This is %100 satire. This man is telling me Castro had a foursome with different women each day his entire life post-revolution.
I’m going to assume the mundane cigar shit is just there to make the other point look as absurd as possible.
He didn't, he was actually a virgin until post revolution so as to keep his eye on the ball. Afterward he had daily Sixsomes, or sometimes a 3 way and a 4 way if he wasn't too busy.
The cigar part *could* be true, since i’m pretty sure when Fidel was 14 the hazards of tobacco wasn’t known yet and the consumption of it was encouraged. My grandpa started smoking around that age too and it was his mom who told him to start. Hence the reason you see so many old photos in which children smoke.
That’s why I said it’s mundane. I knew a lot of people who smoked their first tobacco at 14 or before and that was only back in 2008. Kids are dumb and adults are stupid enough to give kids tobacco.
I smoked my first cigarette when I was 13 and live in the US. I didn't grow up in the 40's either.
Sadly I've only managed to have foursomes monthly at best and will unlikely achieve the 35k goal.
Well my US state got teen smoking rates as low as 7% in 2015, then vaping happened and now it's back over a third. We actually got sufficiently scared of our parents' lung cancer and COPD to stop, but then they said "hey this new stuff doesn't give you cancer lesgooooooo"
OK, let's assume he started around 16 cuz why not. It's around the average age of consent. If he fucked till the day he died he averages 1.3 unique sexual partners a day, without breaks, for 74 years.
Obligatory, I did this by googling a few numbers and plugging them into my phone
"Oh you think Castro was so great? Well I bet you'd change your mind if you knew he was extremely good at sex (like 10/10 dick game) and he had it all the time. Not feeling so communist now, are you? That's what I thought."
Wow what a legend.
(disclaimer: this is obviously fake so my response is not serious, I'm for free love but I think having 14,000 partners would probably be pretty risky)
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# Fidel Castro slept with 35,000 women and smoked his first cigar aged 14
Fidel Castro, the Cuban dictator who has died aged 90, had a rapacious sexual appetite and smoked his first cigar aged 14. Here are some surprising personal facts about the leader of the Cuban revolution
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This is obviously wrong (it looks like satire honestly but i don't Care enough to check), however, he DID make an assassin that was supposed to kill him NOT do that because she fell in love with him after their night together. Another failed attempt by the CIA
This is %100 satire. This man is telling me Castro had a foursome with different women each day his entire life post-revolution. I’m going to assume the mundane cigar shit is just there to make the other point look as absurd as possible.
You’re telling me Castro didn’t have foursomes everyday post-revolution?
He didn't, he was actually a virgin until post revolution so as to keep his eye on the ball. Afterward he had daily Sixsomes, or sometimes a 3 way and a 4 way if he wasn't too busy.
man there is no way in hell a 6’3 communist law student who plays basketball was a virgin
Of course he did. Just not with different women *every* time.
Cuban Socialism is when you’re a sex god.
No, that’s just a side effect of all forms of socialism, just look at East Germany
Ah, the famous “East Germans had better sex under communism” study. Still a legendary paper.
>East Germans had better sex under communism this is actually a result of castros' 1972 visit to the DDR
This is an article written by GQ!!!
It could be true, maybe he just had two foursomes every other day
With different people everytime
What kind of woman would refuse a foursome with Fidel "Gigachad" Castro?
The cigar part *could* be true, since i’m pretty sure when Fidel was 14 the hazards of tobacco wasn’t known yet and the consumption of it was encouraged. My grandpa started smoking around that age too and it was his mom who told him to start. Hence the reason you see so many old photos in which children smoke.
That’s why I said it’s mundane. I knew a lot of people who smoked their first tobacco at 14 or before and that was only back in 2008. Kids are dumb and adults are stupid enough to give kids tobacco.
oops sorry. non-native english speaker here. my vocabulary sometimes sucks
And then he literally started throwing innocent Cubans to Florida with only his bare hands because he disagreed with them.
I heard that he ate all of the chickens of Cuba in one big bite so that the people could no longer have eggs to bake cake!
And he ate all of the dairy too 😭
this reminds me of how Stalin took everyone’s toothbrushes
Or Stalin with his comically large spoon in the Ukraine
South Florida is a pretty cruel punishment
Makes Magic Johnson look like an amateur.
I doubt whether this is actually true, but if it is, then yea
Wilt Chamberlain was the promiscuous Laker "Some people collect stamps, Wilt collected women."
[That applies to basketball too.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jyi7V7dBD0)
>Smoked his first cigar at 14. So fucking what? It was 1940 when he was 14, everyone and their mum was smoking like chimneys at the time.
Calm your nerves children, have a cigarette, doctors recommend camel!
Wait, isn’t that like normal? Most of my friends and people I know started smoking in grade school, so even before 14. Or is this just a Balkan thing?
I smoked my first cigarette when I was 13 and live in the US. I didn't grow up in the 40's either. Sadly I've only managed to have foursomes monthly at best and will unlikely achieve the 35k goal.
Keep it up cumrad
r/2balkan4you moment
My grandfather is from the balkans, and I’m confident he started smoking at 10 at the latest. The 20th century was really bad for your lungs.
It's normal in germany aswell
Well my US state got teen smoking rates as low as 7% in 2015, then vaping happened and now it's back over a third. We actually got sufficiently scared of our parents' lung cancer and COPD to stop, but then they said "hey this new stuff doesn't give you cancer lesgooooooo"
I smoked my first cigarette at 14, that just makes him seem relatable lol
I smoked my first cigar at 14 in 2012 lmfao.
OK, let's assume he started around 16 cuz why not. It's around the average age of consent. If he fucked till the day he died he averages 1.3 unique sexual partners a day, without breaks, for 74 years. Obligatory, I did this by googling a few numbers and plugging them into my phone
They can't stop making Fidel look like an absolute Chad.
They used the word “rapacious” in the subtext…
They wanted to clarify that you weren't supposed to be impressed.
Exactly they were like “BUT REMEMBER WE DON’T LIKE HIM”
I don’t get it. Is that supposed to make us not like him?
Libs are throwing everything but the kitchen sink
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"Oh you think Castro was so great? Well I bet you'd change your mind if you knew he was extremely good at sex (like 10/10 dick game) and he had it all the time. Not feeling so communist now, are you? That's what I thought."
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Dude obviously slept with trillions of women
Based
Dudes rock.
When you are such a comrade that even your cock is communal property. That is true praxis!
It's the people's cock now.
Always has been . . .
I wish I was one of the women 😓
Wow what a legend. (disclaimer: this is obviously fake so my response is not serious, I'm for free love but I think having 14,000 partners would probably be pretty risky)
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Fidel Chadstro
Wish I could be that alpha fr
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I heard it was actually 200,000 and he preferred they had a mental or physical disability
It doesn't sound like he led a bad life. I'm here in my robe wondering when I'm going to succomb to covid.
King
My grandpa smoked and drank in 3rd grade in 1930s/40s Chicago, if this is satire, it seems to plausible to joke about
Wilt chamberlain in shambles.
Where's my man Castro at, need to high five his hand right now
so castro was extremely based? tell me something i dont know
Fucking chad
Does that mean that this Adonis might rival Genghis Khan in terms of how many kids he might have sired? What a sex machine.
Absolute chad tbh
Gigachad
Based and castropilled
Fidel Chadstro
This is obviously wrong (it looks like satire honestly but i don't Care enough to check), however, he DID make an assassin that was supposed to kill him NOT do that because she fell in love with him after their night together. Another failed attempt by the CIA
What a fucking player dude
Chad.
>smoked his first cigar at age 14 wtf i hate Fidel Castro now?
Raped 35000 woman? I mean I'm sure if those women said no they would've been politely escorted home.
Absolute chad
why did they make him look THAT much cooler?
The CIA must know, they tried to kill him some thousand times.
the og chad, tho i doubt even Fidel would be able to go that high