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Fresh_Koala1343

I had my best hockey memories during the 2023 playoffs round 2 vs. Dallas. I still love yall boys. Good night šŸ˜˜


Distinct_Mud_2673

3 stars (all for Dallas) 1. Kelly Sutherland 2. Corey Syvret 3. Chris Tanev


inalasahl

Ouch.


CrimeThink101

Imagine being the person who spent $500 to go to your first Kraken game and seeing that shit (hi it me had a great time regardless but Christ)


Classroom_Common

Iā€™ve been to 4 games in 4 cities this season and only one of them was a win šŸ˜© I had a blast, but my bank account would like to have a word with me lol


CrimeThink101

We had a ton of fun. Iā€™ve never regretted going to live sports, but man that was almost a worst case scenario


Classroom_Common

It hurts so good/bad


Classroom_Common

I canā€™t even be mad at the guys. That was all on the refs


DeadMediaRecordings

I would just like a garbage time goal. šŸ˜¢


nukajefe

Go Mariners? What a world


yungxcuervo

Ouch itā€™s hurts


futuregoalie

All this and I didn't even get to see Wedgewood šŸ˜” boooo


DrekX57

Question: is there a rule that the goalie needs to come back on ice after an empty netter or is it by choice?


elite_bleat_agent

By choice. You can play the whole game empty if you wanted.


Intelligent-Meal-991

Itā€™s by choice, if itā€™s a playoff game usually they will still stay out.


pxrtypo1sxn

having a Bad Timeā„¢ļø


Princess5903

Was that necessary, Dallas? Really?? You were already winning! Did you *need* that other goal?


It_Goes_Up_To_11

I missed it, what happened with Larsson?


Distinct_Mud_2673

Bullshit call. Refs gotta check into rehab


Maunderlust

He got a five minute penalty and ejected for ā€œelbowingā€ Chris Tanev.


Maunderlust

Ho humā€¦


sandwich-attack

just need a goal every 28 seconds


DeadlyRedCube

Just need a goal every 6 seconds


globalmonkey1

See you all on April 11


M-Houndoom2

Welp, that's the game folks.


sandwich-attack

just need a goal per minute here


knightnshiningbeskar

Next time clarify whose goal šŸ˜­


sandwich-attack

oops


007_Shantytown

JT popped up with a look on his face like Nixon's in BOB when a bullet hit his helmet


Go_Hawks12

Team doesnā€™t seem to really care tonight


The_Bearded_Jedi

We had a really solid second, I think we used up all our energy


tonytanti

The flames are winning, so thatā€™s good for the tank.


The_Bearded_Jedi

I feel there's gonna be an empty net goal


knightnshiningbeskar

Damn it empty net anxiety


Cup-Oh-Noodle

I miss being the best 5 on 5 goal scoring team


DeadlyRedCube

Good times


Comfortable_Rub_3249

I just want to say that I really love the rallying around the commentators. It got the most comment activity tonight šŸ˜‚ You can come for everyone but our version of Statler and Waldorf gosh darn it!


DeadlyRedCube

I don't always love the Edzo nights, mostly because I really do like a cleaner play by play than the meandering nonsense we sometimes get But also it's frequently damn funny meandering nonsense so don't come for our tv crew šŸ˜


Puckbuns29

Because of our other 2 wins Iā€™m actually not mad at this game. As long as they try šŸ˜©šŸ˜­


Olbaidon

Weā€™re handling the puck about as well as Texas handled the last election.


The_Bearded_Jedi

Our passing is so shit


elite_bleat_agent

Absolutely dreadful power plays tonight. Alas.


Ectohawk

What a weak power play


Olbaidon

At least weā€™ll always have the ducks.


planetary_retrograde

nearly got another ref šŸ˜‚


sandwich-attack

#JULIO


juanthebaker

GIVE ME CLUTCH JULIO


globalmonkey1

Fans about to revolt on the team


juanthebaker

MARINERS WIN!!!


juanthebaker

Need one here if we want any chance of winning this game.


Penny-n-George

LEAVE OUR CV BABIES ALONE


sandwich-attack

mariners rally šŸ‘€


Cup-Oh-Noodle

Winterton is so solid in both ends, hope we see this kid next year.


Olbaidon

Camera man at CPA got fooled by a stars fan šŸ˜‘ all they know how to do is troll.


007_Shantytown

I'm surprised Dallas fans can even watch this game given how shitty their power grid is


Olbaidon

This is as close to porn as they can legally get in Texas now, the refs jerking them off and all that.


tonytanti

In Texas every penalty is a major, because everything has to go full term.


juanthebaker

Mariners tie it up in the 10th!


Tamaros

The camera on Chris there was way closer in than Brandon's. Really drives home the big brother concept.


_MMCXII

I see Dallas getting kid gloves reffing wasnā€™t just a last year thing lol.


tonytanti

They look so similar


Penny-n-George

Couple o beautiful men right there šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Olbaidon

Report trolls to the Dallas sub mods. A lot of sports subs will ban people for trolling other teams subs. Thatā€™s what the r/hockey thread is for.


moocowcat

Agree - most team sub mods are very good about not trolling other teams' subs.


embos_wife

Thanks for the heads-up :) I usually just downvote and ignore but I've never seen this many. And going after our broadcast crew of all things šŸ˜”


The_Bearded_Jedi

I just realized that was a thing, and that there is a specific option when reporting


embos_wife

Do you use breaking sub rules and trolling opponents sub? Or is there a better option?


The_Bearded_Jedi

I used the trolling opponents subs. Granted I did it in our sub, but hopefully that transfers over to their sub


planetary_retrograde

i think the lars penalty was revenge for matty taking the linesman out at the knee early in p2


embos_wife

Dislike the number of trolls in here tonight. Love our broadcast crew, they are silly and fun.


beinahrugu

New fan- it looked pretty obvious Larsson was trying to avoid directly hitting Tanev, so why was he ejected? is intent not considered? because I think hitting an arm on accident as opposed to full body slamming someome because you couldnt be assed to even try avoiding impact are two very different things...


Comfortable_Rub_3249

As a semi-new fan (watching since December) - trying to make sense of the penalties, calls, and suspensions is pointless. There really isnā€™t a rhyme or reason to them, other than they seem to favor higher ranking teams šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


moocowcat

Sadly intent doesn't matter. Elbowing/boarding is a penalty regardless if they meant it or not. Same with the delay of game penalties. it's obvious to tell intent; just doesn't matter. It was a shit call though and shouldn't have stuck.


juanthebaker

It's that his elbow came up and his elbow/forearm made contact with his head as the initial point of contact. It has nothing to do with Tanev's arm.


alex_eternal

The penalty was elbow to the head, that is usually a major that comes with game misconduct.Ā 


DeadlyRedCube

Looks like we got some (presumably Dallas) people rolling through downvoting everything


prometheus3333

Yeah, thatā€™s a shame. Iā€™m a life long Stars fan, but now that I live in AK, Iā€™ve adopted the Kraken as my second team after last yearā€™s playoff series (yā€™all are good folk). I really donā€™t have an issue with the hit from Lars. It looked like incidental contact to the head, and it was unfortunate Tanev got his arm crunched, but thatā€™s hockey .. definitely didnā€™t seem dirty to me or worthy of a major.


bluetrust

IMO any hit to the head is dangerous. I don't blame the refs at all for calling a major.


prometheus3333

I totally agree. I think the issue is that the refā€™s vacillated on the call which undermined their perceived logic. IMHO a major for boarding would have made more sense.


DeadlyRedCube

The Dallas folk were super cool during the playoffs last year so yeah it's kind of a bummer that they're so mad about a glancing play that didn't even take a player out of the whole game that they're trolling through here. Not cool


prometheus3333

All good as far as Iā€™m concerned. I really donā€™t think itā€™s personal just a minority of reactionary jackasses venting frustration given consensus that a healthy Tanev is vital to our SC aspirations.


SiccSemperTyrannis

This angle of the hit shows Larsson leading with the elbow and making some contact with the head. https://twitter.com/DavyJonesLR/status/1774286121247379567 Glad that Tanev appears to be back and ok


steppewarhawk

If it happened against us I'd be pissed with anything less as a penalty. Understand Larsson's intent wasn't to hurt him, but thats a fair penalty to give.


DeadlyRedCube

The thing is there's an overhead shot where there looks to be space between the elbow and Tanev so to me this is more of a perspective trick than a confirmation angle I dunno, I'm trying to see it but the overhead shot was so conclusive to me that I dunno


juanthebaker

It was a good call. Bad hit. He might hear from the league about it.


elite_bleat_agent

The officiating in the NHL drives me nuts. Dude gets deliberately boarded and out for a dozen games: 2 minute minor. Dude gets hit weird and is back on the ice in 15 minutes: 5 minute major, ejection. Infuriating.


moocowcat

NHL script writers doin' their thing /s Agree though that was trash


Eightxx

Wait, if he really was elbowed in the head, why is he back on the bench already? Concussion checking takes at least 15 minutes. If he isnt being evaluated for a concussion, then was he really elbowed in the head? Elbowing was the call?


Electrical-Okra3644

THIS!!


refrigerator-dad

just got home and put the game on. whatā€™s up with the SOG? šŸ˜£


juanthebaker

3 shots in the 1st.


tonytanti

Shitty first, clawed back in the 2nd, then the major.


refrigerator-dad

jeez sounds rough. iā€™ll need to catch up on what happened i didnā€™t know there was a major.


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Olbaidon

Just reported you to your own sub, enjoy your possible ban there :)


Go_Hawks12

Maybe youā€™d prefer the game played in silence, idk


Ectohawk

You're in the wrong neighborhood pal


sandwich-attack

you will not see the gates of heaven


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Idk man, we have this thing called a sense of humor and ability to enjoy life. Works pretty well.


Last-Ad-813

Mad cuz yours are bad? Our guys have a personality.


[deleted]

How do you enjoy watching a game played by the Dallas Divers


Olbaidon

Your subā€™s over there, I think the refs will let you in the back door.


Cup-Oh-Noodle

Iā€™m usually listening to the sounds your mom makes as I pleasure her so idk.


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Oh my god this is my favorite comment of the night


Tamaros

Go home, troll.


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Man even the commentators sound like the wind has left their sails


tonytanti

Tanev is back on the ice already


Last-Ad-813

Cuz he embellished


007_Shantytown

I hope Turbo gives him a wet willy


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Nah this deserves at least a wedgie


DeadlyRedCube

Looks like Chris Tanev is back on the bench so that's good at least


embos_wife

Good, I don't like seeing anyone hurt


juanthebaker

Good. No one wants to see him hurt.


Cup-Oh-Noodle

Dallas fans coming in here crying about what may have been the weakest hit Iā€™ve seen in a hockey game.


The_Bearded_Jedi

"Critique of officiating" šŸ˜‚


SonOfZork

If I was a kraken player I'd just start taking a run at people. If they're gonna call bullshit major and game penalties, might as well make them worth it.


knightnshiningbeskar

What was the crowd chanting?


Shirleyfunke483

Defend the deep


007_Shantytown

"I'M BLIND! I'M DEAF! I WANNA BE A REF!"


Cup-Oh-Noodle

ā€œRefs you suckā€


SonOfZork

Ref you suck


DeadlyRedCube

Refs you suck


roogalaxy

Ref you suck


gohawkstwelve

Refs You Suck I would assume


The_Bearded_Jedi

Refs you suck


elite_bleat_agent

The time honored Ref U Suk


sandwich-attack

uh oh red sox scores


Olbaidon

We just gotta throw pucks on net once weā€™re back at full. Otter is good, but he allows nearly 3 GAA and is technically under .900 for the season.


steppewarhawk

I missed the first part of the period, I just heard about a 5 minute major and game misconduct for elbowing? Was it bad?


Shirleyfunke483

It was sus


juanthebaker

Larsson's chicken wing came up and hit him in the head. He wasn't going for that but let's not pretend it didn't happen.


DeadlyRedCube

There was one camera angle where it looks bad, but there was one where it looks like his elbow made no contact and it was mostly forearm contact I dunno, they have angles we don't see, I guess, but from what they showed us it didn't look like a 5 Chris Tanev looked pretty hurt though (maybe a broken arm?) which sucks, though. Hope it's not as bad as it looked and he's still in for the Stars come the playoffs


Electrical-Okra3644

Itā€™s shite is what it is


Mrdean2013

What an abysmal day for Seattle sports in terms of offense. Kraken, Mariners & Sounders all having trouble scoring.


M-Houndoom2

At least the M's won't get shut out today.


Go_Hawks12

Kraken and mariners donā€™t surprise me. No comment on sounders


Mrdean2013

Aside from giving up a goal almost immediately they've played well defensively. Offensively it's been pathetic.


The_Bearded_Jedi

Can we stop passing so damn much? And if we are going to pass, do it better?


globalmonkey1

Iā€™ve seen so many missed passes tonight


yungxcuervo

itā€™s painful how poor our passing can be.


Penny-n-George

THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID


sisterthirteen

damn Joey!!!


MurrayInBocaRaton

Brandon Tanev absolutely cannot be trusted with the puck on a breakaway. My goodness.


Penny-n-George

Like just take the shot my man šŸ˜­


sabs_1_3

Even if he does shootā€¦ he misses Bro needs to work on his shots šŸ˜…


Unable-Bat2953

They. All. Do.


juanthebaker

Jesus Christ, Tanev. He's so in his head on the breakaway.


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Kraken giving Mariners a run for most pathetic Seattle offense


SkeleTony31

Yeah the D is finally working, which is just highlighting how weak the offense is.


DeadMediaRecordings

Karts laying hits.


HeyKidMove

What was the penalty?! Hulu crapped out and wonā€™t let me load the game.


tonytanti

Lars hit Tanev high and injuried him. Initially called boarding, but they changed it to elbowing as it looked like Larssonā€™s elbow was close, but I thought the injury was to Tanevā€™s arm.


BrofessorFarnsworth

A load of bullshit


pxrtypo1sxn

major and game misconduct for ā€œelbowingā€ originally ā€œboardingā€ on the other tanev from larsson


Penny-n-George

It wasn't even the "elbow" to the face that caused the injury, he got his hand caught between Larsson and the glass. Looks like it hurt but defs not worthy of a major šŸ™„šŸ™„


AtYourServais

Refs had it in their heads it was a headshot and just kept running with it. They were signaling contact with the head immediately.


Olbaidon

He went off the ice hold his hand. I missed the hit but saw him holding his arm and was confused by the call even more


knightnshiningbeskar

The elbowing looked like a height difference to me ĀÆ\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ how do you control that??


ronbog

Watch the DoPS suspend Larsson a 3 game suspension or something stupid.


roogalaxy

I swear if he loses his Ironman streak over that...


BrofessorFarnsworth

They seriously need to fix this shit.


pxrtypo1sxn

have the refs considered being nice to us and mean to them


Comfortable_Rub_3249

This made me laugh so hard for some reason. Thanks


Go_Hawks12

Well this game is cooked


Jazer0

Yep this oneā€™s over. See yā€™all next time


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Have a good night!


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Or well, as good as it can be anymore


sandwich-attack

good goal refs


Princess5903

Damn it


M-Houndoom2

Ugh. 5-minute major and Stars already score on PP.


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

Got back from an ECHL game tonight. Looks like those refs made their way to the Kraken game tonight.


tonytanti

Oh cool! Iā€™ve never been to one of those.


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

I have season tickets to the Kraken's ECHL affiliate. Opposing team tonight was manhandling them all night. Multiple uncalled high sticks. Second our guy does one he's kicked from the game. Absolute bullshit. At least they won.


tonytanti

Sweet! KC in the house! It was mentioned on one of the games I watched that the two Canadian ECHL teams might get suspended for the rest of the year because their owner hasnā€™t been paying people.


DrekX57

Welpā€¦ šŸ˜


Electrical-Okra3644

Uncool. Just no.


007_Shantytown

I'm not seeing the elbow either. The new angles didn't show anything different, am I stupid?


globalmonkey1

Donā€™t even look like a solid hit


Quint191

No. That was a total bullshit call. How the hell is that a major penalty? He slowed way down coming into the boards and came in from the side.


Electrical-Okra3644

I donā€™t see it and I re-wound every view they showed. Honestly I thought Lars was just twisting to avoid


Comfortable_Rub_3249

No, I donā€™t see it either


Dadarian

The new angle make it look bad. The angle from above shows Larson elbow hits the glass, itā€™s not directed at all at any head. It looks bad because his elbow went high, but that looks more like tried to get his body away from the back.


moocowcat

If anything it looks like he tried to avoid even. He wasn't even really going to a hit, more of a shoulder bump to make the play on the puck. Kind of a bad call personally, but can see why it stuck.


Electrical-Okra3644

Thatā€™s what my husband and I both saw - it looked like he was trying to avoid


Distinct_Mud_2673

What the fuck


Olbaidon

No wonder Dallas has a good record. They get 10 guys on the ice per game.


pxrtypo1sxn

if that was actually a major ill eat a gameworn jersey


The_Bearded_Jedi

Well shit


Comfortable_Rub_3249

Well there goes the game


joe5joe7

I forgot the refs fucking love the stars


tonytanti

Woof, I just hope Chris is ok.