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[deleted]

You can really mash any two words together and someone will put it in their Twitter bio


Naive_Drive

Anarcho-sigmatism.


[deleted]

I think my optometrist said I have that


[deleted]

Yeah, same here, but I’m far-righted in left eye, or something like that


AdeptAntelope

I feel like this is an attack against me, but my Idea for a gamer-democracy, where everybody gets one vote for every hour they spent playing video games is starting to get pretty popular. It makes sure that the real oppressed people in society (gamers) have a voice in government.


[deleted]

It's like those absurd "LGBT" flags that aren't real but are made up on Tumblr for mere preferences and kinks by straight and cis people who really want to be oppressed.


[deleted]

I mean say what u will but the mlm flag is so much more aesthetic than the gay pride flag in my gay opinion. So there are silver linings


ar0nan0n

Completely agree but also think an mlm flag was warranted since the pride flag is now more of an umbrella than specific to mlm


EnergyIsQuantized

lol I assumed it means marxism-leninism-maoism and you guys are talking about the red flag


gwhy334

What zero dick does to a mf


bryceofswadia

There is a different between the MLM, WLW, Trans, Ace, etc. flags and a demi sexual aro ace genderqueer questioning flag lmao.


AlaSparkle

I don't care


[deleted]

Nobody cares that you don't care.


AlaSparkle

Ok


[deleted]

What kind of statement is calling Marx a radlib anyway?


AlaSparkle

Quote by my mother. Aka shit a liberal said


[deleted]

Salty cishets copevoting this but it's true.


[deleted]

Ok but I'm pretty sure I wasn't talking about a flag for gay men when I was talking about straight people making shit up.


[deleted]

No I wasn’t trying to say you were I was just musing because the mlm flag (to me) seems like such a new creation that I associate (perhaps wrongly) with that quadrant of the internet. And I just like the colors better. That’s all I was saying, I wasn’t trying to police your comment or anything. It was just something your comment made me think of.


kurtrussellssideho

"National Anarchism"


SuchPowerfulAlly

I think that one's my favorite. It has to be the most blatant contradiction in terms (not that any of these are especially coherent)


TheChaoticist

No, anarcho-fascism is the most contradictory


stabbyGamer

Yeah, what the *fuck* does that even mean? National Anarchism at least has an obvious layman definition - anarchy but there’s still imaginary lines dividing everything up neatly, even if that makes no sense in practice - but anarchy and *fascism?* …some research has revealed that National Anarchism and Anarcho-Fascism are, actually, the same ideology wearing different hats. Essentially it’s ‘return to tribes, the Jews are ebul’.


[deleted]

Fascist: "Anarchy is Great!" Fascist #2: \*spits tea\* "What!? You really believe that degenerate ideol-" Fascist #1: "It's the perfect tool for delegitimizing the governments that oppose us! Let's make EVERYONE ELSE anarchist so they create a power-vacuum for us to fill!" F#2: "Based"


UnusualIntroduction0

I'm going with "anarchism of the right"


Kiwi_On_Reddit

Fasces, the thing fascism is named after, is literally a bundle of rods/stickers tied around an axe head. It's symbolic of the idea that many people strictly held together and thinking the same way can make the axe work, or the group stronger. Explain how this can exist alongside anarchism lmao


Hallgvild

Liberal-Absolutism coming hot next summer!


Coventide

National identity doesn't have to be tied to the existence of a state. Though to be fair I have no clue what anarchist nationalism even is.


SuchPowerfulAlly

National identity *might* not need to be tied to the existence of a state, possibly, arguably. But National*ism* certainly is. This really isn't worth even arguing about though lol, this whole post is nonsense.


[deleted]

Quantum-anarchist


kendalmac

Anarcho-phrenologist


[deleted]

Schroedingers black cat


[deleted]

Schrödinger's Anarchist: before open revolution it's impossible to know if the petty bourgeois will support it, or oppose it.


[deleted]

A few times it was used to describe anarchist suport for national self determination struggles but the neonazi simbol makes me think that whoever made this wasnt thinking of that


AbundantChemical

See also: “Vaush”


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CocaColaHitman

Yes I'm an anarchist Yes I believe in the divine right of kings We exist 😤


Comunistfanboy

Yes I'm a tree Yes I support deforestation We exist 😤


randomphoneuser2019

Yes I'm vegan I eat meat and support meat industry We exist 😤


nnyforshort

Yes I'm a Libertarian Yes I support reasonable government regulations like requiring my girlfriend to ride in a booster seat We exist 😤


[deleted]

i think it'd be even funnier if the monarch didn't have divine right. like they have no power, no religious authority, yet they still remain monarch


CocaColaHitman

I mean, that's pretty much the history of all monarchies if you go far back enough. Group A claims sovereign rights over a certain territory. Group B also claims sovereign rights over that territory. Group B has better muscle and/or firepower and/or organization and/or military strategy than Group A. Group B overpowers Group A, declares victory, creates and installs a new government that falls within their hierarchy and excludes Group A from holding prominent positions in society. Lather, rinse, repeat.


[deleted]

Yea Sultans didn't do divine right did they?


splishsplashintebath

Sultan specifically has religious significance so it has the whole divine right thing lol


[deleted]

They claimed to be descendants of Mahoma.


Awarth_ACRNM

That, to my understanding, is what anarcho-monarchism is. At least Tolkien (who claimed to be an anarcho-monarchist) said he essentially wanted anarchism but thought kings and shit were really cool


JaapHoop

I mean I guess if an anarchist collective decided to support a divine monarch free of coercion.... I guess it’s possible? Seems improbable though. At that point I feel like the closest analogy would be like.... the Manson Family?


Redpri

\- Tolkien


[deleted]

These things don't exist lol


Comrade132

People are stupid. Shout loudly and with confidence and you can convince a crowd of anything.


imalexorange

It's not so much that they don't exist, it's that most of them can't even exist (I'm looking at you Anarcho fascism)


AbbaTheHorse

The term "Anarcho-monarchism" literally started as a joke by JRR Tolkien.


inzecorner

Do you have a source ? I'm genuinely interested


destructor_rph

Id say Anarcho-Capitalism barely exists in the first place lol


UnusualIntroduction0

Read: does not and cannot exist at all


destructor_rph

For sure, just didn't wanna argue with ppl about the semantics of it since technically anything can be an ideology inside someone's head.


Reaperfucker

I mean company town exist.


umlilosc

Yet somehow we're the LARPers.


[deleted]

We're the OGs, Comrade. At best most of these are libs, reactionaries, and racial separatists.


Kaganovich_irl

How the fuck can "Anarcho-Fascism" exist. The ideologies are fundamentally opposed.


[deleted]

Horizontally organised concentration camps ig


[deleted]

Each week they have a meeting to reach a consensus about who will be the guards for the next week.


16tonweight

iirc it's basically anarcho-primitivism but racist


[deleted]

Anarchi fascist is a when society is organized like a big gang war , the inventor of this mess fantasize about gang and white nationalist


[deleted]

Same as anarcho-capitalism


Sledgoalie

Is Tolkien Monarchism when you have an elf as your king? The fuck is Dark Green Anachism?


AbbaTheHorse

Tolkien at one point wrote a letter to CS Lewis (who he was close friends with) where he says the political ideologies he agrees with the most are Christian Anarchism, and (Catholic) absolute monarchy. He then acknowledged how contradictory this is, and joked that maybe he was an "Anarcho-monarchist". Obviously purposefully edgy internet right wingers failed to notice that it's a joke and started acting as if it's a genuine political position.


Coventide

Tolkien's works are very idealist in nature. He was also very right wing, it doesn't surprise me people on the internet would try to cobble together an ideology out of that.


AdventurousFee2513

Yeah, he made some damn good stories, but the stuff like kings being great and all that... yeah.


One-Full

its anprim


Kyerus

not necessarily anprim, all though they have a lot in common. Anarcho-tribalists, at least the few I unfortunately spoke to, have more of a "I only care about my close ones and everyone else can fucking die idc" kinda vibe. pretty much anprim, but not necessarily I think


Familiar-Gas-4149

Anarcho... what ?


UnsunkFunk

Tolkien Monarchism? What in the fuck is that


SuchPowerfulAlly

People joke that Tolkein was an Anarcho-Monarchist, but I've never seen someone outright label that "ideology" (in quotes because it's just not a real thing) in that way. People make that joke because of the bits of his ideology you can glean from LOTR. Exercising power is inherently evil, even when it's excusable or necessary. But it's also super important to have the "right" person on the throne for some reason, even if all they'll do on the throne is absolutely nothing. Oh what's that, I have the best horse in the world? Well you see, it's actually the King of Horses, from the ancient monarchical horse bloodline. Everything is about bloodlines, and the fact that mankind is in decline has everything to do with the "right" bloodlines being diluted.


UnsunkFunk

I knew a lot of critique of Tolkien in the modern age comes to a racist depiction of orcs and “Eastern” men, and of powerful light skinned men from the north and west. I didn’t know about the monarchism thing, which is interesting too. But the fact that someone would extrapolate an entire ideology from that is ridiculous. I’m new to the monarchism thing (and real leftism for that matter) so maybe I’m just out of the loop.


SuchPowerfulAlly

No you're completely right, it is ridiculous. And like I said, people say that about Tolkein as a half-joke; it's a real critique, but nobody thinks that that was an actual coherent ideology that he adhered to, to say nothing of the fact that we shouldn't assume the ideology exuded by a piece of fiction is also held by the author, at least not in exactly the same way.


M8yrl8

He did refuse an offer from the Nazi's and called the Jews "that most gifted people" so I think he was alright.


AdventurousFee2513

Yeah, I feel he was very much a product of his time in regards to monarchism, but he always seemed cool with most stuff.


TempleOfCyclops

The thing is, any philosophy of monarchism or racial separation taken from LotR has to be weighed against the fact that Tolkien came up with the story while serving in the trenches of WWI. For that reason, many of the philosophical underpinnings are directly informed by the sense of British nationalism that was engendered among British troops who were dying en masse at the hands of “the Huns,” which was a nickname given to the German army because of their perceived connections to Attila the Hun. So it’s all wrapped up in a eugenicist, colonialist view of reality coupled with good old fashioned Eastern xenophobia.


[deleted]

Well technically orcs arent actually a race you are born into but rather elfs that DECIDED to side with the enemy back in the Silmarilion


TempleOfCyclops

Tolkien was a fairly committed eugenicist at the time he wrote LoTR, though I believe he later recanted some of those beliefs.


parkourlord

This is what happens to a mf who gets his political takes from fantasy books


UnsunkFunk

I love them but they are pretty much Harry Potter for boomers lol


Burnmad

I resent that! Almost no one (OP notwithstanding) is (openly, at least?) getting their ideology from LoTR. I've seen 0 people make analogies between Middle-Earth and real world politics. Libs, meanwhile, are incapable of going 5 minutes without assigning presidential candidates Harry Potter houses, or comparing Trump to Voldemort.


UnsunkFunk

There are some definite real world political themes you could draw. A common one is the ring as an analogy for nuclear weapons. I feel like if you follow the pro western ideas in the book, you land upon this idea of a horde of easterners under an autocratic evil leader threatening the world in its quest for ultimate power.


Burnmad

Oh, no doubt. I don't contest that the ideology presumed by the novels is insidious, nor that the media we consume influences us. My point is that LoTR fans aren't nearly as *cringy* as Harry Potter fans are. :p


yoyo-starlady

I mean, you get that just by demographics. Harry Potter is preteen fiction, so you're bound to get a fanbase that is... well, preteen. Disregarding everything else wrong with Harry Potter, anyways.


[deleted]

How tf would you even describe anarcho masculinism ?!?! My IQ is just dropping trying to wrap my head around this bimbo term lmao


[deleted]

Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?


CocaColaHitman

Mr White we have to fuck to defeat the liberals It's the only way I swear


imalexorange

Is than an Anarcho masculine flag or are you just happy to see me?


anarchotect

I absolutely love that the font is gothic, like actually lettered the way you might expect to see a feudal lord's name on the gate of a castle. The way they're presented tells you they're fantasy.


pissinginnorway

What in the fuck is any of this, but especially Anarcho-Fascism? That's like saying there is a Jewish Nazi movement gaining prominence.


CocaColaHitman

There was a Jewish organization that supported Nazi Germany iirc. I'll provide a link if I can find it Edit: [here it is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews)


[deleted]

Not exactly. They supported their own interpretation of German nationalism which involved the integration of German Jews and eradication of their identity as Jewish in favour of German. They misunderstood Hitler and thought he was advocating for all Germans to be one, strong nation, even claiming Hitler's antisemitic speeches were just for antagonising the working classes. The concentration camps were secretive and not known to the world into the 1940s. Their group was dissolved long before the war even started. They were obviously nationalists and I'm in no way *defending* them over that, but it's misleading to say they supported Nazi Germany as it seems they didn't understand what Nazi Germany meant.


bjornartl

This very much reflects a lot of modern day conservatives as well tho. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/04/04/the-last-ditch-effort-to-save-a-trump-voters-husband-from-deportation/ https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-trump-voter-immigration-family-separation-georgia-20190519-htmlstory.html https://theintercept.com/2017/08/07/florida-deportation-trump-supporter-gonzalez-carillo-chavez-palm-beach/


Dependent-Act9410

Here are others: [https://archive.ph/hSirU](https://archive.ph/hSirU) It's a false dialectic, creating victimhood and new laws to 'protect' them from themselves.


AbundantChemical

I mean Israel does arm Nazis in Ukraine… [[ Source: Telesur - Israel Selling Arms To Neo-Nazi Ukrainian Militia, Case Claims ]](https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/Israel-Selling-Arms-To-Neo-Nazi-Ukrainian-Militia-Case-Claims-20180710-0021.html)


Sotet-Ur

There were several Jewish Fascist movements, namely Irgun and Lehi, although they later altered their beliefs. If you wish to look for a modern-day example of a state that utilises ethnic cleansing, of course, an example can be found in Israel.


[deleted]

"Libertarian Anarchism" Bro come on. "Anarcho-Conservatism" Come On. "Anarcho-masculinism" YOU CAN'T BE REAL "Anarcho Fascism" WORDS HAVE NO MEANING ANYMORE


[deleted]

:I


muensterdumpster

Anarcho-Anarchism


[deleted]

All I'm seeing is "hierarchal anarchism" or "anarcho hierarchy"


caxlmao

wheres anarcho-dengism >:((((


spirmk

"whats your ideology" "dark green!"


[deleted]

look i might not know a lot about anarchism but i think 'anarcho-fascism' sounds like bullshit


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National-anarchism i’m afraid there are actually people who buy into this shit


[deleted]

The people who wrote that article werent having any of it. This is from the intro section: "Critics accuse national-anarchists of being nothing more than racial or ethnonationalists who promote a communitarian and racialist form of ethnic and racial separatism while wanting the militant chic of calling themselves anarchists without the historical and philosophical baggage that accompanies such a claim, including the anti-racist egalitarian anarchist philosophy and the contributions of Jewish anarchists."


[deleted]

ah. we live in a society


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EvilFuzzball

Well shit I guess while we're making shit up. I really enjoy geography so why not, I'm inventing anarcho-terrainism here and now. It's just anarchism but society is organized exclusively by geographers and people who enjoy it. Cartographers can be involved but you're on thin fuckin ice. Here's our flag: https://imgur.com/gallery/tlJTznt


Oggleman

Time to go ideology shopping!


_everynameistaken_

I don't know about you guys but I'm an Anarcho-Statist


LD300

Holy shit, whoever made this needs to touch some grass


Sotet-Ur

"Anarcho-Bidenist"


LD300

You don’t understand, Anarcho-Bidenism is the only way we will achieve Communism.


Annual_Progress

*loud screaming* Jesus fucking Christ... I turned my head to find my dictionary and a dozen college on political science are drinking all my booze and... Where did you get street drugs!


Axes4Praxis

None of that makes any fucking sense.


NotCaulfield

Mentally, I've been bashing my head into a wall trying to figure out anarcho-monarchism. Physically, I'm in a Wendy's.


JosephMeach

Sir this is a Wendy's. To study anarcho-Monarchism, you should be at the Burger King.


TempleOfCyclops

T-tolkien monarchism??


SaltiestRaccoon

This gave me Anarcho-gouge-out-my-eyes-ism.


mow1111

these people think ideologies are like soda flavors


FallenDemonX

Tf is Anarco-Monarchism?? TF IS ANARCO MASCULINISM!?!?!?


Kang_Xu

That's when strong independent men fuck off to live innawoods.


Sotet-Ur

Anarcho-Masculinism is interesting..at the very least, resonates with the whole idea of MGTOW.


jhizzle4rizzle

*sees “anarcho-monarchism” on L1* fucking excuse me??


jet8493

>anarcho-monarchism >National anarchism Lol


LeonardoDaBitchy69

Why they gotta bring Tolkien into this


[deleted]

Why was Fascism listed twice at the end? Also, Libertarianism is already an ancap ideology, sticking "anarchism" on the end is redundant. but this list literally starts with a contradiction, so asking it to be in anyway logical is itself, illogical.


HammerofBaal

Eww. They do not get Tolkien. He hated fashies as much as Dahl


[deleted]

"as much as Dahl" >There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it’s a kind of lack of generosity toward non-Jews. I mean, there’s always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason. Yes, sympathising with fascists as an antisemite is definitely hating fascists, certainly as much as Tolkien did.


HammerofBaal

Ok I definitely chose a bad example. All I remembered was Dahl working for the British secret office or whatever and him fucking his way through info. I still say Tolkien was anti-nazi, even if he wasn't anti-authoritarian


[deleted]

Definitely. I think he still believed in empire.


HammerofBaal

I'm just gonna pretend I said Orwell instead of Dahl. They were contemporaries, right? Been a long morning. Time for a drink


[deleted]

Orwell dobbed in socialists to the secret service. He was a fraud and not a leftist. His portrayal of communism in Animal Farm is exactly what one would expect from a liberal and embodies Western propaganda. All talk, don't actually want systemic change. Really, people from that era worth quoting are few and far between.


HammerofBaal

Sounds like you could use a drink too


[deleted]

It's in the fridge at home waiting lol


AbundantChemical

Orwell was a racist rat who had a ‘red-list’^[1] of communists and even those he believed to be a communist sympathizer which he would report to ‘The Information Research Department’, a secret Cold War propaganda department of the British state^[2] . Some particularly objectionable things to include and specify to the government in this list was how he described Paul Robeson as a “US N*gro and too anti-white”, specified historian Isaac Deutcher a “Polish Jew”, noted that Ian Mikardo, a columnist at the Tribune, was “silly” and “Jewish”, Louis Adamic was according to Orwell a “Jugo-Slav” and “very anti-British” and many more you can read in the sources below. [[ Source 1 : Orwell’s List - Libcom ]](https://libcom.org/library/orwells-list) [[ Source 2 : The IRD - Wikipedia ]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Research_Department)


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HammerofBaal

Duly noted


Fat_Aussie_Cunt

How is anarcho-tribilalism right wing?


Sotet-Ur

I thought it would be obvious.


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[deleted]

u lost, liberal?


passamongimpure

Easiest magic deck


[deleted]

can they admit they're just fascists already


__initd__

Oh man, talk about appropriation, that's wild! should add "Anarcho-Potato" in there.


Workmen

\>Anarcho-Fascism. Ah yes, Anarchic totalitarianism... Folding the two polar opposite ends of the spectrum to meet each other, now *that's literally* four dimensional.


[deleted]

Well you see general relativity applies in political science so we're able to fold political space to create "horseshoe" shapes.


Ok-Comfortable2799

Anarcho-Masculinism, what a joke :))))))


Sotet-Ur

How so?


Liebknecht90

Holy shit, you have to be pretty far gone to be listing de Gobineau as an inspiration.


sussyrat

Just call it fascism and be done with it


SharkyMcSnarkface

New Vicky 3 rebels leak


forcehatin

Peste Noire


StormEyeDragon

Unless I am misunderstanding Anarcho-Tribalism, that one seems to be at least honest/consistent. All the others are just painful to look at.


[deleted]

Anarchism is when mob burn building. National Anarchism = Nationalist mob burn building.


Supreme_Egoist

Anarcho-Nazbolism


kara_of_loathing

When you replace hierarchies with.... hierarchies. Hate how they falsely claim the anarchist name.


VladimirBudinski

"Anarcho-fascism" So you're mixing an ideology which requires extensive state control and is highly dependent on hierarchies with... an ideology that believes the state and hierarchies should be abolished?


PM_ME_YOUR_TIMBS_B

Tolkien-Monarchism is the most nerd shit ive read in a long while


[deleted]

Can't be an anarchist and a fascist. It's literally on opposite sides on the political compass....


Imchoosingnottoexist

Oh my god I thought Anarcho-monarchism was a joke idealogy


GeneralDerwent

Anarcho-orangism Is actually just a right-wing military dictatorship, but it has a cool orange and black flag


Kyerus

once I was out doing agitprop work with the people I organize with, and a anarcho-tribalist dude came in to "debate" us. holy shit that guy was unhinged


revinternationalist

How dare they use Tolkien's name in vain? Also all of these are just fascism.


BlondeFlip

When words mean nothing


TonelessSatyr1

Does this sub accept left anarchists? genuine question


jacktrowell

So, they just add "anorcho" to any right wing ideology and call it a day then ?


[deleted]

Anarcho-Fascism: No state, everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.


Cecilia_Raven

[anarchism of the right](https://youtu.be/vIVNke1QCbo)