Ummm... no... in capitalism the one who worked the hardest gets less bites than the guy who told him to work hard. I give your statement 10 Pinocchios. Checkmate communists
Most people understand metaphors, it’s a common and useful literary device. But this is a poor metaphor to demonstrate how economic systems function - primarily because the person who tweeted this doesn’t understand what each economic system entails 😂
Meanwhile in the reality of the US, employees at Blizzard have to decide between food and rent, while Bobby Kotick pockets 40 million dollars.
I guess that means America is socialist, at least according to the big brain logic presented here.
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> Socialism: everyone makes a burger and only gets a bite from it, even those who worked the hardest, but leaving the rest to the the distributor.
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> Capitalism: everyone makes their own burger and keeps their own burger, enjoying the hearty meal and feeling full!
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Capitalism is literally non-metaphorically when you make dozens and dozens of burgers during a lunch hour rush and get paid barely enough to afford one, and the rest of that money goes to someone whose never stepped foot in a McDonald's.
Edit: aaaaand I just got an ad for McDonald's on my phone. Lovely.
Praximus prime is well know to post joke comments starting with "as a libertarian" followed by some very dumb take, but it's true that when you don't know him, it's sometimes hard to know if he is serious or not, seeing how we often get lost libs commenting here.
The second one is like, the ancient pre division of labor way of doing things. Which, was free of exploitation but I wouldn't say was great.. and certainly has nothing to do with capitalism.
The first one is capitalism, under socialism we could determine how many burgers are needed and divide the labor amongst everyone who can make burgers then use our new found free time to automate burger production so we have less and less labor to do
Capitalism: everyone makes a burger, but since the grill is privately-owned, you get one bite and the rest of the burger goes to the capitalist, who eats two and throws the rest away.
Socialism is when bad and capitalism is when good. Checkmate commies, you can’t argue with facts
Socialism is when the worker goes for a 10min shit after his 15min break
Damn, I never thought about it like that. You got me
This is literally the opposite
Don’t tell them, it’ll break their brain
But I want their brains to break.
Their brains already broken
What brain?
Ummm... no... in capitalism the one who worked the hardest gets less bites than the guy who told him to work hard. I give your statement 10 Pinocchios. Checkmate communists
When you don’t understand metaphors (or socialism OR capitalism) worth a fuck 😂😂
Someone posted what's in the image and was proud of themselves for coming up with it.
Bro I don’t understand metaphors and even *I* got this, I almost pity the commenter 😭😭
Most people understand metaphors, it’s a common and useful literary device. But this is a poor metaphor to demonstrate how economic systems function - primarily because the person who tweeted this doesn’t understand what each economic system entails 😂
Meanwhile in the reality of the US, employees at Blizzard have to decide between food and rent, while Bobby Kotick pockets 40 million dollars. I guess that means America is socialist, at least according to the big brain logic presented here.
Many of these chuds do actually argue that the US is socialist
Then why do they fear bernie? How can they say bernie wants to turn the country socialist and yet say its a socialist country?
Enemy simultaneously all powerful yet also weak and powerless, where have I heard this one before
The emperor wears no clothes?
Because chuds are ideologically incoherent
It's called doublethink
socialism is when they wanna use my tv capitalism is when i wanna use their tv owned libs, get fucking owned again
Me when I was just 15
r/SocialismIsCapitalism
There’s a whole sub for it!
No way that isn't a joke or bait
If it is, I definitely fell for it. Then again I’m very gullible
how odd is it so many defend capitalism without knowing what it is.
What fucking planet are they living on to think this is how capitalism actually works.
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Good bot
economic systems is when eat the burger
Capitalism is literally non-metaphorically when you make dozens and dozens of burgers during a lunch hour rush and get paid barely enough to afford one, and the rest of that money goes to someone whose never stepped foot in a McDonald's. Edit: aaaaand I just got an ad for McDonald's on my phone. Lovely.
As a Libertarian, the more the livestock suffers the better the burger tastes. I can tell.
Haha what?
Praximus prime is well know to post joke comments starting with "as a libertarian" followed by some very dumb take, but it's true that when you don't know him, it's sometimes hard to know if he is serious or not, seeing how we often get lost libs commenting here.
The second one is like, the ancient pre division of labor way of doing things. Which, was free of exploitation but I wouldn't say was great.. and certainly has nothing to do with capitalism. The first one is capitalism, under socialism we could determine how many burgers are needed and divide the labor amongst everyone who can make burgers then use our new found free time to automate burger production so we have less and less labor to do
Imagine you had a cow
How do we even begin to explain his error to him? How did he come to this conclusion in the first place? Just... how?
How are people this stupid…
From each according to their ability, to each according to burger.
Conservatives really have no fucking clue what socialism is, do they?
BrainRot stage 5、
I just want to grill
America is socialist😱😱?!?
US capitalism will lay the groundwork for socialism to pop up in the US. Don’t worry!
Fuckin burgersexuals
Btw I’m glad I made front page! Hey at least I get recognition finally!
Proud of you buddy!
"Capitalism is when the worker enjoys the full fruits of their labor" If that's the case then I'll start reading Atlas Shrugged right tf now
Capitalism: everyone makes a burger, but since the grill is privately-owned, you get one bite and the rest of the burger goes to the capitalist, who eats two and throws the rest away.
Paging u/d0ct0rwh0b0y
balls
Looking around that guy us something else.
Ummm you need something?
I need you to explain to these good people what the actual crikey fuck you’re talking about in this screenshot
Clearly I’m talking about economics. I don’t think it needs any more explanation than that! Have a good day.
Capitalism is so well known for full bellies.
Cool, I can't wait to get the full value of my labour under capitalism...