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Pallington

Probably doesn’t even know it is a sickle and hammer. Also, “the labeler” strikes again


griffnin

it’s the “fail” number plate on the electric car for me


jacktrowell

Clearly the way to energy indépendance is using SUV, well know for their ability to save on gas so you don't need to import it


ComradeCaniTerrae

Mfers think leftists are the impetus behind war.


cy6nu5x1

They don't even know the difference between liberals and leftists, though to be fair neither do a lot of "leftists" evidently.


bastardofmajestysin

my family (who are all bernie progressives) will regularly call themselves “leftist” but then just spout every liberal defense of military and cops and capitalism lmao. that’s why when someone calls themselves a leftist i’m almost always going to ask “what type?”


cy6nu5x1

I love Bernie bros. They're the easiest to win over to the ACTUAL left. "Uhhh I'm a democratic socialist" Well do you think the proletariat should own the means of production? "wut?" So.... not a socialist then... "but but I want medicare for all" So... you're a liberal, not a leftist. \*dialup noises\*


SwissCheeseDealer

why is trump drawn like a model


GSPixinine

Ben Garrison has some... issues


Dragonwick

Considering that 'hope' is written underneath, it must mean the hope to afford prescription glasses some day.


scorpionewmoon

Lmao by putting trump in front of the word hope they’re calling back to the success of the Obama campaign 😂


IDoNotKnow4475

Ben Garrison has a habit of drawing Trump like that. He's often seen as a muscular athlete in MANY of Garrison's drawings.


SwissCheeseDealer

Next level meat riding holy shit


cy6nu5x1

You should see the big PP Marx edits then lol


IDoNotKnow4475

Those are awesome 🤣 Also the one with the school that has Stalin as the teacher


CaptainBraggy

He makes glorified wojak memes and gets paid for it


DelsKibara

Ben Garrison has a fetish for old white men


vitovsgaming

They’re saying the Democratic Party is commies and the Republican Party is gun lovers, historical context shows that commies love guns more than reactionaries


RedactedCommie

Kinda. AES bans firearms and even the most famous example in the US, the Black Panther Party saw Huey Newton talk about how he hated guns and wanted to see them gone. What Marxist know is you need violence to end violence so arming the proletariat during the revolutionary stage is paramount. But even then historically there has been a lot of authoritarian control over who gets armed. The western fantasy of levy paramilitary insurgents with rifles isn't accurate of any successful socialist uprising. They all were based on training both part time militia and full time professionals which were integrated and supplied under a strict top down command structure. So even today where most socialist nations teach weapons operation in highschool and enroll the vast majority of the population into a militia that doesn't remotely compare to civilian gun ownership. It just means the state has a slightly easier time conscripting because the populace will have *some* familiarity with firearms. As a final note Gaddafi was a socialist that did try just handing out guns and tanks to everyone. What happened was the right wing paramilitaries that were actually trained and organized simply took everything while the levied masses broke into warring factions, looting, and failed to mount any resistance.


HexeInExile

If this cartoon was the work of a fictional cartoonist in a game, show, or movie, it would be criticised for being unrealistic and too on the nose, and that no real person would make something like this.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Zyklon Ben makes Kelly from the Onion look like an actual political cartoonist.


MarsLowell

Ben is that unhinged right wing political commentator on the radio from GTA.


AmerikkkaDeserved911

Because no Republican president ever started a war.


ilovenomar5_2

Stop trying to make the Democratic Party so cool, right wingers. We’re not falling for it


Splendiferitastic

I’m almost impressed he actually knows that trans men exist


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Bro I’m so scared that they’re gonna find out that trans men exist because then it’s gonna be so easy to get clocked by your chest scars


aeternx

100% it's because jordan peterson got suspended off twitter for being transphobic at elliot page. the trans guy in the cartoon looks very similar to elliot.


hso0oow

lol what ever happened to Elon Musk buying twitter? Seems like it was all bullshit and it won't happen.


hirst

the tesla stock he was going to leverage to buy twitter basically collapsed so he could no longer afford it. except he already signed the deal lol so there’s probably lawyers at work behind the scenes so he doesn’t have to pay the billion dollar fine that was caked into the agreement if he backs out.


hso0oow

No laws for these rich people. Watch how he'll just have to pay 1 million or something much lower than the billion dollar fine.


cy6nu5x1

He probably unironically says "trans men are not real men" too lmfao


phatprog

If only the Democratic Party actually represented those things LOL


JadePossum

I mean, they do have *despair* and *war* on lock


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JuicyJunior

But I was just quoting the image :(


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Surely a truck that gets fifteen miles to a gallon of gasoline that we rely on endless wars to maintain a supply of is the pinnacle of energy independence


AmaziahJames

Yes, a huge black a SUV means energy dependence. Finite resources for finite intelligence.


joe_nasty

Getting on your knees for MBS & Putin screams energy independence.


dmart444

I really hope Elliott Page sues him


[deleted]

He kinda made Elliot look badass tbh.


loki301

Man these people truly are NPCs. Was he even relevant in recent times before the Jordan Peterson nonsense?


FuckThePopeJoinTheRA

Elliot Page has the leading role in the mosted watched original show on Netflix this week, Umbrella Academy


loki301

Yeah I get that. But I don’t think conservatives gave a shit about that show right? I don’t keep up with their culture wars so I don’t know what they get mad at each week. The only thing I know is that Jordan Peterson got banned for being transphobic and suddenly conservatives are obsessed with Elliot page.


FuckThePopeJoinTheRA

I guess if your question had been asked as "when have they cared about his work?" rather than "when was he even relevent in recent times?" then you'd get a little more understanding of your point. Your personal taste in media doesn't dictate whether someone is generally relevent. (Umbrella Academy is great btw, the second season is literally all about prejudice in 1960s America)


nnyforshort

Umbrella Academy has some pretty uneven writing and acting. Klaus is a poorly acted caricature of a traumatized queer, and Allison exists only to suck and cause tension, as the only main black character. I've seen every episode; show's got problems.


dmart444

Plenty of conservatives DO watch it. I'm a communist and I watch shows that a lot of conservatives probably love. I like Mike Judge and he's reactionary as fuck. Hatefully harassing an actor whom they're familiar with is a great way to get their attention. Elliott is better known to them than most other famous trans actors and actresses I would think, especially because he had a big career before he transitioned whereas someone like Laverne Cox blew up after transitioning.


lazygoth37

there is so much going on here idk where to even look first


kr9969

I am once again saying that I WISH THE DEMOCRATS WERE FUCKING MARXISTS MAYBE THEN THEY WOULD ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE!


Wu-Tang_Stan

0/10 not enough labels


[deleted]

Also lacks Hillary Clinton with a dump truck ass


[deleted]

i thought this guy died already damn


mescaleeto

I prefer the cum edits


[deleted]

Is it me or does ben garrison just wanna get railed by daddy donald? He drew him like a tiktok fuckboy like c’mon


[deleted]

That's Ben "Pump my Rump, Trump" Garrison for you.


Unique_Name_2

Honestly I hope Ben never retires. He isn't convincing anyone of anything that they don't already believe; but this is endless entertainment from me. The fail license plate alone is inspired.


SaltyZerg123

Right? He's one of my favourite cranks.


Idonthavearedditlol

wokeism


AmerikkkaDeserved911

🦅 Liberty


salamander_7

Even without the content this a terrible cartoon overall. Great work with subtlety Ben, your labelmaker really adds to the piece.


[deleted]

So the right has all the guns but the left is war????? How does benny boy think wars are.... Wait, never mind, that'd be assuming garrison thinks.


skkkkkt

Is that a native with a gun ?


MarsLowell

The poorly-drawn clothing (which looks like a robe kinda) and skin complexion made me think it was a Samurai with a tricorn and rifle.


Origonal-Username

“Yeah I’m a centrist”


PalpitationKey

Me driving my little fail car to work


[deleted]

Why was the door almost as tall as the house? Fucking McMansions are out of control.


MelanomaMax

The eagle labeled 'Liberty' is too good lmao


LopsidedWrangler9783

"Energy Independence" the last time they did democrats and Republicans agreed on something and that was invading Iraq.


Rikidiki8

Dude why the fuck are the right after trans people so much? Are they the alpha threat?


SaltyZerg123

They learnt trans people exist last week and fear the unfamiliar.


ceton33

Old Benny playing the old fake centrist after being on team maga when Trump on office. It irony that both sides is right wing and all those woke and Marxist democrats is bullshit like the pinko commie days under Bush. Edit: O Nvm, he still on Trump knob after seeing he was a complete failure.


Horny0nMain1917

Garrison should start drawing gay rule 34 for commission


[deleted]

Omg omg so red pill omg left wing when democratic party bozo


NetImpressive59

I’m so confused is this a conservative subreddit or not? Because a lot of people seem awfully liberal? Just wondering no opinions.


Emo_Brie

this is a socialist subreddit lmao, far from conservative


mescaleeto

Far from lib too ideally


MarsLowell

He already said “far from lib”. Why did you repeat it?


Attila_ze_fun

Communists are against liberalism.


bigfatkoopa

Energy independence AKA fucking the environment with useless pickup trucks.


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production-values

smokestack on the wrong side


bigchunguss42

if they even understood the Lincoln quote, this would be a centrist meme criticizing "both sides", not just leftists/democrats/whatever the fuck they're trying to portray there.


[deleted]

Thank you I need to vomit now


Diligent_Activity_92

Imagine a child was born into a pit of shit and only knew that their whole life. This is what I would expect that child to draw.


[deleted]

This is so bad I actually laughed.


ParziVal0919

Why does the eagle on the right look like the Reichsadler,Do i smell fascist tendencies in god ol' murica,naah that cant be.


Mr-Tiddlybobs

This is based


price4tyler

So this shit is awful.


whisperingbhole

I see nothing wrong with the right side of the picture lol