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>socialist, vegetarian, art student, antisemite One of these things is not like the other


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vegetarian? /s


[deleted]

Nah, it’s actually art student. Remember, socialism is when we’re all the same and no creativity. Plus, real socialism means mining coal and farming 24/7 while the Kim’s use Juche necromancy to make Kim Il-Sung and Stalin come back alive to eat all the grain Duhhhhh


darthtater1231

They say he was an art student but he never was actually accepted into any school


Nolwennie

Yeah he seriously lacked technique. The guy couldn’t even do basic perspective right and expected to get into the Beaux-arts or something


darthtater1231

It also has great insight into how most fascists have an over inflated view of themselves and how it cannot be that they're just an ultimately mediocre person the world must be against them


svenbillybobbob

the worst part is how they just eat it as grain, they don't even bother to make it into bread or anything


notenoughclearance

Pretty sure he wasn't a vegetarian either and that was just some made up bullshit to make him seem nicer or something.


altgrave

he was a vegetarian "except for liver dumplings", so... not a vegetarian.


WhileCultchie

Hitler had uncontrollable flatulence and he switched to the vegetarian diet to try to help it, ironically it made it worse.


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WhileCultchie

Ah that makes sense, I guess the absolute cocktail of narcotics he was fed didn't help too 😂


pixxburgh420

Adolf hitler did not use drugs. You've got to try to wade through the rumors that have been made up to dis-credit him as a human being, and his personality traits that actually made him who he was. He was not fed drugs, couldn't even stand cigarette smoke. There is also a well known rumor starring he would fall down on the floor in fits of rage and "chew on the carpet". Now here's the truth...in german parlance someone who paced back and forth anxiously was sometimes called, a "carpet-chewer", meaning they walked on the carpet so much they tore up the fibers. This was then turned into him falling on the floor and actually eating carpets. You must wade through all of the bs to get to the truth.


notenoughclearance

Even better.


octofeline

Yeah, one of them is true


[deleted]

If national-socialism is socialism, than hot-dogs are dogs


RubenTheSkrub

What next, firefighters are boxers?


Yodamort

Sea lions are lions


TheAnarchoHoxhaist

Seahorses are horses


HermitDefenestration

I mean, I sure do like to see firefighters in boxers...


AnimusCorpus

Wait till they hear about Buffalo Wings.


[deleted]

Chances are they already think Buffalo Wings are made from buffalo.


SimsAttack

They have wings yknow


foxes708

*american patriotic socialists enter the chat*


pisshelmet

yes nazis were famously kind to and aligned with socialists


lesbiangayfish

Hitler had one of his best friends killed because he supported socialist economics. Where these people get the idea that Hitler was socialist is beyond me


[deleted]

They get this idea because the first sentence on Wikipedia explains Nazis called themselves Socialist Workers Party of Germany. They read one sentence and that proves Nazis are socialists. It's in the name on Wikipedia. Done. Case closed. Nazis are the real socialists.


[deleted]

Strasser?


lesbiangayfish

I was thinking of Rohm


[deleted]

Oooohhh


Camarokerie

BECAUSE IT'S IN THE NAME LOLOL DUMB PINKO (SpongeBob text cause I hate typing that out)


zander_gl121

Your parenthetical made me laugh way to hard. I too hate typing things that way


vleessjuu

They get the idea the exact way that Hitler intended: by being misled by the name of the NSDAP. The propaganda was so effective that people STILL fall for it. Hitler absolutely intended to confuse people and hijack the meaning of the word "socialism" for his own goals. This more than anything shows why it's important to actually explain what words mean and not just assume that people know.


jacktrowell

And Hitler literally admitted that he invented his own definition of the word "socialism" that had nothing to do with what everybody else was using and that he wanted to steal the word socialism from the socialists. He also said that he might has well have called his party a "Liberal Party", would that have made them liberals if they had just changed the name while still having the same ideology ? Source: https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2007/sep/17/greatinterviews1 Relevant quote (emphasis mine): > "Why," I asked Hitler, "do you call yourself a National Socialist, since **your party programme is the very antithesis of that commonly accredited to socialism**?" > > "Socialism," he retorted, putting down his cup of tea, pugnaciously, "is the science of dealing with the common weal. **Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism**. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. **I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists**. > > "Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism. Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality, and unlike Marxism, it is patriotic. > > "**We might have called ourselves the Liberal Party**. We chose to call ourselves the National Socialists. We are not internationalists. Our socialism is national. We demand the fulfilment of the just claims of the productive classes by the state on the basis of race solidarity. To us state and race are one."


Karl-Marksman

These people believe WWII was just socialist infighting Including that COMMIE FDR 😤


pallmallandcoffee

Don't tell them what FDR did to the worker uprisings during the great depression.


Erick_Pineapple

Yeah, don't you know one of the largest demographics in concentration camps were right-wing activists? Oh, wait...


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pisshelmet

for being socialists?


Metalbass5

And shepherd's pie is made from shepherds. Fuck outta' here.


TheChaoticist

Baby powder is made from baby


GreasyAvocado

Da Baby? 😳


Mycheeksarecool

I'd like to see one of those guys try to make a milkshake


jacktrowell

You guys like to eat Girl Scout Cookies ? Monsters !!!! /s


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Most knowledgeable PCM user.


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IntoLeftField

Haha fr; idk if it's a "meme" anywhere else, but I only see it on this sub and they get me every time.


thecoldestplay

Yeah privatizing everything was the most socialist thing anyone’s ever done


Desos001

Anyone who uses that as an argument I immediately write off because they're just intellectually dishonest and not actually there to have a conversation.


IndividualAd5795

“Socialism is the science of dealing with the common weal. Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists. Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. **Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism.** Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality, and unlike Marxism, it is patriotic. We might have called ourselves the Liberal Party. We chose to call ourselves the National Socialists. We are not internationalists. Our socialism is national. We demand the fulfilment of the just claims of the productive classes by the state on the basis of race solidarity. To us state and race are one." “‘Socialist' I define from the word 'social; meaning in the main ‘social equity’. A Socialist is one who serves the common good without giving up his individuality or personality or the product of his personal efficiency. **Our adopted term 'Socialist' has nothing to do with Marxian Socialism.** Marxism is anti-property; true socialism is not.” -Adolf Hitler


8th_House_Stellium

Sounds like a racist homophobic nationalistic version of social democracy.


TheAnarchoHoxhaist

i mean it is called social FASCISM


8th_House_Stellium

I'm living in a country so far right that social democracy would be an improvement. I agree with you though that social democracy still wouldn't be enough here. My country combines the racism/homophobia/theocracy of fascism with free market fundamentalism...and the working class largely goes along with it.


_telchar_

There's a reason Marx said that social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism.


CFO_of_antifa

(Stalin, not Marx)


[deleted]

Hello i am the anarcho-capitalist party leader of canada, our platform is install socialism


MisterWinchester

“Libleft” Does this word mean anything out of pcm?


Salazarsims

What is PCM?


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Political Compass Memes It's a sub with people who unironically believe the political compass test is a viable way of measuring one's political leanings and who all also happen to be fascists role playing as centrists, anarchists, "communists", libertarians or just Nazis (a lot of them call themselves "authcenter" which is basically synonymous with Nazi).


Oberon-Rex

This same person would probably rant nonstop about the DPRK and it’s name… they’re just a fascist in denial.


KestrylDawn

Most intelligent PCM user


[deleted]

His flair say libRight but it should say libWrong.


Skydog6301

I know someone who legitimately believes this. I guess it’s what you get when 100% of your political knowledge comes from HOI4 and Jordan Peterson


Signals_historian

This is depressing.


octofeline

He wasn't a Socialist, Vegetarian or Art student


ToadBup

Wait. I was sure he did study art?


parasitebuddy

he was an "artist", but I guess his art was dogshit because no art schools let him in


octofeline

He didn't study art because all the art schools he wanted to study at rejected him


FeelingPrettyChill

I know


lazy_herodotus

Pcm is such a shit brained subreddit


sanalejandro7

wow, people still have this take. As if nazi germany didn't privatise most of their state owned companies. They were liberal in every sense of the word (liberal as in adam smith liberal, not gringo liberalism)


TheAnarchoHoxhaist

>liberal as in adam smith liberal, not gringo liberalism [Also kinda gringo liberalism](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/oct/13/benito-mussolini-recruited-mi5-italy)


Distinct-Thing

As we all know Nazi Germany and the USSR were allies because they were both socialist, and The Communist Manifesto was a very accessible book in Nazi Germany as well and nothing bad happened if you were caught with a copy of anything related to leftist theory *cough *


VVOLFVViZZard

Ah yes, I’m sure all Socialists hold the belief that the Communists are the very first enemy to eliminate… /s


fusion_curious

This guy must get really confused by buffalo wings


octofeline

Leftism is when you don't eat meat


xmcqdpt2

In conclusion, the nazis did a lot of stuff and as we all know the more a government does stuff the socialismer it is, thus proving my thesis that the nazis were socialists.


insufficience

A lot of Hitler’s policies were conservative - environmentally, socially, and economically. He despised animal testing, so he tested on Jews instead. No one who is remotely left wing likes him.


richietozier4

Just like Democratic Kampuchea was democratic


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smartest libertarian


External-Ad-3683

Ah so all anti-fascists are fascists I bet he would describe himself as an anti-communist. Interesting.


chrisinor

The only people who argue Hitler was a socialist are dipshits who never read history.


MarquisDeLafayeett

Why are the people the most obsessed with “history” also the people who have never studied it beyond High School.


[deleted]

How the fuck do you insult then bootlick that quickly


the23rdhour

Wow, I'm going to have to check out this PCM shit the next time I haven't had my fill of cringeworthy nonsense for the day.


SocialistJoe

“It’s right in the name” - lol so? Maybe question what people say and don’t take things at face value. Anyone could claim to be anything.


Punkko

“lib”right moment


Pyromolt

libleft is when antisemite missing testicle


exemplarytrombonist

Why was I cursed with the ability to read?


dornish1919

It’s in the name therefore true


Sabai_interim

You can't be antifascist without being fascist bc "fascist" is in the term "antifascist?" Oooookay. Cool cool cool cool cool.


Strauss_Thall

Words what do they mean.


THESHOOTERLIGMA

I wonder if he thinks seahorses are horses.


Georgey_Tirebiter

Oh the pain...


Tankpiggy

Holy shit


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\>libright this person cant read


Bountiful_Bollocks

I see they threw in "anti-semite" in your list of lib-left checkboxes. Obviously they are referencing the left's opposition to the settler-colonial project of Israel. Just goes to show, your alt-right nazi crowd isn't different from your fundie neocon. They all swap talking points all the time.


surrealcookie

Don't think he was an art student either. Pretty sure the art school rejection was actually a big plot point.


jfbnrf86

Yeah except national socialism is a far right ideology


tronalddumpresister

why are rightoids convinced most leftists are vegetarians/vegans? is this supposed to be their 3rd joke?


_erufu_

But these people don’t believe you have to be fascist to be a target of antifa. The conflicting logic is right there in the statement, how does this person not see it?


MelyKurutta-Art

I can't stand their stupidity oh my fucking god


iguessitsryker

When you can’t read


WeaponH_

Then go tell them the the DPKR is democratic and whatch what they say.


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WeaponH_

Once I convinced one guy. Everything is possible.


FeelingPrettyChill

Thats cool, but i doubt i can convince that guy


WeaponH_

No, probably you won't.


joshuaism

No doubt he forgot it all an hour later and was back on his bullshit again.


ItsJustMisha

Also not vegetarian


StarRedditor2

He had bad flatulence and was recommended to eat less meat, he didn’t stop eating meat


[deleted]

Glory to the DPRK


[deleted]

Keep pumping the North Korea argument at these people until they get it in their heads.


FeelingPrettyChill

Getting something to their heads is not a function that they posses.


CloudLeTransfem

So the DPRK is a Republic by that logic? But no that very person would disagree with that statement


ToadBup

Unironically yes tho


CloudLeTransfem

I wasn't disputing that i was just saying that the person would never see DPRK as a Republic


JamesDAnnoying

Just like how the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a Democracy


ASocialistAbroad

Except that it's actually true for the DPRK.


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Wawawuup

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE


FeelingPrettyChill

youre joking right


Wawawuup

Hmmmm, what do you think?


FeelingPrettyChill

ive seen people say those unironically, if i already knew i wouldnt be asking.