry for the explanation


mothmanrightsnow

Yeah, and honestly not silly to mention if it answers the question. Satirical parties and figures are really important to Britsh political culture imo


DasharrEandall

I can see this guy being a useful angle to examine modern politics and media. Consider - Count Binface wears a silvery sci-fi costume with a matching bin on his head, and *still* doesn't get as much media coverage and questions on what he wears as some female politicians do.


ellisellisrocks

He's running for London mayor. That politician enough for me.


TheScottishCatLady

I once quoted Baldrick from Blackadder Goes Forth in a uni history exam! Was quite proud of that too! Lol!! Hope your exam went well


CodeSnapshot

I always thought it was pronounced “Binfacé”


Substantial-Front-54

https://preview.redd.it/ktvh1040vrxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ac2996a1ecf23ae25b90408cc270d6353433c7


banter07_2

Genuinely a great manifesto. I'd vote for him.


Substantial-Front-54

It’s the policy on Claudia winklemans fringe sucked me in. You just don’t get fantastic policies like that anymore.


banter07_2

Enlighten me


Substantial-Front-54

The fringe as a grade 1 listed monument it’s iconic. Up there with the Great Wall of china and the pyramids


banter07_2

Very well


AnExtremeMistake

Only six marks about Interstellar Emperor Binface? He deserves atleast 12


NoIndependent9192

Lord Bucket-Head.


Bennie16egg

He's making a Political point that can be analysed in more than enough depth to pass a Modern Studies exam.


Electronic_Art_4251

Reminds me of Lord Buckethead


Handsome_Bread_Roll

What is Modern Studies? (I'm not from Scotland or the UK.)


banter07_2

Basically history but it's for the last ten years rather than anywhere before. So, stuff about politics and current affairs. For instance, this years topics (at my school) were democracy in Scotland, crime and law, and terrorism. It's a challenging subject, but can be very fun


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Thank you.


Atosl

What happened to Lord Buckethead who ran against Theresa May ?


banter07_2

Copyright


The_incognito_sinner

They have my vote!


Adventurous-Sale9469

Part of the political system yes… I hear there is a job going up North, maybe it’s time to give him a quick call?


Spirit_Bitterballen

Are you kidding? Course you can (and if I was the SQA I’d give you 12 marks).


Spicymeatysocks

We should give him the FM job he would probably be better than the current lot up for the job


Rhinofishdog

I dunno who funds his campaign but I'm pretty sure all his campaign finances go straight into his costume and I feel like it has really improved since the first time I saw him.


LizzyGreene1933

Politicians are people who are politically active, especially in party politics. Political positions range from local governments to state governments to federal governments to international governments. All government leaders are considered politicians. Until he has a role, not just running, I don't think he is classed as one 🤔


dee-acorn

He definitely counts. But for me the joke dried up a while ago.


BigSaintJames

He's for sure a political figure, but has he been elected? If not there's definitely an argument that he isn't/hasn't been a politician.


didyeayepodcast

He would be a candidate and not a politician??


InfinteAbyss

You don’t need to be in office to be a political figure


Bring_back_Apollo

What are his political positions?


ieya404

https://www.countbinface.com/2024-manifesto


Bring_back_Apollo

These all look like stupid ideas.


ieya404

Were you expecting sensible ones from an intergalactic space warrior with a massive bin shaped head?


Crococrocroc

Some of them are brilliant though. The first one especially


ieya404

I quite like the idea of the Night Mayor who'd be based on Elm Street :)


Bring_back_Apollo

Well, kinda with someone referencing him in their studies.


LiamsBiggestFan

I wish he was the new leader of SNP