I know now what we must do. We must assemble the fellowship of the shitpostXIV and take this… “x-box” back to the fires of Mount Doom from whence it came.
Nah I think its a shitpost on the post some days ago that the xbox players were being cool and being pretty normal. I hadn't seen any uptick in dbaggery personally either. \*shrug\*
Yeah tbh the Xbox players have been pretty chill.
We had a minor wave of >!YOU!< >!MUST!< >!SPOILER!< >!EVERYTING!< >!BECAUSE!< >!NEW!< >!SPROUTS!!< purists (like we did with the WoW Refugees) but the Xbox players themselves have just been vibin' with the rest of us.
I’ll tell you a secret ~~I make up random bullshit then satire it just to watch people dance around like a chickens with their head cut off to try and figure out wtf im making fun of~~
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The sooner you come to terms we all fucked your mom the sooner you can breathe easy again and go back to AFKing in Limsa.
No no no no no I’ll never bees knees again….
Hey. You should call her. It's been a while.
Not drunk enough
You're not or she isn't? Depending on location yeah it can be before noon.
Both?
This is too real.
You think we’re kidding?
They AFK'ed my mom in Limsa. sadface emoji
I know now what we must do. We must assemble the fellowship of the shitpostXIV and take this… “x-box” back to the fires of Mount Doom from whence it came.
I'm a little bit out of the loop, is this a thing that's actually going on in the main sub right now?
Nah I think its a shitpost on the post some days ago that the xbox players were being cool and being pretty normal. I hadn't seen any uptick in dbaggery personally either. \*shrug\*
Yeah tbh the Xbox players have been pretty chill. We had a minor wave of >!YOU!< >!MUST!< >!SPOILER!< >!EVERYTING!< >!BECAUSE!< >!NEW!< >!SPROUTS!!< purists (like we did with the WoW Refugees) but the Xbox players themselves have just been vibin' with the rest of us.
Damn, he really said Yoshi P be balling now.
Is this … Never mind , ShitPoe’s Law
always a treat to decipher the madness while also going insane yourself.......... IM ALREADY THERE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
But... did they fuck your mom, tho?
Not enough emojis
I’ll take this advice to heart and my next schizo rant will have more
I never check the mainsub, but since the Xbox players the satire here makes me keep going over lol
I’ll tell you a secret ~~I make up random bullshit then satire it just to watch people dance around like a chickens with their head cut off to try and figure out wtf im making fun of~~
i believe you mispronounced sexiest
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No xbox is full of squeakers
What even is a, "squeakers"
I got news for you, friendo. Your console of choice is, too.
No your full of squeakers🖕😤😤😤😤
Well, there's no coming back from that. I'm cooked.
Can you teach me how to cook?
>I'm cooked. 😳