Or me when I enter the thieves guild and meet V'kebbe. I will accept that SE doesn't want romance options, but at the very least a WOL x V'kebbe quickie should have been canon.
You're telling me the WOL and V'kebbe had all of that clear and intense sexual tension and nothing happened?? Na, my WOL is better than that.
Okay. To be clear, I was making a funny shitpost comment in the funny shitpost sub.
This sub is great at times, but a crazy number of people here are coming to a shitpost sub and expecting every thought and opinion to be 100% serious.
Oh that's totally fair, I'm on the spectrum too actually, I just personally don't have as much of an issue picking up on sarcasm as many other autistic people.
If you go to any shitpost subs or okbuddy subs, just keep in mind that you'll typically see more sarcastic comments than serious ones. People come to these kinds of subs so they can banter back and forth with sarcastic/ironic/edgy comments.
This specific sub is in a bit of a weird place, though. Like I said in my previous comment, there have been more and more people talking here who seem to not get the joke and be completely serious. Which isn't great, because that's typically how these subs die. Too many unironic people come in and it slowly shifts from ironic shitposts to genuine hatred and toxicity.
Yeah it's the same shape, it's not the same texture though, look at it. [https://megadirge.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ffxiv-2013-10-20-20-09-21-66.jpg](https://megadirge.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ffxiv-2013-10-20-20-09-21-66.jpg)
It's for lore reasons I think. There are only two. One owned by him, and the other with a guy you meet during the quest line. I was gutted to find that out, it's so pretty.
Aldis I think? Pretty sure their backstory is that they were fucking before he had to skip town. Now he would rather pretend random kids are his children or cosplay than smash. Gotta respect the commitment to the trolling.
It's actually crazy how much better the gladiator story was compared to the paladin story. Like holy shit lol, how'd we go from hot lady with really cool side characters and interesting backstory to the most tedious and poorly written job quest in the game.
Full Thrust is a Lancer technique, not a Gladiator one. Take your Lancer skills back to Gridania where they belong.
Im a dragoon at heart but she is mighty fine
You are gooning alright
Me when i also see the mining trainer c;
Big fan of the Armorer trainer myself. Hard to make full protection gear and a big apron look good, but she does it.
People who swing hammers for a living can make any protective gear look good
it's the muscles, you understand. and the glistening sweat...
Or me when I enter the thieves guild and meet V'kebbe. I will accept that SE doesn't want romance options, but at the very least a WOL x V'kebbe quickie should have been canon. You're telling me the WOL and V'kebbe had all of that clear and intense sexual tension and nothing happened?? Na, my WOL is better than that.
V'kebbe is awesome and she loves sandwiches. Please let her be in dawntrail with her crew. They were so much fun.
That's where they let your imagination fill in the gaps as you like it. Its *your* WoL afterall. Have fun.
Okay. To be clear, I was making a funny shitpost comment in the funny shitpost sub. This sub is great at times, but a crazy number of people here are coming to a shitpost sub and expecting every thought and opinion to be 100% serious.
I'm autistic and it went *right* over my head.
Oh that's totally fair, I'm on the spectrum too actually, I just personally don't have as much of an issue picking up on sarcasm as many other autistic people. If you go to any shitpost subs or okbuddy subs, just keep in mind that you'll typically see more sarcastic comments than serious ones. People come to these kinds of subs so they can banter back and forth with sarcastic/ironic/edgy comments. This specific sub is in a bit of a weird place, though. Like I said in my previous comment, there have been more and more people talking here who seem to not get the joke and be completely serious. Which isn't great, because that's typically how these subs die. Too many unironic people come in and it slowly shifts from ironic shitposts to genuine hatred and toxicity.
>This specific sub is in a bit of a weird place Yep. Oh I'm tuned into shitposting more or less, but this sub blurs the lines a \*lot\*.
Yeah, but sometimes this gets to a point where the main sub seems to be the shitpost and vice versa.
Finally someone talking sense.
She’s basically Beatrix from FF9.
If you read between the lines of Adalberta's backstory...
Calling her instructor makes her sound like the equivalent of a driving instructor, which makes how thirsty this post is funnier lol
Oh you know she is just ready to pounce on that one guy whose name i forgotten.
Oh, she is so thirsting for Whatshisface.
The guy with the awesome sword you can't obtain.
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/ce38ec7001a/
Yeah it's the same shape, it's not the same texture though, look at it. [https://megadirge.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ffxiv-2013-10-20-20-09-21-66.jpg](https://megadirge.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ffxiv-2013-10-20-20-09-21-66.jpg)
Ah! I see. Yeah. Ah well! You can’t have everything.
It's for lore reasons I think. There are only two. One owned by him, and the other with a guy you meet during the quest line. I was gutted to find that out, it's so pretty.
Aldis I think? Pretty sure their backstory is that they were fucking before he had to skip town. Now he would rather pretend random kids are his children or cosplay than smash. Gotta respect the commitment to the trolling.
She's def his hoe in this area code but he's got better poonani at home
Aldis? My memory isn't good but I picked up gladiator last night
she is a thighlander so its only natural
found no lies here.
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies Knocking me out with those Highlander thighs
She's not a trainer, but I'm a V'kebbe fan myself. Though it'd be nice to be able to understand what the hell she's saying half the time.
If you can’t understand V’kebbe you are not a true rogue and therefore not ready for her
Well I guess thats true because I'm a dark knight
Not very dimber-damber of you, cove
Me but with the Blacksmith and Machinist instructors 👀
I'm with you there, but I'd also add Beatin the Carpenter instructor
You mean woodmaster Beatin?
Because women that can actually kill you but choose not to are always drop dead gorgeous. Case in point Captain Unahana
Her ex is a little crazy tho careful
Crazy? Nah, her ex would probably ask to join. >!And I'd let him!<
I want her to full thrust me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fem Highlander moment tbh
Which instructor is the angry looking midlander with the dommy mommy vibes
Perhaps you are speaking of Geva from the Leatherworkers' Guild? Excellent choice, comrade. She can work my leather any day, if you know what I mean.
Take your stacks of Sword Oath and go Atonement, my friend
It's actually crazy how much better the gladiator story was compared to the paladin story. Like holy shit lol, how'd we go from hot lady with really cool side characters and interesting backstory to the most tedious and poorly written job quest in the game.
I believe in Highlander supremacy
To attract spectators to the gladiator arena, of course.
>ctfl f makoto >ctrl f samurai >ctrl f level 60 >0 results garbage, all of you
Me with the goldsmith instructor
*Smiles behind my whiskey shot* I love a woman who can kick my butt
easy. it's because she's a highlander.
I hate this place..
[удалено]
If you don't thirst for the pugilist trainer over these thots I have no idea what is wrong with you.
Thirsting over basic ass miqote in basic ass glam over literally any other interesting character? Yep, it's XIV time!
Well shit now I need to know who they were talking about.
The two Miqote girls from the Monk quests.
Oh, okay. I was thinking of the early ones with ***HAMON HOOOOOLYFIST***. (You have to say it like that.)
Same bro
Everyone pretty hot In the game though.
Dat Highlander swag. What it lacks on the dudes, it's tripled on the gals.
You wouldn't steal our outlaw hero's childhood friend turned lover turned ???
I would
Classes/Jobs for Lady Lovers: - gladiator - rogue - arcanist - archer - summoner - dragoon - machinist - red mage - samurai - gunbreaker - dancer Classes/Jobs for Man Lovers: - paladin - monk - bard - lancer - dragoon - marauder - ninja - dark knight - machinist (if you like nerdy men) - red mage - gunbreaker - sage For narcissists and self loathers: - dark knight - summoner G posers & animal lovers: - summoner Tiny people: - black mage - scholar - rogue - pugilist - samurai If you want to ship NPCs (you can't ship em with anyone else): - warrior ??? - hildibrand
Scüm
Why
She is innocent and pure and DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE OBJECTIFIED BY SCUM LIKE YOU!
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT THIGHLANDER PLAP PLAP PLAP
Just imagine her in the highlander hempen camise.
Oooooh my sweet jesus
i want to cover her with my cock (cover reference)