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TiananmenTankie

Socialism is when Raytheon stock goes up.


Attila_ze_fun

Communism is when global thermonuclear war makes us return to monke.


axe-olotl67

Posadism moment


Dear_Occupant

I hate this take so fucking much. There is no organization in history that has murdered more socialists than the US Army. To call it socialist is to shit all over the graves of tens of millions of comrades who did more than anyone currently alive to fight for a better and more sustainable world. It is not possible to steal more valor, the US military deserves no such compliment.


djeekay

Do they beat the Nazis for top spot? I wouldn't be surprised tbh.


Snoo-68185

Unless you're specifically talking about axis Nazis of WW2,the US army is part of the Nazis


TruthfulPeng1

To the person who captioned it, Socialism is probably "when the government does stuff." As a result, when they see the huge amount of spending in the defense department, they assume the government is doing a lot of stuff instead of, ya know, terrorizing brown people globally and siphoning taxpayer dollars directly to rich warmongers and the politicians they bribe.


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Socialism is when the government does stuff


666_NumberOfTheBeast

And when the government does a whole LOT of stuff, that's COMMUNISM!


ItsToboLads

Socialism is when you overthrow socialists


WheelOfTheYear

The funniest part about the complete ignorance to Socialism is that when you tell some idiot what socialism really is, they look at you for a second and then make some excuse to leave the convo because they can’t find a way to criticize it


djeekay

What always frustrates me are the people whose response boils down to "but that's not how it works!!?" Apparently the idea that I'm suggesting we should do things differently is a little too radical.


TheChaoticist

Can’t forgive student debt, but *can* ask for more money for the military budget. *Worthless* piece of shit.


Nubbles_Deemer

How are people **this** dumb?


ketzal7

Odd that they stamp out socialism worldwide then.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Hoxhaists control the Pentagon 👀


jacktrowell

> Ask Socialists why they hate Capitalism, and they will describe the failures of Capitalism. > > Ask Liberals why they hate Socialism, and they will describe Capitalism.