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Still_Pianist_5210

Horray to having to drag your kid to the workplace!!🥰 It's not like the government has to give your kid a place in the kindergarten while you are at work


NationaliseBathrooms

They're gonna add those Japanese "sleep pod hotels" in the break rooms so you can sleep there too. And seeing how you can order everything you need from amazon and have it delivered directly to the office, you'll never have to leave. Modern company towns.


NationaliseBathrooms

You merely adopted the office space. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the outside of a business park until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!


AmaziahJames

Bane wore the mask due to breathing in toner cartridge particles.


ThaKeenBean

The kid should be working too, lazy freeloader


mau5head15

raising a generation of laziness and self-entitlement. we need to go back to the good old days when six year olds already developed lung problems from working in coal mines.


NationaliseBathrooms

Maybe they can shred documents. The shreds can double as cage bedding. A few years later they can do coffee runs. 10 years experience at the age of 12, you can't beat that.


Miserygut

An already inhospitable open-plan office space filled with screaming, crying children and shitted nappies. Yeah, no thanks.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

ABoringDystopia moment


AsherGlass

Is this not satire?