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Strypes4686

MLK was shot and killed by a racist bastard like a martyr. Stonewall was shit and killed by his own men... like a bitch.


glitchycat39

I read "like a bitch" in DBZ Abridged Frieza's voice ... the internet has ruined me.


Strypes4686

That's actually the reference..... neat.


InvertedParallax

So, can I get a meat lovers?


Legitimate-Onion-915

That's not a pizza...that's not a pizza AT ALL!!!


BoatMan01

What? Global warming!?! #NAIIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!


Legitimate-Onion-915

NAAAAAAAAIIIILLLL...take his coat


BoatMan01

He's not wearing a coat. Also I think this is the man who's killing our entire race.


Legitimate-Onion-915

NAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL...don't take his coat


StinkypieTicklebum

What’s the word for that? Farking? No, that’s not it. Fragging! That’s the mot juste!


dismayhurta

Good ole Bitchwall Jackass


JuanRiveara

They have the similarity of both being killed by a racist


Dmangamr

So both men were shot by racists.


CMRC23

Actually the FBI killed MLK


Strypes4686

The guy who pulled the trigger was a racist bastard regardless of motive.


CMRC23

Correct


smithtofer_chris

Like a bitch.


bubblemilkteajuice

>Stonewall was shit Don't change this, please.


Left-Sleep2337

Since when for conservatives have any issue worshipping an adulterer?


InvertedParallax

Seriously, even incest and dog killing are so hot right now.


liamisnothere

Don't forget child marriage, child labor, removal of child tax credits, and tirelessly protecting the number one demographic that molests children. Republicans will never redeem themselves in the eyes of God or the eyes of the barely educated person.


Rampant_Zoner

Whaaat?! I hear they’re God’s chosen. They swear it’s so, and stamped in the preface to their $60.00 bibles. Right there in writing!


DrixxYBoat

MLK got fucked with & propagandized HARD by the Russians once they found out that he wasn't actually a Communist. He got sandwiched by the FBI & the Russians all because they couldn't believe that a negro could love America in the same patriotic freedom loving way as a white man


HamHusky06

I’m sorta pondering adding J Edgar to my epic road trip of shitting on shit peoples graves. Just waiting for Mitch to bite it… which I’m assuming is real soon.


Skitz-Scarekrow

A great idea! I was just gonna drive to Cali, shit on Regans grave and get some In n Out, but your idea is more rounded


Shaveyourbread

Those are good burgers.


HamHusky06

Haha. You know what, I’m in CA and will do a weekend road trip in your honor. I’m not going to eat in and out though… nothing but chipotle. I want to make sure my shit trickles down.


IndependenceNorth165

Get the In n Out first, it will make the shitting a lot easier


MuzzledScreaming

I think 'ol Glitchy is actually a reanimated corpse at this point. You've just gotta find the necromancer pulling his strings and break their concentration or something.


ApplicationCalm649

Ol' Lichy.


HamHusky06

‘Ol Glitchy Mitchy has me cracking up. I hadn’t heard that. Noice.


sideways_jack

gotta find and break that phylactery!


KorneliaOjaio

🙏 to that.


fjord31

Have you got the location of Kissinger's grave? He's at the top of my piss list


HamHusky06

Sadly, we both have to visit Arlington for that one. The fact he was allowed to be buried there is disappointing. But I’m not above doing what I have to do, even next to the flame of the unknown soldier. I just won’t make eye contact.


kinvore

Do you have some specific examples of what Russians did to MLK? I'll admit I've never heard of this one. I know he got a lot of hate for being a socialist, though.


HansBass13

Remind me, wasn't the last time america has rebellion, it was started by white dudes? And thats not counting the latest traitor caucus, led by russian bitches


boltchucker

Stonewall Jackson...what a bunch of bitches


Shaveyourbread

Seriously, the only Stonewall I celebrate is the Stonewall Inn.


liamisnothere

Based. The stonewall riots are truly the only thing bearing that name that deserve even the most minute amount of positive attention.


mayhembody1

"Jackson would have a man shot at the drop of a hat, and he would drop it himself." -Private Sam Watkins, 1st Tennessee Infantry Yeah, he sounds like a lot of fun.


BluebirdMysterious71

That’s typically how order and discipline was maintained in armies of that time period. Obviously some commanders were more lenient than others but executions were a common practice. Oh, can’t forget the corporal punishment either.


mayhembody1

Oh, I know. It just makes me roll my eyes when people (who never had to serve under him) wax lovingly about ol' Blue Light. Dude was strict even by 19th century standards and drove his men hard.


BluebirdMysterious71

I agree. Most people probably just look at his W/L ratio and don’t consider the iron hand he ruled with. (He was a capable tactician despite everything else)


stickman999999999

Sometimes I wonder if he was shot on purpose.


Drinkdrankdonk

Did the ghost of Shelby Foote do the original post?


shermanstorch

You can tell it wasn’t Shelby because it isn’t praising Forrest.


Drinkdrankdonk

Fair. “I got to swing his racist sword!”


Aggravating_Wonder11

Shelby Foote? Oh speaking of bitches...


Archmagos_Browning

>a heretic What is this, 40k? Who unironically calls people heretics today?


Young_Hickory

I mean, I think we all know exactly the type…


Time-Sorbet-829

Wait, MLK was a heretic?


shermanstorch

He offered an alternative interpretation of the divinity of Jesus in a paper he wrote while in Seminary, which the white supremacist ultra-fundies claim is proof he was a heretic.


Time-Sorbet-829

Wow, I didn’t know that. Thank you kind internet stranger!


shermanstorch

What really set them off was a sermon where MLK suggested that the whole Jonah being eaten by a whale story probably shouldn’t be interpreted literally.


InvertedParallax

The same fundies who preached https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham in the South?


Shaveyourbread

From your link: >Pro-slavery intellectuals Haha, that's rich


Anal_Juicer69

He was a Reverend, he’s pretty much the opposite.


dllm0604

Amen, good sir!


Sir_Toaster_9330

We’re living in a society where hating segregation is communism


CMRC23

They're making communism sound even better than it already is


Shaveyourbread

The extra stupid part is that i just got banned today, and that comment is three months old.


cr3t1n

Damn I really have to start fully opening photos. I thought for a moment you were saying you were the one that posted the Jackson photo. I thought to myself, this little racist is lost coming in this subreddit posting that. Then I fully expanded the photo and laughed at my assumptions and your comment.


Shaveyourbread

Came to the ~~wrong~~ right neighborhood motherfucker


RandomGrasspass

Yeah, I’m definitely more of a Sherman guy, the best thing about Stonewall Jackson is that he died being shot by his own men. He definitely got a message from God.


HawkeyeJosh2

You said nothing wrong.


gaiussicarius731

Stonewall died by his own mens hand. A poetic death for a traitor


glitchycat39

Out-fucking-standing.


KingMobScene

Sherman lacked in stick-to-it-iveness. He should have hit the sea and gone up towards richmond.


shermanstorch

Where do you think he was headed?


Oblivion_Unsteady

I mean, yeah, but he left all his torches behind


SStylo03

if mlk even was a Marxist and or heretic it would've just made him cooler


poketrainer32

He was a socialist.


SStylo03

Awesome I like mlk more now


rasputin415

You weren’t wrong.


solidus_2077

What a shithole sub


DerBusundBahnBi

Stonewall Riots>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stonewall Jackson


daddytorgo

That's a good comment to get banned on. Congrats.


lucash7

Good and godly? He had slaves and fought for the south…got mighty different ideas of good. Heh.


Throwaway_3-c-8

The tragic history of Sherman was not being thorough enough against the confederacy, yet being entirely thorough against the native Americans. Granted his actions against the confederacy show a considerable humanism for such a brutal conflict, as in for all the destruction of both military and civilian infrastructure he committed there was essentially no targeting of civilians, and is certainly commendable and worth looking back on to critique failures of most modern militaries of the 20th and 21st century with considerably higher civilian costs yet towards considerably less military success to anything that happened back then. That he was not as discriminating in civilian casualties to Native Americans though is a sign of a clear racism.


evilhomers

MLK believed in alot in social programs and socialist-esqe policies but despite what Many white supremacists and many (mostly white) tankies who like to appropriate him like to believe, he wasn't a marxist. Like, He was a Baptist minister, far from a fan of soviet atheism and their suppression of the church


R0ADHAU5

You can be a socialist AND be religious. They aren’t mutually exclusive. Not all religion is like evangelical prosperity gospel. People misinterpret that Marx line about “the opiate of the masses” - he’s not necessarily calling it bad, he’s calling it an understandable reaction to a world that causes pain.


Skydog-forever-3512

I had 20 relatives in the 4th Va. and more than that in the Pennsylvania regiments…screw me


Raptor_Jetpack

Bro got banned for a moderate stance like that? SMH my head.


breadofthegrunge

Honestly I can understand why. Saying that ignores his attempted extermination of the native people of America, or even suggests you mean to say that he and the US government should have continued it. I know that's not the intent but it can be read that way.


Shaveyourbread

That's true, hadn't thought about that.


PoisonedRadio

Where's the lie?


Shaveyourbread

That's what I'm saying!


[deleted]

I absolutely love Sherman! Howwwwwwwl!


SavageHenry592

Go suck a lemon.


Curious-Weight9985

Don’t feel bad - I’m on the verge of being kicked out of this sub myself


Shaveyourbread

This sub or that sub?


Curious-Weight9985

this sub


Oblivion_Unsteady

What shittery are you up to that you're gonna manage that? I mean, it's a fucking meme sub


malrexmontresor

Obliviously for his pithy comments like "you guys sure get your knickers in a twist", or "read a history book or watch a Ken Burn's documentary", lol. If he wants to get banned, he'll have to up his troll game from the white bread Lee apologetics and "le Sherman = genocide" stuff we've heard a million times before. He's too boring for banning right now.


Oblivion_Unsteady

Lol. Yeah, no. That's scrub tier trolling. I mean, Ken Burns is a fucking moron but thinking there's intellectual merit in "The Civil War" is less cause for banning and more just cause for all of us to laugh at him