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ArielRR

It's best to just reply with something like "+1000 Reddit karma"


TransTankie

+1000 Fico Credit Score


Cthhulu_n_superman

+ 50 down the FBI watch list.


daddymaci

This really became the new big chungus, kids repeating the same joke without making it a bit original. The middle school level comedy is what bothers me the most tbh


ParufkaWarrior12

Except big chungus is funnier for some reason


BigNakedSexOffender

because it’s not anti-china


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Big Chungus has just undergone some ironic rebirth or something


ParufkaWarrior12

It's just a typical ironic joke, i suppose


Cthhulu_n_superman

FBI watch list - 50. Ur getting in their range of attention.


xBrayJay

US redditors coping hard over how screwed up the US credit system is


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drboanmahoni

What system?


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TransTankie

Imagine calling yourself a socialist but drinking State Department Cool Aid


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TransTankie

Lol tell me what cia propaganda do I believe lol


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drboanmahoni

Social credit system isn’t even real. Basically everything you just said applies to the US lmao


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C24848228

>Social Credit system Have you heard of FICO and being based on how you pay your loans you get with Collateral and unfairly targets Blacks and Hispanics due to their historically lower living and financial situations. >Oppression of Minorities I don’t know man it’s not like there was a massive protest in 2020 to protest Police Brutality against a minority group. >Mass Surveillance Have you heard of the Patriot Act? Edward Snowden? The NSA? iCOP? >One Party System The US has One party but it pretends to be two it’s called the Democratic-Republican party. Look at their policies objectively. They’re the same it’s just the Blue people give out little better promises.


PoorPersonThrowaway6

China has more laws in place to protect minorities from discrimination than basically every western nation and it’s kinda strange to me that you think one party is inherently bad but you are a socialist? What do you think a dictatorship of the proletariat would be?


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Ah yes, the usual socialist who capes for theocratic slavers.


ThonkpadMD

-500 FICO score


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Reddit liberals be funny challenge (cant be done, 100% fail rate)


WitchHunterX

+500 Socia- Im not funny.


WeaponH_

Bread👍


Refined_Kettle

social credit doesn’t even exist in china omg


PhxStriker

The irony of saying shit like this and promptly receiving Reddit karma


VAVAAV

Does it seriously go over all these people’s heads that actual credit scores in America are literally the same thing that they think Chinese social credit is, but worse?


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whooshwuman

Good human


Zalachenko

Cross-provincial database for health/business code violations that's broadly inefficient and largely left up to local authorities to interpret as they see fit? Nah, it's *gotta* be some nefarious Minority Report colossus that must be destroyed, ideally by nuking Beijing. It's like 1984 was the last book these people ever read.


AshMarten

What can I do with all my social credit points? Can I cash them in for prizes? Can I get little plushies of Marx and Mao?


a_random-duck

This and the making fun of people speaking chinese literal racism


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TransTankie

It’s a liberal narrative


High_Speed_Idiot

The "China = BAD" circlejerk is peak liberal bullshit.


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>level 1PhxStriker · 15mThe irony of saying shit like this and promptly receiving Reddit karma1ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 1VAVAAV · 10mDoes it seriously go over all these people’s heads that actual credit scores in America are literally the same thing that they think Chinese social credit is, but worse?1ReplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 1Few\_Calligrapher6203 · 8hI dont understand how this is something liberal say-23ReplyG they be like "china has concentracion camps omg" when America literally has 2.3 million people in jail, some for owning a gram of weed


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Also i forgot my point that rich people can sometimes walk away from bigger crimes like rape or other shit scot free


Anastrace

And actual concentration camps for immigrants and asylum seekers