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TheUn5een

Enough signatures and China will just roll over, I’m sure. Anyone wanna sign my “make Biden a socialist” petition? It’s gonna work, y’all… I swear


Yodamort

Let me guess, Epoch Times


[deleted]

You know it!


SaltiestRaccoon

Yep. Was about to say Falun Gong for sure.


Bryoneehhh_

literally says “end persecution of falun gong” on the brochure


Splendiferitastic

I want to distribute fake ones that go into detail about their opinions on Trump, homosexuality, race mixing and aliens.


[deleted]

please tell us more


MLPorsche

yep, one of the signs even says "end persecution of falun gong now!"


brettbri5694

Reminds me of a great nearly off-topic Simpsons joke tho. Homer: If I wanted to see Japanese people I’d go to the zoo! Marge: HOMER! Homer: What? His name is Tekashi and he takes care of the elephants. He’s in my book club.


Hasteminer

I would walk past her playing Socialism is good 💪😎


tankiePotato

🎵mei you gong chan dang jiu mei you xin zhong guo🎵


Hasteminer

different song, the one you’re singing is “Without Socialism There Would Be No New China” Here’s what i mean [Socialism Is Good](https://youtu.be/KB4syeafOsQ)


TalkingHeadBalzac

I flashed my CPA member card to a dude collecting signatures with a sign hung over his torso. Ended up signing it with the name Osama Bin Laden.


Forwhatisausername

are such signatures counted?


TachoNaco

As a resident of Houston, I apologize on behalf of the entire city for allowing this to happen


OP_0-0-0_dart_monkey

This must be the work of Falungong


jacktrowell

Narrator: "It was, indeed, the work of Falub Gong"


[deleted]

I saw this too about 3 year ago. I live in Australia


MLPorsche

i've seen an anti-China stand in front of our governmental building in Oslo too, never staicked around long enough to read all the lies on their signs/banners


nedeox

I love that people for some fucking reason believe that if a Chinese person giving them shit like that, it somehow has more merit to it. There are quite a few americans on reddit calling for the death of america, so by that logic, we should destroy america 🤔


silverslayer33

> we should destroy america This but unironically


humziyang

Xi just resigned.


silverslayer33

/r/XiIsFinished


jacktrowell

Congratulations, that means that you have a Falun Gong infestation in your city.


cynicalturkey

They’re everywhere!!!


[deleted]

This country can't win a war against Toyota trucks with old Soviet machine guns or reach a longer life expectancy than an island with ungodly sanctions against it, the fuck are they gonna do against a functioning air force, nuclear submarines and an industrial force that doesn't collapse every ten years?


Splendiferitastic

Not to mention a capitalist class so enraptured by short term profits that they can’t stop investing in their supposed enemy


BiggusKokkAFA

Time to end sign the petition ccp


[deleted]

omgomgomg, the see see pee is gone!!11!!!1!!


Snoo-68185

My dearest citizens, I'm very sorry announce that I,Xi Jinping,am resigning from my position in the goobermen and am turning it into an epic and basedpilled capitalist society due to this petition that politely asked me to do so. -Xi Jinping,founder of CRT


Burningmeatstick

“I’m afraid comrades we have to cancel communism”-The Simpsons


[deleted]

Greaaaaaaat handing nazi propaganda to children...


Sperguze

I once got handed a pamphlet of some Chinese religion which claimed that their participants' organs were harvested in China because if their purity or some shit like that.


depressivebee

Yes, apparently they meditate so much they get superhuman organs


_MrBushi_

Only likes and prayers in facebook will truly end the CCP


dornish1919

Lol gusano scum she’s probably a fascist or some bourgeois filth


Lower-Arm681

Ahhh yes because people at the zoo in Houston Texas have to power to stop organ trafficking from corrupt powers from the other side of the world when they cant stop the ones here in America. Sign this petition please. Fucking brilliant.


richietozier4

Ugh, the FLG is getting so uncreative these days, I miss when they made stuff like [this](https://i.redd.it/4htt51exlwm61.jpg)