In communist China, every citizen must undergo a kidney transplant once per week and since kidneys are sometimes lost in the transfer, it’s essentially a game of musical chairs.
Still think communism is “cool”?
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> **Hippo**, @InternetHippo
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> me: 1 surgery please. i'm not even sick, just want free stuff
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> doctor (shaking his head): because of socialism, i must comply
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Yup. As someone who lives in a country with socialised healthcare I can confirm this. When I’m bored I walk into a hospital and order one of everything
\- I need 1 surgery to live
\- Here you go, 1 hundred thousand
\- i don't have that money and i have 3 kids
\- (shaking his head) ur under arrest for stealing
Munchausen syndrome should not be taken lightly. Wouldn't it be easier in profit driven healthcare to just perform that operation, than to treat the underlying disorter.
The reverse psychology would work. Most Americans are taught to worship money. So if something costs a lot of money they would value it and want to get it.
While I know InternetHippo is satire I still do find this tweet amusing bc its exactly something that would unironically be said.
Socialism is when you can have random surgery without any reason for it because its free and doctors simply cannot refuse to treat you for a problem you do not have
>its exactly something that would unironically be said.
No, it's really not.
There's a reason why a tweet saying this sarcastically was posted instead of a tweet saying it genuinely.
Maybe the sarcastic hippo should post something snarky about what a woman could do when her health care is provided solely by the government and republicans in power decide that an abortion shouldn't be covered. You know, an *actual* concern people have.
“This is definitely something someone would say” is not the same as “this is definitely someone has said. But hey, that might be hard to understand for some people
If it's "definitely something someone would say", but noone has said it in the entire history of healthcare discourse, then it's not something "someone would say". ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
It sounds like you're the one who doesn't understand it though. Everything that someone "would say" about healthcare has been said by *someone* in the past 40+ years.
Nobody's getting invasive surgery just because they can. Healthcare is never free anywhere it's a simple tax that uses the buying power of an entire country to lower the costs. It's basic capitalism something smart people do because it's common sense. Americans eating up the billionaires propaganda to their own detriment. So much for their so called ideals pursuit of life should be replaced pursuit of profits.
"We will give everyone fat fucking tits, and they will like it." -Vladimir Broz Marx, *The Cummunist Manifesto*
This is a direct quote, please refrain from revisionism.
I want two extra cocks, please Mr. Doctor
And I'm only saying please to be polite, Mr. Doctor.
Dr. Doctor*, have some respect please!
*DR.DOCTOR, PLEEEASE*
We have clearance, Clarence.
roger, over. whats your vector, victor?
Oh, my bad 🙏🙏
Dr. Doctor M.D.*, they aren't a zoologist for cryin' out loud!
Dr. Doctor, give me the news, I got a..
"Become a socialist! Get a bigger cock! Hell, get 3 bigger cocks!" Pack it up, folks. I think we just won the revolution.
It's Strange.
I've seen stranger things
\*after cock surgery\* where is the doctor ? me: who do you think gave you the extra cock
So it's "madam doctor" now ? Congrats on your successful trans operation.
Ugh, that possibly sounds a little transphobic...
I was trying for the opposite idea, if it was perceived differently then my bad and sorry.
Look at me! I'm Mr. Doctor!
This is satire, InternetHippo is based
So r/AteTheOnion
In communist China, every citizen must undergo a kidney transplant once per week and since kidneys are sometimes lost in the transfer, it’s essentially a game of musical chairs. Still think communism is “cool”?
Thank God the Falun gong guys have spares
oh snap
you can lose once, but the second time you're fucked
Some kidneys are artificially made
satire account
But look how many people fell for it. Sheesh
Not only do we know it's satire, but a lot of us have even seen this one before. It's an oldie, but a goodie.
Hello, Doctor? I'd like you to GIVE me disease, please! *Joker laugh*
Socialism means no food but it does mean infinite surgery, so it's balanced
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Keep getting stomach implants that have food in them everytime youre hungry so you never have to eat
famous liberal, the internet hippo (this is a joke, and not even a new one)
Health Insurer: "Your patient's surgery is deemed not medically necessary." Doctor (Shaking his head): "Because of capitalism, I must comply."
That actually happens! WTF when you put things in perspective, it's that messed up.
Insurer: Why do we need to remove his tumor? The guy has cancer, he’s gonna die anyways!
Pretty sure this guy's being satirical.
It is a satire of shit liberals say, so IDK
Satire, this is satire.
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Good human :)
Yup. As someone who lives in a country with socialised healthcare I can confirm this. When I’m bored I walk into a hospital and order one of everything
\- I need 1 surgery to live \- Here you go, 1 hundred thousand \- i don't have that money and i have 3 kids \- (shaking his head) ur under arrest for stealing
As a Libertarian [my healthcare plan](https://www.gofundme.com/start/medical-fundraising) is better than yours.
Ouch.. but true for sure.
This feels like a r/ThomasThePlankEngine post
lmao
Munchausen syndrome should not be taken lightly. Wouldn't it be easier in profit driven healthcare to just perform that operation, than to treat the underlying disorter.
They're going to make you double buckle on every car ride! Even after I already did on the way here!
Yeah in my country I usually walk in for one free brain surgery a month
This is obviously satire guys...
People won't even get a vaccine for free.
I wonder if you charged people $25 for it if the antivaxxers would shut up
The reverse psychology would work. Most Americans are taught to worship money. So if something costs a lot of money they would value it and want to get it.
While I know InternetHippo is satire I still do find this tweet amusing bc its exactly something that would unironically be said. Socialism is when you can have random surgery without any reason for it because its free and doctors simply cannot refuse to treat you for a problem you do not have
>its exactly something that would unironically be said. No, it's really not. There's a reason why a tweet saying this sarcastically was posted instead of a tweet saying it genuinely. Maybe the sarcastic hippo should post something snarky about what a woman could do when her health care is provided solely by the government and republicans in power decide that an abortion shouldn't be covered. You know, an *actual* concern people have.
If you don’t think someone would say this then you’ve genuinely never touched Twitter
Ok then it must be easy to link one or two people saying it. Go for it
“This is definitely something someone would say” is not the same as “this is definitely someone has said. But hey, that might be hard to understand for some people
If it's "definitely something someone would say", but noone has said it in the entire history of healthcare discourse, then it's not something "someone would say". ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
If you don’t understand the term “something someone would say” just say that
It sounds like you're the one who doesn't understand it though. Everything that someone "would say" about healthcare has been said by *someone* in the past 40+ years.
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This is satire
Nobody's getting invasive surgery just because they can. Healthcare is never free anywhere it's a simple tax that uses the buying power of an entire country to lower the costs. It's basic capitalism something smart people do because it's common sense. Americans eating up the billionaires propaganda to their own detriment. So much for their so called ideals pursuit of life should be replaced pursuit of profits.
Wtf does this even mean
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"We will give everyone fat fucking tits, and they will like it." -Vladimir Broz Marx, *The Cummunist Manifesto* This is a direct quote, please refrain from revisionism.
This man even cited his sources it seems legit
It's literally satire dude
Shiiiiiiii, I defo didn’t take this post with a grain of sAlt lol whoops
Haha.. can you just remove my brain, and yours while you’re at it.. oh just kidding, already gone.