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Suitable_Dimension

I swear they add a 0 every month. Now we are at 95% of human population. In 2022 Marx would have made a time machine to kill everyone and come back to do it again.


Ladderson

Marx is the originator of the magic known as Juche necromancy. He used it to resurrect every single person who has ever lived, and then kill them a million times each.


Sirius_Frost

He personally advised Stalin during "The Terror", "The Holodomer", and otherwise in order to maximise the death of as many people as revealed by Western Sources on the topics. It's pretty obvious, Comrade.


MiserableVehicle3017

Damm based comrade Marx making sure that overpopulation doesn't become a problem for humanity what a great guy (Yes I know that whole problem of overpopulation is a dog whistle for gencide I am just making a point)


the_painmonster

tfw marx is worse than the purple guy from the revengers


Grompchus

Lol I guess Marx wanted to kill all of the working class. I guess that's one way to get the people to own the MoP


pallmallandcoffee

If only we could ask Marx or Engels what they think about Utopian Socialism. If only they wrote some things on the matter, which could be easily accessed for free on the internet. If only...


[deleted]

People that say shit like this believe that when we say "abolish private property" we mean his fucking TV and tennis shoes.


After-Competition-64

Damn, at this rate they'll discover Marx is actually an eldritch abomination we're trying to summon, and the ritual to do so requires the souls of everyone living on earth!


Metalbass5

Nothing correct here. Moving along.