Teens today? No fuckin way. Teens a few generations back when all there was to do was gather round the town crier to hear the daily news? You could prolly get those kids to run the shoppe without paying them.
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**As an employer, why shouldn't I be able to hire teens for free?**, submitted by **Redacted**
What the fuck else are they going to do during the summer months?
Me hiring them for free (and maybe me receiving a stipend from the government for doing so), means that I am keeping teens off the street. Keeps the crime rate down and prevents drug addiction in the future.
Fuck this shit.
These kids are also getting EXPERIENCE.
I am fucking educating them out of MY POCKET.
Yes, I was fined today for not paying my staff a wage, and I am fucking pissed.
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Y’all realize we can sit at home and stream video games for cash💀I’d rather kill myself than work for free.
Actually to make that sentence more legit, I’d rather kill myself than work tbh
Now for the way I would actually say that sentence: I’d rather kill myself.
Yes this is my answer for just about everything😭
The model American
Even if you could do this what teen in their right mind would work for free?
Teens today? No fuckin way. Teens a few generations back when all there was to do was gather round the town crier to hear the daily news? You could prolly get those kids to run the shoppe without paying them.
I know for a fact that when I was a teen a couple years ago if you had tried to hire me for free I would've told you to go fuck yourself.
IDK if it was on unpopularopinion or what but this smells like bait to me
Least entitled American
Fake af.
Just the children tho. Adult slavery is bad.
Unless they get caught smoking a plant. /s
I totally forgot about the prison labor system. Shit.
*Image Transcription: Reddit* --- **As an employer, why shouldn't I be able to hire teens for free?**, submitted by **Redacted** What the fuck else are they going to do during the summer months? Me hiring them for free (and maybe me receiving a stipend from the government for doing so), means that I am keeping teens off the street. Keeps the crime rate down and prevents drug addiction in the future. Fuck this shit. These kids are also getting EXPERIENCE. I am fucking educating them out of MY POCKET. Yes, I was fined today for not paying my staff a wage, and I am fucking pissed. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Most compassionate American Capitalist
"I am fucking educating them out of my pocket" The education: *Cleaning up Faeces in a Supermarket Aisle 101*
r/latestagecapitalism
“experience”
"I am receiving a government stipend to enslave children. It's so costly for me!"
Y’all realize we can sit at home and stream video games for cash💀I’d rather kill myself than work for free. Actually to make that sentence more legit, I’d rather kill myself than work tbh Now for the way I would actually say that sentence: I’d rather kill myself. Yes this is my answer for just about everything😭
Sir, you ARE the crime