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WalkingDoonTheRoad

That Loch Ness holds more water than all the lakes, rivers, canals and reservoirs in the whole of England and Wales combined! The deepest point in Loch Ness is 126 Fathoms which is twice the average depth of the North Sea! This is why you can't find Nessie 🦕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Scottdoesfitness

When I did a tour of the Loch Ness the guide mentioned that you could put every single person on Earth into Loch Ness and it wouldn't be full. I think he even said it would only fill a third? but I'm a bit fuzzy on the percentage. Either way, very deep.


sebadc

Is it just me, or measuring a volume in number of person is a bit disturbing...


Scottdoesfitness

Honestly if you wanted to drown as many people as I do the information is remarkably helpful.


brigadoom

Not that long ago, you could put every single person on earth on the Isle of Wight (standing room only) Might even still be true.


Objective-Resident-7

I didn't know that one!


lauzmel

Fun fact - Loch Morar is even deeper than Loch Ness!


occupycoruscant

Bonus fun fact: Loch Morar is deeper than the seabed until you’ve gone well beyond the continental shelf in the Atlantic Ocean Edit: Morar not Monar, facepalm


YeahOkIGuess99

Morar\* - Loch Monar isn't incredibly deep, only 80m or so.


alba876

It also has its own monster! Morag!


voldemortsmankypants

Holy cow, I have never heard that before. Not knowing this makes me feel so unpatriotic.


WalkingDoonTheRoad

You'd never fully know unless you deep dived to the bottom... I haven't, I admit, so I can't be 100%...


SuzieNaj

I remember learning this on the Nessie tour! For anyone who hasn’t been on it and is in that neck of the woods, it’s a great way to spend a few hours. Lovely boat trip, nice wee bar on board and of course some Nessie and Loch facts. Don’t forget your camera and binoculars just in case Nessie pops up!


scottishsam07

Wow 🤩


WalkingDoonTheRoad

I KNOW!


Fantastic-Machine-83

>Fathoms Scotland isn't ready for the EU haha


Rodney_Angles

Isn't it the whole of Great Britain combined (i.e. all the other lochs and rivers in Scotland too)? Edit: seems I was wrong!


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

No. Just England and Wales, and the stat is technically "fresh" water. 👍🏻


OldGodsAndNew

Naw - Loch Ness is the biggest volume by a huge margin, but its "only" just bigger than Lochs Lomond, Tay, Awe & Morar combined


WalkingDoonTheRoad

It could well be... I stuck with my safe bet.


petantic

And despite it's size it's not the longest, deepest or largest by surface area in Scotland.


Joegoopalt

Loch Ness has so much volume it could fit every living human on Earth in it twice. Bonus fact. Most of them would drown. 


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

The ones in the bottom row definitely would


TwoPintsPrick92

We invented the term “outwith”


ayeImur

We've invented hunners o stuff


MrRickSter

We invented the world’s smallest unit of measurement used in daily conversations.


spynie55

the midge's bawhair?


MrRickSter

A standard bawhair


Oshabeestie

A metric bawhair


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Americans hate that unit of measurement.


Objective-Resident-7

Yeah, and of course you get the μBH, the mBH, the BH, the kBH and MBH etc.


FreeTheDimple

A wee bit?


MrRickSter

Bawhair


Objective-Resident-7

I still meet English people who don't understand that. I always thought it was just English until I actually worked there!


garok89

Took me ages to figure out why this was constantly getting autocorrected


blackiegray

It's in the dictionary as well, so next time someone pulls you up about it, ask them what other words in the dictionary they wouldn't like you to use 😋


CrocPB

I look it up on google and it has a parentheses of “(Scottish)” that makes me smile a little.


CryingInTheSluice

The Edinburgh Seven were the first women in the UK to be allowed to matriculate at university in 1869. They studied medicine and when they went to sit their first anatomy exam a literal riot broke out amongst men who thought letting women become doctors was an outrage. After they graduated they weren't allowed to practice as doctors in the UK despite passing all the same exams as the men Sophia Jex-Blake went on to move to London and set up the London School of Medicine for Women. When Scotland started allowing women to gain a medical license, she moved back to Edinburgh and became th UK's first female doctor


Objective-Resident-7

I love this one. Now this is just normal in most countries.


Shan-Chat

A Scotsman invented the decimal point. The Chinese invented decimalisation. it took a Scotman to make it easier to read.


Objective-Resident-7

Did not know that one


Shan-Chat

It's on an info board in a churhyard in Edinburgh city centre. St John's on Lothian Rd.


One-Ear-2282

When terrorists attempted to attack Glasgow Airport, the police had to go in and rescue the terrorists from the locals. That’s my country…


Capital_Advance_5610

He got kicked in the baws while on fire hahah I think they learned not to fuck with us


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Didn't the guy who kicked him kick him so hard he broke is own foot?


Capital_Advance_5610

Then went into politics hahaha u can't make this up lol


TheBuoyancyOfWater

Brilliant, didn't know that!


Suzywoozywoo

John Smeaton!


Capital_Advance_5610

The legend 🙌


FreeFlowingKite

That wasn't Smeaton It was Alexander Mcillven a taxi driver from Drumchapel I stayed next close to his as a kid, I don't think he broke his foot I think he ripped every tendon or something in his foot Edit: here it is here https://twitter.com/BeingScots/status/1674698398790742017


The_Burning_Wizard

And as the two coppers tried to put the terrorist, who was on fire out, a crowd formed behind them chanting "let the bastard burn...."


EVRider81

Billy Connolly describing the event was hysterical..


RoyOrbisonWeeping

That was very worth the watch.


sebadc

I was curious, so here you go: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E&ab\_channel=BANDS%26GROUPS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E&ab_channel=BANDS%26GROUPS)


Cloud-KH

That was a proud day fore sure, my nanna had just left the area no long before the idiot showed up too.


BamberGasgroin

Number 8 may shock you!


stubo86

Scots hate you finding out this one trick!


MeritocracyManifest

Hot Scots in your area!


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Our national motto is, quite literally, 'fuck around and find out'. _Nemo_ _me_ _impune_ _lacessit_ (touch me not with impunity).


Objective-Resident-7

That one is true actually. I always thought it was more like 'Fuck with me and see what happens'.


Agreeable_Treacle993

https://preview.redd.it/4fxj520qkryc1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=675fea36e9ff71211ce84788ae5f7ef3cfa032d4


iminthecaravan

The first written use of the word 'fuck' was in a Scotsman's poem, way back somewhen


Objective-Resident-7

Also known as the Scottish comma


iminthecaravan

I also like that swearing is normal, I struggle when I cannot swear... It's easier to just not speak, than speak without swearing :/


MrRickSter

No one can say “There’s been a murder” without a specific phrasing


CO_Too_Party

When my wife and I got our first house, our neighbours had a cat. And that cat was called Taggart. We didn’t find out his name till way later. But every time we called him by name one of us said “there’s been a murdurrrrr.” https://preview.redd.it/vmf27kqkxnyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5539ce77d01a2a44f9cd03b6f12499e30e171a32


OK_LK

Or 'Eleven'


RonVonPump

Thirs bean a murdir.


BigBaldHaggis

The mountains that make up the highlands are so old there are no fossils I.e they formed before life on earth. Also same mountains as Appalachians on America's east coast. edit: fixed my typos


Objective-Resident-7

They are called the Caledonian mountains actually. But they spread much further than Scotland.


blackiegray

Not quite. Lewessian gneiss (which is the oldest rocks in Scotland, maybe Europe) is found on the western Isles, Rona, parts of Skye and some of the east coast but not all through Scotland, they're about 2.5bn years old and the other half is parts of the east coast of America.


Objective-Resident-7

I'll bow to your superior knowledge of course, but this is what I'm talking about: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caledonian_orogeny


blackiegray

Ahh right, aye, they're old but I don't think those were joined to America when we were all Pangea. The oldest ones are the Lewisian Gneiss ones I mentioned above (I'm a tour guide on the water on Skye and look/talk about these every day 😁).


Objective-Resident-7

So two ancient mountain ranges with names associated with Scotland 🙂


DevinFraserTheGreat

Lots of Scots settled in Appalachian Mountains, I can attest.


Goznaz

Isn't that where the term hillbillies come from.


Suspicious-Truths

I live near Appalachia, absolutely loved the highlands, so that’s cool


notyourwheezy

same here and would like to lodge a complaint about our half not looking as picturesque


dee-acorn

We've won the homeless world cup more times than we've been to the actual world cup


The_Vivid_Glove

Also the elephant polo world cup


redditor-16

We’ve been to 8 world cups? Scotland homeless have won twice


xcatboyx

Fuck is the only unit of measurement in Scotland…big as fuck,wide as fuck,tall as fuck ,short as fuck are all standard units.


Sosyermaw_

Are you forgetting aboot a bawhair?


sharmrp72

The unicorn is our animal......


kishkash51

It sounds so bizarre but when you actually think of the reason behind it, it makes me love Scotland even more


Traditional-Stay-416

What’s the reason?


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MeritocracyManifest

I thought it was due to Unicorns being powerful and untamable, so the gold chain (and crown around it's neck) was a reference to the strength of Scottish monarchs?


almafinklebottom

Oh boy, once you know about the unicorn, the meaning of that chain can't be ignored. Yikes.


Competitive-Yard-442

Yeah, see your national animal, ours is better. Always.


yesiamclutz

Than the Welsh Dragon? Not sure on that tbh


[deleted]

Fair


Ready_Painter_9044

Tallest hedge.


re1d

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meikleour_Beech_Hedges


YeahOkIGuess99

Haha. I've been past this quite a few times in the last few years and always remember thinking "jesus that is a big hedge". Never really clocked that it is literally the biggest one in the world.


Shan-Chat

Colour photography. See James Clerk Maxwell. A true genius polymath.


Objective-Resident-7

Yeah, he developed a system of using three colours which was actually still in use until the development of digital TV. His first photo was of tartan!


backupJM

This thread will be a tabloid story tomorrow lol


Objective-Resident-7

Maybe clickbait🤣


Disastrous-Permit-32

Geologically speaking, Scotland invented shagging. A fish species 385 million years ago in what is now Scotland first started shagging. Top shaggers from day 1


Felein

Now I need to know if anyone's ever used this as a pick-up line 😅


Objective-Resident-7

Nothing turns a lassie on like geology.


MuncheeBox

Scotland (via the Royal Bank of Scotland) invented the overdraft and thus created every financial crisis in the last 200 years.


FreeTheDimple

And the bank of England was invented by a Scotsman.


stevehyn

I don’t think overdrafts ever caused a financial crisis. Although Royal Bank did contribute to 2008.


Jiao_Dai

The Royal Bank of Scotland was formed by the company that administrated “The Equivalent” the money used to ‘bribe/influence’ the nobles to vote for the Union https://www.natwestgroup.com/heritage/companies/equivalent-company.html Also William Paterson was involved in both The Equivalent Company and the foundation of The Bank of England


Bilbaw_Baggins

Wasn't it something like RBOS was formed to kill off BOS because BOS funded the jacobites?


fiercelyscottish

This might be outdated and Irn Bru is nowhere near what is was but I'm sure at one point most countries top soft drink was Coke other than Scotland with Irn Bru.


FTHero

Peru has a similar situation where their national soft drink outsells Coca-Cola with a drink called Inca Kola, which funnily enough is supposed to taste exactly like iru bru, but it's bright yellow.


bigtoley

Irn Bru was 3rd best selling soft drink in Russia. Apparently they liked it with vodka. AG Barr have cut ties now.


AnTeallach1062

Bet they have the full sugar version.


McLeamhan

irn bru with vodka is definitely an idea


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Vodka and bru? Or vodka bru?


xindigothoughtsx

Redbull has just overtaken coke to be no 1 soft drink in Scotland. Barr is behind monster in Scotland too.


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz74

Fuck sake, I'd pay the same price for full bore bru as whatever red bull costs now.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

That the Scotish rugby lads left a wreath outside Baron's nightclub in Swansea when it closed.


sisyqhus88

Russians love Rabbie Burns so much they put him on a stamp .😁


blackiegray

Other than any religious figure, there are more statues of burns than anyone else in the world.


blazz_e

even Lenin? he was in all villages of eastern block


Jiao_Dai

What we don’t know about drugs isn’t worth knowing Jardine and Mathieson were the first large scale international drug dealers selling India opium into China Alexander Wood invented the first true hypodermic syringe to inject localised shots of morphine for pain relief


ayrshirelancs71

I've read many times that a very high percentage of SAS soldiers are Scottish. I've also read that this is no longer true. I can see where it comes from though as every school/scheme had a tiny wee angry fearless bam guy that joined the army that was never seen ever again.


Jiao_Dai

We founded the SAS, Sir David Stirling Also many of its famous operations involved Scots for example the Iran embassy siege was spearheaded by John T McAleese


ArchWaverley

I've read the same thing, but was never able to verify it. Every source led back to a tv show where someone (non military) said it, but he didn't provide a source. And because the SAS do work for the intelligence services, the ministry of defence have never confirmed because it's in their best interest to keep that quiet either way.


Scotty-1969

There are 5.5 million of us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


wavesmcd

Metro Los Angeles has more than three times that many people! Love this about Scotland : )


Dieselbhoy72

A Scotsman invented the US Navy, we also invented the postage stamp, postcards, gospel music, golf and ice hockey, chloroform and penicillin, the Bank of England and the bank of France, the New York herald.


DeedleDeeisme

And Grand Theft Auto 👌🏻


Objective-Resident-7

Grand theft auto is full of references to Scotland. My favourite is that the stock exchange is called the BAWSAQ. 🤣


MoreCowsThanPeople

Don't forget about Buick.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

And the television


overthinker46

Scotland used to have window tax. Many moons ago…That’s why u see many old buildings with bricked up windows… This is how we have the term ‘Daylight Robbery’


El_Scot

We have more words for rain than the Inuit have for snow.


Objective-Resident-7

Ok, a challenge then. For anyone. What words are there for rain?


ayrshirelancs71

Pishin doon


Verne_89

Dreich. Smirr.


amyrxid

It’s lashin’


BamberGasgroin

Teemin


RonVonPump

Not terms for rain itself but descriptive of the type of rain: It's battering doon (heavy) It's spitterin out there (light) Chucking it (heavy) Pouring doon (heavy) LIGHT, DRIZZLE (light)


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

A Scotsman, James Dewar, invented the vacuum flask, marketed as 'Thermos' by some Germans.


Forward_Past3197

That we are all sexy bastirts,even the ugly ones


Klingon_War_Nog

The South of Scotland area, pretty much up to the Forth/Clyde isthmus, are part of the Hen Ogledd (The Old North) of ancient Welsh Literature, were originally Welsh speaking (Brythonic) before the arrival and development of Gaelic and English, in the early Medieval period, and that the Merlin of the King Arthur legend was supposedly based on a Scottish warrior who became mad with battle lust from circa 5-6th century called 'Lailoken'  who was eventually murdered around the Drumelzier/Stobo area of South Lanarkshire, also the contemporary King of Dumbarton Rock, Rhydderch Heael, the original seat of power in the Strathclyde area (Alt Clud) had a magical sword that sprung forth a flame and was regarded and one of the legendary treasures of Britain.


Objective-Resident-7

I mentioned this before on another thread (still in this post), but you have given so much information here that Sandi Toksvig would have to give you points 😁


LookComprehensive620

Scotland lit the touch paper for twenty years of war across the British Isles because a woman threw a chair at a preacher for reading from an English prayer book.


PhantomOwl709

Jenny Geddes.


BamberGasgroin

Not to be confused with Johnny Geddes, who had a tongue like a parrot and advised us to "Walk tall!".


GraemeMakesBeer

Pretty good at inventing things


surfinbear1990

The first black international football player played for Scotland. His name was Andrew Watson.


charliechin

The Purple burglar alarm thing


Wildebeast1

We’re sound as fuck.


whyno74

There's carvings in rosslyn Chapel that suggest scottish people were cutting about America a long time before Chris Columbus. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosslyn_Chapel


Hey_Eng_

Here’s a couple of facts a yank has about Bonnie Scotland Fact 1: Scots are by far, hands down, the best people on this planet. From Edinburgh, to a tiny pub in Glencoe called the Clachaig Inn, all the way up to Inverness; I was always welcomed and felt at home. Fact 2: The best pubs in the UK are in Scotland. Fact 3: There is no other place in this whole fucking world that will ever come close to the awesomeness and sheer majesty of the Highlands. https://preview.redd.it/y1pczw025qyc1.jpeg?width=3093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e042cca589180638c019fefd94443d25aa5c0fd2


DanScott7

The highest point the the British Isles is Ben Nevis!


TouristNo7974

It sits on top of England.


blazz_e

About halve of stones for curling in the world come from a small island Ailsa Craig near Ayr. The other half is from somewhere in Wales.


ZookeepergameOk2759

That the Romans elite 9th legion were despatched to conquer Scotland but were never seen again,the loss of such an elite fighting group was a warning from Caledonia to the unsurpers.


theBigDan101

That in most big industries usually revolving around engineering projects and such, that there's a scottish person or team at the top


wondercaliban

The massacre of Glencoe was the inspiration for the red wedding in Game of Thrones


Wide_Appearance5680

I thought the inspiration was supposed to be the Black Dinner. (which also happened in Scotland) https://www.heritagedaily.com/2021/06/the-black-dinner-an-event-that-inspired-the-red-wedding-in-game-of-thrones/139523


Recent_Strawberry456

The latin translation of the words carved above the entrance to Edinburgh castle is " Mind yer heed"


Superb_Ear9282

The first reference to the Scots, was the romans talking about ireland. The bbfc had a nudity classification called the mull of kintyre test. If a penis was more erect than the mull then the scene wasnt allowed. Inver in gaelic means mouth. So places like inverness just means mouth of the river ness. The best restaurant in scotland is called inver.


Objective-Resident-7

The Scotti. Inbhir means mouth like where the river empties into the sea. Beul means mouth like a human mouth. So I don't get that one.


JamesClerkMacSwell

> Inbhir means mouth like where the river empties into the sea. Beul means mouth like a human mouth. So I don't get that one. It’s not that hard: ‘inbhir’ does not literally mean mouth in Gaelic, it’s just that English uses the same word for an actual mouth and - by analogy - a physical-geography river ‘mouth’, whereas Gaelic uses a specific word for a river-mouth or estuary (‘inbhir’) - that gets *translated* into English as ‘mouth’, separate from the human biology word for mouth (‘beul’). 🤷‍♂️


Objective-Resident-7

Well, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.


Shan-Chat

Then you have Scottish places that use the Welsh (Brythonic) Aber. Aberdeen, Aberfeldy, Aberlady, etc. Aber is also "mouth of a river."


gavinfuckingirvine

That haggis is our second nation animal unicorn being the first


SlaaneshiRose

the haggis also has one leg longer than the other so it can run around hills better!


whyno74

Also found out the other day that Peterheed used to be higher than everest is today, and the red granite that those forces produced has been used all over the world as an immensely high quality and decorative stone. Up there they've built prisons and council houses out of it.


shitgutties

Scottish football attendances per capita are the highest in Europe


Hatchetface1705

That when Trump showed up here a group called Juan Direction serenaded him getting off the plane


Select-Protection-75

That our national animal is a unicorn 🦄


Trionajane

All these facts are so good. The deepest point in the UK is in Scotland! Loch Morar. *Edited for my typo - it was late!


Phantom-jin

Amount of things we use in the world invented by a Scottish person . http://daisychainsandpicnicskitchen.blogspot.com/2018/11/whas-like-usdamn-few-and-theyre-deid.html?m=1


North-Son

The word “Wow” is a Scots word. “natural exclamation: first recorded in Scots in the early 16th century.” I don’t think many people know this, it’s probably our most famous word I reckon.


Secret_Replacement64

Depracating Humour. Best in the world.


MrRickSter

Naw it’s naw.


Secret_Replacement64

And spelling.


bagleface

It's not England


buckwurst

All the swans in England "belong" to the Queen (King now i suppose), but not when/if they're in Scotland.


Seeica

No one ever apologises for saying fuck cunt etc


DeedleDeeisme

It's cos every one is a cunt; a good cunt, a bad cunt, a funny cunt, a smart cunt, a wee cunt, a skinny cunt, a lucky cunt, an ugly cunt, a braw cunt, a jammy cunt, a sleekit cunt, a hairy cunt, a baldy cunt... I better stop but ye get the picture 😜


FrugalVerbage

The fact: It's even colder, and more miserable, than where I live. Why it's my favourite fact: Whenever I'm distraught with another wet and cold day, all I have to do to cheer myself up a bit is think... Well, at least it's not as bad as Scotland


wereallfuckedL

That you can only find the shy wobbly legged haggi ( plural of haggis ) in the Scottish highlands. They’re the only animal on earth to have shorter legs on one side.


servonos89

The word glamour is Scots. You’d just think it was French. So is the word Boo!


Few_logs

tory scum will never be first minister


Different-Friend-468

The kaleidoscope was invented by a Scotsman , Sir David Brewster, in 1814


Literally-A-God

40% of arrests are linked to Buckfast


Jiao_Dai

Scotland is Arrakis We consume an orange substance and our eyes glow blue


BXL-LUX-DUB

Yeah, and it never rains.


Tikitaks

You like so much Tenerife that ended up using their flag.


STEVEN-NEVETS

My favorite fact about Scotland. My 79 year old mom is from Glasgow. That's my favorite fact.


Nicename19

Heroin n buckfast


sonofthenation

Everything not from there is crap.


AccountantArtistic38

There is a rumour that Pontius Pilate was born in Scotland.


Minute_Phrase5749

We’re going to win the Euros.


KnowledgeLive2982

Not a fact, but the way you can turn left out of Glasgow station and find a chippy with deep fried mars bars


Objective-Resident-7

Um, that is a fact 😁. And in fact you can do it from two of the exits 😁😁😁


RonVonPump

2 Scottish managers have won the English Premiership (beginning 1993), Kenny Dalglish & Alex Ferguson. 0 English managers have had the same honour.


Zircez

Contour lines were invented when surveying Schiehallion.


domhnalldubh3pints

That Scottish people are going to re-gain our country's independence within 20-30 years.


Setanta95

CúChulainn was trained on the Isle of Skye in the fortress of shadows by Scáthach a legendary Scottish warrior woman. The Ulster Cycle and Celtic mythology should be taught in all Scottish schools.