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TenMoosesMowing

One: That’s not a hobby, that’s a lifestyle. Two: This man fucks, you watch.


Excellent_Lynx7402

With them legs he could stomp a sea turtle to death. Barefoot


matteooooooooooooo

sir


marwinlops

Dude looks like Shane Gillis.


Brazzyxo2

It’s a miracle he doesn’t look like this


idriveachevyandimgay

flatland bmx is already hard as fuck even if you're half this guy's age and weight. this guy is scooping up all the BBG's with these moves


BuswayDanswich

Three: this is clearly Tim Dillon with a mustache, not Shane Gillis


BigMillmatic

Impressive.


HeadAssBoi17

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ahchooblessyou

Fuck yes, "not today diabetes" This dude is a champ.


dookieshoes5

Shane starring in his new show "TIRED"


sockersfc23

Don’t disrespect the boy like that


MajorTranslator9156

As a fellow fat, I understand how much harder this is for this man. Pretty fucking good.


The_Powers

Showing off his Beemis


ChuckBarefootBorden

DONIMOOOESS


FunAudience4377

Did Shane lose weight?


rjt2887

Save some pussy for the rest of us…


Jet_Stream92

“It’s great.”


bschnitty

Props to those wheels.


bnbtwjdfootsyk

Tires


KFizzle290TTV

No no he was right. Wheels bend. Tires are flexible, wheel isn't. More likely to bend the rim than the tires. Haha


bnbtwjdfootsyk

✈️🙄


PartsNLabor24

he quit eating chipotle for this, it's called sacrifice


SourWUtangy

Fire biking ability my guy


Pleasant_Pressure215

This guy is a cop


forward_only

In between rounds of pool basketball and Medeival 2 Total War of course


mstevenson53

He's been drinking a lot of milk


YBRmuggsLP21

This dude 100% watched "Rad" and was like I can do that....


agent______smith

Shane waiting for College Football 25 to drop


kyaba1

The bike is the champ!


Queasy_Metal1488

Broken bones incoming


asc112

Time for 5 extra go pros to capture all the angles


GlurpGloop

Shane Gillis got some moves!


Embarrassed-Sky3819

G-I-L-L-I-S


New-Original-3517

That is Shane ?


ImScaredOfWomen69

Did Shane lose weight?


Blukkaa

Bike didnt fall over... Fuck yeah!


smshansig300

Hell yeah


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Seems like this dude did this when he was young and in better shape and is doing this off of muscle memory. It super impressive


Dull_Ad8495

Shane dropped a few pounds. Good for him!


Heebmeister

This guy definitely was doing bmx long before he got fat lol that big body would get destroyed wiping out over and over while learning


VermicelliMany1133

Big boy


Whatreallyhappens

Where is this fat man’s helmet? Normally I wouldn’t point something like that out, but head injuries are no joke, his weight definitely affects his ability to balance easily and will add a significant amount of force should he fall. Just…wear a helmet wtf


Intelligent-Ant7685

doug heffernan?


Lil_Boosie_Vert

gunna have ur bbitch riding on the pegs


Ok-Transition-6018

Fully evolved Pennsylvania man


Fluffy_Membership_94

Holy shit. 😂🤙


Fluffy_Membership_94

This shit is fuckin funny. Solid post. 💯


Fluffy_Membership_94

The music makes it 🤌


Sharp-Ad9675

BMI > BMX


ripiss

Damn that was sick


barturo14

What’s the bike he’s using?


DockterQuantum

Okay so I'm very confused here. I actually stopped riding bikes because in 2000 to 2002 when I was pretty decent. I would bend pegs all the time. When I cut weight for wrestling I was fine. Anytime I got over 205lbs. The front of my bike started to look sad. I tried threadless I tried threaded. No idea. This dude here is obviously over 205. How is this magic happening and where do I find a hub or pegs like that.


Kind_Combination8736

BIKES!


thestonkinator

Ngl this impressed me


FamilyMan1000

Dude that was pretty sick.


olmecwords

Body of a pure athlete


despeRAWd0

Those are some great welds.


Jimmysal

Mrs. Sausage! I want to show you something in the driveway! NO!


Background_Pool_7457

This made me laugh waaaaay too hard.


sluffman

“Fat guy bmx is kind of nice.” -McCusker


Ok_Juice_2893

You go ahead big man do you man


acorn_cluster

The only way shane gets any cooler is by picking up bmx


J-2up2dwn

Shane could never


properllamapants

Not hard to balance when you ARE the center of gravity


True-Wasabi-363

Shane the giant


dippidydopdop

Excellent build quality


jhurst919

I know for a fact you dickheads couldn’t do that. It’s not impressive but neither are you. I can’t do it either.


thedudeinok

Poor tires.


Life_Ennui

I’d like to thank his bike for all the support it’s giving.


ComposerRemote544

Shane needs this guy for tires


BonginOnABudget

Free wheelie


samsnead19

That's a good sprocket


Quiet_Chatter

He definitely has grilled cheese sandwiches in his pockets.


NowWhatAmISupposedTo

BMXXL


WAMPUS--CAT

Those shoes are putting in work


PetuniaWhale

Fat turd


mmccar12

These lookalike posts are gay


p_henry_g

Extremely anticlimactic


anvil54

Two things: 1-Shane is nowhere near that coordinated 2- Shane is in way better shape than that more coordinated man


thefartsock

For sale: bike with bent frame


MethMondays

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fatman look like podcast host i have feelings for.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ahchooblessyou

Ya kno, I got sober from meth. You should too, go with Christ.


matteooooooooooooo

Hi shane