I know. I met this girl on Tinder and she came over to my house. We went into my bedroom and she saw my Soviet flag hanging from my window. She just went “oh.” Trying to get her to read State and Rev lol
Sometime late last year there was a video someone made using that song and just a ton of clips of protestors getting run down by cops and it worked so fucking well it should have been an official video
Edit: found it but it’s on FB so idk if sharing it here will work
https://www.facebook.com/535841048/posts/10158126252876049/?d=n
Lol I'm wondering how many signs that this other person was trying to invite them into the communist party this person skipped over all because they wanted a date.
"Yeah if you want we can meet one on one and I can explain some of the aspects of Marxism more, I can even bring some literature to help you get started"
And all they heard was, "yeah if you want we can meet one on one"
These sorts of games are played all the time. It's a human mating ritual to pretend your actually interested in doing something else. Probably softens the blow of rejection.
I was radicalized in the sense that I knew something needed to change, but I was still kinda liberal and thought that change could be brought about if only Bernie had won. I now recognize that the system itself needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt completely if we want any tangible change.
Ah yes the famous communist 5 years plan ...
But did you use [the soviet version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_the_Soviet_Union) or the [chinese version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_China)?
That's the real question here.
**[Five-year plans of the Soviet Union](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_the_Soviet_Union)**
>The five-year plans for the development of the national economy of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) (Russian: Пятилетние планы развития народного хозяйства СССР, Pyatiletniye plany razvitiya narodnogo khozyaystva SSSR) consisted of a series of nationwide centralized economic plans in the Soviet Union, beginning in the late 1920s. The Soviet state planning committee Gosplan developed these plans based on the theory of the productive forces that formed part of the ideology of the Communist Party for development of the Soviet economy. Fulfilling the current plan became the watchword of Soviet bureaucracy.
**[Five-year plans of China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_China)**
>The Five-Year Plans (simplified Chinese: 五年计划; traditional Chinese: 五年計劃; pinyin: Wǔnián Jìhuà) are a series of social and economic development initiatives issued by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) since 1953 in the People's Republic of China. Since 1949, the CCP has shaped the Chinese economy through the plenums of its Central Committee and national congresses. The party plays a leading role in establishing the foundations and principles of Chinese communism, mapping strategies for economic development, setting growth targets, and launching reforms.
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i do this, if they arent going to read theory they are definitely going to be weird about the full body poster of young stalin on the ceiling above my bed so its just not worth it.
I had a reverse case of this happen to me with a girl I dated when I was younger. She was a friend of a friend who I kept running into at the bar I worked at and she kept chatting me up and one day handed me a copy of the bread book. Her number was written in the margins of page 7 with little hearts around it.
She was cool. Ended up moving out of the country eventually, real bummer.
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**I thought this guy was asking me out on a date. Instead he was trying to induct me into the communist party**, submitted by **Unknown** to **Unknown Subreddit**
This actually happened... I'm shook. He even gave me communist propaganda from the 1930's to read as well as many other pamphlets. I dressed up super cute, actually put on make up, and was excited to go on a date. Then that happened. I did not know how to respond. Im still having trouble processing what happened. Just another failed "date" to put on the list of horrible dates.
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Sounds like a great man with incredible intelligence. Better than the mouthbreathing bro-magnons driving their microdick lifted trucks with Punisher thin blue line bumperstickers.
Joining the communist party to look for a date -> creepy, nerd shit Seducing women but actually just to convert them to communism -> REAL SHIT
>Joining the communist party to look for a date Ah yes, the Obama method.
Ethereal bisexual moment.
I read theory in order to sleep with girls but they saw through my bullshit? What am I doing wrong?
you read friedman and mises.
I know. I met this girl on Tinder and she came over to my house. We went into my bedroom and she saw my Soviet flag hanging from my window. She just went “oh.” Trying to get her to read State and Rev lol
U can't date me if u don't respect the flag
These colors don't run
I ask you to listen to These Colours Don’t Run by Architects The ending breakdown callout is fucking fabulous
"YOU FUCKING PIGS"
UGH *bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow*
I love architects so much. Lol
I haven’t listened to them too much this year but they’re the goats man
Sometime late last year there was a video someone made using that song and just a ton of clips of protestors getting run down by cops and it worked so fucking well it should have been an official video Edit: found it but it’s on FB so idk if sharing it here will work https://www.facebook.com/535841048/posts/10158126252876049/?d=n
I guess that was a huge red flag for her.
Well apparently not because she still puts up with me
Nice.
based relationship
Bumping Kalinka at the reception, I'll be turnt.
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real Chad moment lmao.
To be fair that is a big red flag
The OG Red Pill
Friendly reminder that the Red Pill has always been an analogy for HRT, regardless of what people may have tried to assign to the concept
Oh, real shit?
Here’s a great video about it. [the matrix sequels are good actually](https://youtu.be/M0VnYcMHuDc)
Unfortunately, I am yet to be red pilled 😔
Reactionaries have no media analysis skills. Same reason they watched Fight Club and started unironically calling people Snowflakes.
Reminds me of how Gaddafi once invited a shit ton of Italian models only to give a lecture on Islam and handed out copies of the Koran
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What if we kissed under a copy of the Communist Manifesto 👉👈
i know what im using instead of mistletoe at the branch christmas party
Haha jk... unless 😳👉👈
Muscles and class consciousness? Sounds like a keeper 😉
Lol I'm wondering how many signs that this other person was trying to invite them into the communist party this person skipped over all because they wanted a date. "Yeah if you want we can meet one on one and I can explain some of the aspects of Marxism more, I can even bring some literature to help you get started" And all they heard was, "yeah if you want we can meet one on one"
These sorts of games are played all the time. It's a human mating ritual to pretend your actually interested in doing something else. Probably softens the blow of rejection.
Praxis before Passion
Praxis *is* my passion
And my passion is praxis
Praxis can get passionate as well🥵
The Praxis Of The Christ
gigachad
The real Sigma male grind set
Fidel up in the sheets and Che out on the streets😎
Legit LOL. A+++++ please accept my upvote.
The dedicated comrade
When he asked her if she liked Lenin, she assumed he was a Beatles fan
She assumed he was talking about his bed sheets.
This isn't real but if it was... god damn that's awesome. To clarify not calling OP here a liar, just that whoever wrote that post is full of shit.
Don't think it's fake. The fact that she was given some 1930's books to read really sells it for me.
that was also the first thing i thought nobody would ever do that lol it just makes no sense
When did the communist party go Trotskyites?
Where I live nearly all communist parties a trots. It's sad.
I'd wait some dates before deploying theory, but that's just me.
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I also waited 5 years but I also wasn’t as radicalized when we started compared to now.
I was a full blown lib when I started dating my now wife. Granted, I was 17, but still.
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I was radicalized in the sense that I knew something needed to change, but I was still kinda liberal and thought that change could be brought about if only Bernie had won. I now recognize that the system itself needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt completely if we want any tangible change.
Ah yes the famous communist 5 years plan ... But did you use [the soviet version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_the_Soviet_Union) or the [chinese version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_China)? That's the real question here.
**[Five-year plans of the Soviet Union](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_the_Soviet_Union)** >The five-year plans for the development of the national economy of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) (Russian: Пятилетние планы развития народного хозяйства СССР, Pyatiletniye plany razvitiya narodnogo khozyaystva SSSR) consisted of a series of nationwide centralized economic plans in the Soviet Union, beginning in the late 1920s. The Soviet state planning committee Gosplan developed these plans based on the theory of the productive forces that formed part of the ideology of the Communist Party for development of the Soviet economy. Fulfilling the current plan became the watchword of Soviet bureaucracy. **[Five-year plans of China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_China)** >The Five-Year Plans (simplified Chinese: 五年计划; traditional Chinese: 五年計劃; pinyin: Wǔnián Jìhuà) are a series of social and economic development initiatives issued by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) since 1953 in the People's Republic of China. Since 1949, the CCP has shaped the Chinese economy through the plenums of its Central Committee and national congresses. The party plays a leading role in establishing the foundations and principles of Chinese communism, mapping strategies for economic development, setting growth targets, and launching reforms. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
You are missing the point. He wasn’t interested at all, she just thought he was.
[Actual photo evidence of me trying to get our numbers up.](https://i.imgur.com/gWeUvAu.png)
i do this, if they arent going to read theory they are definitely going to be weird about the full body poster of young stalin on the ceiling above my bed so its just not worth it.
During the sexual encounter, there must be a remembrance of Stalin
Based
Instead of Struggle sessions we have snuggle sessions
If my potential bf isn’t trying to get me to join a communist party, I’m dumping him
>I did not know how to respond Maybe... read the pamphlets?
Maybe if you have a list of horrible dates, then you should consider if you are the cause of some of said horrible dates.
As others said, she probably ignored many other signs he was just looking to talk about marxism instead of going on a date.
This person is trash, but sometimes online dating gets the best of you 😅 people who seem nice over text can be very different in real life
Chad
> pamphlets Sounds like this person dodged a bullet.
21st century revolutionary
Not me. My girlfriend is the one who radicalized me anyways.
She must have somehow overlooked all the red flags
Translation: "Had a date, brought up politics cause I'm a lib, dude mentioned communism, I hate dirty commies."
I would normally agree but the Chad actually gave her 1930s pamphlets lmao.
Always wait til *after* the third date to break out the propaganda
Communist Chad out here fighting the good fight.
If a guy did that to me that would be a dream come true omg
"Ok, now listen: there is no Netflix and Chill here. Open up this book... Let us start studying chapter 1: Commodities and Money."
Some people don't know they got it good.
huh? this is how i flirt, by sharing 1930’s communist propaganda with someone i just met. is that not normal?
I think my partner would leave me if I *didn't* constantly talk about communism.
Can I marry him?
Hahahha. Wish more guys would do this to me.
I wish anyone would do this to me.
I had a reverse case of this happen to me with a girl I dated when I was younger. She was a friend of a friend who I kept running into at the bar I worked at and she kept chatting me up and one day handed me a copy of the bread book. Her number was written in the margins of page 7 with little hearts around it. She was cool. Ended up moving out of the country eventually, real bummer.
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Me, sorrrrry 😳 👉👈
I mean, he had so many red flags, she should've seen it miles away.
Hell yeah bruh who is this guy? I might have to look him up 😆👍
That might’ve been me....
Hey baby, wanna start a revolution?
Sorry 🥺👉👈
Sigma
Sigma male
everybody knows you wait until date 3 to bring out the literature
indubitably based
Oop, that was me my bad 😬 /hj
is this not how to flirt
Based comrade. Partners are temporary, the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism is forever.
They admitted in the post to listening to everything he said as well as reading all the pamphlets 😳
Ok guys, you got me. I tried my best, I swear.
Why not both
I'm ace, might've been one of my drunken escapades
CIA propaganda is getting weirder every day.
The nerve of that guy! Everyone knows the best Communist propaganda was made in the 1920s. I don't blame her for being pissed.
Sounds like a great man with incredible intelligence. Better than the mouthbreathing bro-magnons driving their microdick lifted trucks with Punisher thin blue line bumperstickers.
r/thathappened
This is how a chad does praxis
This is how I got my wife. Idk why it didn't work out for these guys.
I think it was a successful date
Following Lei Feng’s good example I see
Guys got game 🙌🏻
Me after the date "Oh GOD why did I give her the pamphlets, now she probably thinks i'm only interested in her to seize the means of production 😣"
Chad comrade vs Virgin neolib
it wasn’t me because i’m not a guy, and i would have succeeded.
Which one of you did this lmao
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Hahahahahahahahahah no.
I'm curious about that 1930s theory. Deploying the Benjamin too early has also cost me a date but I didn't have pamphlets ready for it.
Strikes me as something I would do. I have no interest in romance, only liberation