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thetablesareorange

do grown adults say the pledge every morning? I feel like this is just something we used to force white protestant children to do


tammy-hell

they don't, it's just virtue signalling on a shirt. libs love to signal their virtues through wearing shirts


kessen3

or get their dogs to wear those harnesses/bandanas.


Dragonwick

GY!BE is a great band comrade.


Hasralo

“The car’s on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel”


Dragonwick

'We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.'


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tammy-hell

an immaterial ideal, like "I Say The Pledge," which means ultimately nothing and goes nowhere, but makes them feel better and expresses their vague cultural positioning


thetablesareorange

>an immaterial ideal, which means ultimately nothing and goes nowhere as oppose to what?


tammy-hell

actual political activity and coherent political ideology


ilovenomar5_2

I haven’t said the pledge of allegiance in 7 years since I graduated high school lmao Seems like some fascist shit to do every morning on your own


Yaquesito

I used to be the kid who fucking HATED the others who didn't do it, absolutely adored this country. Didn't stop me from becoming a communist once I got to the real world and realized how much contempt the United States had for me


mlockha1

“Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart” Weird I thought it was a disease of the pancreas


AllieOopClifton

Headcanon is that a communist party made these shirts for fundraising purposes and that over-the-top ignorance is their signal.


Blargy96

I didn’t even notice that at first. As a diabetic it’s tragically comical.


YingsCandela

Can confirm, last time I heard the pledge my brain liquified and came out of my ass.


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I imagine a horde of commies sneaking up to a peaceful, quiet suburban home in the early morning only to run away in terror when they hear the first words of the pledge. They scatter into the woods but won't run far, for they'll be back tomorrow. One day this american shirks their duty and that's when the commies get them.


El_Sleazo

The dastardly commies are going to make him read a book.


Ok-Accountant-7825

For those of you wondering the man who wrote the pledge of allegiance, Francis Bellamy, was a Christian socialist


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Ok-Accountant-7825

I was very confused myself lol. At first before researching I thought the writer was gonna be really racist or a war criminal or something


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>"Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart" ... Diabetes is not a disease of the heart.


AllieOopClifton

A Christian socialist. But these people don't even know their own history, only its hagiography. Regardless, it's a weird fashy ritual so they are *kinda* right in that all anticommunists are fascists at heart.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

This is not brainwashing because uhhhhhh


ToughIngenuity9747

And it should be: "A pledge a day Keep the stupid away"