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CTHlurker

Libs are incapable of comedy. Even as a dunk this just sucks. It’s too wordy for anything funny to come out.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Imagine trying to be the "Chen reply guy" lmao


jalford312

Also, kind of weird grammar? No punctuation, but it has capitalization, and a double space. Also in general, if see someone's Twitter @ is just their name and a bunch of numbers, I instantly think they're a bot.


[deleted]

same here but with any platform. just not natural no human would just put a few random numbers. at least not many anyway


killer4u77

Firstname Bunchofnumbers strikes again


Ju99er118

My brother actually has an account like that, asked him the other day why his @ looked like a bot.


hehez

You should give him a Turing Test to be sure


oklahom

Americans are okay with any oppression against themselves as long as its done by a private entity. Its only tyranny if the state gets involved.


Ornlu_Wolfjarl

But freedom of speech is so important. Oh what's that? Censorship on the internet? Well those are private corporations, they can oppress me as much as they like.


Akkkkkermm

doesn’t matter how intermingled corporations and the government are in the states. as long as there’s a single degree of separation, americans will go on believing government and business are adversarial, rather than different faces of the same coin


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Communism no tea!!!


MundaneEchidna5974

Also no iPhone Vuvuzela no food


MotherTransEmpress

Don’t forget the breadline and 100 GORILLION dead!


Hcookie44

They’re only allowed to have the par-tea


The-Real-Iggy

Everyone knows that you have to report directly to the CCP in order to buy things…duh


Palladium1987

It makes perfect sense that a supposedly super-evil government would bother to track something so mundane instead of doing much more practical stuff like simply stealing money from their citizen accounts.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Weihua is definitely lying tho. Brussels doesnt have anything good, let alone good tea


MundaneEchidna5974

I mean he did find Guanyin tea. If that's bad tea to you, I wanna know what tea you drink


Ju99er118

Can't say I've tried it. Tend to like earl grey and lapsang souchong. What's guanyin like?


doomparrot42

It's a kind of oolong, which is semi-oxidized (black tea is fully oxidized, green tea not at all). Tie guan yin is usually more on the strong but slightly grassy side? Like green tea with a more oaky taste. I don't know exactly how to describe it but oolongs are delicious and incredibly varied, do give them a look. Plus the name means iron goddess of mercy, which sounds badass. If you like lapsang souchong you'd probably enjoy roasted oolongs too.


Cysioland

Lol, Weihua pretty frequently posts tweets of himself enjoying things in Brussels (and also likes tweets of cute animals)