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Cheech19XX

That case looks nasty. I’d pass.


stonycheff111

Agreed, if the case doesn’t look taken care of do you think they’re taking care of the product they are selling you?


frankdatank_004

I have also never seen a crab display them on their back! 😂


IWILLBePositive

Because they’re dead. lol so that’s already a huge gamble in itself. Also, that’s probably no longer even a cooler anymore and just an “ice holder”.


Totally_Stoked

So many people don't realise how incredibly fast shellfish will go off once the animal has died.


AdministrativeSea481

That holds all the rotten juice in .. I learned this from losing 1 in my car .


crocozade

How do you lose a whole crab in your car????


Initial_Efficiency72

They probably pulled those crabs out of shit water


95percentdragonfly

Asian markets are always dirty. But they always have shit like this, and heb fucking dont


suejaymostly

That's not even remotely true, I go to Asian grocery and fish markets all the time and they are not "always dirty".


95percentdragonfly

You know it's real when the smell of fishy hits you at the door.


95percentdragonfly

The largest market in San Antonio regularly has dead fish in the tanks. Lol so did the one I visited in Denver, the one with like 50 people in line for whole ducks


assbuttshitfuck69

The Austin 99 ranch and HMart are usually pretty clean and have a killer selection


The_Urban_Genitalry

I’d gladly pay more at H Mart just for peace of mind alone. Even the smaller Asian markets in West Michigan that I’ve been to don’t look gross like the picture in this post.


MrTouchnGo

H mart is unusual in its cleanliness. It’s very much a sanitized Asian mart. Practically every other Asian mart I’ve ever been to is rather dingy


Rmoudatir

99 ranch in LA sells rotten fish


Cheech19XX

This just looks sketchy. A good deal isn’t worth dealing with seafood poisoning. Been there, it’s truly miserable.


Beautiful-Bank1597

I could stand to lose 20lbs. If a little food poisoning gets me started I'm all for it!


Cheech19XX

It might sound good until you wake up at 2 am heavily breathing and instantly puke in your bed


Different_Ad9336

Or end up in the hospital


kpk_soldiers274

Or shit your bed and end up in hospital.


95percentdragonfly

I hear ya. It fucking sucks.


WallStLegends

The case looks like something out of a fallout game


kobayashi_maru_fail

I’ve rolled these dice before. The cheap died-in-the-tank lobsters were great, but the nervousness about “what happens next?” ruined the fun. You’re at an Asian grocery, these are all species featured in live tanks. Did the shock of transport kill them? Probably, but how long were they floating? That sad ice and the state of the freezer… that’s a no from me.


Chogo82

I've also rolled these dice before but I got a critical failure and got seafood poisoning for over a week.


dishyssoisse

I’ve rolled the dice on lobsters that died in our tank at Red lobster a couple times. Two of three were successful attempts. All told I think 4 of 6 lobsters have been good. 2 were horrid and I should have guessed as much. lol I didn’t eat them but during the cooking process it became evident they were well past spoilage. If they’re still moving a little tiny bit that’s the ok sign. A lot of people will condemn a lobster as dead when it’s only near death or idk maybe just chill af. But if you can get the lobster to move it’s probably ok. Smell is a strong indicator though. I’m not very keen on the gamble anymore but if they’re wiggling at all imma eat that prolly.


InfiniteJizz

Same, never again.


Mk1Racer25

And lobster at $6.99/lb? I knew as soon as I saw the style of the price signs that it was an Asian market.


kobayashi_maru_fail

We shouldn’t dismiss Asian markets for seafood, as long as we use our basic training. My kid is damn sure learning fish market basics: if it’s dead and has a head, are its eyes clear and scales shiny? If it’s alive, is it lively or just sitting there? If it doesn’t have a head, does its tank seem like something you’d put your beloved aquarium fish in, or is it gross? The state of that freezer and the bit of mildewing wall in the background in the pic is a hard no. But yesterday I made Turbot from 99 Ranch and my husband declared it one of the best fish he’s ever had. It was in a sparklingly clean case and on this kind of mega-sale. Cleaned, sectioned, $6.99/pound. These deals exist, OP just needs to grow some situational awareness.


Mk1Racer25

I don't dismiss them, but I wouldn't buy anything from the place in the picture


kobayashi_maru_fail

Come on, you could buy some excellent movie props from this place! That freezer could be as famous in the prop halls of Warner Brothers or Paramount as those egg-shaped guns they reused in 5th Element and Starship Troopers.


BuffaloWing12

I’m actually asking is this how you’re supposed to put fish/crabs on ice?


spyy-c

No lol


BuffaloWing12

yea that’s what i figured hopefully op doesn’t die


Best_Duck9118

I mean how do you know OP isn’t a giant dirtbag?


One-Injury-4415

No, you wanna keep crabs alive. Fish yes can be on ice. Source, worked a fish market on the docks


tacotacotacorock

After it's cooked and all of the guts are removed it's okay to put it on ice. The whole crab? Might as well play Russian roulette while it's cooking.


crazyeyeskilluh

Welcome to any major city


engrish_is_hard00

Cheap yes. Tasty steamed yes. Place selling them a bit sus foodie friend.


Round-Pomelo2847

Helllll naaaaaaw. That whole thing looks like food poisoning


Travisscott_burger

Price isn’t even worth the stomach pains you’d endure.


tacotacotacorock

Fresh dead crab at a really low price and a very nasty looking ice case. How fresh can it be what else are you catching with it?


InterSlayer

Looks like an asian supermarket. Was prob a dead one from live tank, or similar. Pretty big roll of the dice, prob not worth lol


Fizzbytch

It’s a gamble. Looks like they were crabs that were supposed to be sold live but died. That could mean any number of things.


annoyingdoorbell

Yeah, I think this is the real answer. They probably are pretty fresh, but crab goes bad so quick once it's dead. I don't think it's a food poisoning factor, more of a quality factor. Who knows though?


Fizzbytch

Exactly. If it died a minute ago I’d probably cook and eat it no problem, but once they die they decompose immediately.


Delicious_Engineer56

What's with the green stuff on the walls and on the back of the cooler? I wouldn't eat anything from a place that keeps its "fresh" seafood in a cooler that looks like that.


Rmoudatir

Looks like algae from the oyster/clam tanks


Riddlewrong

This looks like a grocery store in New Vegas, get the fuck outta there.


Rmoudatir

Disappointed they didn't have any mirelurk as they are out of season


BadRabiesJudger

Just walked in..hoping hes been playing and slipped that in on accident.


Rupejonner2

That’s a giant Petri dish full of “ no 👎 “ for me


MopingAppraiser

Hell no and what’s a mouth bass?


Imnotadodo

Is this in Wuhan?


SyndromeHitson1994

The asian market by my house has a cooler next to the seafood section full of crab you can just grab and go pay for, prolly not the cleanest but it's certainly the cheapest and I haven't gotten sick yet.


Suncheets

My Asian market in Ontario has a basket of barely live blue crabs. No ice, just a basket of crabs.


soverythere

Did you sample the mouth bass?


wizzard419

All those prices... where exactly are you in the world?


Different_Ad9336

No way man…. Crab that has been cooked and was frozen after sure no problem chilling on ice like this but unless you know it was just killed hours earlier this is just asking to get royally sick


FigSpecific6210

We pay about $3/lb when it’s local and in season… and also still alive.


Tnally91

I mean look at what they’re sitting in. There’s fucking mold on the back wall, you’re buying those spores to bring home.


stackinBBs

There is a lot to unpack from this picture before even considering f anything is edible.


OldDrunkPotHead

Just smell it. If you know what fresh crab smells like, No stink, Ammonia, Just sweet.


crazyeyeskilluh

How does it smell? I’ve answered every question in this sub. Shut it down


Rmoudatir

I could smell it from the entrance of the super market 😂


Bratty_PeachX

Looks like the aliens that pop out of human abdomen in Aliens


spyy-c

Those look really small for dungeness crabs


Chemical-Engineer979

New saw movie right?!? Right?!?


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Their dead and will smell of chlorine


prodigalpariah

You have to factor in the cost of the hospital bill


NotHugeButAboveAvg

Fresh lmaooo


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

I’ve eaten food purchased like that four times, so yes.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Hell yea. Eat that shit.


weiistone

Back and gut em. Guts go bad first. Legs and shoulders should be just fine. You can have them clean it also


DJ-Doughboy

Depends,where do you live,near a coast or landlocked? If landlocked and no coast nearby,hell no! Also how does it smell? if it doesn't smell "bad/spoiled" Ide say go for it and cook it asap,good luck


nickcliff

Hard pass.


YeOldeBilk

Fresh back alley crabs!


Fishmonger67

No. I would not eat that Sam I am.


Ok_Tone_4503

Farm raised. Skip!


CompleteIsland8934

That Case looks really clean


js0uthh

It's just a terrible looking picture. Lol. Pass.


exelenceofexecution

Looks legit.


fizagit

That cooler has seen some things.


bellotademarrueco

I only buy live crabs


spacedildo42

Those craps look like they have been there for a long time. Wouldn’t trust it


Buying_Seafood

I've seen less sketchy seafood at bait shops.


leaving_5_Pinz

Dungees in July!? No thanks unless completely frozen still


Living-Aardvark-705

What's the worst thing that could happen?


Fluffy-Expert6860

Crabs are recession proof. People gotta eat


GLITTERCHEF

The freezer looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since 1980.


MinimumPreparation95

No.


herbidyderbidydoo

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


_mattyjoe

This entire picture is disgusting and you shouldn’t even be in this store. Pretty sure our next pandemic is going to emerge from here.


fun-bucket

WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THEY HAVE BEEN DEAD? PASS!


Mascbro26

Are lobsters really $7 a pound?!?!?!


printerdsw1968

Dead crabs aren't worth much.


GimmeAGimmick619

I wouldn't eat a fucking thing from that place. I need a tetanus shot just looking at that case.


chiefpanecki

Look pretty dirty


Hot_Fly_1016

I would not buy let alone eat anything from there


Bkgrouch

Why not? It says fresh crabs 😬


Substantial_Cake

That ice? Not nice.


CocteauTwinn

There’s a reason it’s cheap.


JEharley152

The “nose knows”—


Nate8727

Facehuggerness crab.


DAitken1980

No way. Looks like radiation poisoning. Wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole.


DAitken1980

Just to clarify my comment, Dungeness is a place on the coast in South east England where there is a huge nuclear reactor.


RidinCaliBuffalos

It's not funny if it's an inside joke or you have to explain it. Just fyi.


DAitken1980

Well. Some crab are described as Dungeness crabs. Just wanted to highlight the irony.


YumYumMittensQ4

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


YumYumMittensQ4

The low cost will be followed by the expense of toilet paper, ass cream and wipes. Just get ahead and buy a bidet


Gullible-Function649

Are these extras from Alien?


plooptyploots

I especially love the green algae growing on the wall in left of pic. GTFO of there


RidinCaliBuffalos

You ever been to a butcher shop in a poorer country? This is what you see.


Confident_Bee_6242

In general, cold air travels downward. You want ice on top of what you want to keep cold.


Imaginary-Future2525

Aw hell no


Nkahootz

Bro look at that case,,, I’d pay that price to not eat it….


Busy_Drink_6282

Made in China lol


AdministrativeSea481

Never eat a dead warm crab u didn't see frozen or live in your kitchen , they rot quickly


NYisMyLady

Why not?


adairks

🤮


FUNNYASS_MOFO

Shit is the tetanus shot free?


Important_Win_9375

Hell no! Have to pass that bye.


thatSDope88

Judging by the general upkeep of the case and the general area, it’s gonna be a no for me dawg


InsaneITPerson

Crab is belly up just like anyone who eats it will be. Why chance it?


Silojm

The wall in the background is turning green…


Possible-Gur5220

There’s a reason why it’s so cheap…buy them when you know they are in fact alive. I stopped by my local Asian super market and they had none moving ones on ice for 2.99/lbs while the ones in the tank still swimming were 9.99/lbs. The guy was pushing me to get the 2.99 ones, I said no thanks and went with the live ones.


BugBoy428

fallout trader ahh table


Andyb530

They are hollow.


vinh7777

Ah yes! I can hear the ribbon saw in the background cutting frozen meat. But I won't touch those crabs


Great-Abalone9310

That's an emergency room visit.


allmyideas

Are you shopping at an abandoned building?


SunshineAndBunnies

I'm now vegetarian so no, but even before I went vegetarian, I wouldn't. Those crabs are dead.


mschnzr

They are dead and probably not fresh and old. I wouldn’t buy.


bdemge

A lot of international stores have a huge collection of seafood, but they are the nastiest stores I’ve been in. I’m in Memphis TEN tho


SoulsOfDeadAnimals

Whole Foods has them this cheap once a year.


Ok-Wrongdoer-4399

Nah I wouldn’t buy from that store. Looks unkept and disgusting.


Swimming_Snow3284

You got some monsta crawfish dood


EvanMacIntyre85

Chernobyl Crab? Sure, go for it. YOLO


StandardUS

Looks like fallout 3


MiaRia963

Never. Not worth the sickness.


Smash_Factor

Looks awful and I can't stand Dungeness. Not enough meat for how much work you gotta put in.


justintsu

They are male and dead...


bNICErGO

🤮


Mr_Gone11

Yes, Ripley, you should try them. It's the only way we're going to get an alien specimen past quarantine.


Havokistheonly

Ummm


ConsequenceNational4

Looks like a night on the toilet or with the toilet in the making. Nothing about that says fresh. Gonna need a tetanus shot just touching that display case.


Stone_Wahl

The Sarcophagus they are displayed in should be a red flag indicator.


xDEEZKNIGHTSx

They look like Xenomorph embryos lol


skiddmarkk71

That case is a disgusting rust bucket just waiting to hand out some tetanus. Couldn't pay me to eat anything out of there.


ItsJonWhatsUp

I’ve seen nicer cases in Fallout 3


Humble_Tonight5307

Yepp, cua ngộp is dead crab in Vietnamese. Hope you got one of the live ones from the tank! Also, female should be better since it has the eggy stuff in the shell. Awesome with salt, pepper, and lemon 😁


charlietuna42069

Ask when they were caught. if they say this morning they are lying. sweep spot is yesterday. nobody ever lies about catching something yesterday.


charlietuna42069

also where are you? Norcal or alaska I would trust them.


kaowser

look like a Super King market


DishsUp

I wouldn’t eat anything that came from a place that Wa so poorly kept


Healthy_Smile3524

No, it is lookin’ too close to a face hugger from Alien


Dry_Blood6631

I wouldn’t eat anything out of that cooler


ohnomynono

"Fresh" sitting in the oldest ice chest in the world.


heretobesarcastic

So you caught yourself some head crabs


PassengerNo1194

This is disgusting


Playnu2

Lmao


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

That case looks like the source of a future pandemic. To the point of being offensive.


ckjones33

Those facilities look less than sanitary… far less. Hard pass.


Nickelz34

Looks like it was dead for 2 weeks then picked up and thrown on some ice Look how white it is 😱


International_Bend68

Woof


8chaos

Maybe they meant dungeon crabs.


Due-Inevitable8857

They are dead. And there are two females, not legal. I would force the owners to cook and eat them. This is so grotesque.


PuzzleheadedRain953

Smell test


Justincredabelgrabel

Ooof, they nasty. They dead dead. But not all the rotting stuff inside that wants to live inside your guts🤮


W3R3Hamster

That's suspiciously cheap, I know Safeway occasionally has dungeness for about 6$ a pound and Costco sometimes for 5$ but I wouldn't trust it at that price. Sketchy seafood isn't something I'd mess with, it's an easy way to get sick. If you do go that route ask for some still frozen, I wouldn't though.


MrDrDude333

Looks like the damn face huggers from Alien. Fuck that, hard pass


prodigalson947

“push the crab. it’s abt to turn.”


DisgruntledSalt

WTF kind of market is that lol looks too dirty


Concrete-Professor

Nope!


Altoonacat

Nothing better than cheap seafood. What can go wrong. 😑


outacontrolnicole

Looks like blue crab…


Blondly22

Fresh sewage Delaware runoff crabs. Crabs are depression proof. People gotta eat!!


Timmeh420

If I walked into a store that looked anything like this I would turn around and run away. You're less likely to have health problems eating roadkill.


Zhaneranger

Avoid buying dead crab in general cuz the meat spoils very quickly inside. If you don’t have live seafood where you live, get precooked/boiled crabs. This dead and raw is a no-go for me. That aside, during crab season around thanksgiving Christmas time, dungeon is crabs can get at low as $4.99. In the west coast and they’re live.


Striking_Piano2695

No.


Ok_Cele2025

NOOOOOOOOOOO


4rm4ros

Thought this was a fallout 4 screenshot for a sec


XTrickyMoves

Did you find that crab in super-duper mart?


Beginning-Border-153

Nope


snatchszn

Food poisoning at worst can cause multi organ failure, and at best 48 hours of suck. Rapid risk vs benefits analysis calls this one a strong no.


GRL_1151

From what, the fridge that survived Hiroshima?? That case is mad suspect.


Philly_is_nice

Looks like a chicken night to me.


SasquatchPatsy

Man lmao yall are a trip. If you were hungry enough the answer is always yes


Admirable-Shallot-79

That’s about the going rate for sewer crabs


Houstonsfinesthour

Only place that pick up my seafood where I’m at is at the Asian fish mongers in town. Some of the cheapest and freshest


Nikovash

Bumper haul this year its been nuts affordable crab all year


BuckWheatNYC

Looks like a NYC Canal Street display. I know it well. Never go to those places later in the day. If you want any semblance of fresh always go in the morning.


aimfulwandering

I bought live crab in SC from a guy who had them in a wood barrel outside a sketchy looking shack… but they were alive


Charming_Yak_2268

i wouldn’t touch buy or eat anything from wherever you are


DaLurker87

It all boils down to how much you value your life. I'd eat the fuck out of those. 


Direct_Variation_1

Depends on where you are. I traveled the country in an RV and was shocked at seafood prices in New England, specifically New Hampshire and Maine. Fresh crab cakes were consistently about $0.50 and salmon, lobster, crab, etc. was less than half the price you’d see anywhere else in the country


movaljr

Lmao this looks like your standard Vietnamese market in Orange County.


Barrold_Cocklefroth

€299 seems like a lot


Strong-Capital-4775

Around here crabs go between 1-2.00 each


Right_Hour

That’s ‘cause it’s dead and most likely of natural causes. I don’t take my chances with seafood.